https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII This is Sparta!!! remix 10 Hours edish
/fr/
I still don't understand why Faramir was narrating the king's wife infidelity or how he even knew when he wasn't even there.
alri
hi everyone how are you xx :)
SNL UK has been officially yanked
>>220680441Shit u?
>>220680441good wbu? x
>>220680450also not great !
>>220680441hiiiiiiiiii >.<
>>220678793THIS IS FARTERRRR
But only love can break your heart
*flicks rorke's ear*
European forests evoque something genuinely transcendental and beautifully oracular within you, gnomes, fairies while American forests fill you with dread, a sinister evil, monsters and cryptids tearing at your flesh and entrails.
>>220680483what do african forests be like
>>220680483Yeah, American forests have wendigos
>>220680483Things people say before being eviscerated by the faer folk
Think I'd get on well with black women. Know they're not all the same but you know what I mean. Don't pretend like you don't know what I mean, /brit/. 4chan /int/ /brit/
>>220680483Try an original thought for once instead of a medicore oversharred xeet
>>220680532You just want to suck on their big meaty black pussy
>>220680532know exactly what you mean and agree based on personal experience x
Morning team. Up for toil today. Not looking forward to it alas it got to be done.
>>220680538ktim
Running full speed at the walls of the runt cage and slamming my obese body into them. Let me out!!!!
>>220680541Was it the way I'm imagining it?
>>220680548Glhf
>>220680555if you're asking if i had sex then i'm afraid not
>>220680554*rattles the bars of your runt cage and taunts you*
Team I can't wait for my narcolepsy diagnosis so I can tell toil I can't do morning shifts anymore it will be lush>>220680559Don't know what this means but thank you
Early morning posters don't have enough foy spirit
nobody:literally nobody:rorke's black gf:rorke: hey soul sister
>>220680583Good luck have fun
tung tung god
Genuinely like most gays but they should never ever be able to adopt children
>>220680655what about bad children
just waiting on the addy to hit tb haitch
An evil presence has entered the room
>“I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa…”
https://youtu.be/o9PuAm7d0PA
>>220680749bullied by swarthy eyeties award
might learn how to fly a planeno reason why
whats the gayest thing you ever done
It is weird how brits never post about 7/7 yet that killed hundreds.
>>220680775wank to tranny porntouch my friend's cockeat my own spunk
>>220680777holy digitsbut because 7/7 is just a boring terrorist attack where muslims blew themselves up like they always do so who caresbit different to flying two massive planes into some skyscrapers
>>220680775My cousin and I sucked eachothers cocks when were 13. I avoid him at family gatherings now
Listen, ma, I'll give you all I gotGet me off of this, I need confidence in myselfYeah, yeah, yeah, ohh, yeah, ohhListen, ma, I'll give you all of meGive me all of it, I need all of it to myselfWhoa-whoa, whoaSo tell me you love me(Only for tonight, only for the night)Even though you don't love me(Oh-whoa, oh-whoa)Just tell me you love me(I'll give you what I need) Ohh-yeah(I'll give you all of me)Even though you don't love me(Oh-whoa) Yeah, yeah(Oh-whoa) Yeah, yeah
>>220680775read this post
>>220680797Both events should have been a wake up call to do something besides what was done, which was topple some more countries for Israel.
>>220680786>>220680798fucking faggots
I was only fully attracted to one fella then he topped himself
>>220680827true
Cosmonaut Day today lads
>>220680828the funny thing is i'm not even gay which makes it weirder
right thats proper bent i was only joking
Got a girthy BWC in need of a suck
>>220680870Oh wait me too! I'm completely straight how about those female breasts then hahsa
>>220680885um x
>>220680878lolwe're all just joking though aren't we lol
>>220680892Haha yeah?
still stuck with the murmurings of a cold a whole week later ffs
what if someone 9/11'd mecca
>>220680902Holy War would ensue
Taxi to work as it's raining team
Had a great time with my cousin a month ago but since then we didnt talk a single time.I miss her.
>>220680929we are the brit team
nobody:bardley welsh:rorke: x gon give it to ya
>>220680929stay safe x
>>220680954you should text her
>In a 2012 essay about the importance of public libraries, English actor and writer Stephen Fry mentions that Peyrefitte's novels The Exile of Capri and Special Friendships were "unforgettable, transformative books" for him.>Pierre Roger Peyrefitte (17 August 1907 – 5 November 2000) was a French diplomat, writer of bestseller novels and non-fiction, and a defender of gay rights and pederasty.hmm..
bardley welshscrim
Yasmina Khan is a leng gyaldem
>The Taiping Rebellion, also known as the Taiping Civil War, Revolution, or Movement, was a civil war in China between the Qing dynasty and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.>The uprising was led by Hong Xiuquan, an ethnic Hakka who proclaimed himself to be the brother of Jesus Christ.> It ranks as one of the bloodiest wars in human history, the bloodiest civil war, and the largest conflict of the 19th century, comparable to World War I in terms of deaths.>Estimates of the conflict's death toll range between 20 million and 30 million people, representing 5–10% of China's population at that time.chinese history is fucking mental
greek place near me makes thisthe zeus burger
Tomorrow will be different
>Latin! or Tobacco and Boys is a play by Stephen Fry, written in 1979.>It is about life at the fictional Chartham Park Preparatory School For Boys, a prep school in England, and ends up in Morocco, via a homosexual relationship between a teacher and a 13-year-old student.hmmmmm...
>>220681091How so?
got mugged last night in london. £15 for two pints.
>>220681101alri diego
>>220681079*nods*
>>220681081mad how they just did shit like that and the rest of the world didn't even care
cos when we get on its so so
>>220681183>The government officials of the Western powers were optimistic about the Taiping government's chance of victory in the early stages... ...Many Western officials visited the capital of Taiping between 1863 and 1864, and American commissioner Robert Milligan McLane considered granting official recognition of the Taiping government.>After the conclusion of the Second Opium War, Royal Navy officer Sir James Hope led an expedition to Nanjing in February 1861. This expedition was the largest party of Westerners to visit Taiping territories, with the inclusion of many British military personnel, entrepreneurs, missionaries, other unofficial observers and two French representatives.>Upon visiting the capital, some members of the expedition wrote that "devastation marked our journey" in reference to the conditions in Taiping territories. Some reports suggested a great deal of indiscriminate slaughter of civilians conducted by the Taiping army in newly controlled areas.
chinamen have gone sicko mode throughout history it seems
>>220681101gonna go to church and talk to my new gf and reset the tone of everything and stop posting on 4chan and be better in every facet
>>220681087
>>220681260what happens in rondonia
also gonna stop being a hatcuck i'll just let this norwood fly in the breeze this is how Godberg made me to be, so be it.
almost forgot to floss and brush
looks matched
https://voca.ro/1b5OT6DoiUQl
>>220681329good for him
the cookies clearedthe eyes openedthe clues gained the fundamentally broken man
>>220681349enjoyed this 'roo
any gamers in
>>220681373thanks mate :)
>>220681349https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
>>220681329That man will have a happier marriage than any old boomer who married a White slag.
>>220681360keep that cluehold it tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aum8t8Oe1D4/brit/ scott the woz edish
>>220680442well yes, the yook government uses american politics as a pressure valve so that people know nothing about domestic affairs, hence it being promoted everywhere
I can’t stop doing trashy shit
>>220681386sxcream
EVERYBODY WANTS MEEVERYBODY WANTS MEEVERYBODY WANTS ME NOWBUT I JUST WANT /BRIIIIIIIIIITTTT/
i have awoken from my slumber
>>220681383occasionally I indulge
>>220681413getting to church are you
>i have awoken from my slumber
might go to sleep at 7 in the morning lol what am I like
On This Day 1984. Arthur Scargill outside the union headquarters in Sheffield gives the result of a meeting of the NUM executives who ruled out a national ballot on the Miners StrikeThe vote against a ballot was 12 votes to 8.
>>220681436ooh he's a card
Women’s support groups demonstrate outside the NUM executive meeting in Sheffield on April 12 1984
used to think sayonara was a spanish word
>>220681446woudlnt see women doing thsi nowadays
onara
Lord have mercy
>>220681329It’s not fair I mog this geek ass nigga in every way
Morning lads
>>220681452It was
Watch Skins (2007)
>>220681329looks like a yank I went to school with
>>220681484nuh uh
>>220681487shut up and post the sydney webm from that thread
she's only gone and made a bloody banger of a choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg5r4lS3MRE
>>220681478Why are you pretending to be a paki
>>220681487never watched it me cause when it was airing I was about the same age as the cast and it just reminded me of all the shagging I was missing out on
you shall have a bloater when the boat comes in
>>220681506don't know how anyone can listen to ai music it's just nothing
>>220681487mad the filth they used to put on telly
HERE'S TO YOU, AHAB!
used to spend a lot of time thinking about monkeys when i was a kid but not so much anymore
any of you guys still on myspace?
>>220681478Welsh, are you?
radiohead creep jew themed parody:i'm a goyi'm a golemlet me know what you think x
I hate the tomate
erotic breakfast idea:gash browns
i posted a picture of my eye in another thread and two americans have replied "sex" to it
>>220681565stealing this!
a swedish lass for every man of england
>>220681594She's giving me maja bonah in my willahd
rainbow outsideI myself am inside where the light remains unscattered
>>220681492Tell us more about the yank you went to school with and how this has influenced your feelings on us yanks.
Runtoil beckons
POV you wake up to this every morning. Your response?
>it loometh
>>220681617the rainbow in my sky is you xx
>>220681619I'm marrying my yank gf in 3 weeksYanks are alright with me (can be a bit loud mind)
>>220681639thank you x
>>220681627Going to tell you something. Only once too. This is a once in a lifetime post. And it's for YOU. Running makes you feel really good don't it.
>>220681628too fat>>22068162720km on the cards for me today
>>220681647IT SHOULDA BEEN ME
>>220681668>Norris Johnston
This song is criminally underratedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSE12qRR-I
right time to get out of bed I guess*opening piano riff from 9 To 5 starts playing*
>>220681668couldn't think of anything worse than being with a quirk chungus yank gf
>>220681668good for them
>>220681647ong dis nigga think he got a gf kekaroooooo
>>220681628wondering about the teeth in that tiny jawmaybe I understand why the chinese had such high death tolls in wars shitty teeth --> life not worth living --> why not die in a war
me? I've just put a washing on so that my work clothes are all clean and dry in time for next week's toil like the responsible adult man I am.you? sat there with your thumb up your arse moaning like a stuck pig
>>220681665What's the longest you've ever run?
>>220681733marathon
>>220681720but bad for usus lonely beta incel freakzoids, that is
>>220681729did that yesterday morning, get good
>>220681719Bit strong that. She seems nice and keen.>>220681720I dunno that it's good for her necessarily to have travelled across the atlantic only to be treated to a a meal at spoons. Twice. From a lad who couldn't be arsed to iron his shirt or not be bald.
pasta bake for tea today
>>220681742*looks over my shoulder*
>>220681739How'd that go? Walked one once and I was immobile for a couple days after
>>220681763was ok, 10 years ago nowusually i just run half marathons these days
nick land gooning on troon porn off his head of amphetamines
m&s beef shin ragu for din dinsokay it's a ready meal but it's an m&s ready meal
becoming slightly fucking mental and insane!
>>220681797cuck porn also pairs nicely with the ol' 'phetamines
>>220681802the m&s ready meals are dogshit mate, no better than tesco
>>220681834fuck off povvo
>>220681841only low IQ runts actually fall for the higher price = better meme
might get started on my new year's resolution soon
>>220681883yes rorke we've seen this fake infographic before you can stop posting it now x
got no aura
>>220681755*punches you right in your nose*
>>220681918ktim
My dad is an asshole
>>220681925Leave him alone you son of a bitch
>bro how did you know i'm australian
leftypol and rorke
Sorry for derailing the chat lads but Kimi Onoda is fucking peng. Just had to put that out there.
bob the builder has more uk number 1 singles than the who
How much of this is real
>>220681949my cousins been doing mining over there for a year he came back recently and he looked exactly like thisa dangerous country
rorke wearing his total 90 astros to the school disco
maxxed out the blaster stance and it's still fucking dogshit. it's a pain in the ass to aim, it's terrible in melee and charging up the aoe shot takes ages. its only use case is one shotting trash from afar. dual wield blows it out of the water.
>>220681487never watched this. what's with the head in the fireplace?
>>220682003god he sounds fit
feeling anxious and scared lol
>>220682105have a coffee
>>220682105*soothes you*
>>220681513aha ktim with me and all the stuff on tv now
>>220682105It'll be alright lad nothing to worry about
>>220682003ever let him bum you up the arris?
got my washing on
I'd quite like a sort of rigid wooden tray, for lack of a better term, that I would sit on top of the sofa cushion so that I could rest my laptop on it. My legs would go under the tray. I have made a schematic for illustrative purposes.Does such a thing exist?
>>220682180yeah but people usually use it for gormlessly eating TV dinners
it's real fag hours around here at the moment>inb4 shitty little quip aboutbhow i'm the reason it's fag hours around here at the moment
>>220682180yes, you see them in old people homes
>>220682180enjoy your EMF fried bollocks
>>220682180those have existed since tv was invented
>>220682180You can buy them from online stores
>>220682185>>220682189>>220682197>>220682211very good I shall look into purchasing one
>>220682224A most splendid outcome
after all, why not?
>>220682119>>220682124>>220682148thx x
Brit is an emotional support group and kiosk for uncertain shoppers. We've become a nice general.
corr look at this beauty. 65 quid though. Part of me thinks I could make one myself by hammering legs into a chopping board.
brewing my first coffee using milk from my nanofoamer
>>220682294I'd like to hammer a "leg" into you too ;)
>>220682294Yeah but you're overpaying for the model 3, the model 2 will suffice
Die Hard is a Metroidvania
>>220682310The model 2 is basically a breakfast tray with legs hammered into it. The raised edge would dig into my forearms thus it won't do for my purposes.
It's a lovely wet foam
>>2206823103 stands for the inches in my penis not the version number retard
state of that worktop, some people live in absolute filth
I'd let a soothing milf like Nicola White jerk me off while she whispered her nice brit accent in my ear.
>>220682338does look nice to be fair
>>220682350that's actually a chopping board which is admittedly filthy as it has last night's chopping that i've not washed up yet
>>220682370wasnt talking about you
must have got the diarrhea pizza from papa johns last night
absolutely massive tune thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXf72HSAQs
>>220682381never said you were
rorke cutting out sugar from his diet and hoping it will help with the snacking cravings that have plagued his waistline in recent years
>>220682390is there any other kind? American chain za is awful
would anyone like to recommend me some porn this morning?perhaps some gentle femdom or mummy stuff
I should go to Coachella and pull a celebrity
>>220682430gay porn
>>220682430nursing wank
>>220682425its dough and sauce and chicken why do they insist on putting the diarrhea in
Another day trapped in this weak country
>>220682180I literally use one right now except it's just a wooden tabletop which rests on my legs and armrests
open sesame
>>220682430https://gwasi.com#q=[Gentle FDom][F4M]&s=top
i've wasted my life
>>220682458absolute wrong'un you are for liking this stuff
>>220682430adrian nite - dog mum
Sorry for the mean words I’ve said. It’s just an online persona I’ve had for decades I’m actually a chill person x
>>220682488same, tried to fix it but it's too late for me
need a game to play
>>220682514Raymon raving rabbits
>>220682514go for a run
>>220682548already done a norweigian method session just want to chill until gymtoil later
>>220682512The thing about operating a flag-based thread character is that you have a persistent identity across time and so your previous posting habits affect the reception your future posts get.As a UK flag poster I can post anonymously in this thread calling some cunt a cunt and then 2 posts later I'm talking to him calmly about a different thing because he doesn't know I'm the same poster, nor I him.But as a flag character, the moment you burn a bridge with a poster, or posters, that's you done forever. Any neutral goodwill that you entered with is gone now. You're now "that guy who responded rudely 2 weeks ago" or "that guy who made fun of me last night". You have to be on your best behaviour all the time. Even then, there's no winning. You can never cultivate a personality who is going to be postively received all the time because you cannot compete with a truly neutral post i.e a UK flag post without a name/trip. This should all be obvious if you're someone operating a flag / trip character.
>>220682513it's over for us. just gaming and gooning until we die
my bog brush broke
>>220682579fucking done that freak
john maddenjohn madden
>>220682512umm umm cunt!!!
the centre is dying
Bit lengthy that post for what is essentially a rather obvious observation but cheers mate
>>220682631WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY
>girl can give you compliments and even flirt without meaning anything by it>the only way to tell if she actually likes you is "uhh you just know bro"why does everyone find this easy except me
>>220682684Are you guys being serious
>>220682458nursing handjob is just about the most erotic thing a female can do
>>220682691it's a cruel world we live in
Oh, more rain is it? Well that's refreshing isn't it. I thought we were only going to have 100 consecutive days of rain this year but thank goodness the trend continues
Anyone want to hang out at my place? We can smoke cigarettes and throw the frisbee
>>220682727lovely sunny day herex
rorke updating his “it’s over” playlist
>>220682750That sounds fun. I'd do it if you weren't light years away
>>220682750ok I'll be over in 5
>>220682727peng in pengdon lad
what's on the pad today then
aint no party like a diddy party
>>220682697do americans know who brian clough is
>>220682863>meet ex toilfu to sell her a zoot>get a selection of bakery items from Lidl>go to work
>>220682338Nice woffee
cut from the same clough
>Google recipie>American recipe website>Literal fucking ESSAY about BOLLOCKS I don't care about why? why do they do this?
when all are one and one is allto be a rock and not to roll
>Fury by decisionglad I didn't stay up for that drivel
>>220681658You know what mate? You're not wrong. This was my first run in about a year and I really enjoyed it>>220681665Good lad. Could only manage 5.2km today
>>220681747Christ just seen the state of his shirt that's dismalLooks like the flags rorke was hanging off lamp posts last year
>>220682791>>220682773<3
eating day old sushi because I like to live dangerously
>>220682007Back in fashion these now, seen a lot of peng tings (f) wearing them
Uploaded me first YouTube short video yesterday and got 500 views on it
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1775945565486443.webm
Getting dat M&S Autograph clobber
>>220682917>stay upalri grandad it was over before 11 remember your collection money for church today
so called free thinkers when the food is one day past the use by date
>>220682974Yes lad, was doing a browse last night myself
got the sausages on
>>220683000have a lie in did you?
>>220682986they know that people will eat it up to 2 days beyond the Use By date on the packet thus that's not the REAL Use By date i.e the date beyond which you are guaranteed to get sicksomewhere on a spreadsheet deep in the company archives they have the real Use By dates but we're not allowed to see those. We only get the fake Use By dates, the goyim dates.
>>220682972Roaring at this ;)
on the garyseconomics toil this morning
>>220683004not really, been up since 7
>>220678793https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775907084207667.webm
>>220682996Buy anything? X
joined a load of discord servers to see this porn epidemic but havent seen anything good yet
>>220683025weedmongs will literally die laughing at this
>>220683000Sausages sandwich or are you doing a full English breakfast?
>>220683051just sausages
>>220683032Nah wishlisted a few pieces though x
>>220683058In a sandwich or just plain sausages?
>>220683083just sausages, no sandwich
>>220683093That's obscene
>>220683102not really
>>220683102ur mum eats my sausage by itself
got the bacon on
what if ahsoka felt a disturbance in the force and went to mustafar on her own and saved anaking from obiwan and also secretely finished padme off out of jealousy and became anakin's apprentice hoping to fix him but actually just wanting to be his bitch
>>220683134how many rashers?
>>220683145The Online Safety Act has fallen
well thats just inviting the cops to your house isnt it i hope you have milk and teabags
>>220683125oh DO grow up
10 Browning Street
committing bombing atrocities on my toilet
>>220683220>>220683220>>220683220
