bouldering edition
Rustlers burger and a chocolate Yazoo for lunch
>>220685723
SSRIs are for women
>>220685739They're for the mentally stunted
>>220685736Was this post really worth the delayed new?
mad how <utterly mundane thing>
it needs to be talked about more how gay men have sex by sticking it up each other shitters getting poo all over their willardsshould be criticised more shouldnt it
>>220685758Yes
>>220685723yipipo love "bouldering"
is Brutal Legend worth playing?
>>220685761I imagine bits of poo getting inside your willy hole it must cause some nasty infections
mad how the average person doesn't even do 1000 steps a day they just drive everywhere like big fat slugs
We at /brit/ like AI slop
Catching up with the exgfberg for a covfefe. Gonna let her beg for me back and then make absurd and unreasonable conditions for me to agree
> i svffer in london
the birdwatch:4 starlings3 or 4 sparrows2 vile pigeons2 blue tits1 wagtail 2 blackbirds 1 goldfinch
>>220685761actually we should be teaching this to kids
>>220685777my dad isn't fat but he's like thisinsists on getting the closest spot to a shop when he parks
I have a hairy arse but they are fine light hairs. Bumfluff, if you will.
>>220685771I enjoyed it when it came out as I was young and it got me into some good band but the gameplay was frustrating. If you like rock/metal then I’d say yeah but if you just care for the gameplay then hell no
>>220685761interesting i wonder precisely what the bible teaches regarding acts of that nature
what's gonna happen to the afrikaners
the arsewatch:1 lighthair
thats lunch sorted x
>>220685811why don't white people have sex anymore
>>220685836Looks minging
pooing
>>220685836I don't see fine hairs
>>220685837too busy on they phones but unironcally
>>220685837it’s very hard to have big families without help from brothers, uncles, cousins etc all remaining in contact and often living togetherit’s incredible how we threw away the concept of the extended family in western europe
the haven't slept in 48 hours gimmick is doing well de lads. DON'T listen to anything brainberg says
>>220685837I'm a bit out of touch these days but I heard the 18-25 range of zoomies are having way less sex. I wonder why that is.
>>220685802
I often get asked why I push flat Earth so hard? The short answer is because once one realizes the truth about the Earth then one can see how great the deception the whole Earth is under. It is at that point that the false narrative falls apart and their system of control crumbles. It is truly like unplugging from the matrix. Your flat Earth friends aren't crazy, they're trying to help you. The heliocentric model is the foundation of the great deception.Without it all the other lies get exposed and truth is revealed.
>>220685837Well why don’t you? Can answer it yourself really
>>220685900What's that supposed to mean
>>220685906i actually hope the earth is flatthat would be so funny
honestly my youtube front page is so terrible it's unreal. Just wave after wave of dogshit.
got steamboats last night and tried to get the protogf to send pictures of her feet because she said off hand she was painting her nailswasn't subtle, she has read them all and hasn't responded in 12 hours +
>>220685923If it was flat I'd push you off the edge desu
>>220685807Just what are you? >Afrikaner>Cape Coloured>Xhosa>Zulu>Khoikhoi>San
>>220685893because no one goes outside anymore because everyone’s brain is fried by magic rectangles everyone meets on apps and such instead of genuine human interaction like it was for 99.999% of our species history
>>220685918i dont want to see disgusting man bums on here thank you
>>220685949Grim but likely true.
>>220685936why
I hate every British person.
>>220685967Dunno
have noticed an actual uptick in shitjeet flags on /int/worrying trend
>>220685912I have had sex multiple times just not in the past decade
>>220685996I noticed this but irl.
>>220686004You said ‘anymore’ so my post still stands
>build a massive double decker "highway" next to the waterfrontwhy are yanks so thick in the head
Had sex last night. Had to exercise a lot of self restraint not to tongue her fartbox and such her toes.
doing my little posture fixing exercises like the faggot i am
rorkes gaff in 1300 ad
>>220686042Why not ask her if you can do that next time
>>220686039walking is communism, what if they see a black person??
Any crackers in (a.k.a. white people)
>>220686062rorke would've been a charcoal burner in the forest
why are white people so strong?
>>220685893we built a world where the easiest thing to do is lounge around at home ordering deliveroo so you can stuff your face while you half watch shite tv on netflix and simultaneously browse social mediasocial interaction requires too much effort
>>220686063The problem is that I'm nose deep in her ass every single time we do it. I'm like that cat you see in those videos who buries his face in cat clunge and just spaces out with his mouth open. I'm a gash and starfish fiend
Hello
>>220685736you can't beat a rustlers for lunch
Twitch streamer Mousey refuses to stream until the Iran conflict is ended
>>220686141you've got some bollocks coming in after your antics last night
>>220686128Can’t say I’ve seen that video
>>220686123civilisations like this don’t last long btw. especially when they aren’t religious, have no real goal, and don’t reproduce. not to mention swamped with foreigners who don’t understand nor care for whatever remains of the culture.we aren’t going to space. we aren’t inventing an AI utopia. this will collapse like rome and we’ll go back to probably the 1600s in tech
>>220686157Not aware of anything I did
>>220686154good man. he is principled and wise. we should all learn from Mousey.
>>220686177AI and utopia are an oxymoron, the fact you think space and AI is the ideal means you are a mong and probably spend all day on twitter
>>220686205What a fucking disaster
>>220686206no i meant that reddit people and the uninformed think we can make some sort of high tech future world where things are sorted out. ai and space exploration were two avenues of that. it’s over. there’s no need to get angry
one day I hope to visit waco, texas to visit the Dr pepper museum and also the site of the branch davidians last stand.
>>220686183you see this stuff a lot in "male dominated" industries now - wheeling out the tranny to do the women in industry stuffnot right is it really
leftypol hiding his preorders of opus:prism peak and pragmata on steam
>>220686226swear yank towns have a museum for anything what is the standard for a museum in america
I may have made a racist comment last night
the lads
when I saw the escort yesterday she spoke about her "ex" for the first timewhat does this mean?
rorke pissed off that every girl alive likes going to clubs while he goes to pubs rorke is increasingly worried he will have to submit to club life or die alone
>>220686258Bet it smells like ssris and bo in there
>>220686244I think its cool personally I think we should have more museums about everyday things
>>220686258is this Black Country New Road
what was the last book you read, anon?
>>220686183she passes on video and with soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWF3IfISZvQ
>>220686224I don’t many people have had that fantasy since the 2000s mate. The only people who still go on about it are the extremely wealthy for obvious reasons
>>220686271It means that you're such a frequent regular and so sexually non threatening to her that she feels comfortable talking about her life to you. You're basically a gay best friend
>>220686290The Return of the King
Drinking some water that I found
>>220686290dark avenues ivan bunin
>>220686302:(
>>220686290disappearance of rituals by byung chul han
I’m so aloneLonely little freak boy
>>220686282they're only good when it's a weird highway attraction run by serial killers
>>220686290Austerlitz be wg sebald thought it was alright but not a massive fan of stream of consciousness books if I dont have time to read them in one sitting
>>220686312Ian you've gone bloody mental
>>220686312hi ian
think i’m getting thicker honestly years of drugs and boozing catching up to meim a complete retard now
>>220686271you said something inappropriate for the business arrangement you have and she's reminding you she does have intimate relationships, just not with you, a customer
>>220686327screaming thinking about going to the pub and seeing the people im with carrying on like this across the table
I calculate that in the evenings and on weekends outside of work I have 59 hours free per week. Planning to allocate my time as follows:Watch a film per week (2-3 hours)Play games (20 hours max)Watch TV shows (5 hours max)Reading (10 hours)Exercise (3 hours)
>>220686271What actually happens when you go to an escort? Like do you make small talk before getting your dick sucked and what the fuck do you talk to an escort about?Oh, taken any fat dicks recently?
playing super meat boy 3D
>>220686355>No gooning;)
>she
>>220686290notes from the underground and then i stopped reading cause it's an incel coded hobby
>>220686348>something inappropriate for the business arrangementI didn't say anything like thatI think she's just a cold-hearted bitch tbqhAfter our last meet in March, I texted her afterwards saying thanks and that she has good taste in music and she didn't even reply or react to my message
>>220686355Shagging (0 hours)
>>220686355Delete tv shows unironically. Genuinely nothing of value has dropped in the last decade
>>220686355you should be exercising at least an hour a day
all my mates want to do is sit in the same grim provincial town pubs and get pissed every single weekend. then a few times a year do this but in a different countryhow do i find new friends? i literally dont know where to meet people. ive had enough of drinking like im still 18.
hello saaar, yes i am ukraine kindly approve visa
>>220686379I'm on NoFap and no porncurrently on a 9-day NoFap streak, my longest since December>>220686390I'm watching older shows>>220686391Haven't got time for that and that's overkill
>>220686145could probably do with some fruit and veg in there maybe some meat
>>220686355I was gonna do a jokey reply but people who block out their entire lives like this actually do live extremely productive, well-spent lives. Like if I'm being honest this is the way to maximise what you get out of life.I knew people in uni who did it down to every single hour, every week, and they smashed their degrees, had time for sport, had time for going out, had time for all sorts.
>20 hours a week gamingunironically grow up
>>220686290Beelzebubs tales to his grandson by gurdjieff Very difficult read and the author seemed to be taking the piss. Enjoy a challenge though
>>220686436roastie roastie
>>220686417>nofapLmao
>>220686393i've been trying to find friends since i was 15. i'm now a 32yo friendless incel. past a certain age it's just impossible
>>220686444there are no women on 4chan. there are no “roasties” on /brit/.
>>220686424I might do that. /brit/ is ruining my life
im a roast potato
>>220686417>I'm on NoFap and no pornI did this and my willard stopped working
>>220686449what's so funny
>>220686424>do live extremely productive, well-spent lives>they smashed their degrees, had time for sport, had time for going out, had time for all sorts.he blocked out a full time job's worth of media consumption every week mate
>>220686290I don't read much but I often go back to house of leaves as a comfort read
>>220686450no it isn’t. don’t give up
you should be on nofap because masturbation is a disordered pleasure of the flesh, a sin of lust, and is a grave offense to God
>>220686465The idea that not touching your meat will somehow fix your life while you're dumping 25 hours weekly on gaming+tv.You should definitely cut porn permanently though.
>>220686436steam profile is 70 hours in the past 2 weeks currently, however I'm off work.My mate has 154 hours in the past 2 weeks
I'm going to make toad in the hole today, just you cunts wait and see
miku
>>220686525Basado
>>220686527I did that last week.
>>220686525how many hours spent with women in that time
video games aren’t even that goodwhat do you people even play. the only games that i find interesting are ms flight simulator and BF1. and even then I only play then when im boredwhat could you possibly be spending 25 hours a week playing?
gonna play Animal Crossing New Leaf on my comfy 3DS
>>220686436what about 11 hours a week?
anyone seen that video of the Arab woman doing that terrorist scream thing at sabrina carpenter? Woke mob are not happy at all
>>220686290culture of critique
>>220686561I've dumped 100 hours into nioh 3 since February. Very fun. Besides that I like playing autistic Swede games (not paradox) and am currently enjoying death stranding
Not sure how they're going to enforce this
my brain is fried from years of 4chan and porn
>>220686561they replay old games from their children over and over
>>220686336Good afternoon
>>220686572the one where they shout allahu ackbar and explode?
>>220686437impressive that you made it through the whole thing
doing quite the poo.quite the poo indeed.
>>220686600>from their childrenwhats up mate are video games haram or something?
>>220686561Loved bf1 when it came out used to use the pre nerf trench fighter and spawnlock the whole enemy team
>>220686557roughly 50 hours
Watched Bi Gann's Resurrection the other day. Very touching film
>>220686624be nice to me
>>220686627cunts still use the artillery truck on certain maps and sit there like wee virgins racking up 70-0 kdsi play medic and use the fedorov automat trench, but sometimes play sniper and put the hud off. incredibly fun doing that.
>>220686605No the other one that throat one that they do when theyre all getting riled up
>>220686561I once spent about 50 a week playing something after work days and on weekends because a girl at work I liked said she played it and I wanted to get matched with her to find out her gamertag
>>220686582I need a casual game where I can listen to youtube/podcasts ect while playing, does death stranding fit the bill?
>>220686600Ktim
>>220686621
>>220686643grim behaviour
>>220686650Yeah kinda. You deliver packages from A to B with a convoluted plot in the background but the actual act of delivery is pretty fun, especially with all the mechanics that help traversal feel more engaging.
>>220686643OMDS, why didn't you just say you also play the gameBet the game was something dogshit like overwatch
going to brush my teeth and then go for a nice cycle along the thames before the footer starts x
I apologise for my racist outburst
>>220686628excluding family or work colleagues
guys you need to help me get a girlfriend enough is enough you guys do nothing for me
>>220686718How can I help
>>220686700me on the right
>>220686726you tell me!
>>220686700ktim my contract is 16 hours a week min-wage then the government pays the rest, helps with my rent and all that lol. End of the day there's no point doing any more than that. Working for no pussy? Couldn't be me (except I do work a little bit, as mentioned).
>>220686700Minimum wage workers arent working class theyre underclass
Almost time for my weekly batch cooking of 2 kilos worth of chicken breast goujons in panko crumbs
you have been sentenced to death by sweaty muscle girl thighs
>>220686685you'll get blown in the river in this wind
>>220686700cannot stand people who complain about working retail or fast food and act like it's hard work
>>220686606Had already read meetings with remarkable men and some of ouspenskiis stuff so thought that would have been a waste of time without reading the main thing. His philosophy is basically Sufism/neoplatonism but with a Theosophical edge to it. Idk how much I really got out of it all
>>220686765special japanese crumbs folded over 1,000 times
just nipping out to the junglist massive anyone want anything
>>220686778Her tits are genuinely so disappointing.
>>220686757no thats the unemployable
>>220686718right first stop, we're getting you a stoney jacketbought time you rizzed up a little
>>220686785how come whenever you're near water there's always a breeze? What's going on there scientifically speaking? Like even on a hot summer's day if you're beside a river there's a breezeit needs looking into, investigated
>>220686778>broad shoulders with a flat chestoh no
>>220686798er yeah can you get me a WIGGIDY WICK WIGGY
>>220686798ohit's junglist massiveyeah that makes more sense than jungle is massive
>>220685947Hey, ZA guy. Answer me.
>>220686798you want me to believe you're going to the co-host of smash-hit australian video game review show "good game" (2006-2009)?
>>220686778Czech buddy of mine knows her irl. She's on just about every roid and is borderline retarded
>>220686798get me 2 amen breaks
>>220686820because the water is cold
>>220686820fish in the water blowing air out from breathing
>>220686820because its an open space
>>220686843The girl on that was so fine. Remember one bit where they were at a convention and they did a lie detector and it turned out the bloke banjo or whatever his name was fancied her. Their dynamic was always quite awkward
>>220686844Was that your criteria for verifying that he does legitimately know her yeah? Him telling you that she's on gear and is a bit dim?my da works for nintendo don't you know
Can't believe I slept on chinky cinema my whole life. Hong kong was putting out bangers.
my da works for tesco
>>220686873boy do i have the webm for you
>>220686878Yeah you're right. I should have asked him for a peer reviewed study and bloods like an autistic nonce (You)
>>220686798190 was insistent it was "jungle is massive"
>>220686700People missing the entire joke being landlord as working class and squabbling about the other meaningless bollocks
rorke explaining to his mum that white people are going to go extinct in 200 years
er what the fuck
>>220686906Not a fan of trannies, thanks.
Wait! Maybe he's Zulu/Xhosa and doesn't wanna talk about it.
>>220686902she would get it
>>220686906Very, very ugly face on this one. Looks like a punch and Judy puppet
this is also hex. she goonbaits on instagram now
Not consumed any THC in 75 days
>>220686911yeah well he was a fucking cretin so I dont care what he thinks
>>220686883You ever seen Yi Yi? fantastic film, probably one of the best ever made. Shame the director died young (ish) because he was fully in his prime when he made this.
>>220686902That cheeky Asian fella done him
>>220686926Da, real news tovarisch.
>>220686942Been about 14 hours for me so good going for both of us
>>220686904She's a well known OnlyFans whore. Anyone who browses /fit/ or is in any way into fitness knows about her. Some rando tells you he knows her and you're hanging on his every word like a lap dog. Get a clue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vi_iZ-GqnE
>>220686911i used to think that before i watched ali g and learned what a massive was
>>220686946I'll throw it on the watch list
knew a bloke that was on good game spawnpoint oncei'm a bit of a high flyer
>>220686844source: trust me bro>>220686904>you're an autist if you doubt my outlandish claimmong
Knee a kid who was on sticky tv but none of you guys know sticky tv because it was in New Zealand. It was squirt tv vs sticky tv and you had to pick a side at school. I was squirt tv
>>220686971I hope xhe sees this
why has britain declined in absolutely every possible way? is it deliberate?
>>220687019Very cum themed choices really
>bend dicks inNo way sounds like a james bond girls name
>>220687026Yank occupation
>>220687019utter filth for children's tv
>>220686998>fitness whore is on roids>outlandish claimMong
>>220685836Cooked over a warm welcome
sacked tranner on the /fit/ 'loghttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1775994429354815.jpg
>>220687045Free speech innit
>>220687026short termism
>>220686120>straps>sumo>bent barlmaoooooooooo
>>220687049you know that wasn't the entire claim don't shift the goalpost
>>220687066crikey/fit/ is on it's deathbed. used to be funny back in the day
Anyone got the sacked tranny's vocaroo
>>220687079You'd need to be borderline retarded to be on roids as a woman anyway so two go hand in hand. You're welcome.
>>220687066>visible cut marksCORRRRRRR
>>220687026Something happened in 1990’s which made the anglosphere decide to enter into some weird national suicide pact
>>220686205He has absolutely fucked itThat's what you get for trying to follow international law the dopey cunt
love cheeky chinky buldak noodles ngl
>>220687099Think it was around May 1997 it started in the UK.
>>220687066>why yes I vote green, how did you know
>>220687092https://voca.ro/176W3rFOoHu8
>>220687102need a mid girl like this in my life
>>220687095still not the entire claim and not the part people are questioning>You're welcome.reddit
>>220686883all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
>>220687088It's weird how dead it is. Easily the deadest board I still regularly browse. You can see a thread on a Monday then it'll still be up on the Friday except with maybe 5 more posts in it.
>>220686282Never eaten spamWould like to try it someday
>>220687116keep crying mate we're all on the charge with zack polanski
>>220687099soviets went kaputsky, as they say, and we thought we could finally let our guard down and live in peacealas
>>220687124I accept your concession
on the nigger saus
>>220687130its just meat squashed into a tin
omdz rorke
>>220686327Incredibly fake woman thatShagger's intuition
>>220687131>we're all on the dole with zack polanski*
>>220687042bendix
>>220687148mad how well the white neek that's a little freaky with it thing seems to work on thembloody love it don't they
>>220686387
Hi from /britfeel/ here can somebody please take back your little mong spastic Bradly Walsh avatar fagger please. He’s shitting up our general. Thanks.
>>220687184Go cry about it
>>220687184
>>220687102get her on facialabuse
Used to love playing videogames, was a proper shut inCan't think of anything more boring now
>>220687117might be forbidden to say here but this humanises EW for me. I'd probably make the same sort of vocaroo if I were motivated to. I think I'll be a bit less harsh towards EW since there are bigger problems to fight than one man pretending to be a woman
here's your brexit rorke
ayo that black pussy did change him tho on god https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774846914865571.mp4
>>220687210How about posting on /brit/?
https://x.com/tanuki42_/status/2041096021300928759Aha.
>>220687184bore off you stupendous virgin
>>220687107which flavour
>Boy, 11, raped two primary school girlsWhy are boys doing stuff like this these days?
>>220687117ty
>>220687148would ejaculate in seconds if that were to happen to me lol boxers would be fucking soaked with my nut
>>220687215gherkin shaped recovery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Bone
Busy at ALDI team two staff down today it's rammed but I'm not stressed I don't panic I can only do what I can do
>>220687210Yeah I don't really touch them any more, just got no interest whatsoever. Get much better escapism from a good book. Did I mention I'm reading the count of monte cristo? #smartypants
>>220687215If only all the experts warned us this would happen
>>220687239ethnicity of the boy in question?
twink midfield
>>220687184maybe if you bradleyposted you wouldn't be such miserable sods x
More like #smellypants haha
>>220687270rorke doesn't trust experts. he knows better
>>220687256
>>220687213he's just a bit mentally deranged at the end of the dayneeds a proper rodgering to fix him up
>>220687223
>>220687274get them shagged. rape them rape them ALL
>>220687260>2 staff down on a sundayThat's not on desu, glad you're there to step up.I also feel obliged to inform you that, you are in-fact a man
>>220687270okay then, name the experts who said this
>>220687315Me
>>220687285This is the most savagely and brutally I've been done in my history of postan #burstintotreats
>>220687148not bad for a chocolate drop
>>220687299kekers
>>220687305s
>>220687260>I don't panic I can only do what I can doThe only mindset to have, proud of you.
NEW>>220685735>>220685735>>220685735>>220685735
poo seal
>>220687313hehe done that disgusting tranny freak lol
>>220687235carbo or tom yum for me
