i love this guys gifs

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The wife

If I made got spilled wet milk all up over my dungarees, would you suck me right dry, right away?

Time for church

What would you went to get into bed and you moved over your blanket and you saw a 7 inch long fetus there and it makes eye contact with you and says "dadda"?

>>220686130
I would be like aw hell nah

>>220686130
I’d fantasize about the warm loving embrace of the singing lady that lives inside my radiator.

https://youtu.be/IwBoVZh1ruQ

>>220685903
God I love fat touhou tits so much. Just imagine the milk

How does it feel to be a rabid beast that should be shot dead on sight?

remember when a nigga could go into mcdonalds with a jackson and walk out feeling like a god damn king

5.5 hours till church. Soon I'll take a shower. Listening to jazz btw.

>>220686532
Do you go to that St. John Coltrane Church in San Francisco?

I want to become a cabinet maker/carpenter.
But just the pretty stuff, no jobsites with Mexicans building roofs and shit…!!

>>220686611
Haven't you been working on a single thing for like a month

>>220686569
No I go to a Mennonite church.
Having the money to easily transit to SF every weekend to go to church sounds absolutely kino tho. Soon maybe.

>>220686646
Haha yeah. There really is a John Coltrane church down there. Would be cool to check out.

>>220686639
Yeah because I could only do it on weekends and then I didn’t do anything for a while
But I finished it eventually
Wood is such a nice material
You take some shit rough cut hardware store lumber, spend a bit of time on it and it turns into something that feels so smooth and sexy. It’s one of the best feelings!!

>>220686706
So what would you charge thousands of dollars per crib as a novice wood worker?

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>>220686681
If anyone's interested in some jazz recs, here ya go.

>>220686903
Rad

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Love this witchy goddess so much!

>>220685028
Unc…

>>220686808
Idk I wouldn’t charge anything I’d receive my wage as an honest worker for the bossman

>>220687199
I hope so Finnfren. And for you as well hopefully.

>>220687199
Hong kong won ton egg foo young
Fortune cookie always wrong

>woke up and went to the grocery store
>needed bandaids
>pack of regular flesh colored ones
>$1.99
>pack of black flesh colored ones
>$1.49
what did they mean by this

>>220687493
Whites are more affluent than blacks

These edibles ain’t shit

The FBI, CIA, US federal gov't, US Justice Dept., ATF, and all state governments are evil.

got to be kidding... betting markets show tom steyer now as runaway candidate for governor
if california elects this guy i could only laugh...
better than porter i guess

Debating going to church right now. Ostensibly it's because I don't want to put in the effort to take a shower but I don't think I smell and I know I could at least brush my teeth...then I realized it's really because I'm really invested in this book I'm reading on the Franklin/Lawrence King scandal.
I'm starting to formulate this little number in my head...there are so many men mentioned in this book whose activites closely or even exactly mirror that of Jeffrey Epstein's has got me thinking "the Epstein scandal" and "Epstein" as both a person and a zeitgeist is ultimately manufactured to specifically concentrate on Epstein. I know it's been obvious for a long time that Epstein had co conspirators but the fact that this case has been circumscribed as "Epstein" majorly downplays just how wide reaching in scope and how old these child pandering networks are. Epstein is a purely modern avatar of a very old and incredibly pervasive corruption in the system that's supposed to be trustworthy and which by all rights should exist to protect the most vulnerable members of society.

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hello. time for church

>>220688532
Good ol Piousanon

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>>220688532

>>220688414
Yes. You've seen behind the curtain of society. Things are as the ever were, the powerful do whatever they want and the regular people get fucked over and out.

There is nothing new under the sun

>>220688414
>child pandering
typo spotted. post ignored

>>220688757
I’m too tall to be bejita >_<

There's a direct correlation between the decline in spirograph sales and the rise in gang activity.

get this ugly nigger off my screen RIGHT NOW

European fatigue is real

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urge to smoke up despite having shit to do before monday be hittin like a wet salami fired from one of those t-shirt canons

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Finally a good chance to shower

>>220689133
sybau jasonkun

Lush Life by Zara Larsson starts playing

>>220689236
be careful he's gonna lash out at you for spotting him

>>220689094
I already made the likely incorrect choice

Why are asians so good at math?
Because their dogs can't eat their homework!

>>220689498
Because chinese eat dogs lol

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es ist vorbei

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>>220689236
Im a different person. Just connexted to the hivemind like a protoss
>>220689394
You smoked the weedle?
>>220689498
One time my dog really did eat my homework and i played it up before revealing i broght the eaten homework pieces with me in a pencil case to class. I was a math prodigy so nobody thought it was a problem i hadnt done it on the first plce so it wasnt as funny as i hoped

>>220688911
i dont see her acting anymore

>>220689649
It only just begun

Sunday fun day?

>>220689698
cum day

>>220689670
>the weedle?
yeppers

>>220689677
Nun pure saccio chi è
Is she famous?

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The tarot reading says we shouldnt drive back home today. Its a shame because i was sorta ready to go.
>>220689752
Nice. I really like weed. Been eager to use it again when i get back to my room. If its seriously disrupting your life you should probably continue your introspection. If you stop doing weed are you ok?

I haven't been to a dentist in over 3 years.

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Phone just autocorrected rap to rape

Boys, I regret to inform you that I'm back at work and my work week has begun (yes it's Sunday)

>>220688790
Are you stupid pendejo?

I don't do therapy I CAUSE THERAPY
additionally I don't do drugs I AM DRUGS

I take the "the" out of "psychotherapist"

>>220689941
Maybe go? You dont wanna wait for a gilling to become a root canal
>>220689983
Do you type rape a lot?
>>220689996
Hope the work day goes well

>>220689940
Yeah I should be fine

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>>220689983

>>220690061
Lol

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Me in a year

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>>220690146
Based.

I just saw a rabbit

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>>220690238
Chocolate is tasty and this would be cute if she just filmed it normally instead of jestermaxing

>>220690238
One year until you turn into a quirk chungus?

Doubting I'll be winging my way to church today honestly. Going to church means being out of the house for like 5-6 hours and I just don't have it in me today.

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Why are white women like this

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im 22 and my life is already over.

>>220690427
>saving a webm of someone playing with a horse's penis
why are you like this?

>>220690427
Races that never figured out animal husbandry wouldn’t understand…

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>22
LOL kid your life hasn't even started yet

>>220690432
I'm 32 and I just finished growing up.
Can't believe how much of an immature bellend I was like 10 years ago. I'll be forever embarrassed for being such an immature idiot for sooo long.

>>220690484
I didn't grow up till I was 40

just learned today that jade is worth more than gold

Welp, time to Jademaxx

I wanna be constipated~

You guys ever take anything from work? I stole a computer and like 40lbs of chicken

Gold pinkett smith

>>220690566
Prefer not to say

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Have to do my taxes today.

Gayass Stinkett Smith

How can I cheat on my taxes? Tell me step by step

>>220690617
The government will get jealous if you pay income tax to another country instead

You guys ever do a heckin racism? I told this Mexican fuck who almost hit me with his car to learn fucking English when he was saying I no see you I no see you

I plead the Fifth.

It's not a hate crime if you love doing it.

I plead The Fist (up my ass)

>>220690657
One time I was out in public and I stopped to ask this one Azn woman smth (don't remember what it was but it's not important). She feigned to not know English so I was like "you don't know English?" and she was like "no" so I said "here's something you'll understand - FUCK YOU" and gave her the middle finger and then walked away lmfao

Voting Trump 2028 so he can continue his GREAT job draining the swamp of woke snd corrupt liberals!

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>>220690763
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for twelve hundred, Alex

Foreigners talking about American politics is SO fucking cringe

>>220690865
Sexual assault isn't funny

>>220690832
id say like more than half of this country is explicitly anti american
spend any time on any college campus
then theyll tell you to your face
>well actually criticizing a country is greater patriotism than anything else
lying bastards

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You cannot turn a ho into a housewife

>>220690955
It's programming. The liberal media has been programming people for the last 20-30 years to be ashamed of being glthe greatest country, promoting guilt for shit you had no part in and self loathing for outdoing the whole world.
The clearest example of this is the people who went protesting ICE deporting illegal aliens. Like who the fuck would protest that. People even lost their lives acting stupid in these protests, that's how deep this programming goes. And they don't even see it. They think they're being "decent humans" fighting against their own self interest

>>220690963
You can take the "ho" out of "housewife" but you can't take the housewife out of the ho

"Ho" is just the southern black pronunciation of the word "whore".
You people are utterly Ebonicized

God I miss the 2000s so much.

>>220691047
>greatest country
idk man im not sure id put the "greatest country" as engaging in such idiotic and suicidal behavior

>>220691180
Name a greater country. Go on, I'll wait.

>>220691218
i care more about trajectory than current
also i care more about culture than others might
but with those caveats id place china japan singapore saudi arabia bahraine oman above america
and if youre talking about places id rather retire too or work remotely from and not necessarily have to work in the list becomes longer

>>220691294
>China japan singapore saudi arabia bahraine oman

LMFAO you must be VERY young.

>>220690865
cute how the simp monkey also got angry

>Hey Siri
>Make me some gay hitler chinese ejaculation milk.

>>220691347
CODE???????????

>>220691355
hmm why?
you might just be in boomer mindset thinking these countries havent progressed greatly in past few decades
i think even most normies agree singapore and japan at least are on par or better

https://x.com/icshanisabel/status/2043041205374849483
Lmao someone did that scream Muzzies do before they blow themselves up at a Sabrina Carpenter concert and then got offended when Sabrina called it "weird."

>>220691388
FJIN-073

>>220691397
You sweet summer child.
You've obviously never been outside the United States.
Go to any of the places you've mentioned as an American and see how "great" life is for you

Hey Mr. Milkmoney! Make my sister retarded or you’re gay!

>>220690598
Why’d you wait so long?

Dumb niggas always think other countries are as welcoming as America and they'll "fit right in" if they decide to go live there, little realizing these countries have centuries-old cultures that don't take kindly to big dumb barbarians moving in and acting funny and looking weird.
They don't have woke or racial guilt. They will openly hate you and you will feel it

>>220691482
cant say ive traveled extensively aside from japan (cause why?)
but to say im ignorant of life in these countries in terms of safety economic opportunities stability etc. is just wrong

>>220690427
Ehrmmm…This is NSFW buddy…

If I had a job in the big corporate tower, then I’d finally be happy. Most of those guys make pretty good money, get married, start a family. That’s the best life available for most. Some bullshit office job.

>>220691574
i mean this just sounds like europe to me
most asians dont really care and south america they cant tell the difference

>>220691621
What are you talking about. Europe is the home of racial guilt and woke

>>220691658
yeah also the home of anti americanism aside from america of course
like literally i think average chinese are more "pro american" than the average american college student

United States is no longer Canada's best friend. Europe is now Canada's best friend.

>>220691658
>Europe is the home of racial guilt and woke
I don't think so. I don't think Europeans feel guilty due to their ethnicity.
>>220691686
>yeah also the home of anti americanism
Based

>>220691742
you dont get it do ya
well cant help a fool i guess but ill spell it out to ya
the green party of your took their energy policy from ideas and documents conceived in california
and why do you think youre right behind america in terms of anti americanism you dumbass
it's cause youre number one under yankification
but youre too dumb to notice

Britain is literally Airstrip One at this point.

like i kid you not the green party in the uk is going on about solar like britian is located in fucking california
insanity

>>220691837
Have you never heard of batteries?

>>220691858
yeah why dont you ask this bloke about his energy prices and see how well this has worked out you dumb cancuck

We're all in here: >>>/lit/25205066
>>>/lit/25205066
>>>/lit/25205066
>>>/lit/25205066

Breaking news Trump announces America will be blowing up any ship that pays the Iran toil

>>220691742
>I don't think so. I don't think Europeans feel guilty due to their ethnicity
Is that why you let in trillions of Muslims and make it a jail-able offense to criticize them

>>220691815
What's wrong with energy ideas from California? Surely energy ideas are good or bad due to things like costs, waste products, etc. Where energy ideas come from is not relevant.

As for anti-Americanism, there are some Americans I do like, and some things from America that I like. I do hope though that Europe will become more self-sufficient and less dependent on the US.

>>220691950
A person's religion isn't important. Their actions are important. As long as someone is peaceful and obeys the law, I don't care what their religion is. One thing I like about America actually is freedom of religion, due to the first amendment.

>>220692137
>A person's religion isn't important. Their actions are important
Brown hands lmfao
Holy shit

browns aren't capable of participating in or maintaining an advanced society

aargghh fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKg6EvZizA4

Think I saw a worm in my poo.

>>220692498
That's gross

Katie Cali has ginormous tits.

>>220692525
Ikr.

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back from church

fucking Guatemalans sold me poisoned tortas last night. Been shitting out my guts because of it. Midgets just made an enemy for life.

>>220692148
I don't think my ethnicity, whatever it is, is relevant to what we were discussing.

>>220692224
The CEOs of Microsoft and Google are both brown, and those companies are doing alright.

>>220692748
a heated rivalry begins

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Mm nice.

>>220692768
>I don't think my ethnicity, whatever it is, is relevant to what we were discussing.
It absolutely is

Been a while since I had some good chicken nuggies

>>220692768
>The CEOs of Microsoft and Google are both brown, and those companies are doing alright
They didn't build those companies, they swooped in when everything was already established

>>220692960
I just ordered some! They're on the way

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Showed my grandpa vinland saga and he thinks its cool

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oh the feels

>>220693001
One day me and the bestie were drinking and we Uber Jeeted 40 McChicken nuggers and devoured them. We weren't done tho because we immediately ordered 40 more.

Americans are so collectively mentally ill it's not even funny.

>>220693062
Nothing like a friend
https://youtu.be/o5r0i2ZAbCc?si=V1DqHBF_MipIhFOK

Remember brave Lemmiwinks

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>>220693141
Me asf as fuck

>>220691600
This nigga getting fired for downloading video of horse cock on the work wifi

>>220692902
How?

>>220692969
They have shepherded those companies to great success. There have been other big American companies with ethnically Indian CEOs: Adobe, MasterCard, PepsiCo.

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>>220693141
That'show you get a cultural renaissance

>>220691845
Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St Clement’s.

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>>220691845
Does this mean like in total volume for each or if you cut it in half and attached ot to your chest?

>>220693207
>How
Because you're obviously a brown Muslim and biased towards brown Muslims. Britain isn't you're homeland, you have allegiances elsewhere and aren't invested in the ethnic purity and well being of the island

>They have shepherded those companies to great success

They came in after some white dude did all the work to make the company big and are just riding the inertia. There's nothing innovative or groundbreaking about their tenure at the top, and if anything they're making the companies worse by bringing in other jeets

I’m just retarded.

women can sometimes be fat and attractive at the same time

>Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz and intercept ships that paid tolls to Iran

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>>220693326

>Blump says lumpty dumpty dump *farts*

How tf do people live in places like Vermont or Alaska? And I don't mean, "how do they survive there?". I mean, "how do they end up there?". There are very few jobs in those places. There aren't any prestigious universities or anything. Why would a person move to Vermont or Alaska?

>>220693431
This but California

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>>220693387

i feel like shit when i get left on read but im willing to do it to other people without thought

>>220693522
Need him so badly

Anyone else here like audiobooks?

I saw some graffiti in Vermont that said "NM -> VT" and that sorta blew my mind. Who the fuck lives in New Mexico and just up and moves to Vermont? Vermont is way more expensive and has fewer job opportunities.

>>220693294
>Because you're obviously a brown Muslim
Am I? I might not be.
>Britain isn't you're homeland
Whose "homeland" is it? Everybody in the UK is descended from immigrants because humans are thought to have originated in Africa. The UK has had waves of migrants from continental Europe: Celts, Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Danes, Normans, etc.
>They came in after some white dude did all the work to make the company big
A lot of American companies were founded by "some white dude" because America has such a large white population, and those white people had more wealth and opportunities to start businesses, due to historical discriminatory practices in America, such as Jim Crow laws, and slavery before that. But anyway, if you look at Satya Nadella (brown guy running Microsoft), he has overseen Microsoft's stock price become many times bigger. Whereas his predecessor, Steve Ballmer (white guy), oversaw a decline in Microsoft's stock price:
>Under [Ballmer's] 13-year leadership, Microsoft stock has fallen over 40%.
https://www.businessinsider.com/ballmer-era-stock-price-2013-8

>>220693717
Sexy is something I see in everything

one of the greatest tragedies of our time is how I personally am isolated and celibate

Apparently the uk green party wants to start a nato with eu Brazil and Mexico
They seem to think these countries are bastions of anti Americanism... Forget the little detail more Mexicans and Brazilians in America than in any other
I mean these people are mental...

>>220693778
ktim

anyone tried using AI to clean up audio? there's a live performance of a song I like but it's marred by noise from the audience, brickwalling, echo, that sort of shit

I can feel a shit brewing.

>>220693824
Nigga who cares about the green party in the UK this is cum

>>220693717
Jim Crow laws were in the South and most of these "ceos" are Asians from privileged backgrounds and can often trace ancestry back to involvement in British empire
You're just ignorant of America

>>220693829
I do, I find it hard to think about anything else

>>220693877
I mean does he even know the sorry state of the Mexican army
Like the Mexican government doesn't want to use the army cause they're scared it's a single point of failure for the cartels
Much less lack of anything else you need to fight a war overseas

>>220685903

daily reminder to do your fucking job (and your job is not sitting there trying to talk to brits) in /brit/, and remove the ban-evading parasite who shits it up, plus +1 to the days where I come in and oh he is here, like every other day (the +/- == number of times he is NOT in is 0)

>>220693939
I have no idea who you are talking about

>>220693970
I will post in /brit/ and remind you of my superiority and you will be thankful

Reminder I mind broke this nigga

>>220694004
His name is Zach Polanski
Jewish leader of the Greens cause of course he is

>>220693887
>Jim Crow laws were in the South
It's still an example of something in American history (along with slavery) which gave white Americans a privileged position. For a long time it was much easier for the average white person to start a successful business, compared to the average ethnic minority. Actually that might still be the case.
>most of these "ceos" are Asians from privileged backgrounds
Yeah they might well come from relatively privileged backgrounds, but the original point I was disputing was this:
>browns aren't capable of participating in or maintaining an advanced society
I think people of all ethnicities are capable of participating in and maintaining advanced societies. E.g. in British hospitals there are doctors from basically every ethnicity (quite a few are recruited from abroad). These doctors are definitely participating in, and maintaining, an advanced society.

My dentist is Filipina my doctor is Filipina its over

I got the parasite to show for you, so you can do your job
>>220694125
>>220694125

youre welcome. now do your job

My grandfather reportedly used to say, "Never trust a Hindu!"

>>220693025
Make sure he never learns about the tranny viking, it will kill him.

>>220694147
Mass immigration of non white black or Mexicans only really began in the 60's
Most of these companies in question also weren't founded in the South

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>>220694195

Discord raid from those two again.

What if we were brass?

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Women post shit like this and we love them for it

>>220694195
I don't hear people complain about flips very often. all the ones I've met have been pretty alright

>>220694350
ive had internal 'emroids for a year and u dont hear me complaining

>>220694297
posting their blacked fantasies. the absolute state of that entire group of "people"

I had to go to urgent care a month or two ago cause of ass pain. Turned out I had one giant hemmorhoid that was both inner and outer. First time I have ever had a finger in my ass. It was a plain-looking late-thirties Filipino nurse practitioner. Kinda kinky.

>>220686130
Trash can then go to sleep don't have time for bullshit like that

I'm literally a fucking homunculus.

>>220694508
A 40s/50s white female doctor examined my ballsack a couple of times. I was VERY uncomfortable, not kinky in the slightest.

Is there anything more refined more rich of an experience more classy and tasteful than trusting one's rigid penis into the vaginal opening of a female human?
I think it ranks up there as one of the classiest things to do

>>220693717
Britain is the homeland of English Irish and Scots obviously. Don't play stupid

>>220694508
How deep do they finger you? Something I always thought about

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>>220694508
>First time I have ever had a finger in my ass
it's not pleasant tbqh it feels like you have to shit real bad. I don't get why homos love it

>>220694350
someone took the time to prompt chat gpt to create a story about hemorrhoids LOL

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some great memes today

Slop status: Eaten

>>220694585
>How deep do they finger you?
Felt like it was the full length of her finger.
>it feels like you have to shit real bad
Idk it was very quick so it didn't really feel like that. Afterwards I actually kinda thanked her and told her it wasn't as bad as I expected.

>>220694647
Love this nigga. Always something new to laugh about everyday

I like toast pork and braised pork but ham is fucking disgusting.

>>220694692
>>220694647
Samefag

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Good movie

It's traditional to serve turkey with gravy because it's a very naturally dry meat

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>>220694758
Try this one

>>220694774
You're a very naturally dry meat you fucking guy

>>220694758
>It's a hard world for little things.

I like dry meat more than greasy fatty meat I'm basically a faggot

>>220694802
Ok

*makes pitiful moaning and miscellaneous sounds of woe*

>>220694930
jajajajajajajaja

A brown paper bag

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They sell turkey legs at Disneyland

>>220695047
That looks raw

>>220695047
That shit probably like 70 doll hairs

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Momberg wants to go to Costco

considering pirating a game that i already bought just because it's easier to reinstall that way.

>>220695145
LOL I was just thinking that

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https://youtu.be/kkrNETAJepA?t=64

YEAAAAAAAAH

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>>220695249
wifeberg hits me with the order groceries for delivery I don't wanna go out routine then when I ask her what she wants she tells me to pick because she's indecisive

>>220695436
is that the guy from that old show about the midget family?

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>>220695416
This is how I picture everyone who disagrees with me

>>220695485
How new are you

>>220695501
Yes we all know cuckoldry is on your mind 24/7

>>220695527
What how am I supposed to know who it is?

>>220695519
The Dodgers are originally from Brooklyn

>THIS IS ILLEGAL AS FUCK!
*gets arrested *

>>220695553
It's some shittok thing idk why he thinks it pertains to /cum/

>>220695472
>order groceries for delivery
I always hated doing this they would be like "We'll become between noon and 4pm" like am I supposed to go out and check every 20 minutes?

>>220695711
He's been all over this board , don't front

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>>220695586
This guy is the unfunniest meme!

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>>220695751
idk the walmart one texts you when they start shopping and if there's any changes and then they text you when it goes out for delivery as well, works for us, the only issue is that every now and then you get a lazy shopper who doesn't grab something that's obviously in stock but that's rare

>>220695754
So what, it's not something specific to cum
Also you use nigger speak, so i preemptively disregarding everything you say

>>220695875
*I am pre-emptively

This is pretty cool

https://youtu.be/HQJMzTpckPo

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>>220695913
I win.

>>220695857
Do you do instacart?

Found a dime on the ground

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meal take very long time to cook
but very short time to eat

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>>220696079
That’s very true

>get banned from 4chan
>Life instantly improves, sleep better, take up reading again, more engaged with the world around me
This place is my heroin. just perma ban me please

>>220696048
No instacart is all jeets and they would mess up like 99% of orders so we stopped using them, the walmart one is actual walmart employees so there's at least some semblance of quality control

>>220696109
Just don't come here. It's not hard.

>>220696109
How does a website manage to have such a great effect on your life like tf are you doing here

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Turkey girls

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I guess I'm going to have to destroy my roosters. Really don't want to

>>220696164
This can’t be enjoyable idk

>>220696157
>tf are you doing here
Wasting my time here instead of out irl

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>>220696244
Oook

If you don't cough you don't get off - Law of weed smoking

>>220696109
i just started trolling people on youtube instead, it sucks because they take 15 hours to reply but you can keep them going for weeks if you really wanted to.

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got hard reading this I want him to suck me off

Men have only 2 objectives in life to get money and to reproduce. what a joke

>>220696451
What's wrong with that

>>220696516
Man I have to drink some coffee in the morning because I always wake up groggy and have a hard time waking up how about you

>>220696583
Same

>>220696444
Kill yourself.

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What are you getting America for her birthday

>>220696516
What's the point of any of it

>>220696719
Doing it is the point in and of itself

>>220696884
Always call before you dig. Usually if you hit a gas line that's your ass

>>220696691
MAID kit

Crazy that you can just milk women like cows

your mother's a fat whore

>>220697035
shes not fat dude

im innie only, if you got dangling roast beef, sorry girl, not for me

>>220696757
Anything you have could disappear in a second. Possession is illusory
Why strive for something without purpose?

>>220697175
U could die any second so why do anything

>match with a girl
>doesn't respond to my message
>unmatch
>rinse and repeat
Idk why i even bother

>>220697154
Im a woman and my pussy is massive and it stinks

>>220697209
Shit infuriates me so much.

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>>220697214
thats a real shame that its like that

>>220696884
Ai

>>220691175
Unc