Giant Milkers EditionPrevious Thread: >>220680339
i love this guys gifs
The wife
If I made got spilled wet milk all up over my dungarees, would you suck me right dry, right away?
Time for church
What would you went to get into bed and you moved over your blanket and you saw a 7 inch long fetus there and it makes eye contact with you and says "dadda"?
>>220686130I would be like aw hell nah
>>220686130I’d fantasize about the warm loving embrace of the singing lady that lives inside my radiator.
https://youtu.be/IwBoVZh1ruQ
>>220685903God I love fat touhou tits so much. Just imagine the milk
How does it feel to be a rabid beast that should be shot dead on sight?
remember when a nigga could go into mcdonalds with a jackson and walk out feeling like a god damn king
5.5 hours till church. Soon I'll take a shower. Listening to jazz btw.
>>220686532Do you go to that St. John Coltrane Church in San Francisco?
I want to become a cabinet maker/carpenter.But just the pretty stuff, no jobsites with Mexicans building roofs and shit…!!
>>220686611Haven't you been working on a single thing for like a month
>>220686569No I go to a Mennonite church.Having the money to easily transit to SF every weekend to go to church sounds absolutely kino tho. Soon maybe.
>>220686646Haha yeah. There really is a John Coltrane church down there. Would be cool to check out.
>>220686639Yeah because I could only do it on weekends and then I didn’t do anything for a whileBut I finished it eventuallyWood is such a nice materialYou take some shit rough cut hardware store lumber, spend a bit of time on it and it turns into something that feels so smooth and sexy. It’s one of the best feelings!!
>>220686706So what would you charge thousands of dollars per crib as a novice wood worker?
>>220686681If anyone's interested in some jazz recs, here ya go.
>>220686903Rad
Love this witchy goddess so much!
>>220685028Unc…
>>220686808Idk I wouldn’t charge anything I’d receive my wage as an honest worker for the bossman
>>220687199I hope so Finnfren. And for you as well hopefully.
>>220687199Hong kong won ton egg foo youngFortune cookie always wrong
>woke up and went to the grocery store>needed bandaids>pack of regular flesh colored ones >$1.99>pack of black flesh colored ones>$1.49what did they mean by this
>>220687493Whites are more affluent than blacks
These edibles ain’t shit
The FBI, CIA, US federal gov't, US Justice Dept., ATF, and all state governments are evil.
got to be kidding... betting markets show tom steyer now as runaway candidate for governor if california elects this guy i could only laugh...better than porter i guess
Debating going to church right now. Ostensibly it's because I don't want to put in the effort to take a shower but I don't think I smell and I know I could at least brush my teeth...then I realized it's really because I'm really invested in this book I'm reading on the Franklin/Lawrence King scandal.I'm starting to formulate this little number in my head...there are so many men mentioned in this book whose activites closely or even exactly mirror that of Jeffrey Epstein's has got me thinking "the Epstein scandal" and "Epstein" as both a person and a zeitgeist is ultimately manufactured to specifically concentrate on Epstein. I know it's been obvious for a long time that Epstein had co conspirators but the fact that this case has been circumscribed as "Epstein" majorly downplays just how wide reaching in scope and how old these child pandering networks are. Epstein is a purely modern avatar of a very old and incredibly pervasive corruption in the system that's supposed to be trustworthy and which by all rights should exist to protect the most vulnerable members of society.
hello. time for church
>>220688532Good ol Piousanon
>>220688532
>>220688414Yes. You've seen behind the curtain of society. Things are as the ever were, the powerful do whatever they want and the regular people get fucked over and out. There is nothing new under the sun
>>220688414>child panderingtypo spotted. post ignored
>>220688757I’m too tall to be bejita >_<
There's a direct correlation between the decline in spirograph sales and the rise in gang activity.
get this ugly nigger off my screen RIGHT NOW
European fatigue is real
urge to smoke up despite having shit to do before monday be hittin like a wet salami fired from one of those t-shirt canons
Finally a good chance to shower
>>220689133sybau jasonkun
Lush Life by Zara Larsson starts playing
>>220689236be careful he's gonna lash out at you for spotting him
>>220689094I already made the likely incorrect choice
Why are asians so good at math?Because their dogs can't eat their homework!
>>220689498Because chinese eat dogs lol
es ist vorbei
>>220689236Im a different person. Just connexted to the hivemind like a protoss>>220689394You smoked the weedle?>>220689498One time my dog really did eat my homework and i played it up before revealing i broght the eaten homework pieces with me in a pencil case to class. I was a math prodigy so nobody thought it was a problem i hadnt done it on the first plce so it wasnt as funny as i hoped
>>220688911i dont see her acting anymore
>>220689649It only just begun
Sunday fun day?
>>220689698cum day
>>220689670>the weedle?yeppers
>>220689677Nun pure saccio chi èIs she famous?
The tarot reading says we shouldnt drive back home today. Its a shame because i was sorta ready to go.>>220689752Nice. I really like weed. Been eager to use it again when i get back to my room. If its seriously disrupting your life you should probably continue your introspection. If you stop doing weed are you ok?
I haven't been to a dentist in over 3 years.
Phone just autocorrected rap to rape
Boys, I regret to inform you that I'm back at work and my work week has begun (yes it's Sunday)
>>220688790Are you stupid pendejo?
I don't do therapy I CAUSE THERAPYadditionally I don't do drugs I AM DRUGS
I take the "the" out of "psychotherapist"
>>220689941Maybe go? You dont wanna wait for a gilling to become a root canal>>220689983Do you type rape a lot?>>220689996Hope the work day goes well
>>220689940Yeah I should be fine
>>220689983
>>220690061Lol
Me in a year
>>220690146Based.
I just saw a rabbit
>>220690238Chocolate is tasty and this would be cute if she just filmed it normally instead of jestermaxing
>>220690238One year until you turn into a quirk chungus?
Doubting I'll be winging my way to church today honestly. Going to church means being out of the house for like 5-6 hours and I just don't have it in me today.
Why are white women like this
im 22 and my life is already over.
>>220690427>saving a webm of someone playing with a horse's peniswhy are you like this?
>>220690427Races that never figured out animal husbandry wouldn’t understand…
>22LOL kid your life hasn't even started yet
>>220690432I'm 32 and I just finished growing up.Can't believe how much of an immature bellend I was like 10 years ago. I'll be forever embarrassed for being such an immature idiot for sooo long.
>>220690484I didn't grow up till I was 40
just learned today that jade is worth more than gold
Welp, time to Jademaxx
I wanna be constipated~
You guys ever take anything from work? I stole a computer and like 40lbs of chicken
Gold pinkett smith
>>220690566Prefer not to say
Have to do my taxes today.
Gayass Stinkett Smith
How can I cheat on my taxes? Tell me step by step
>>220690617The government will get jealous if you pay income tax to another country instead
You guys ever do a heckin racism? I told this Mexican fuck who almost hit me with his car to learn fucking English when he was saying I no see you I no see you
I plead the Fifth.
It's not a hate crime if you love doing it.
I plead The Fist (up my ass)
>>220690657One time I was out in public and I stopped to ask this one Azn woman smth (don't remember what it was but it's not important). She feigned to not know English so I was like "you don't know English?" and she was like "no" so I said "here's something you'll understand - FUCK YOU" and gave her the middle finger and then walked away lmfao
Voting Trump 2028 so he can continue his GREAT job draining the swamp of woke snd corrupt liberals!
>>220690763I'll take "Shit that never happened" for twelve hundred, Alex
Foreigners talking about American politics is SO fucking cringe
>>220690865Sexual assault isn't funny
>>220690832id say like more than half of this country is explicitly anti american spend any time on any college campus then theyll tell you to your face>well actually criticizing a country is greater patriotism than anything elselying bastards
You cannot turn a ho into a housewife
>>220690955It's programming. The liberal media has been programming people for the last 20-30 years to be ashamed of being glthe greatest country, promoting guilt for shit you had no part in and self loathing for outdoing the whole world. The clearest example of this is the people who went protesting ICE deporting illegal aliens. Like who the fuck would protest that. People even lost their lives acting stupid in these protests, that's how deep this programming goes. And they don't even see it. They think they're being "decent humans" fighting against their own self interest
>>220690963You can take the "ho" out of "housewife" but you can't take the housewife out of the ho
"Ho" is just the southern black pronunciation of the word "whore". You people are utterly Ebonicized
God I miss the 2000s so much.
>>220691047>greatest countryidk man im not sure id put the "greatest country" as engaging in such idiotic and suicidal behavior
>>220691180Name a greater country. Go on, I'll wait.
>>220691218i care more about trajectory than current also i care more about culture than others mightbut with those caveats id place china japan singapore saudi arabia bahraine oman above americaand if youre talking about places id rather retire too or work remotely from and not necessarily have to work in the list becomes longer
>>220691294>China japan singapore saudi arabia bahraine omanLMFAO you must be VERY young.
>>220690865cute how the simp monkey also got angry
>Hey Siri>Make me some gay hitler chinese ejaculation milk.
>>220691347CODE???????????
>>220691355hmm why?you might just be in boomer mindset thinking these countries havent progressed greatly in past few decades i think even most normies agree singapore and japan at least are on par or better
https://x.com/icshanisabel/status/2043041205374849483Lmao someone did that scream Muzzies do before they blow themselves up at a Sabrina Carpenter concert and then got offended when Sabrina called it "weird."
>>220691388FJIN-073
>>220691397You sweet summer child.You've obviously never been outside the United States. Go to any of the places you've mentioned as an American and see how "great" life is for you
Hey Mr. Milkmoney! Make my sister retarded or you’re gay!
>>220690598Why’d you wait so long?
Dumb niggas always think other countries are as welcoming as America and they'll "fit right in" if they decide to go live there, little realizing these countries have centuries-old cultures that don't take kindly to big dumb barbarians moving in and acting funny and looking weird.They don't have woke or racial guilt. They will openly hate you and you will feel it
>>220691482cant say ive traveled extensively aside from japan (cause why?)but to say im ignorant of life in these countries in terms of safety economic opportunities stability etc. is just wrong
>>220690427Ehrmmm…This is NSFW buddy…
If I had a job in the big corporate tower, then I’d finally be happy. Most of those guys make pretty good money, get married, start a family. That’s the best life available for most. Some bullshit office job.
>>220691574i mean this just sounds like europe to memost asians dont really care and south america they cant tell the difference
>>220691621What are you talking about. Europe is the home of racial guilt and woke
>>220691658yeah also the home of anti americanism aside from america of course like literally i think average chinese are more "pro american" than the average american college student
United States is no longer Canada's best friend. Europe is now Canada's best friend.
>>220691658>Europe is the home of racial guilt and wokeI don't think so. I don't think Europeans feel guilty due to their ethnicity.>>220691686>yeah also the home of anti americanismBased
>>220691742you dont get it do yawell cant help a fool i guess but ill spell it out to yathe green party of your took their energy policy from ideas and documents conceived in california and why do you think youre right behind america in terms of anti americanism you dumbassit's cause youre number one under yankification but youre too dumb to notice
Britain is literally Airstrip One at this point.
like i kid you not the green party in the uk is going on about solar like britian is located in fucking california insanity
>>220691837Have you never heard of batteries?
>>220691858yeah why dont you ask this bloke about his energy prices and see how well this has worked out you dumb cancuck
We're all in here: >>>/lit/25205066>>>/lit/25205066>>>/lit/25205066>>>/lit/25205066
Breaking news Trump announces America will be blowing up any ship that pays the Iran toil
>>220691742>I don't think so. I don't think Europeans feel guilty due to their ethnicityIs that why you let in trillions of Muslims and make it a jail-able offense to criticize them
>>220691815What's wrong with energy ideas from California? Surely energy ideas are good or bad due to things like costs, waste products, etc. Where energy ideas come from is not relevant.As for anti-Americanism, there are some Americans I do like, and some things from America that I like. I do hope though that Europe will become more self-sufficient and less dependent on the US.>>220691950A person's religion isn't important. Their actions are important. As long as someone is peaceful and obeys the law, I don't care what their religion is. One thing I like about America actually is freedom of religion, due to the first amendment.
>>220692137>A person's religion isn't important. Their actions are importantBrown hands lmfaoHoly shit
browns aren't capable of participating in or maintaining an advanced society
aargghh fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKg6EvZizA4
Think I saw a worm in my poo.
>>220692498That's gross
Katie Cali has ginormous tits.
>>220692525Ikr.
back from church
fucking Guatemalans sold me poisoned tortas last night. Been shitting out my guts because of it. Midgets just made an enemy for life.
>>220692148I don't think my ethnicity, whatever it is, is relevant to what we were discussing.>>220692224The CEOs of Microsoft and Google are both brown, and those companies are doing alright.
>>220692748a heated rivalry begins
Mm nice.
>>220692768>I don't think my ethnicity, whatever it is, is relevant to what we were discussing.It absolutely is
Been a while since I had some good chicken nuggies
>>220692768>The CEOs of Microsoft and Google are both brown, and those companies are doing alrightThey didn't build those companies, they swooped in when everything was already established
>>220692960I just ordered some! They're on the way
Showed my grandpa vinland saga and he thinks its cool
oh the feels
>>220693001One day me and the bestie were drinking and we Uber Jeeted 40 McChicken nuggers and devoured them. We weren't done tho because we immediately ordered 40 more.
Americans are so collectively mentally ill it's not even funny.
>>220693062Nothing like a friendhttps://youtu.be/o5r0i2ZAbCc?si=V1DqHBF_MipIhFOK
Remember brave Lemmiwinks
>>220693141Me asf as fuck
>>220691600This nigga getting fired for downloading video of horse cock on the work wifi
>>220692902How?>>220692969They have shepherded those companies to great success. There have been other big American companies with ethnically Indian CEOs: Adobe, MasterCard, PepsiCo.
>>220693141That'show you get a cultural renaissance
>>220691845Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St Clement’s.
>>220691845Does this mean like in total volume for each or if you cut it in half and attached ot to your chest?
>>220693207>HowBecause you're obviously a brown Muslim and biased towards brown Muslims. Britain isn't you're homeland, you have allegiances elsewhere and aren't invested in the ethnic purity and well being of the island>They have shepherded those companies to great successThey came in after some white dude did all the work to make the company big and are just riding the inertia. There's nothing innovative or groundbreaking about their tenure at the top, and if anything they're making the companies worse by bringing in other jeets
I’m just retarded.
women can sometimes be fat and attractive at the same time
>Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz and intercept ships that paid tolls to Iran
>>220693326
>Blump says lumpty dumpty dump *farts*
How tf do people live in places like Vermont or Alaska? And I don't mean, "how do they survive there?". I mean, "how do they end up there?". There are very few jobs in those places. There aren't any prestigious universities or anything. Why would a person move to Vermont or Alaska?
>>220693431This but California
>>220693387
i feel like shit when i get left on read but im willing to do it to other people without thought
>>220693522Need him so badly
Anyone else here like audiobooks?
I saw some graffiti in Vermont that said "NM -> VT" and that sorta blew my mind. Who the fuck lives in New Mexico and just up and moves to Vermont? Vermont is way more expensive and has fewer job opportunities.
>>220693294>Because you're obviously a brown MuslimAm I? I might not be.>Britain isn't you're homelandWhose "homeland" is it? Everybody in the UK is descended from immigrants because humans are thought to have originated in Africa. The UK has had waves of migrants from continental Europe: Celts, Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Danes, Normans, etc.>They came in after some white dude did all the work to make the company bigA lot of American companies were founded by "some white dude" because America has such a large white population, and those white people had more wealth and opportunities to start businesses, due to historical discriminatory practices in America, such as Jim Crow laws, and slavery before that. But anyway, if you look at Satya Nadella (brown guy running Microsoft), he has overseen Microsoft's stock price become many times bigger. Whereas his predecessor, Steve Ballmer (white guy), oversaw a decline in Microsoft's stock price:>Under [Ballmer's] 13-year leadership, Microsoft stock has fallen over 40%.https://www.businessinsider.com/ballmer-era-stock-price-2013-8
>>220693717Sexy is something I see in everything
one of the greatest tragedies of our time is how I personally am isolated and celibate
Apparently the uk green party wants to start a nato with eu Brazil and MexicoThey seem to think these countries are bastions of anti Americanism... Forget the little detail more Mexicans and Brazilians in America than in any other I mean these people are mental...
>>220693778ktim
anyone tried using AI to clean up audio? there's a live performance of a song I like but it's marred by noise from the audience, brickwalling, echo, that sort of shit
I can feel a shit brewing.
>>220693824Nigga who cares about the green party in the UK this is cum
>>220693717Jim Crow laws were in the South and most of these "ceos" are Asians from privileged backgrounds and can often trace ancestry back to involvement in British empireYou're just ignorant of America
>>220693829I do, I find it hard to think about anything else
>>220693877I mean does he even know the sorry state of the Mexican armyLike the Mexican government doesn't want to use the army cause they're scared it's a single point of failure for the cartelsMuch less lack of anything else you need to fight a war overseas
>>220685903daily reminder to do your fucking job (and your job is not sitting there trying to talk to brits) in /brit/, and remove the ban-evading parasite who shits it up, plus +1 to the days where I come in and oh he is here, like every other day (the +/- == number of times he is NOT in is 0)
>>220693939I have no idea who you are talking about
>>220693970I will post in /brit/ and remind you of my superiority and you will be thankful
Reminder I mind broke this nigga
>>220694004His name is Zach PolanskiJewish leader of the Greens cause of course he is
>>220693887>Jim Crow laws were in the SouthIt's still an example of something in American history (along with slavery) which gave white Americans a privileged position. For a long time it was much easier for the average white person to start a successful business, compared to the average ethnic minority. Actually that might still be the case.>most of these "ceos" are Asians from privileged backgroundsYeah they might well come from relatively privileged backgrounds, but the original point I was disputing was this:>browns aren't capable of participating in or maintaining an advanced societyI think people of all ethnicities are capable of participating in and maintaining advanced societies. E.g. in British hospitals there are doctors from basically every ethnicity (quite a few are recruited from abroad). These doctors are definitely participating in, and maintaining, an advanced society.
My dentist is Filipina my doctor is Filipina its over
I got the parasite to show for you, so you can do your job >>220694125>>220694125youre welcome. now do your job
My grandfather reportedly used to say, "Never trust a Hindu!"
>>220693025Make sure he never learns about the tranny viking, it will kill him.
>>220694147Mass immigration of non white black or Mexicans only really began in the 60'sMost of these companies in question also weren't founded in the South
>>220694195
Discord raid from those two again.
What if we were brass?
Women post shit like this and we love them for it
>>220694195I don't hear people complain about flips very often. all the ones I've met have been pretty alright
>>220694350ive had internal 'emroids for a year and u dont hear me complaining
>>220694297posting their blacked fantasies. the absolute state of that entire group of "people"
I had to go to urgent care a month or two ago cause of ass pain. Turned out I had one giant hemmorhoid that was both inner and outer. First time I have ever had a finger in my ass. It was a plain-looking late-thirties Filipino nurse practitioner. Kinda kinky.
>>220686130Trash can then go to sleep don't have time for bullshit like that
I'm literally a fucking homunculus.
>>220694508A 40s/50s white female doctor examined my ballsack a couple of times. I was VERY uncomfortable, not kinky in the slightest.
Is there anything more refined more rich of an experience more classy and tasteful than trusting one's rigid penis into the vaginal opening of a female human? I think it ranks up there as one of the classiest things to do
>>220693717Britain is the homeland of English Irish and Scots obviously. Don't play stupid
>>220694508How deep do they finger you? Something I always thought about
>>220694508>First time I have ever had a finger in my assit's not pleasant tbqh it feels like you have to shit real bad. I don't get why homos love it
>>220694350someone took the time to prompt chat gpt to create a story about hemorrhoids LOL
some great memes today
Slop status: Eaten
>>220694585>How deep do they finger you?Felt like it was the full length of her finger.>it feels like you have to shit real badIdk it was very quick so it didn't really feel like that. Afterwards I actually kinda thanked her and told her it wasn't as bad as I expected.
>>220694647Love this nigga. Always something new to laugh about everyday
I like toast pork and braised pork but ham is fucking disgusting.
>>220694692>>220694647Samefag
Good movie
It's traditional to serve turkey with gravy because it's a very naturally dry meat
>>220694758Try this one
>>220694774You're a very naturally dry meat you fucking guy
>>220694758>It's a hard world for little things.
I like dry meat more than greasy fatty meat I'm basically a faggot
>>220694802Ok
*makes pitiful moaning and miscellaneous sounds of woe*
>>220694930jajajajajajajaja
A brown paper bag
They sell turkey legs at Disneyland
>>220695047That looks raw
>>220695047That shit probably like 70 doll hairs
Momberg wants to go to Costco
considering pirating a game that i already bought just because it's easier to reinstall that way.
>>220695145LOL I was just thinking that
https://youtu.be/kkrNETAJepA?t=64YEAAAAAAAAH
>>220695249wifeberg hits me with the order groceries for delivery I don't wanna go out routine then when I ask her what she wants she tells me to pick because she's indecisive
>>220695436is that the guy from that old show about the midget family?
>>220695416This is how I picture everyone who disagrees with me
>>220695485How new are you
>>220695501Yes we all know cuckoldry is on your mind 24/7
>>220695527What how am I supposed to know who it is?
>>220695519The Dodgers are originally from Brooklyn
>THIS IS ILLEGAL AS FUCK! *gets arrested *
>>220695553It's some shittok thing idk why he thinks it pertains to /cum/
>>220695472>order groceries for deliveryI always hated doing this they would be like "We'll become between noon and 4pm" like am I supposed to go out and check every 20 minutes?
>>220695711He's been all over this board , don't front
>>220695586This guy is the unfunniest meme!
>>220695751idk the walmart one texts you when they start shopping and if there's any changes and then they text you when it goes out for delivery as well, works for us, the only issue is that every now and then you get a lazy shopper who doesn't grab something that's obviously in stock but that's rare
>>220695754So what, it's not something specific to cumAlso you use nigger speak, so i preemptively disregarding everything you say
>>220695875*I am pre-emptively
This is pretty cool https://youtu.be/HQJMzTpckPo
>>220695913I win.
>>220695857Do you do instacart?
Found a dime on the ground
meal take very long time to cookbut very short time to eat
>>220696079That’s very true
>get banned from 4chan>Life instantly improves, sleep better, take up reading again, more engaged with the world around meThis place is my heroin. just perma ban me please
>>220696048No instacart is all jeets and they would mess up like 99% of orders so we stopped using them, the walmart one is actual walmart employees so there's at least some semblance of quality control
>>220696109Just don't come here. It's not hard.
>>220696109How does a website manage to have such a great effect on your life like tf are you doing here
Turkey girls
I guess I'm going to have to destroy my roosters. Really don't want to
>>220696164This can’t be enjoyable idk
>>220696157>tf are you doing hereWasting my time here instead of out irl
>>220696244Oook
If you don't cough you don't get off - Law of weed smoking
>>220696109i just started trolling people on youtube instead, it sucks because they take 15 hours to reply but you can keep them going for weeks if you really wanted to.
got hard reading this I want him to suck me off
Men have only 2 objectives in life to get money and to reproduce. what a joke
>>220696451What's wrong with that
>>220696516Man I have to drink some coffee in the morning because I always wake up groggy and have a hard time waking up how about you
>>220696583Same
>>220696444Kill yourself.
What are you getting America for her birthday
>>220696516What's the point of any of it
>>220696719Doing it is the point in and of itself
>>220696884Always call before you dig. Usually if you hit a gas line that's your ass
>>220696691MAID kit
Crazy that you can just milk women like cows
your mother's a fat whore
>>220697035shes not fat dude
im innie only, if you got dangling roast beef, sorry girl, not for me
>>220696757Anything you have could disappear in a second. Possession is illusory Why strive for something without purpose?
>>220697175U could die any second so why do anything
>match with a girl >doesn't respond to my message>unmatch>rinse and repeat Idk why i even bother
>>220697154Im a woman and my pussy is massive and it stinks
>>220697209Shit infuriates me so much.
NEW>>220697207
>>220697214thats a real shame that its like that
>>220696884Ai
>>220691175Unc