>Hi anon, we're your new neighbors and we're from Germany!How do you react in your country?
"No, where are you REALLY from? Your parents"
Nachbarn lernen sich kennen? Wir tun das in Litauen NICHT.
>>220690678German gonna be best neighbor I think cuz they are quiet hardworking and xenophobic autist like us We wish all Kurd were white german
Gutten tag, herr Apu.:)
"not my problem"
I offer my body for their gratification
Buddy, this is not 1890s South Carolina. Neighbours don't introduce themselves right after moving. I'll progressively acknowledge you over time with a slight nod if even our paths are to cross one day.
>>220691315I will place a towel on your tumbona at precisely 6am
>>220690678Wer ist „wir“?Introduce the family, dude.
Günaydın, efendim Apu.:)
>>220690678hello
>>220690678hello mr german provide me your twink bussy please :3
>>220690678Ich liebe dick ;)
>>220690678This isn't your lebensraum Denazify yourselves or leave
>>220695993Wrong country, the nazis were exclusively Austrians.
>>220690772naja, auf'm Dorf halt, und mehr oder weniger in Reihenhaus-Siedlungen. meine Mutter kennt dort ein paar ihrer Nachbarn, aber beim Einziehen vorgestellt hat sie sich denen bestimmt nicht. man sieht sich halt ab und an mal draußen, und wenn sie nett sind, redet man vielleicht auch mal kurz mit ihnen.ich hier in der Mietskaserne in der Stadtmitte habe keine Ahnung, wer in den Wohnungen neben mir wohnt.
>>220696014The Nazis were Iranian huns
All germans I've interacted with were extremely unfunny and autistic. Even the women too. I don't want to watch some boomer ass 90s american sitcom with them, so I would kindly say fuck off.Pic unrelated btw.
>>220691315Y-you mean you won't knock on my door and say hi while holding an apple pie you just made for me??
>>220696446I cannot BELIEVE what I am reading here!
>>220690678
>>220690678ŚMIEEEEEERĆŚMIEEEEEERĆŚMIEEEEEERĆ
>>220696446>Even the womenwhat do you mean "even"women usually aren't funny
>>220690678Where's your wife? (and when can I have sex with her)
>>220690678Servus!
>>220696730I had no idea servus was goodbye in German, it means slave/servant in Latin.
>>220696446It pains me to say, but I've had exact same experienced with 10+ Germans I've met. Only one that was nice is current owner of Schlenkerla brewery - I've had a pleasure to meet him at the Warsaw Beer Festival.
>>220696769Afaik it's used to be "Hi" in Latin and still is used as hi in some dialects of Polish / German and Czech. I don't speak Latin but I believe it's equivalent of "How can I help (serve) you?" but shortened.
>>220696860I think you're thinking of salve, which is still hello in Italian.
>>220690915Guten Tag auch!>>220690936hey buddy you cleanin' out your pipes there?>>220690944>bah, je ne parle pas anglais !
>>220696860Servus means slave in Latin
>>220690678You look Syrian to me.
>>220690678Guten Tag, Herr Professor Doktor Nachbar und Frau Nachbar. Ich kann Ihnen versichern, dass Sie in einer bunten und lebendigen Nachbarschaft angekommen sind. Hier macht das Alter gar keinen Unterschied. Zum Beispiel ist da mein Opa, der mit 84 Jahren ein Tattoo hat! Opa, komm mal einen Moment her und zeig es ihnen!
>>220696940>>220696883Ok so why people in Austria and in Lesser Poland say servus. Were they stupid slaves and confused servus with salve?
>>220697356I think Romans considered us barbarians and called us "servus" all the time and the servile barbarian mind identified with it so it stuck
>>220697356The word is in fact an ellipses of the Latin expression servus humillimus, Domine spectabilis (your most humble servant, my noble lord), which was used by commoners greeting their lords. The word “servus” itself means “servant” or “slave.” (“Servus” is also the origin of the word “serf.”) Over time, the greeting evolved and all meaning of subservience completely disappeared. Instead, in modern usage it took on the meaning “at your service,” or simply “hello.”The Germans of the Austrian Empire first greeted people they especially respected in this way, and later close friends and family members. From German, the greeting spread to all the languages of the Danube basin.https://forgottengalicia.com/servus-hello-from-the-old-days-of-the-austro-hungarian-empire/
>>220697405Makes sense. I must admit, serwus / servus in Polish is most likely a Germanic influence
>>220697489>>220697506>>220696860Oh, so I was somewhat right! Thanks for patiently spoonfeeding me.Yeah my hometown was for a while in AH, makes sense. They did build a railway and brewery during the Franz Joseph reign.
>>220694695>effendido turks really?
>>220690678I could care less, I can speak pure Baltic German if you want
>>220690678Just like 1938
>>220698219No, you can't. I know you wish you could, but you'd stutter after two words in real life situation.
Guten tag klaus, helmut, gunther ich språkar många deutsche ja
>>220696446>and autisticComing from an asian. Dont you people have literal panties in vending machines?
>>220698354he probably can, not everyone is a silly larper like you Sillesian/kaszubian tards.
>>220698443It's a dead dialect. It's like lasting you can speak Silesian / Danzig German fluently.
>>220690678did you move here because you thought arizona was going to be the wild west replete with cowboys and indians running around? i know you fuckers love that shit for whatever reason
>>220698680>It's a dead dialectIt's only a ''dead'' dialect because Russians literally expelled every single German east of Oder river back to germany. Not that it was wrong or anything. The real fucking ''Balts'' were the original ''Prussians'', who were exterminated by the germs in 13th century, and whos name they later shamelessly usurped for themselves in 17th century.
>>220698927>Russians literally expelled every single GermanWhy are they so fat and evil?
>>220698945>Why are they so fatWhat are you referring to exactly? How are they fat?
>>220699035They are fat and evil. I could forgive their evilness but fatness is where I draw the line.
>>220699061How the fuck are the Russians fat though? They are not, in general.
>>220698927Ok? Still it's dead and has been for over 80 years. You think that Estonianon is 98yo German woman living in Tallinn?
>>220699107They are superfat.
>>220698219>I could care less
>>220699157Its dead because Germans killed the Prussians you tard.>>220699331how so
>>220699429"Baltic German" was a German dialect spoken by the Germans who killed original Balts.
>>220699515Baltic German is a dialect that was spoken all over the Baltic Sea, Hanseatic League, Teutonic Order, etc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEG_T4UUc1I
>>220690678I am so sorry you had to come here
Sup.
>>220699581Chile is a beautiful, vast and varied country.
>>220690678...
>>220699845Yes that would be about my reaction too
>>220690678i'd react well since then everything will be in ordnung
>>220699565>Teutonic order, etc.Yes. Like I said, Germans who killed the original Balts
>>220690678>"ok"and then go back inside because tons of wypipo in Pennsylvania are Germans.
>>220690678I think there is not a single household here that doesn’t have a relative living in germany
>>220690678they would probably be taller than me so it'll look like this
First I'd wonder why the duck they are here and then I would do every possible thing to annoy them until they move somewhere else
