England edition
Something you lot tend to do is extrapolate a nonsense extreme from something someone says here.Someone could say 'look before you cross the road' and then some mong boy goes 'Oh, so I should wait until there isn't a single car on the road before I cross, I'd be late for work if I did that you fucking idiot, fuck you!!!!!'It's tedious, so tedious.
>>220690892this aged well
>>220690921waited for the new to post a boring post award
remember when wales got eliminated from the WC by BOSNIA lol!
>>220690921away you go and eat a bowl of fruit you cunt
>>220690921
sydney sweeney sub edition
>>220690973um
gave up on berserk and animeboring
saw the mothman again in my yard he tortures me every night i chased him to the freeway bare foot and he dissappeared again i fucking hate him i want to kill him
herbal tea. what we saying lads?
morrissey is gay as all hell
>>220690973id do anything to change her pooey nappy
nat geo doing a piece about crips vs bloods
>>220691008mental that he's gay and still shagged more women than me
how many britposters are brown pipo?
>>220691016grow up
>>220690892I'm English, but let's face it, Scotland is the smartest home nation:>Invented the telephone (Alexander Graham Bell)>Invented the television (John Logie Baird)>Discovered penicillin (Alexander Fleming)>Created the Grand Theft Auto video games, one of the best-selling game franchises ever
therse more evidence gnomes exist in south america than god is real
>>220690973leftypol getting really mad about sexual depravity being depicted in his show about teenagers engaging in sexual depravity
>>220691049she is pretty
>>220691046its only ok when ugly dysgenic freaks like him do it
>>220691045Stop. Digging.
>>220691054>muslims delighted to watch the bummers snogthis is what the greens seriously believe
Reading about THE RAPED
just saw a gnome walk past my house
>>220691074ive almost found your secrets little gnome man
Interestingly enough the show Euphoria is based on is an Israel show, just a fun little fact.
>>220691065pretty ugly
>>220691065correct
doing a think
Spurs bros....
>>220691089You are up against powers beyond your comprehension.
Started an AI slop shorts channel. My first vid got about 400 views in 2 days. Nothing on tiktok though
2 posts mentioning the word "gnome" made within 4 seconds of one another. Co-ordinated gnomecord raid.
are CDs still a thing
>>220691088im just going to the spar mate, leave me alone
>>220691107clearly the council who put those bars there didn't do a think
>>220691122>Started an AI slop shorts channelYou should be in jail
>>220691122some croydon content might hit
>>220691129CDs nuts
>>220691129crossdressers yeahcompact discs yeah
Just about managed not to have a melty when I couldn't log into icloud and had to reset my password after getting locked out
Hi /brip/
>>220691077the muslim mayor of london has attended london's pride parade a few times
>>220691142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
>>220691153mental how only about 0.01% of boomers you'd show this to would immediately call it fake
>>220691142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
>>220691116whistle blows when Spurs score aah game
>>220691153obviously ai
>>220691153impressed by the ingenuity of these young black lads
/alba/ when
Sometimes when I'm having an argument on here that ends up resulting in several people joining in I switch sides for a laugh.
>>220691198nice work sherlock
>>220691207it would kill /brit/most of the best posters are scottish
>>220691174closet case, secretly wishes he could be fucking boys like the afghans
>>220691174Taqiyya (or taqiyah) is an Islamic legal concept allowing a Muslim to conceal their faith or act against its tenets under severe compulsion or threat of death, particularly when facing persecution.
>>220691198
>>220691167hello
>>220691153this would half knife crime
far too stoned
>>220691167you fucking want some you cunt
steak pie chips and beans for my tea tonighthappy days proper good nosh what can i say
>>220691246you’ll be right mate
>>220691256Some what?
>>220691246i want to try itno luck obtaining any from bossman
>>220691153It's 2 doors liminal slop
glod
Never been to Scotland, what parts would my Caledonian friends recommend?
>>220691222true. better together <3
Smoking blue cheese with Toby
>>220691279probably able to tell you're autistic
>>220691304port glasgow is lovely at this time of year
>>220691304airdrie
>>220691304pitlochry
toryglen
>>220691304falklands
>>220691174muslim politicians get criticised by actual muslims for this shit. but muslims don’t really care about gays in england unless it directly affects them, like when they wanted to teach about it in schools
How the heck do parents afford private school fees?
>>220691304vale of glamorgan
get the youth clubs funded
>>220691318why would you think i'm autistic
nobody:rorke:
mad how space is a big nothing burger where all hope for humanity is lost but we've still to be like yeehaw when nasa does a thing lest we be considere incel terrorists
goonga ginga
>>220691296scream it really is like this
>>220691227or maybe he's just a liberal person. the bible says something about not eating shellfish but a lot of christians ignore that. just because something is mentioned in a holy text, it doesn't mean everybody in that religion abides by it.
woke are trying to cancel sabrina carpenter because she had a negative reaction to middle eastern ululating in the audience
brit niggas really live in shropwintsminstersshire-upon-kent
would love a spanian gf
>>220691377we are flying around earth and the moon like pathetic grubs while the government knows that aliens exist and are in contact with them and they can do things we cant even imagine it not fair
>>220691390im all for it. they should bring her down to my level so that she will date me
>>220691374dunno just have a feeling
>>220691385>the bible says something about not eating shellfish but a lot of christians ignore that.think you should stop talking about religions of any kind if you are this ignorant about them
rorke doing a chicken dance
>>220691373all those stabbings, robberies and rapes? they'd all be gone if we did this
>>220691350It's normally either 2 professionals or 1 parent / relative is a millionaire. By professionals I mean actual professionals like doctors, solicitors, actuaries etc. A couple where both the husband and wife are pulling £80,000+ a year can afford to drop 20 grand a year on school fees to ensure their children are properly educated away from unruly brownfolk.t. went to a private school
>>220691394swedish niggas really be like 'I am from sweden'
>ywn go on crusades with your broswhy even fucking live
https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/45/6f/456fd0aadb5c70bda2daef81c03d608e.png
>>220691433this is me though
dont know what to eat for tearoast potatoes and backon
>>220691409no it isn't. this is cope
whatever happened to the youtuber KillEmforthewin or something? He was a norf lad I think who lived in Austria
>>220691402she is very hot and cute I will grant you that
>>220691416don't think she can get any lower without being legally entitled to disabled parking
Greggs do a good meal deal to be fair. Got a chicken oval bite, a sausage roll and a protein shake for a fiver. Not too shabby
>>220691436MoD doing a bit of a nudge to get the lads signed up to die for israel
>>220691463screeching like a disabled mong at this
working tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day
the woke have only gone and gone bloody stark raving bonkers again!
>>220691463>>220691477
>>220691346maybe the truth is that there is a range of opinion within every faith group. look at anglicans for example: the new archbishop of canterbury is a woman, but some anglicans disagree with a woman holding that role.
>>220691477you could just say screeching
>>220691486you'd be bored with out it
thats me done then
Swedish niggas be living in WoW expansion pack zones like Hello I’m Sven from Snowdropholm
>>220691502nice
>>220691420i accept your pathetic concession
three globs of shit have passed thru my strait of horpooz before hitting open waters
>>220691514scream! howl!
>>220691514meant to be funny, that? posted that for a laugh, did you?
>>220691514screeching
>>220691452idiot moron
racist post featuring the n word outside of /b/ spotted
>>220691501for sure. My job isn't even that bad tbf I just go in, smash it then leave.
>>220691496i need to stop laughing at distorted brads before its too late
>>220691530if you don't understand why christians don't follow leviticus you're not knowledgable enough to have any discussion on the topic of religionyou learn this in primary school
my job is so easy i often wonder if it's just like day care for me because im retarded
wearing my decade old tattered tracky dacks that have a huge gaping hole in the pussy area
>>220691567delectable little shit hole
Well that's some bitch's pussy
um, why is it so brown?
>>220691567horse-like
>>220691567mad how much this looks like a horses hind quarters
>>220691607>>220691611um
>>220691514screeching like a disabled swedish mong at this
>>220691604poo
fucks sake I missed it
>>220691604testmy willy shrunk and turned white when my testosterone depleted
>>220691568>you learn this in primary schoolum, no you don't
>>220691639Bizarre lie
get the faggots dead
>>220691626why does every country north of italy have fallout 4 colour gradingwould frankly blast my scalp across the ceiling if i had to deal with this my entire life
>>220691584Other day at mine I observed a lass who started 3 months ago performing responsibilities which I have never been asked to do despite me being there 2 years. I think people give me a wide berth because I'm a weird autistic prick and come across as nervous and uncomfortable. They just leave me be to get on with the core tasks, which I perform admirably like an autistic robot (if left alone).
>>220691575
>>220691639Was it brown before?
grr
>>220691432some schools charge more than 20k!and what if you have more than 1 child!
>>220691661it’s just cloudy out mate, here’s one from a sunny day for comparison
>>220691642you do in RE
Walking through the plains of Africa in medieval armour
just took this pic on my incel walk today
>>220691690RE was a pointless class they didnt teach us anything
I will never get better I have no will to live If I don't take my own life then I will be like this for life
>>220691706looking pretty swedish over in aus
center parcs booked
>>220691681barely any difference lol
rorke insisting gnomes dont exist even though theres penty of evidence
>>220691709more like you clearly didn't listen
yeah alri mate, you good?
>>220691679Surprisingly a lot of these schools offer discounts if you send more than 1 kid there. You wouldn't think so since they're so expensive and prestigious but it's a thing. Anyway the main point stands: dual-income professional couples have way more money to burn than you can imagine. These people will have long since paid off their mortgage and are more than happy to drop £20,000+ a year on their kids' education because they, the parents, are intelligent and fully invested in their children's futures.
rorke going to center parksleftypol going to his parents villa in southern france
>>220691690Don't know how old you are, but it's RS now and you learn comparative religion, you aren't actually taught things like biblical hermeneutics and that. I did go to a comp though, so my povvo educaton might not be the case everywhere.
have a friend that went to Harrow his shit was like £50k a year luckily bennies and the misguided push for state school integration got me into the same uni as him
>>220691373
eating some grapes
need to stop being skinny fat and do this
>>220691770Rorke goes to Butlins
>>220691706alaska isn't in australia
>>220691781Going to the gym is the only way that that is sustainable, increasing your muscle mass will increase your body's BMR and make cutting fat easier.
>>220691781thats too lean
New Greek place opened up near me lads, trying a gyro for the first time. Will report after scrannage.
could go a cornetto right now
>>220690892
>>220691807you could achieve that with bodyweight exercise and a ton of cardio
>>220691304Greenock
>>220691831what happened to your hand
get them drank
venesuala has alot of these mountains called tepui
>>220691838true, just used 'going to the gym' as shorthand for 'have an exercise regimen'
>>220691831such a boring, tired bait
>>220691838I concur.
>>220691861Grim
on top are strange and bizarre environemnts
>>220691873I have those dare to wear boxers
>failed driving test 8 times Just saw this. No idea how they even managed to book a driving test 8 times
unthinkable
>>220691871bloody misery guts
argentina gnome sighting 720p
australians can't suffer
>>220690923Brexit means Brexit.
>>220691901They're not bad eh. Glad you are enjoying them as well mate x
if I waited until there wasn't a car on the road I'd be late for work you fucking idiot
>>220691834All that land is owned by English colonists and the CEO of Historic Scotland is English
>>220691899oh my god is that water? and plants? truly strange and bizarre
>>220690892If england has a face is cornwall its penis?
>>220691905I can suspend my disbelief for films but this is taking the piss
>>220691873yeah but do you get pussy that’s all that matters
>>220691873Nice transformation lad. How long did it take?
>>220691905screaming
>>220691918indian brained moron
fucks SAKE i'm going to bash my head against a wallwork cunts have already balls'd something up and the week hasn't even started yet
>>220691818i know what you are
>>220691918There was an australian man who got his leg eaten by a shark I reckon
>>220691937
>>220691771>you learn comparative religionbit bizarre if they don't at least teach the most important distinction between christianity and the other abrahamic religions
we at /brit/ stand in solidarity with the Israeli people
>>220691957GOOD post
poo seal
Not a fan of how much india hate is acceptable, probably rooted in jealous of indian success.
Only thing I remember learning in RE was that Sikh niggas aren't allowed to cut their hair and they're allowed to carry a special sword
if any of you are dealing with porn “addiction” (lol) all you have to do to end it is realise how indian you’re being
>>220691984Verdad? Wey
>>220691952Cheers lad. Been at it consistenly about 5 years now although I would say most of the changes happen in the first ~2 years or so.
>Despite the fact Kiki has been sober for almost a year, the damage done to her body after years of weekend drinking is irreversible. To put it quite simply - if she drinks again, she will die.ok? dont drink then
>>220692007good point
>>220691986They're mostly studied as social institutions, VERY little is on what they actually believe and I'm not joking about that. I got an A* in RS so it wasn't just me not listening.
>>220692003they carry that knife because of muslims. that should have been a big warning for us
>>220692007gp
Thinking about the Chinese space program
do britishers actually get taught about religion in school its not the medieval times anymore lads
my life is a joke
>>220692046godless southman
No idea where to meet women IRL Already tried work and she didn't go well
>>220691671yes
>>220692023kiki do you love me
>>220692035Why dont you carry an arming sword and claim God told you to do so
retarded
>>220692047smile then
>>220692074You've included your signature, but not your post!
>>220692007how do you know if you've got an addiction
>>220692046yeh
65 years today that Gagarin went to space
>>220692060Where did she go?
>>220692108ESL moment
>>220692098commiemong would’ve loved this post
Heard that there's a bible belt in Australia similar to the one in America
>>220692016Keep at it
nobodyrorke: nae nae nigga nae nigga nigga nae nae
>>220692108
>>220692120wonderful
>>220692126It was a joke
>>220692098then the Soviet Union got really over protective of him and wouldn't let him fly planes anymore, except for one time when they finally said ok and he crashed and died
>>220692141
Nobody Rorke: I can't go use a dating app or go to a club to get a girlfriend because I'm too trad
>>220692129where's the british bible belt, or perhaps the quran burka
The only way to end a porn addiction is to distract yourself, its next to impossible if you're in your smelly bedroom all day every day I'm afraid.
>>220692134scre
mental how easter coincides with cosmonautics day this year
>>220692133And you brother. We're all gonna make it.
Nobody:Leftypol: dog my arse out dog my arse out dog my arse out
>>220692157bro thinks hes a fungus
imagine having this annoying gimp yapping away throughout your once in a lifetime trip to spacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXXlSG-du7c
Mumberg called me twice and I ignored her twice
>>220691918Cant have a nice pool. Health and safety demands it has an ugly metal fence around it
>>220692046Yeah RE is the only GCSE i aced (got an 8)
>>220692164everywhere but the metropolitan areas
>>220692157get down from there you STUPID dog
>>220692199She was calling to ask if she should divorce your dad and marry a refugee
>>220691984Tengo miedo :(
>>220692157The Great Hollow
>>220691402sexo
>>220692215Vast majority of those aren't bible believing or church attending.
>got an 8just found out they changed GCSE grading to numbers what the fuck
*stomps through the thread slowly staring each poster in the eye as i pass as if daring them to try something*
tell you whatwouldnt mind a bit of sniff right now
>>220692215what's here
chatgbt what the best way to get on furlough
>>220692247>christians aren't bible believingalright mate
>>220692197I had a fungus growing on my groin, between my legs and my ballsack
>>220692098The rare 5ft 4 chad
>>220692247and the ones that do are all 84 or Nigerian
>>220692166good point
>>220692260mama mia!
>>220692257Leicester
chatgpt is we gettin another stinalious check
>>220692259is piers morgan?
>>220692098o7
>>220692257Leicester? Not from the Midlands so
i dont have any friends
>>220692249been that way for a while i think. it's the new unc test. if you got letters, you're unc
>>220692259Yes, there are many who identify as Christian and don't really concern themselves with what the Bible says you insufferable shut-in.
>>220692286don't know ask him
another day of being tortured by demonic rape entities complete
>>220692295we're all your friends mate so if you're ever feeling down remember you can come here. I don't have friends either, present company excepted.
Stand for the flag, kneel for the crossClean piss, dirty bootsBetter to be judged by 12 than carried by 6They all fall to hardball"May God have mercy on my enemies because I won't" George S PattonI fear no man, but the wife? Now that's a different story.The lion and the bear may be bigger than the wolf, but you don't see the wolf performing in the circus.
>>220692098he should still be alive
>>220692309he's christian in name only
>>220692301obviously not true
making a coffeea cheeky one
when I was a kid I thought gagarin was brought to moscow for a parade immediately after landing and right after that went on a world tour without zero rest
i didn't get gcses because I tried to kill myself then when I was all better nobody helped me sit my exams so in the end we just stopped and now im stuck doing shit manual labour jobs
>>220692329i wouldn't know
>>220692321ok
>>220692369pencil up each nostril in the exam hall was it?
>>220692344Are you completely ignorant of the mainline churches wholesale adoption of theological liberalism and higher criticism? Genuine bible-believing Christian are literally a minority. You can't be this clueless, refuse to believe it.
wonder which of the artemis crew did the furthest poo from earth
>>220692369seems like a lot rests on your gcse results over there kind of like east asia with their exams
>>220692369colleges do adult courses to do gcsesjust the basics though, you're not doing an art gcse
>>220692383and one in the bum for good measure
>>220692413>>220692413>>220692413
>>220692388don't see how this is relevant but i'm sure you're going to seethe about it for the next 3 hours as per usual
>>220692388>Genuine bible-believing Christian are literally a minority?The apostles didn't have a bible and were Christian
>>220692361Had ti be debriefed about the aliens he spoke to
