My dad :)
Your grandfather
>>220693690Yo daddy is a bitch
>>220693690they have the best looking flag
>>220693690Your "dad" doesn't acknowledge you as his son. You are a disgrace to the lineage
>>220696386Ya now our father just sits around all day drinking while his son does everything his dad used to do.
Mine had like 14 different kids and he doesn’t even remember siring us. He’s had a rough life
>>220696386He has Dementia and is getting beaten in the nursing home desu
>>220693690Ungrateful twat
>>220693690my son :)>>220693990my dad :)>>220696386>>220696857>>220698753my cousins :)
>>220697400Yeah but he's secretly kinda into it
>>220696386Hello daddy
>>220702947No
Where my daddy at?
>spawns all the influential european countries 1000 years ago>fucking dies and is never relevant againMi padre o algo
>>220703977
>>220693690My son :)
>>220703927idk but i know where YO MOMMA at
>>220698753You're our uncle that helped us stand up to our father.
I WISH WE NEVER LEFT. I HATE BEING AN AMERIMUTT. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAAAIR
>>220693690>>220693990>>220696857>>220698961this is such a cute thread it made me giggle
>>220698961I LOVE YOU DAD
>>220707488No need to remind me I have an unc belly
Who's our mum then?
>>220709097You know how mongrel dogs have far fewer diseases and disorders compared to purebreds? That's you, muttanon, you are genetically superior :)
>>220696780I do drink a lot tbf. ale, lager, cider, whisky, gin... so much booze