Noel Edmunds house party edition
Genuinely nothing wrong with hiring escorts. If you treat them nicely you'll go to the top of their list.
AJ is the landlordremember that
eating poo
okay, that pokemon comment was certainly...interesting
>>220695283Looks like a WWE promo
horses cant consent (to being cockblocked by triggered human beings because horses are better) to the type of things that human do with horses, like castration or making them have sex (with horses)
you can be top of the list of men and shags for money corr
>>220695310you're weird
>>220695313kitasan black is so fit. I could fix her...
love how mouseys brain workswhat a legend
anime
Leftypol leaving his wains at the migrant hotel before going to watch the new Mario movie in the cinema by himself
>>220695339ai slop
>>220695329but you cant say that horses cant consent>it doesnt matter if they do anyway >if they could consent then it does happen with all animals really
>>220695348he is a zoophilic paedo
You could shag an Alakazam probably, even Kadabra, but not Abra because it's first stageYou could also shag a Froslass as it was formerly human, and seduces men
pukka pie with lashings of bisto gravy get in proper lush happy days
>>220695387i dont think about shagging animals
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>220695403then why are you talking? I mean the people that go around saying that sex with animals is a bad thingalso every time they pop up but dont have any argument against it. someone has to say it even if it makes me "weird"
I never watch tv normally but I'm at Dadberg's and he has the TV onGenuinely insanely how many browns and groids are in advertsWe need Hitlerist Exterminationism
>>220695426you're weird
slovenian gf
>>220695441the telly is propagandahow do you think the boomers accept this? they're told to by being repeatedly exposed to it
Back aching a bit team well it's natural with D cup boobs
>>220695283as fake as WWE just one big show for get the bag in acca mongs. Commentator last night mentioned atomic habits lmao.
>>220695462Yeah I know, it's not called the Electric Jew for nothingProbably why kikes hate a free internet, they know they can't control it
reverse all the laws which suddenly made sex with animals illegal
>>220695463Do you have to shave regularly?
>>220695467often picture boxingmongs to be like that fake story of trump watching his gorilla showstheir faces pressed up to their lidl TVs going 'oh you punched that other guy so good'
mousey bumming a horse
I could gang rape someone all by myself. I can go many times, but I know that you would have to go in and out of the room to create space and look like you are recovering I mean (gang) rape as in "rape", with consent with someone who wants to do that. I could do it by myself I mean
mousey is penning a giant seethepost as we speak
>>220695302run by the same company
>report that person ruining the thread!!! PARASITE PARASITE!!!>okay, now back to talking about shagging horses
i really don't know what to make of that one
>>220695511are you gay? if you fucked horses you probably wouldnt go for males; you probably wouldnt fuck guys either. thats pretty crazy if you think about itbut they do have huge cocks
>>220695552pawasite
when a filly says neigh it means she wants more (of the 'rape')
>>220695467wwe isn't fake
and mares are more sassy, probably more manly or alpha than a man than male horses are. indeed the pool is deep when you go into what is crazy about it. I mean with breaking her
Getting the daily dose of:Warren Balogh and Eric Striker (WarStrike)Professor JiangMark CollettSurvive the JiveThe Golden OneRichard the FourthMillennial WoesAgoraDespot of AntrimScott Ritter
>>220695389he dared to be different
imagine the insane level of abuse toby went through during childhood to make him this way. i hope his parents are locked up
sir midwit podcast listener
>>220695486No
>>220695593all midwits
wait no I mean the relationship with her, as in the relationship with a stallion would be different. and that being as in it not just being about that or how much they cum
remember the kid who invented a computer?he's a top powerlifter nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gObgyaxZ-oo
>>220695603>>220695612Jew
>>220695606umm, does anyone else see it?
>>220695606I thought this was a woman with a penis giving someone a blowjob
we're all in here https://hanime.tv/home
rorke hooting and hollering at "conservative meme compilation 72"
what the fuck mousey
>>220695626black excellence
>>220695641fucks sakeis that all you incels think about?
listening to autistic anime music
Got the mark levin show on
>>220695602no, youre just being an armchair psychologist and saying basically "and what about your relationship with your father?" but nobody around horses thinks about that and it is just assumed so. even when presented with it, then its still not normal. with you its different though and thats probably why you cant understand - indeed - though, and its not environmental or whatever you said about upbringing, there are animals all around. its you whos being weird about it
mousey mate. no, just no.
>>220695606me but with my kindle
>>220695647meerkats when they spot a hyena approaching the burrow
>>220695677you deserve your shit life.
The next Aussie phenom. Kid is a beast
>>220695674Jeeeeew
>>220695687s
>>220695694youre not a psychologist
no horses toby
>>220695696screaming at his looks and his name
sad really
>>220695696Insane how we are meant to believe this is the same species as a Norwegian or German.
>>220695677Leave animals alone.
tobuscus
if Pokemon were real, then it wouldnt be the same as beastiality, for one, and by the way people would go out and have sex with them. it would be a normal thing to do. some Pokemon are sexy
>>220695696sorry but that name and his appearance genuinely look like something heatherpaedo would conjure up with AI
>>220695741Evil bald guy with a capeEzio plans his escape
>>220695696ye monkey lookin bastard ye. ye clewn. ye darkie black, black hole black, giant coon from outta space ye
>>220695696>gout goutlmao bit of an ironic name
>>220695696Get get get getGout gout gout gout
>>220695626lifting things isn't a sport. I do it 8 hours a day at work packing stock
espeon is a sexy Pokemon desu
honestly can't really even understand what mousey's saying half the time>>220695743I fell for the gardevoir meme once and had a wank to itWill admit it's sexy for an alien thing
HEINZ MEANZ BEANZ
just done a raw milk enema
>>220695806for me, it's branston
>>220695790scrombobulating
>>220695696the so-called dark destroyer
Kirlia is a sexy Pokemon as well
bart sdsiopmdson
>>220695757sc
Watching Children of Men. It's like looking out the window
>>220695714yes i am
what draws them to /brit/ is what I want to know
>>220695824would personally impregnate 10,000+ gardevoirs given the chance
>>220695847I wish (and that you were a girl)
I only take financial advice from Jews I only take relationship advice from blacksI only take gym advice from Middle Easterners
>>220695812always makes me think of the scene in green wing here dr statham gives himself a hot coffee enema
>>220695830How is she a whistleblower now? Letby nutters are weird
>>220695830free are lucy
>>220695845threads is better
regigigas backshots
No doubt our ancestors were somewhat rude in their manners, somewhat deficient in sweetness and culture but in matters of frozen fact they were decidedly logical. They did not sneak to public meetings and swagger about ‘liberty,’ ‘justice’ and ‘equality of opportunity’ or ‘Rights of Man,’ when they knew full well that not only their lives, but everything they nominally possessed was ‘by leave’ of their conquerors and proprietors.If they could come alive again how those old pirates and freebooters would stare in shame and scorn at the sight of their ‘tenderfoot’ posterity, walking up in solemn, horny- handed, hump-backed procession in shoddy rags before an idol-altar called a ballot-box, dropping into its gilded maw, printed invocations for Justice, Mercy, Liberty, ‘Peace in our time O! Lord!’—Protection,—cheap money,—‘more laws! more laws! more laws!’ How our blonde, clean-limbed ancestors would guffaw? Indeed, they would probably keep on guffawing, till they guffawed themselves to death again.‘Oh!’ they would say:—‘to think that our seed should have sunk so low!’
>>220695874>I only take relationship advice from blacksonly if you are so down bad that you are falling in love with prostitutes or (same thing) parasocially (women)
gout gout backshots
>>220695874>I only take relationship advice from blacksunironically some good advice on youtube from the wogs
dont care toby is based
thought i heard a cat but upon opening my door, there was no cat
lopunny pronebone breeding
*manifesting a cute guy that works for the FBI* I would only have sex with someone if they worked for the FBI. the CIA is just all black people (sad!)
niggas out here eating chicken cup noodles at almost 4am
I'm sorry but nons shouldn't exist lol
>>220695943are you niggas
>>220695943*my ears prick up but i pretend not to hear you
Sitting patiently staring at tobys twitch profile and awaiting his return
wemembew to wepowt the pawasite
something about working for the FBI makes them have a nicer personality and "personality" (or "dark personality" I guess)
>>220695911Ragnar Redbeard?
>>220695947
its not my fault that artists draw the eeveelotions like that
toby backshots
got drunk last night and am buzzed nowi've got a problem
Cow outside my window going MOO MOO MOO
gout gout has gone ook ook
ralts :)
>>220695931>>220695938>>220695943>>220695967>>220695968holy ausoli
the CIA and FBI were in control of America when it was Joe Biden (thankfully, but also that is a good thing, thankfully)
>>220695997usa being up there says a lot
>>220695997It's really ridiculous how Europeans could've had the whole planet to ourselves (other than East Asia) but now we're facing extinction.
Aussies live in places like Bundanyabba and Poowong
annoyed!!! DONT want to talk about it!
thinking about washing horses cocks...
>>220696005nigga theyre not even furries theyre straight up quadrupedal animals
Poo Wonging
>>220696058you need to be killed
>>220696019Genuinely might be the ugliest cunt I've ever seen in my life.
>>220696034The FBI is micromanaged by the ADL, which itself was investigated for espionage and put on criminal trial.
>>220696055good didnt want to hear about it #Owned
>>220696052Didjabringabeeralong
horse man outside going neigh neigh neigh
>>220696059me when im talking about the FBI when me when I go into the lab where they go "one step further"
Spent the last two days arguing on twitter with trannies who hate femboys, had no idea there was a divide but apparently left wing trannies see femboys as the devil because they're rorkes and not lefty tranniesAlso been arguing with irish and argentinians
>>220695397Learnt how to cut ready rolled puff pastry. There's no excuse to put up with half filled stingy pies. Load up your own pasty with all the meat and gravy you want
>>220696084sorry but you cannot convince me that heatherpaedo hasn't somehow manipulated the entire world using AI into thinking this guy exists
think we may have a few mouse imposters here…
>>220696111howling
the FBI lab within the FBI lab where the FBI agents are little mice or smart dolphins in a big tank, the lab roaring like a lion
>>220696059i mean how the artists draw thjem as anthro women
>>220696084This is an 18 year old Australian teenager, nearly bald and looks related to some jungle primate
>>220696111yeh you made this joke already mate
>>220696043We (as in the British) should've been more aggressive about colonisation. We should've flooded our African and Indian colonies with as many British settlers as possible to Anglicise their local genepools.
>>220696084always forget that black people have black gumsweird that init
>>220696084would get sacked from your job for even trying to draw him
>>220695602anstis?
>>220696059indeed
also not my fault that artists draw isabelle from animal crossing with all that fucking ass
>>220696138this picture is better and therefore highlights details i didn't notice about him before
>>220696131ktim
>>220696126oh fair enough apologies carry on
>>220696139We would have done this had leftypol not seized power after the world wars
>>220695947it's nonce
playing deadlock
>>220696143
>>220696156Isabelle is a sexy dog. she would get it
>>220695757roar
feels antisemitic to even look at this photo
>>220696169off topic
incest shouldnt be a crime they do it in the south all of the time also
no one: not a soul:leftypol: go off queennot mr blobby:not noel edmons:not the teletubbies:not jason manford:not even mr tumnus:rorje: is this the way to amarillo?
We all laugh at Gout Gout but the lad is doing well for himself so fair play
>>220696178no need to announce your arrival
>>220696143We live in a jewish torture regime
contorting my head up my arse and doing pained muffled wails
>>220696205I bet his sister is well fit or worth it just to see what happens (and shes a woman too, with them jews). her family would get along with me btw and it would be making them look less like that
>>220696169Most moral kike
kek rorke seething
a changed man
>>220696214>not even mr tumnus:sc
>>220696248this nigga be hearing sounds
>>220696263racemixing is cringe (so is what youre doing as a white person btw)
>>220696259looks like one of those pitbulls inbred for 50 generations to crush toddler skulls as efficiently as possible
rice is on the pot
>>220696263howlen
>>220696259is this edited
>>220696263white boy summer
>>220696211>>220696258Wah wah, worthless subhumans
need to do something different with my life. join a club, take up a new hobby, can't live like an incel goblin for much longer
>Woman killed in dog attack at friends house
>>220696259
leftypol watching coachella
>>220696281these fuckers need to all die. its fucked up what theyre doing to those dogs
>>220696290insane how good his knees must still be
Yeah take that big white cockYeah right up the assYeah take it
>>220696263these videos are hysterical
dog killed in woman attack
>>220695453>gf>clearly 35+Lmao
>>220696259would love to visit the gombe national park myself x
>>220696333this is real life crodietimmy gets the girl
>>220696296Nope. And he's going to be your sporting ambassador
having a fry up
>>220696301>>>/pol/
>>220696333so this is the timmy poster
>>220696290insane he needed to do that 20 years ago (if he is 47 years old). or DMT, not meth. such a bad drug tho (meth)
>>220696333sorry tyrone, warhammer figurine painters get shaniqua
>>220696333jaquavius SEETHING in the back therenun he could do
>>220696348>>220696359timmy won
taking a risk posting this on nhs wifi. it's threadmeister here. life has been shit. i got mugged and stabbed and beaten to death in february so have not been well at all, ttyl maybe and hope and dtfic is doing okay. captchas are even worse wtf. love you all
Spurs are going down then yeah
physically recoiled from this webm
>>220696348>>220696359>>220696375youre not that timmy, stfu. after the shit that you have been posting, little freak
>>220696350fucking hellwhy are their eyes always yellow?
>>220695731He could have a child with an Norwegian girl who would be fertile so by all recognised laws of species he is the same species as you
>>220696375oops wrong webm
>>220696375bet this clip caused some seethage
>>220696391mousey's penis twitching
>>220696019>>220696084why are australians so fast?
>>220696395melanin
the jaundicedem
>>220696394Nothing he could do!
>>220696419scr
newfag
>>220695874>only take relationship advice from blacksEvery community of blacks in the world has a low rate of fidelity in relationships
>>220696378>i got mugged and stabbed and beaten to death in februaryPosting from the morgue, are we?
>>220696401Wrong
>>220696394>youre not that timmy
>>220696263>>220696290>>220696298>>220696333Black pussy CHANGED rorke
physically aroused by this webm
A common reason black women give for dating white men is appreciation, they claim that white men treat them like queens and enjoy that. Just my two penneth.
>>220696447I am
>>220696290>listens to UB40 once
>>220696458thats because you have a devolved peanut sized brain incapoable of higher reasoning
>>220696394>youre not that timmy, stfu. after the shit that you have been posting, little freak
>>220696463They want that BWC
>>220696458>no bulge
>>220696463desu a 'cel timmy probably would treat a black woman better than some random cronem
Pokemon evolutions arent their age. that doesnt make any sense, its their power level obviously. yours is applying the concept of age to animals
>>220696458I want to spank their arses as hard as I can and leave a massive handprint
>>220696443Ah yes rorke denying quadroons exist now
my dad has been with a black jamaican woman for 27 years now and does occasionally experience seething from black men, not often tho
OH LAWD DEM RANGZ
>>220695626Is there ANYTHING he can't do?
>>220696494need you dead
get the chemistry posted
>>220696298american popcorn is SALTY
>>220696521does her pussy smell like reggae reggae sauce and dem sweet yams?
>>220696463Anecdotally it is very interesting that most celebrities/public figures born of a WMBF relationship seem to come from stable families where the parents are happily married and their siblings are all successful. Whereas public figures born from BMWF relationships (usually football players or rappers etc) were usually born out of wedlock, come from broken homes, sometimes experienced abuse/molestation, lots of crime and drugs, etc.
>>220696561indeed
>>220696463>>220696580shut the fuck up
favourite /brit/ gimmick of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHud4Qr1FWY
>>220696594Get to bed sir pot noodle
>>220696594>black cunt seething
>>220696603poo
fish scales can be processed to make college at some stage (otherwise they turn into gelatin, which I guess they used to mix with pork). this can be used to extract long-chain drugs and also codeine from solution or to have a collagen that goes onto the skin, to go into the skin
>>220696521Alri halfcast lad
>>220696594he is right though
>>220696613humiliating
>>220696566she smells of cocoa butter
>>220696606scrumping
Happy Easter to all Orthobros
anyone else ever make mong noises for no reasonjust sitting around going myeeaahh
>>220696622used to process some fish scale with my nose
>>220696625I'm white
got am early start tomorrow me. brushed my teeth, nearly beddy bo bo's time.
Just eaten a pack or red Leicester quavers
indeed, when fat is hydrogenated it is firmer and holds its shape. I know where I was going with this but nvm desu. desu desu
>>220696657What an embarrassing LARP. Orthodoxy has essentially 0 presence here aside from tiny communities of Serbian/Russian immigrants, so unless your name is Ivan then STFU.
>>220696606scroar
>>220696674
>>220695283aj is shit on the mic
>>220696680cradle christian seethe
if I had a child I would own mice and get them addicted to heroin. then when I died I would leave them heroin and a mouse. then they could take it or have to look after the mouse (I guess killing or "sacrificing" it otherwise)
>>220696674is bro dead
>>220696680You're brown
I love-heart symbol black women
>>220696710>>220696716t. niggas who converted after seeing basedorthodoxmemes1488 on instagram
more preferably a rabbit to kill
There weren't any black queens in my school. Sad
>>220696741cradle christian meltdown
>>220696724ktim
Catholicism is globohomoProtestantism is literally judaismThat leaves Orthodox Christianity as the only choice tbqh
>>220696613wonder how the glass smells
>>220696773you people are a joke
>>220696680based anglican!
>>220696758there was one black girl in my school but she was fat and everyone said she smelled
>>220696741mental how basically all Orthodox converts are exactly like this
>>220696759don't know what that means as i'm not a christian of any kind x
>>220696758in my primary school we divided into different tables based on how clever you were and all the black kids were on the lowest tables apart from this guy called Theonot racist just an observation
I want an animal to give heroin to it
>>220696697was disappointed in this film had everything in it for an amazing film but just didnt come together for me
>>220696797interesting
>>220696773i think it's great that young people seem more interested in religion but don't join a religion because of current cultural stuff.
She's rorke only, sorry gout gout
I have some friends in the balkans who celebrate Easter today and they informed me of the lovely days they all had Not Orthodox myself or even Christian for that matter but happy Easter to those who celebrate today
>>220696798kill yourself being being an evil mentally ill freak
>>220696797a smart black guy would be called theo wouldn't he
>>220696741You forgot the gigachad image
>>220696797i was in set 1 for everythingvery clever, me
>>220696814can always tell when they fuck white men
>>220696796*bums your arsehole*
I want to mix glacial acetic acid (because it is better for position 6- and to get experience with the harder one) with an opioid, the "natural base" being sugar, to inject into a rabbit to cut it open and look at its kidneys when it dies, to make the opioid a little more sweet :)
>>220696758same wasn't any black people at all didnt see a black person irl until I was about 19
the peng asian ting
i was born in 2024
>>220696824are you an actual teenager or what
>>220696836If you hurt an animal I'd spark you out
gout gout born in wales
WTF is up with escorts who won't do oral without a condom?
>>220696851Right well that's an absolute pack of lies then isn't it
scrambling down the hallway ceiling to get to the cheese in the fridge
>>220696851UM
>>220696863you couldn't spark a match
>>220696836
>>220696872you can transmit diseasesseems pretty fucking obvious
>>220696890Done him
testing 6-glucose morphine, codeine, or a morphian would have to be doing it to some other person because n = 1 with me - im just built different. I would maybe have to stop if kidneys or blood pressure were affected by it too adversely
it'll all be destroyed
so this is itthe last /brit/
>>220696836err
Just ate a pint of Ice cream straight from the tub
>>220696894Almost zero risk of STDs from oral.
>>220696851shouldn't say that because people will report you for a joke
because obviously I would love to have an opioid AND sugar. I love sugar so much because im so sweet :) like a hummingbird
went to sleep at 11am and woke up at 7pm me
>>220696925mate if they're fucking and sucking 20 niggas a day then the risk goes up significantly
did I manipulate mousey
>>220696939>>220696939
>>220696918living the american dream
deform shitain