Congratulations, Australia
that face looks similiar to something...
>>220698438>Gout Gout3rd worlders can't be real.
>>220698438hilarious name aside, what an unfortunate-looking motherfucker to be that bald at barely 18 AND look like a certain species of great ape. fair play if he's as fast as they're saying, though
>>220698438what a remarkable specimen
>>220698568He is a great ape tho
>>220698650certain OTHER species of great ape
>>220698474Yes please, tell us how you are superior to a Olympian athlete because of the color of your skin.
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>>220698780Man, what do chimps do with those canines? Drink blood from unsuspecting maidens?
>>220698438>18Dude looks 50.
is he African or aborigine
>>220698438very cool but realistically he should be represent south sudan, not australia.
>Gout GoutThere's no way this is real, lmao
>literally named gout>that hairline at 18at least hes gonna be rich
>>22069843818 years old he's already got the double gout
>>220699294Guy is burning the candle from both ends.
>>220698438aerodynamic forehead
>>220699051He should represent a different species
>>220699051he's aussie tho
>>220698438he has a big mouth
>>220699530>aussie dance webmexpected raygun tbqh
>>220699454>t. goblino
>>220698745why are you taking offense for a dig not meant for your and yours....unless?
>>220699587It functions as a big air intake, same with wide nostrils, which allow this specimen to get huge amounts of oxygen and run fast! Imagine air grills in front of a car's combustion engine or a jet engine on airplanes. I hecking love science!
>>220699724He'll be arrested if he doesn't take offense
>>220699530Holy wood
>>220698745>OlympianHe's not an Olympian though
>>220699051So should every non aboriginal for their respective country of origin, right?
>>220699530Anyone want to try and claim this is a human? I’m curious
>>220699530Nilote or Abo?
>>220701858unironically yes, say goodbye to all-black french national teams, etc.
>>220701858>germany
>>220698474One race
>>220701880that's a human
>>220698828They rip caught monkeys in two
looks like he outran his hairline
>>220699617Raygun had a great big arse
>>220701920so you wouldn't be allowed to represent Canada, right?
>>220699530australians look something out of a movie
>>220701880Looks to be human m8
>>220701858>>220702346I knew you would use this "gotcha", but Canada was founded and built by Europeans, it was never a native American country.But I suppose Natives could found their own nation in North American.
>>220702346i wouldn't want to, my family is from the balkans.
>>220698745im better than an olympian athlete because im not a freak 99th percentile "performer"to the last one every olympic athlete is a fucking sad creature that lives a terrible life
>>220702555So what you're saying that white canadians are illigimate invaders and should gtf back to europe?
>>220698438Whitest man in Australia.
>>220701960>>220702546Lol
>>220701960
>>220702970>cross necklacechristcucksisters…
>>220702555Countries are made up shit lmao. Blood matters. A white australian will never be more native than a non white australian, they are equally non native."Building" a country isnt an argument and anglo sphere countries other than the uk are in fact not entitled to gatekeep jack shit.
>>220698438Bravo, Negro!
>>220703096Why are Germans always such cuckolds
>>220703121>ruled by jews, culture by niggers
>>220703121Cuckoldry is when someone doesnt go along with my insanely hypocritical take ;( . My roots may be on the other side of the planet but i should decide who belongs in this piece of land and who doesnt :((((
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>>220703103nigga run so fast his hairline still trynna catch up
>>220703096>"Building" a country isnt an argumentyes it is retard"Australia" is a political entity not a landmass
>>220703121anglos are natural enemies of germansall anlgo countries shall perish
>>220703148>>220703170>>220703572>just further proving my point Seriously what’s wrong with you retards
>>220698438>ywn be world's fastest homo erectus with a funny name to bootWhy do I even bother waking each morning
>>220698745he didn't say anything about his skin
>>220699530live your myth in australia
>>220698438H-he's fast
>>220708483NIELS HE IS CATCHING UP TO US GO FASTER GIVE GAS GO GO
>>220698438was this photo supposed to be inspring?
>>220708569Think of the gold medals at the roidimpics
>>220698438>suffers from double gout>still sets new recordsTimmy could never
>>220708648Germany
>>220703121hes using your logic against you
>>220698438>>220699530Aussies look like this?!
>>220702555its not a gotcha its using your retarded logic because people who use that logic love to stop when it would affect themwhite australians are not australian nor are americans or canadiansinfact no one belongs anywhere go back where you spawned restore pre roman empire collapse ethnic borders so saxons go back to saxony tooor you can just accept that things change and not be a retard that insists 1900s ideas are the right ones
>>220703392that is wild though hes 18 where is his hair
>>220708797yes hello? 'allo?
>>220701880if humanity was revoked because you're ugly there'd be barely any humans left
>>220708938I'd be left
>>220698745I am superior to an olympian athlete because the colour of my skin indicates that I am of northern European origin. This means that I possess a greater level of intelligence, forethought, learning and self-awareness than the former.
>>220714825and yet you post on 4chan! lol!
>>220703103>that hairlineholy grim
>>220714840I enjoy posting on 4chan, I do it by choice
>>220714825chudcels will post this unironically and be 100% serious
>>220714873chudcels will post this unironically and be 100% serious
>>220714903Posted it again award
>>220714926I have posted it for the first time, liar
>>220698438>18THE FASTEST HAIRLINE IN THE WEST
>>220714825post teeth
>>220698438That nigga nickname be Usain Bald lmoa
>>220714825post tooth
>>220699530Another slim negress encounter — this time on /int/. Vantablack skin, 99.965% light absorbtion. Skull straight from the pre-WW2 anthropology textbooks. At least 20% ghost hominid DNA. What a specimen! My BWC just shed a single tear... Hitler, forgive me! Pekka needy choccy!
>>220715425good post
>>220698438>>220703103This thing is fucking hideous
I have seen stories like this all the time. Promising young runner runs a specific record at a young people category, but then they fall off into their adult years. Looked up this nigga and he is only 183 cm tall at 18. Ptärobably not going to be tall enough to actually break adult records. Sprinting is one of those sports where you have to be hyper built for it.
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>>220715830kinda this, every few years you'll see a "new" bolt pop up only for them to not transition well into senior 20+ category
>>220715930>senior 20+ category20 year-olds are uncs confirmed
>>220703440>>220704198Im sorry to tell you our mental gymnastics do not have any logic behind them. People are defined by their blood and a white or black person will NEVER be native to australia or america. The only people who can decide whos actually australian are aboriginals. The land "australia" is built on existed long before any ships came. You are not and will never be in a position to gatekeep nationality. Your roots are from the other side of the globe, thats where you can decide who belongs and who doesnt. Stop speaking so smugly you shameless thieves, all land belongs to actual natives
>>220699530Homo Erectus
>>220717719future Lewica voter pheno
I just had a gout flareup and I'm a 25 year old alcoholic. Is it over for me?
>>220719258how big is your penis
>>220719278Like 16-17 cm
>>220719331you have won the genetic lottery
>>220719344If this is what winning feels like, I can't imagine losing....
>>220698745Here we see the monkey come to the aid of his beleaguered comrade.
>>220698438neo sapien, humanities future
>>220702970Built for speed.
>>220698438Apparently all that nonsense about Usain Bolt – that it would be almost impossible for anyone to be faster than him, that the biomechanics of the body and blablabla– was a lie.
>>220699530thats a nice skin colour but only a mother would love that face.
>>220698438jesus fucking Christ that side profile >>220698745kek he never said anything about skin. nice projection
>>220698438>teenager>that hairlineI dont ever want to hear some thirdie talk about whypipos hairlines ever again
