Why are Germanic people so STRONG
>>220699740Nutrition. They ate raw meat while Romans ate grain, fish, olives. Even Gallics had better nutrition but the devious Caesar outwitted them. Caesar even specifically mentions that all Gauls and Germanics were exactly 1 head taller than Romans.
>Erm, why didn't the Romans conquer more worthless land filled with barbarians? This means we iz superior n shiet
>>220699740It's a lot bigger if you count germanic tribes that paid tribute to Rome
>>220699797germanics ate mostly root veggies and bark desu. what little meat they had was low quality gamey stuff ridden with worms. Romanic chads gorged themselves on the premium fish of the sea and artisinal olive oil, germanics ate mommys toe lint
>>220699740Inaccurate map
>>220699740ancient Germany was basically like Russia today: an endless forest where no one lives
>>220699740Wasn't SW Germany inhabited by Galls when the Romans arrived?
>>220699740>Moreover, besides the dangers from a sea tempestuous, horrid and unknown, who would relinquish Asia, or Africa, or Italy, to repair to Germany, a region hideous and rude, under a rigorous climate, dismal to behold or to manure [to cultivate] unless the same were his native country?Tacitus, Roman historian
>I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa…
>>220700624That's how true berserkers look like>>220700847Poles aren't Nordic
>>220700624Real shit
>>220700891
>>220699819>>220699861>>220699866>>220700109You're not roman paco
>>220702899cope
>>220702899Rome>Portugal>BrazilI'm roman
>>220702899What, you think germanic tribes conquered what is now portugal and suddenly everyone who lived there became german? Every med has a little bit of roman in them
germanics arent native to europe actually so nothing is their land
>>220703176where did they come from?
>>220703176where did they go to?
>>220703176cotton eye joe?
>>220703651>>220703692>>220703782LOL
>>220699740VGH. Imagine a Germanic Spain.
>>220699740Roman didn’t find any merit to conquer shit hole Meanwhile Germanic barbarian have massive merit to conquer med Cuz med is rare heaven land in abendland
The Franks who conquered Gaul, are the same Germanics who joined the Roman empire.Because they were trained by the Romans. And when Rome got weak they decided it was their time.
I'm a proud Iberian
>>220699740Mead
>>220707261>"W-we didn't want to conquer those guys anyway."
>>220707261pure cope
>>220703143Difference between your Germanic ancestry and his Germanic ancestry is that yours went to conquer Roman lands when his ancestry cowardly stayed behind. You are not the same
Why are germanix so obsessed with us bros? 2000 years ago, 1000 years, 50 years, now, we're all they can think about
>>220707261you're not roman private paco you're a mestizo
>>220699740The Romans are not studied/idolized because they conquered places, every group of humans has done that through history, it's because they left behind a vast literary and artistic corpus and architecture/infrastructure all over the world. Those germanic ooga boogas were illiterate barbarians who quickly vanished from history leaving nothing behindIn fact, without Romans and Greeks writing about them you wouldn't even know they existed at all
>>220708187>The Romans are not studied/idolized because they conquered placesthat's actually exactly why they're idolized, no one would give two shits about the romans if they didn't conquer anything more than central italy
>>220700847>>220701291we're Slavo-Iranics and the nazi/lovecraft nordicist wank is our antithesis you imbecileI shit on germanoids, especially on scatinavian snow apesIt's embarassing and cringe-inducing how confused you are about your own identity
>>220708454conquest or no conquest, aqueducts were kinda cool
>>220708505>we're Slavo-Iranics and the nazi/lovecraft nordicist wank is our antithesis you imbecilekind of an hilarious sentence when you consider the fact that you are not iranic and don't descend from sarmatians or any iranic speakers or carriers of irano-indic R1a-Z93, slavs are corded ware derived
>>220708533they would be considered a quirky piece of trivia like Moai statues on rapa nui if the romans didn't conquer large swathes of land
>>220708505Sarmatisim is a larp
>>220707954Germans were a ruling class, most of the people were descendats of roman citizens. Why do you think all catholic meds speak romance languagesSame for slavs, germans were a ruling class, that diluted itself so hard with slav and later tatar blood they had to import germans from Prussia to rule us again
