Pengest scran edition
>>220705049i'm a working class povvo but this is just too grim even for me
sue
>>220705049do brits really
just seent something in /bra/ on outer-/int/ that i may well need to clear my cache for fuck sake
facial feminisation surgery next week
I'd eat beans. That's not my issue.But why wouldn't you put something with that much liquid in a bowl or a deeper dish or something that contains the liquid so it doesn't get everything else soggy?
i habu shotgun dayo
languages i wish i could speak:>íslensku máli>teangacha Gaelacha>日本語>suomen kieli
if you don't use maple syrup during breakfast, you're missing out to say the least!
>>220705118Nobody eats beans in a bowl you fucking nonce.
>>220705130fucking syrup sucking frostback
>>220705119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW2wAZsSeGQ
>>220705132see >>220705117And I'm literally asking why and calling you retarded for not doing so.
>>220705111why were you in /bra/
>>220705127you should learn canadian gaelichttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Gaelic
Rorke being kidnapped by moorish raiders and sold into slavery in north africa
>>220705111nonces are all over the place in the thirdie (and scandinavian) generals
>>220705132No, the yank is right. You have proven yourself to be more sheltered than him. Imagine that.
>>220705049This looks good actually
>>220705165That’s our word don’t use it
>>220705149it was on the first page of outer-/int/
>>220705049for me it's the old classic
mad how peng they are
>>220705189genuinely disgustingwe are an evil nation
>>220705198Who?
normies will eat chips and egg and claim it's better that paella
>>220705201but poutine or somali slop is alright?
who are the people who donate to streamerswho are they
>>220705201It's just potatoes, peas and gravy? What's wrong with it then
>>220705111Got hit twice recently by opening the probable spam section on X comments, was off porn for Lent. Wonder if porn companies are behind that. Safer on the hub. There's policing on the hub.
>>220705209you know who
>>220705220not sure where you got that from in my post>>220705222there's a pie too under it allit's just not right
>>220705221me
>>220705201>genuinely disgusting>we are an evil nation
hate fleshly realityhate foodhate feeling my skin want to fly want to be energywant to be light
>>220705245rasheed can eat all of the shite on there provided it's halalwhat's stopping you from having a bit of decorum and taking pride in presentation
>>220705079big fan of that mouth shape
>>220705235Umbunny has to watch her umfigure
this is without doubt and unironically my favourite cinema scene of all time (i am 32)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h4WuVLsqkw
>>220705231I don't know who. Can you elaborate please?
32, married, posting on 4chan at 2amwhat a life
>>220705257>4K - UpscaledPure slop.
>>220705248>hate foodktim
>>220705257mogged by any italian neorealist long shot of a rusty bicycle
>>220705276Where’s the bitch wife
>>220705286i was on about suelad i'm an incel and only 26
>>220705284scr
>>220705289No way in fuck is suelad married Get out of here
mad how everyone wanted to kill justin bieber in 2011
>>220705298doesn't really seem like much of a stretch
nan sorted me out
Irish niggas be like>I'm turty tree
>>220705307why've you photoshopped Nigel Farage into the beans
nigga seeing Nigel in beans
>>220705257>i am 32I saw this film when it came out when I was 18 in a midnight showing. Calm down kiddo
>>220705220poutine's great
15 minutes a poo oh I want to saay no
>>220705316well deserved
>>220705307ahh yes lovely raw sausages
>>220705286nah if hes waiting up shes a whore out whoreing
zoomers will call you unc and lil bro in the same sentence
>>220705325stoned out of my boncei'm 26i NEED to sort my life out.
the girl at the Nigerian food stall had fat tits
Why are brits retarded and gay
>>220705308
>>220705337raw toast as well
it fucking coffee time
>>220705316sent those little freaks flying
haha
you are poor in runescape and in real life
im like tony soprano mefat and depressed
>>220705350Not much else to do innit. Go outside, gray, poke a nigga in the eye knock knock knock
Listen, moidshttps://youtu.be/X34KEUo1o9s
>>220705345scr
>>220705350chill
my name is skyler white yomy husband is walter white yo
>>220705349was this someone you saw in real life
>>220705376*vine boom*
>>220705362alri toby
>>220705345
>>220705257not a bad pick I guess
>>220705375fuck off dickhead
tomato stems smell soooo fucking good
>>220705367
>>220705404yo chill
lotsa weird posters postin rando things ngl
>>220705370*listens and learns*
>>220705405You’re austrlaian embarrasing
was going to make a sandwich but i have no breadgoing to make carbonara now
>>220705354yeah that's just called bread dude
donald j blumpfington
cant believe i wasted 3 hours of the day looking up F1NN5TER lore because some coomer mentioned seeing him on a trap thread yesterday night, sick of getting sidetracked by you stupid cunts, trying to drag me down to your neet level.
>>220705415chill cody
>>220705429Did you get to the bit where he was mates with a literal paedophile yet?
you can say a lot about hitler but no ones ever been able to claim he wasnt a real one and didnt burn local
>>220705429you're already a faggotdoesn't get much lower than that
>>220705328europe seems like the place to be
>>220705429whats the quick rundown
>>220705429*links you to a 12 hour treatise on seasidemark*
That looks awesome
>>220705459why couldn't he just walk out of the door tho
>>220705413Now listen to this, moidhttps://youtu.be/x3C83ZaRKwk
>>220705429mad how he was publicly groomed by a doctor repeatedly sending him money to do more and more degenerate things
just opened another drink getting fucking WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220705465jews and women conspired to put a deadbolt on it
any warlocks in
>>220705461I can't believe that guy is wearing a New York Dolls shirt 30 years before it was cool to like those bands.
Munchy box
in summer going to japan to get married again and will be wearing the full get-up
>>220705507scrandemonium
>>220705479I've never been drunk, what does it feel like?
>>220705465jews have nicked his door handle and melted it down for scraps
>>220705517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4_NbuIsuZw
>>220705497hobbit burglar myself
>>220705501Moz used to rant about them all the time apparently.
Leftypol smacking his toe on the side of his bed and blaming it on the Jews.
>dude, what if a bunch of clog-wearing Dutch cunts in 18th century New York State
>>220705532rorke doing the same, then they slowly lock eyes and well, you know...
Mad how 2026 is now over 33% complete. 1/3 down.Looking back from 2036, 2046, I trust you'll all have plenty from this year to reminisce fondly about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwunZyXNv_s
>>220705531True he was a big fan. They were genuinely awful lol. Worse than Television, Stooges, Jonathan Richman, Blondie, Talking Heads, or the Ramones.
>>220705517its alright, nothing life changing, you feel like life makes more sense in a way.
Noticed that people tend to use the word apparently when they really mean supposedly. Apparently should be used when something is apparent (i.e. evident).
i luv the uk
would you subscribe to a youtube channel called ThatGamingRorke
>>220705328four on the floor lad x
>>220705548I agree, definitely prefer every group you listed except maybe Ramones (who I'm not that in to).
>>220705465jews put a massive spring right outside his door like in sonic
>>220705559we changing the meaning unc
>>220705532>rorke: sleeping peacefully>leftypol: my bed has been hijacked by right-wing anti-toe agitators!>>220705517Like the feeling you have after laughing hysterically, crossed with tiredness where you can't focus and are acting on autopilot
>>220705561swap with you
>>220705562He's right though.Leftypols are now spouting conspiracy theories that would've been relegated solely to /pol/ (and similar online spaces) a mere 5 or so years ago.They literally believe all of the "shadowy Jews are secretly puppeteering everything in politics and commerce behind the scenes" stuff, except they substitute the word "Jews" for "Zionists" (which practically speaking means the exact same thing).
>>220705569Ramones were a big influey on the British bands like the Damned and Clash, Gen X, and that's the tea
>>220705567depends on the production quality
>>220705566
they look like two earthworms haha
jewish pussy hits different they asked me who who controls the world i said the dominicans!
>>220705564scrom
>>220705590>influey
wish I had a jewess gf with big chebs so I could switch teams
>>220705599
rorke posting on r/Chiraqology
SCREAMING
>>220705640scream she is stuff
>>220705562It's at the point where not acknowledging it is enough to discredit them or force them not to acknowledge itThe smart ones are blaming the current sea change on the coincidence of trump and netanyahu, to run cover for their replacements
>>220705444That happens multiple times throughout lmao.>>220705446How? I wasn't browsing the trap thread someone else was>>220705449>innocent minecraft youtuber>starts doing a little crossdressing as a "prank">viewership starts to go up so he continues>Eventually some rich American doctor starts gifting him thousands of dollars to do weird shit on stream, also offers to give him 300k if he gets a boob job, he declines>Eventually comes out as trans>Starts an OF>Starts doing actual porn>recently has facial surgery Missing a few details but that's the jist of it.>>220705476The Doctor gets doxxed, he's some 57 year old guy, in-fact a lot of the audience are men above the age of 50, very weird.
>>220705623>and the SNL cast member ranked No.1?>you guessed it...
>>220705623If Chris Rock's 134 or 137 they'd have their best stand ups all in a row
>>220705623Dennis Miller might as well be dead because no one remembers him. Critics are fucking ass every time.
am gay
>>220705640I'd certainly love to stuff her.
>>220705640is this one of them memes that you need schizophenia to appreciate?
>>220705651to be fair you dont do all that stuff without being a gaynigga in the first place
>>220705631frequently uses deadass
ladsSergeant Shagger hereTactic for 2026 that is working wonders, leaving a girl on read for literally hours 8, 16 hours plus. Sometimes a day or two.Every once in a while they get all incelly and send a message or two more.They hate it.They LOVE it.Soon enough I will be Lieutenant Shagger.
my used guitar has arrived it guitar time
>>220705655Get it posted. The filthier the better.
>>220705585>Leftypols are now spouting conspiracy theories that would've been relegated solely to /pol/ (and similar online spaces) a mere 5 or so years ago.Leftypol has been bleating about Israel and Jews for decades mate. The Soviets were propping up Arabs states and the PLO their whole existence to fight Israel (proxy for US).What you mean to say is normies.
>>220705640
>>220705682only works if you're fit as with all dating advice
>>220705682id take that cum bullet for you sarge i live and die in your shadow
>>220705676Getting height mogged by a younger female must be BRUTAL
>>220705651>>Eventually some rich American doctor starts gifting him thousands of dollars to do weird shit on stream, also offers to give him 300k if he gets a boob job, he declines>>Eventually comes out as transI remember back in 2021/2022 weirdos used to spam him here and would insist "He's not a tranny, he's a BASED femboy!" whenever they got called out.Sure enough, within about a year of that, he came out as a tranny. So predictable and yet gaymongs here fell for it.
>>220705688am gay
>>220705676please don't let this image escape /brit/johnny foreigner will have a field day with it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776044163491456.webm
>>220705687post vocaroo
rorke listening to 3 Hours of Binaural Beats to Become Filipino
>>220705687Post it if you don't mind. I'm a guitar player
>>22070569915 year olds are pretty comfortable in their own skin. Doubt he minds.
don't like that meme with the red dog giving the middle fingers
>>220705720bizarre post
>>220705726
>>220705726it's nasty and crude
>>220705701oohweeeooh just came
>>220705714mate i just got it i dont know how to do any songs >>220705718
What's everyone doing up so late?Me? out of a job and just dossing about
>>220705712rorke unchained
>when the looney woke gone stark raving bonkers woke go and do something stark looney raving bonkers
>>220705740Nice locking trem, reminds me of a Jackson or ESP V. There's this Australian brand called Artist I wanted to try because the demos on yt looked really good but they don't ship to the States.
>>220705746neeting :D
Your age going up bit by bit isn't great but one thing that I love about being older is that April/May isn't so stressful I want to blow my brains out from exams.Literally went grey during my A Levels.
The new 'ankulahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBYd1BAUorA
>>220705706that image is ancient, zoom zoomI remember it getting posted before 4chan even had an /int/ board
>>220705726the casual disrespect irks mewho does that dog think he is?
>>220705746Waiting until midnight to have my one meal for the day.>>220705740Are you learning guitar for the first time?
>>220705761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNf4I1dc_U
>>220705740A little advice from a long time player: you've got a floating locking trem and those can be a handful to master for when you need to change strings and get it sorted back in tune and intonated. You want to watch yt vids on how to adjust it, took me a while to master the Edge III on my Ibanez RG but it made a world of difference
>>220705461phwoar would shag her arse good and propa
>>220705772Assumed it was an older pic based on the fashion, just never seen it posted here.
>>220705765>alri
>>220705738despicable gayman
bpool
>Searching for posts that contain ‘eitch’. 604 results found.actual mental illnesscan't imagine being this obsessed with an internet personality
>>220705776I miss doing OMAD, worked wonders when I was going for lowbody fat build, why are you doing it and why are you leaving it until midnight?
>>220705590for me?pink flag
>>220705765Hello bee
>Champions League final will be at 5pm whilst the sun is still out>World Cup final will be at 8pm but it will be 3pm in New York so the sun will still be outbloody bollocksgame's gone
Rorke report to the bridgeI repeat rorke report to the bridge
sc
Gotta buy prescription anti-perspirants at the pharmacy because I'm such a smelly disgusting sweaty cunt of a human, hate my gross life.
feel bad for the lads giving actual guitar advice that one was just a random guitar pic i got as a gimmick, the actual guitar i got is a squire stratocaster thing idk the actual name its 2nd hand
>>220705796He's been doing it since 2023
rorke sacrificing his family to moloch to get transported to bikini bottom
>>220705817scream
>>220705810
>intonated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9NELwNUGqwkino
>>220705813The Bullet is the budget model Next is the Affinity Then the Standard Then the Classic VibeI'm a major guitar nerd and own 5 but my bullet is still my best one
>>220705824>AI slop
>>220705835nah, i drew it
>>220705810mental all the money in the world and still can't get clothes that fit right
used too much noodles in my carbonara now im sad
fantasy rorke called orke
>>220705848carbonara is all noodles tbf
cat
might wank to something odd
rorke is shrek and he wants the boat wogs out of his swamp
>>220705830post a vocaroo of you playing one
ummmmm no, just no
got some funny posts to make but they feature the n-word so i won't post them x
>>220705798It’s a very simple way of handling eating for the day. I like to have a big, unrestricted meal. Been maintaining 11% body fat with this.Midnight isn’t my usual time, but I screwed up earlier in the week and am gradually pushing my eating window back to where it was (6PM).
>>220705883Give me a sec
leftypol wanking into a biodegradable bag
Harvey Bell, designer of the smiley face
why did america dominate the boy band scene in the 90s? take that was good but they certainly were not the backstreet boys,
lol
>>220705908chills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmz8CXm8JLY
leftypol ordering a box of 'vote green' butt plugs to distribute
>>220705903snuck up on me
>>220705914
>>220705908The famous Bell laboratories and this is the best they could doWojak made his in a cave with a box of scraps
>>220705931poo howling
>>220705931pull this face whenever i see an ASIAN
that coworker meme that made the rounds a few weeks back is so trueabsolutely fucking astounded at some of the dogshit videos you'll be shown in the break room
https://vocaroo.com/15mVMM0IZcjelil bit of me on the geeetar
>>220705930this guy was a racist pos before he trooned out
>>220705945>a few weeks backMate...
>>220705936lol
>>220705923https://greenparty.org.uk/about/our-manifesto/a-fairer-greener-welcome/>We welcome the contributions that migrants and refugees make to British society. We want to be welcoming, promote social cohesion and support migrants to put down roots.>Green MPs will push for:>An end to the hostile environment.>An end to the minimum income requirements for spouses of those holding work visas.>Safe routes to sanctuary for those fleeing persecution.>The dysfunctional Home Office to be replaced with a new Department of Migration, separating this function from the criminal justice system.>An end to immigration detention for all migrants unless they are a danger to public safety.>Abolition of the ‘no recourse to public funds’ condition that exacerbates social, economic, and racial inequalities.>Those seeking asylum and protection to be permitted to work while their application is being decided.
rorke doing a shit and getting splash back on his bollocks and arse
another instant classic from snl uklhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Y4ZgrXwnc&
>>220705952already thought that Elden Ring came out last year and was corrected on that a few days ago, so I'm mentally prepared for what you may lay down
>>220705969>snl uk>trump skitsok
>>220705960See they're stealing ideas from the Tory Party then.
>>220705971the entire world is america
>>220705966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5b3W3swwVI
>>220705981that's a child suelad
>>220705988done him
what do you prefer: a good wee or a good poo?think I prefer the experience of having pooed after the fact, but the actual experience of a wee you've been holding in for a while is peak, especially those ones that make your gum tingle
>>220705998absolutely hate pooing
>>220705998>especially those ones that make your gum tingleNot supposed to drink it afterwards mate.
>>220706007s
>>220705930why do her lips always look so chapped
>>220705998Definitely a good poo. A good piss can be relieving but leaves you with a strange sensation in your urethra and bladder. You take a dump and just feel better immediately.
>>220705988no is woman
Have had this wrong for 5 years at least. Leyla Morgan is the name not Rose Wood. That, to me, guys, that's the real scandal.
>>220705971It's literally a US importThe only people watching it are yankified mongs, it'd be more bizarre if the sketches were all UK stuff
>>220706012looks far too young
today couldnt buy sherry and wine from waitrose got refused because had no idi am 32about 12-14 times in tesco been refused to buy alcohol/matches/energy drinks because me and wife have been there and she or i didnt have ID (she is 27 i am 32)
I'm such a neurotic freak that after noticing I'm getting more patient and nicer to people I immediately worry if it's because my testosterone is dropping.
>>220705970If you only saw it recently online and recognised the validity of the concept, I'm not knocking you for that. If you were shown the meme months late, that's quite "coworker"
>>220706034ever fucked her up the arse
Autism is a much bleaker thing than the memes let on, my younger brother who has legitimate autism used to listen to the MGS3 theme on repeat literally all day. He listened to no other music.
>>220706031
Night
>>220706039Willing to accept I'm a bit co-worker in terms of not being 'with it', but I certainly don't have co-worker taste and I'll insist on that.
>>220706053tried many times but its not for doingoh well!
>>220706054>my younger brother who has legitimate autism used to listen to the MGS3 theme on repeat literally all day. He listened to no other music.PHENOMENALLY BASED.
>>220705111Why
>>220705998LOVE a good poo me
>>220706072only ever done it a few times but it wasn't for me>>220706054i did this as well
>>220706080kys pedo
>>220705960why do leftists love mass migration so much? are they scared amazon might have to pay more than minimum wages?
>>220706054>>220706073lotro has some of my favourite game musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEoUiEh6uQ
>>220706090I didn't do anything
>>220706054your younger brother sounds cool and based unlike his older gay and retarded brother
>>220706084why's she pooing in the sink?
>>220706100 thought it was a bath tub
>>220706084orannge you glad i didnt say banananana
>>220706092they dread the day when a poorly educated afghan rapist might not be there to deliver them a curry at 11pm
>>220706098um right well so there's no need for that now is there?
>>220706054He's STILLIN A DREAMSNAKE EATER
>>220706134She was jaw droppingly beautiful
>>220706134looks a bit too young here
>>220706134ugly bloke
>>220706134she has such a beautiful skull i wish to add it to my collection
so stonedthank you bossman for the lovely weed vape xx
>>220706068Yeah, someone with "coworker meme" taste wouldn't understand what the phrase refers to
>>220706150>DUDE WEED LMAOkys
>>220706150>>220706150
>>220706146Imagine her sitting on my face lol
>>220706164shitbrina shartpenter
>>220706145>>220706146>>220706147
>>220706169You aren’t me
>>220706175Reporting you to GCHQ right this instant.
>>220706189i am him
>>220706164She so hot
>>220706189Thankfully
ktim
>>220706205aren't you like 5'3
>>220706205shut it you fucking cuck
>>220706220>>220706220
