the original WMBF connoisseur editionPrevious: >>220702251
ngl kind of prefer boards of canada to aphex twin when comes to like slower stuff
post a pic of your tummy or your peepeeplease
>>220705773k one sec
you know what i miss, i miss these old korean mmos from my childhood, a lot of them are still around but problem is i'm not a kid anymore and i cant help but notice all their flaws
>fatherstein hasn't brought up the gf situation in 2 yearshe has to have given up hope desu
>>220705773Okay
zesty start to the thread
>>220705790>mmosI don't think I realized they were Korean until my 20s
>>220705797Nice penis
>>220705797sex
>>220705768Much prefer Kraftwerk over both of them
With the whole Epstein thing, do you reckon people with that last name will prefer to change it going forward?
>>220705837DID YOU KNOW THAT TECHNO IS JUST DISCO OVER KRAFTWERK???
parentbergs got mad at me and momberg is refusing to drive me to college tomorrow
NO FUCKING WAY THE STROKES WERE AT COACHELLA AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>220705847why'd they get mad?
>>220705847have you tried not being a gay retard?
>>220705847Take the bus nigga
>>220705837Based
the strokes are coming to my penis
>>220705871The Strokes are my favorite band
>>220705860they don't like that im deciding to not continue with education
>>220705871Rare funny Brazilian post
>>220705876said no one
>The Strokes are my favorite band
>>220705886name 5 better bands
>>220705882Me>>220705886I love Brit
>>220705797stop postin pictures of me, buddy
>>220705837they alri but never really like jizzed over emfink i actually prefer earlier stuff more krautrockdo like autobahn tho and like radioactivity the train wun
backstreet boysnsync???
>>220705891ToolMegadethPink FloydThe BeatlesMastodon
>>220705854shit bandthisnisnit most overrated pos of all time
>>220705773Whatever, I'm bored
>>220705893Can't help it you're sexy
>>220705878wait i don't understand, why do you need a ride to college if you're done with it?
>>220705909>mastodonphwoar love the video for that song wiv the albino girl and the tree
all i said was surf rock
genesis for me
>listening to indie buttrock
>>220705878dont need to go to college anyway dennae fucking problem eh ye dinae ken
>>220705939I love Addison Rae
i love tummys so much bros
>listening to surf rock
any video games we can play
>>220705939But enough about Nirvana
>>220705938based
>>220705954You wanna play Animal Crossing?
>>220705938based beyond belief >>220705955nirvana sucks as well
>>220705919overweight, roughshave your trail and get on the treadmill
>>220705964no
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: "my buttberg absolutely reeks rn >w< *hits penjamin*"
>>220705974Can I hug you?
>>220705976Shut the FUCK up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKlF9o2R3cI
watching 500 days of summer
>>220705919we have the same underpants. isn't that something? I don't wear them anymore though. I threw away all of my synthetic underpants and I only wear 100% natural cotton or a cotton/woiol blend now
The surf rock poster is FTM.>>>/lgbt/43243580>>>/lgbt/43243652>>>/lgbt/43243887>>>/lgbt/43243925>>>/lgbt/43244353In the post with the archive link you can see she was already posting about surf rock on /lgbt/ quite a while ago, before it was on /cum/, and she confirms it is her in the exchange. Note the last post is the same as >>220705937
>>220705977troon ass bitch
>>220705987<3
Based!
>>220705990Wow you're an expert on this poster
>>220706002I am a trans woman and frequent poster on /lgbt/. I just saw it in that thread.
>>220705968>overweightI'm 5'6" and 150 lbs faggot, now you're sounding like my looksmaxxing Brother
>>220706008Point to where I asked
>>220706008
>>220706006>trans woman>calls an alleged ftm >shewhy?
I just have no confidence in myself. I have been a khhv neet loser and I can’t shake the feeling that’s who I will always be. Even though I have a good job now and I’ve met tons of new people. I don’t feel like I belong there. It feels like I’m just pretending to be a real person and I’ll soon be discovered for the fraud that I am. I’m a 4chan loserboy and soon I will be revealed as such.
>>220705987I always liked that movie but foids think it's gross>>220705990>ftm generalWait we have a wombyn?
>>220705990>The surf rock poster is FTM.I knew it was a pooner kek>>220705989>I threw away all of my synthetic underpants and I only wear 100% natural cotton or a cotton/woiol blend nowI'd get better ones too but I'm a poorfag sadly. I'm wearing nice cotton underwear I got from France right now but that pair shows off my package better.
>>220706008>farmers tanew
>>220706008No homo but you are really sexy
>>220706019Trans women are women and trans men are women.
>>220706008oof, 5'6 is a rough height to be at for a straight boymy condolences
>>220705919>Whatever, I'm boredMe too lol
Replacement brushes for my toothbrush were like 50 doll hairs. It's cheaper to just buy a new one
shut the fuck up with the gay shit
Just found out I have grade 1 gyno and I am suicidal because of it
>>220706043That an insane price lol>>220706048Sorry about that. Can you afford surgery?
>>220706042solid 7/10 on diss wun
Nice tummies, lads.
>>220706070even me?
>>220706064>That an insane price lolAint that the troof. It was in Costco too
>>220706026>ewI'm working on it it'll get better when I start swimming again. For now, I'm just a https://youtu.be/H3OcOPDJeZk?>>220706037>5'6 is a rough height to be at for a straight boyIt's so hard man. I've had so many fags (good looking ones too) hit on me asking if I'm a bottom and many girls say I'd make a great femboy and stretch like one too. Sadly I'm in the U.S in 2026 and being that height means you're girl poison and a fag magnet. I'm not really attracted to men that aren't uber-passing femboys and even if I ignored my religious convictions and made an attempt to go that way out of desperation I'd face estrangement from my family given they're religious too.
unbelievably gay thread
Faggots
>>220706074Yes all tummies
>>220706079Let me counter the gayness with this Amazon goddess
Completely fucked up
>>220706078>I'm not really attracted to men that aren't uber-passing femboys Anon, I…
>>220706061>>220706070>>220706083That's a female.
>>220706089
>>220706064Not at the moment. The only reconciliation is that it doesn't create saggy skin, or any major (physicals) discomfort.
>>220706099usually i'd feel jealous but i dont know about this one bros
>>220706103proof?
>>220706099i can fix her
*tucks head into feathers and sleeps*zzzzz....zzzzz..zzzz
Currently enjoying a can of club soda
Motherstein made some drumstick bullshit again award
>>220706118It's the same as the surf rock poster.
>>220706078if you wanted to be a proper femboy you'd have to stop with the lifting and start with the running>>220706099uggo diss wun, unfortunate
>>220706102>Anon, II've literally never seen one irl despite being all over the world in all sorts of places and know implicitly that they stop being girly and cute once they hit 30. Then they either become normal gay guys or troon out and ack.That admission really only comes from me being honest about a very, very small amount of the porn I used to consume. Everything else is straight normie stuff or femdom.
>>220706022>foids think it's grosssummer is kinda prortrayed like a whore.
>>220706042you are fantastic
>>220706129Cute!
>>220706137Okay fine I’ll stop calling you gay.
you are obligated to have sex with me if you are a woman
https://voca.ro/12SgdwzN8ZfT
>>220706061Nice belly>>220706109Thats good at least. My brother got surgery for it and it wasnt any trobule. Id recpmmend it to you.>>220706076The dollar is worthlessWe live in a society
>>220706102that's not an anonfail
>>220706136>if you wanted to be a proper femboy you'd have to stop with the lifting and start with the runningI don't want to be a femboy though. It's a laughably hard (pun intended) life to live that you can only do for a short period of time, and that's a reputation that sure as shit would follow you to the end of the Earth.It'd be much easier to just be a normal. manly guy in good shape with a dominant wife.
I silenced the surf rock foid. You're welcome.
It’s a good thing /cum/ doesn’t meet in person. Because it would just be one great big gay sex party LOL. We’d all be comparing boners and touching our boners together haha.
>>220706166Okay but can we talk about Sneakers O'Toole?
>>220706168do you happen to have a boating license do you like boats
>>220706168Freedom isnt free
>>220706166finally took your meds huh
>>220706172Same poster as the pooner.
>>220706166he was funny
ive already posted my dick here and i shant be doing it again
>>220705987I hate this movie for making enjoying The Smiths into a meme for a while
big fan of Italian food
>>220706141canadians sleep that way too. a lot of birds too. btw I call canada geese "canadians" because it sounds funny
>>220706180We know it's you, girl.
*taps sign*
>>220706181thats cool but do you wanna suck off mine?
>>220706181>pic That was the femboy wasn't it
>>220706183Had a Margherita pizza the other day with calamari. Such cases
Imagine having gay buttsex at the /cum/ gay sex party while this plays in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyyzJWExQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdP6WtYZ9Y
>>220706159Very nice
>>220706193I got a finger in my ass and it was unpleasant. Felt like I had to shit real bad
>>220706193>Imagine having gay buttsex at the /cum/ gay sex partyYou have a vagina ma'am
>>220706204You are so sexy when will you marry me?
>>220706181This was what I hated most about my days on /soc/. Every single person without fail made a comment like this. I just have a huge dick, I hate that being used to make some racially charged conment.
>>220706190only if its cute
>>220706204Silence femboy!
I am so fucked up
>>220706225so true
>>220706211>when will you marry meDo you have a vagina>>220706212>I hate that being used to make some racially charged conmentYou know you're on 4channel right, making racially charged comments about everything is sort of the whole point of this site
Gays always ruin cum, its a historical fact
>>220706204Aren't you also? Mrs. 5'6"
>>220706225Bro thinks he’s Shinji
>>220706225TRVKLEAR HOLOCAVST
>>220706203Some people like it, some pepple dont. Its like charles darwin and science
>>220706179There were at least a few Sneakersposters because I made a bunch but there were others and I am not the surf rock poster.
its ok to be gay sometimes and it boosts testosterone
Stop posting about David O’Shoes
>>220706257START posting Christina Hendricks
there was a really hot like 10/10 blonde and blue eyed girl in my gym who literally made it really easy for me to approach her and I didn't because I was scared of her she was a literal blonde american stacy and I am scared of women like that I like girly girls can anyone relate to me
>>220706257>David O’ShoesI am deeply irritated that you of all people made this reference
I don't hate fags, but don't really like remembering they exist
I prefer trannies
>>220706244A sperm bank of sorts
>>220706243Why aren't referring to her as a girl? Why did you suddenly switch to being gender neutral? It's pretty suspicious if you ask me.
>>220706268>you of all peopleWhat does this mean, you fucker?
>>220706268I want to marry you
>>220706270>I don't hate fags, but don't really like remembering they exist
>>220706265>she was a literal blonde american stacy and I am scared of women like thatI never liked blondes in the first place. Much prefer red, brown, or black hair.
>>220706280Referring to who as a girl? I just made a few retarded Sneakers shitposts a few days ago. I don’t know who you’re talking about.
more tummy please
>>220706298I am scared of hot shit women
Trump made another schizo post about the pope
>>220706299Playing dumb is not helping your case.
>>220706287>I want to marry youI will bee ur fren unless you have a pussy.
I like to think of myself as the hot version of The Substance but some old man is controlling the whole thing
I used to post my cock to get compliments from gay 4channers. So this thread is very nostalgic for me.
>over 7% of canada is indianthis is nuts
>>220706318That a lot of indians
>>220706318i went to the goth club last night and i saw a gothjeet irl for the first time. it is truly over
>over 30% of America is MexicanThis is nuts
>>220706310Nah sorry. I’m a Sneakersposter not the surf rock poster. Don’t care if you believe me.
>>220706318I wonder how feather indians feel about dot indians
Will there be jet fuel shortages and flight cancelations in Europe? Please tell me there won't be, bros. I can't have my trip be ruined
>>220706332Lady doth protest too much.
>>220706327>gothjeetWTF do they think picrel is supposed to be a Jain symbol
>>220706061Based
>>220706327Pooner
>>220706318Girl like 40% of America is brown town
ubereats driver picking up 4 orders on the same block, why do they let them do this? this is why you shouldn’t have to tip during checkout.
>>220706351What did you order?
11% of america is mexican, and indians are far worse lol
It's so fucking hot in the house because I had the oven on baking cookies and it isn't windy enough for a breeze >.< i need a cold bowl of ice cream rn
>>220706362>American men just like blondesThat means most "American" men are Mexicans
>>220706363Hit the gym
>SAAAAAAAAAR THE MEXICANS SAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>220706363>It's so fucking hot in the house because I had the oven on baking cookies and it isn't windy enough for a breeze >.< i need a cold bowl of ice cream rn
>>220706361Fact: Canada is whiter than America, which makes you seethe because you’re a low IQ racist retard,
>>220706360it’s you isn’t it you fucking bastard?
>>220706363Are you the guy that keeps asking me to marry him
>>220706363nigga this shit is gay
>>220706377Yes I'm getting your taco smell
eating a banana
Rancid anus
>>220706327They are cute
>no part of canada is safe from indian migrationgrim
test
at a get-together but i feel so weird. i only know one person here and i want to leave. i'm going to, god, screw it, this was such a mistake. get me the hell out of here. captcha, then a lyft.
New schizo post just dropped
>>220706350>GirlWhy are you talking like a sassy nigger woman
>>220706369With what, my fists?>>220706380No>>220706383I'm not gay. I'm only attracted to women and femboys
>>220706399remember to tell someone you’re leaving or they’ll think you’re weird, happened to me once.
This thread is so peculiar for so many reasons not a fan of this
>>220706402Why would i ever care about the political beliefs of pedo-popes
Not a fan of how you are all homosexual racists
>>220706404I am a sassy wombyn
>>220706371That post is not Jason, newfag
Nigga jasonkeeping now
These French vanilla dark chocolate almonds are hitting
smoke weed for life 420
>>220706434No. You have a penis and XY chromosomes. You can say you're a woman, but not a wombyn.
>>220706402
Reminder that zoom zoom lives in a house with a McDonalds kitchen floor
Want to become a villian with a deep booming voice and a large scar on my face and i occassionally launch into monologues about crushing all my enemies who have betrayed me , and then a bug happens to fly towards me and i snatch it mid air crush it and eat it and laugh sadistically I want to become like that
>>220706406>I'm only attracted to women and femboysI think you're lying. If you were you'd be a manly short guy like me, not a girly hairless femboy with a lean build who owns THAT pair of underwear. Even my short briefs I got from the FFL aren't as gay as that.>>220706396>They are cuteBrown goths never hit the way White goths do. I've seen only a handful of Black and Asian goths do it very well, but never at the scale of White, particularly Northern, Eastern, or Northwest European women.
The only suitable life for me would be trust-fund rich kid bohemian layabout. I should not be expected to get a job or have a career.
>>220706459Sexy to someone is all I really want
>>220706470Wait until you find out that goth guys exist
>>220706484Wait until you find out about hair dye
>I deserve to be a trust fund brat who never has to work for anything
>>220706363omg hii beautifulid love to kiss n lick that perfect body of yours~
>>220706474 There should be a government program designed specifically to give me money aloneI'm intrinsically an aristocrat who is better than everyone else despite having no accomplishments
>Canadian post about American politics Even on 4chan you suck our dicks like they owe you money
>>220706484Eastern euro women do
>>220706482>goth guys existMost of them these days are either annoying Mexicans obsessed with nu-metal or they're femboys.Real goth guys haven't existed for at least 20 years, most of them are from my Dad's generation.>>220706484>Northern European women don't even have black hairNigga has never heard of Bjork
>>220706451HOLD UP...EEEEHHHH AYYEEEE
>>220706484leonardo
>>220706504>>220706507You two should kiss
>>220705797>>220705919Reddit tier bulge>>220706042This is more respectful.
>>220706507Terminally online take
>>220706496Correct. I’m not made to do meaningless work in exchange for money. This pathetic society doesn’t deserve my participation. >>220706499Same here. It is a shameful thing that people like us are expected to debase ourselves.
>>220706402he has a very selective way of capitilizing things. i need to Adopt this. When I Really Mean Something, it'll all come out Like This. I Really appreciate the boobies of Ladies Who are Not White. LoL
Sorry didn't mean to post that one
>>220706527>Terminally online takeI've yet to meet a true Zoomer goth guy that isn't a fetishist or a larping Mexican that thinks Metalocalypse fashion and obsessing over White goth girls makes him "goth"
>>220706552It's okay I like tiddies
weird when you see your own penis slide into a vagina it's like there is my penis going into that vagina how did this happen?
Good lord this thread sucks. /cum/ fucking sucks now
>>220706548>he has a very selective way of capitilizing thingsJust realized that Trump uses trooncase lmao
Cum buds I'm in the tub
>>220706498i'm not gay sorry
>>220706559literally never had that happen
>>220706563Trooncase is all lowercaseTrump's diction is boomercase: randomly going all caps without any discernible pattern
I’m gonna suck the gay cum out of each of your gay dicks.
>>220706564proof?
>>220706520That would be explicit
>>220706579I just want a hug
>>220706567take my (You)s anyway you deserve them for that god-tier body
>>220706559>it's like there is my penis going into that vagina how did this happenWhen I finally fuck a Black girl this will be in my headhttps://youtu.be/pBNZevgJH1g?
>>220706562>jason leaves>/cum/ turns to shitcoincidence? i think not
>>220706578>Trooncase is all lowercaseNo they randomly capitalize letters because a lot of them on the 'chans tend to be programmers.Trump does the same thing though he also does BOOMERCASE!!!
>>220706580Trust me
long fart
>>220706562Too many gays
>>220706554You've yet to go to a goth club apparently. All the "goths" you met were online (4chan)/grindr
>>220706570It's not all its cracked up to be, kidIt's just a hole for your penis. It doesn't even feel that good with a condom onSex is a psyop
>>220706520B-but, w-we're b-both b-boys!
Last night I had one of those dreams where I was lying in bed cuddling with my gf. But then I woke up and no gf.
Grandpas locked in on vinland saga its cute
>>220706593It's gotten better tbqh
>>220706602Well then leave
There hasn't been a real goth since the 90s. If you ask any of these e-whores about type O negative 99% of them will have never heard of them
>>220706607>All the "goths" you met were online Nigger I've spent almost my entire life in Minnesota and Arizona and that's what all the "goth" guys are like in both places.Also>goth clubAll larpers. Goths were extensions of punk back in the day.
>>220706618Your grandpa watches tranime?
>>220706591Kek
>>220706612yeah i know. it just makes it annoying to masturbate when you have to visualize things manually.
>>220706625Yeah I bet you’ve spent a lot of time with goth guys, you sexy lil fruitcake
I'm an elderemo and eldergoths respect us more than nugoths who found the subculture on tiktok
>>220706621I was here before any either of you namefags and I'll be here when you leave
>>220706624>type O negative>gothYou millennial larpers that think anything edgy which uses a black color scheme is "goth" are the problem.Real goth is shit like Sisters of Mercy, early Cure, Bauhaus, Dead Can Dance, Siouxsie, Depeche Mode, early Cocteau Twins, etc.
have you ever had a fart that you smell almost instantly? what causes that?have you ever had a fart that slightly burns? what causes THAT?
>>220706624Be careful. There's a /cum/ poster that gets VERY angry when you refer to type o negative as goth.>>220706644There he is kek
There are no longer any subcultures. Everyone just has their own atomized personalized slopfeed.
type o negative has the best goth song in the world though (Black No. 1)
>>220706646>have you ever had a fart that you smell almost instantly? what causes that?No>have you ever had a fart that slightly burns? what causes THAT?No also I would guess it's spicy food
Dogberg shat out a fully intact bracelet he ate
>>220706637>I bet you’ve spent a lot of time with goth guysNever have (I never spent much time with anyone outside of my family growing up :(), I was merely telling you what I have observed.>>220706649>type o negative as gothBecause it fucking isn't, you might as well say Slayer or Burzum is goth at that point.
>>220706621I was here long before you namefaggot
>>220706644>namefag Opinion disregarded
>>220706625Punks have shows too. It's music after all. The reason why clubbing was big in goth was because clubbing got big in general in the 80s. Though there is a lot of poser shit at the clubs, especially the DJs who play music in this progression: goth rock -> industrial/EBM -> increasingly worse aggrotech -> ??? (generic club music pretending to be aggrotech?) because they think people are too drunk to care. Better to go to concerts of small local bands.
Molchat doma is my favorite goth band
>>220706668My dog shits out threads like damn I didn't know that rug was edible
Hate to pass by smiling laughing packs of feral normies on the prowl they are secretly laughing at me for being a ridiculous lanklet-loner unlike these pristine normal human beings who walk about in large groups probably going to bars and other normal person social gatherings
I just like The Cure
goth punk is post surf
grooming an anon on /lgbt/ into trooning while reading your gayposts>>220706690corr good band
>>220706688>Better to go to concerts of small local bandsI don't have any money or frens :(
>>220706649Well, he's right though. Also Type O Negative is garbage. I really gave it a try. I sank money into them. It's slop.
>>220706692Seething
>>220706625goths listened to metal you fucking zoomer. punk was for the kids that you didn’t see because they skipped every class.
Not a fan of Canadian Jason
>>220706702Based. All 4chan boys except me should become trans.
>>220706709Crying internally not seething
It's hard for me to decide, but I tihnk this might be my personal favorite goth song, at least for the past year or so:https://youtu.be/0WRBSFHlEUs?
>>220706703a retard like you doesn't deserve anything good in life
>>220706690Listen to Utro's self-titled album>>220706703Lucky for you, small underground bands have cheap tickets. I just go alone.
>>220706727song sucks
>>220706710Ragebait cringe
>>220706725Make (little boy) love, not war
Going to pick out a Lego set tomorrow might even get an older one from eBay
I never went to high school in-person. Fucked around for 4 years and needed to teach myself everything months ahead of university to be ready.
>>220706710>goths listened to metal you fucking zoomerLol you seriously think that English and Australian gothic rock that emerged explicitly from the punk scene of those areas is tied to metal?There is nothing metal about Joy Division or Bauhaus. Hell, they took initial inspiration from Nico and The Doors, not Black Sabbath.
>>220706727I want to gay kiss you while this gay song plays. Just kidding I like it,
>>220706745KEK
>>220706751Unironically the reason why goth got "taken over" by industrial and later nu metal was because that actual goth music wasn't edgy enough when youths wanted edge. It's hardly edgy at all. Especially the big 4 are playing it safe.
>>220706692based quintessential 4channer
benis
>>220706674You know what's funny? When peter murphy was asked whether he considered himself/bauhaus goth he looked confused, said no, then said if there were any acts that seemed 'goth' to him it would be shit like marilyn manson. So much for your faggy emo taste.
>>220706748Short anon?
You goth boys are so cute
>>220706783Yes
harry dresden is on the case
>>220706779You just googled this, didn't you? Impressive.
Give Elfin bf
Everything is just the expression of the vitalic life force, the struggle to survive and grow and protect ones ownEverything outside this is an artifice channelling this basic impulse
>>220706791During the pandemic I wanted to buy a death star lego set but it was like 700 doll hairs
>>220706774>by industrialIndustrial actually evolved from goth though, especially in Europe with stuff like Front 242 and KMFDM. They merged it with experimental electronic forerunners like Throbbing Gristle as well as the house revolution that happened in the mid to late 80s.It's only in the U.S with stuff like Ministry and NIN that there was a metal merger, because Americans until Zoomers came around really liked loud, dumb music and thought actual gothic music was too gay and arty.(Not that I hate Ministry or NIN of course, they're great).
huge farts are the ultimate proof of vitality. if it sounds like you're revving a dirtbike in your room you are the model picture of health.
Orban lost :/ there are no based politicians in Pooprope anymore
>>220706815*snifffff*
>>220706811Industrial evolved out of punk, not goth.
>>220706810It's $1000 now you should have bought it
>>220706815I have never been a farter. I don't identify with it. Of course from time to time I do engage in the act, but it's not something close to my heart
>fucked up the newgod damn it
NEU!!!>>220706829>>220706829>>220706829
>>220706823>lost to Peter MagyarThis is like if orange man lost to a candidate named Johnny America
>>220706823the slovakia pm and orban are buddies
>>220706823Chuds lost democracy won lgbt won mass migration won
