>Mr. Sharia
Screaming

Every day we above ground is a great day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH3LzDmYpVE

We love the humble peacoat, don’t we folks?

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Stop killing the mandem

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not even trying to blackpill just asking
genuinely what is the point if you’re never going to experience anything like this

>>220711827
what about on days where we are beaten, kidnapped and raped in the bum by a gang of bumrapers

Got back from holiday last week and I've literally been pissing out my arse 5+ times a day for about 5 days

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>>220711877
ayo fuckin delete that shit mang

>>220711883
corrr imagine getting bummed

>>220711875
One side support Parliament and the other side the king?

>>220711902
Jet lag is it?

it's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy

>>220711911
sorry bro I saw it so you have to aswell

>>220711877
i don't want that, i just want the shagging part and then she can go home

Lads, got swalled by a different whale. This is becoming unmanageable.

>>220711922
Food poisoning

>>220711902
sounds like something to see a doctor about

>>220711962
I'll die before I get an appointment for an upset tummy in this country

>>220711937
Nothing is going to happen until we start putting their heads on spikes

>>220711946
Not what I asked is it fella

>>220711937
Why didn't he stop his mate from raping her then?

when a black woman is speaking, you listen

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>>220711937

>>220712004
he hadn't seen Adolescence and didn't have any good male role models like Gary Lineker

>>220711937
>the rape I can understand but spitting in her mouth? you have gone too far my friend
also it bothers me that the headline says he spit in her face then goes on to say he spit in her mouth
that is "in her face" but it's not what people imagine and they know it so fuck them for intentionally misleading me from a position of authority

I’m running on black people’s time

>>220712004
these people have a different concept of rape to them a woman struggling or just lying there despondent is normal sex

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>>220711743
why is british foods so disgusting?

>>220711982
Every single gp here says they don't accept new patients
fuck am I meant to do if I don't already have a regular gp

We need to bring Ric Ocasek and Benjamin Orr back to life pronto.

>>220712051
just don't get sick i.e be under 80 years old

>>220712041
Japs on Xitter like our food though

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>>220712041

>>220712041
weirdest english breakfast selection, I assume that's marmite on the toast

>>220712051
go in there in person and give your medical records there and then offer them a firm handshake. Dont leave the practice until they agree to see you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLCasyAh7ic

>>220711921
Its a little bit more complicated than that mate

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>>220712105
Was the pussy worth it?

>>220712041
is for singular
are for plural
foods is plural (複数形) so you use are

If you can't get a spot at a GP you need to bump off one of the other patients and take their place. You could always just keep an eye on the very olds and when they die of natural causes claim they died by your hand, this tends to be allowed if frowned upon. The far better route is to just go in and take out as many of the people in the waiting room as possible, this will guarantee you get seen that day and treated well as the overworked doctors will be pleased you've cleared a gap in their schedule.

>>220712105
I could be him but his hairline mogs mine

I am now entering Brixton

>>220711937
>what is actually going to be done about this? Its insanity
White people comit rapes too rorke. Dont you care about the NHS and helping people

>>220712075
well that's shinji done

>>220712151
alri the clash

>>220712151
Rocking down to electric avenue?

>>220712163
>>220711937
and the percentage of asylum seekers who commit these crimes is very low. that's why they get reported...if they were common they wouldn't be news

critical thinking is gone in this country

simply cannot imagine my dick getting hard enough to penetrate a woman even in the incredibly unlikely scenario I am given the opportunity

Feeling very depressed again. This time last week I was doing so much better.

new panel show idea: funny political takes from the cambridge footlights alumni with the odd quota filling guest like rosie jones

>>220712163
Don't think this particular man was part of the NHS however

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>>220712191
100% your diet

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>>220712187
And really if some brits have to be raped or murdered so we can have kebabs and curry and delivered too our door 24hours a day? Its a small price to pay i say

never once wanted to actually off myself but I think about being dead at least once every 20 minutes lol

>>220712187
rorke isn't capable of independent thought. he just lives by the mantra "brown people bad" because grifters on youtube told him to think that way.

when there are news stories about white criminals, rorke ignores them, because acknowledging white criminals would go against his programming that "brown people bad".

Rorkin' my way downtown

>>220712268
ktim

>>220712262
Apparently those stats are bollocks:
>It is based on population statistics from 2021 but data for convictions between 2021 and 2023. That means the statistic is likely to be based on a significant underestimate of the number of Afghan and Eritrean nationals in the UK – meaning the comparison with British rates is unlikely to be 20 times as high. Immigration to the UK from Afghanistan has risen significantly since 2021 because of the Taliban’s return to power, while Eritrean migration has also risen due to wars in Eritrea, Sudan and Ethiopia.
https://archive.is/Nawd3

>>220712268
Should have a wank and a twix, that'll sort you out

>>220712274
Nice one leftypol you showed him x

>>220712315
The pooality of man.

rorke getting off at mornington crescent

>>220712332
that's a man. and quite an ugly one at that

>>220712317
Guess that makes it all fine then. A small price to pay

>>220712321
>>220712341
where is it
where is sainsbury's plate

>>220712341
Looks like a mensie pad from the thumbnail.

>>220712332
don’t post it

Leftypol seeing a woman has been raped by a brown man and jumping straight to whataboutism and jabbing at rorke
The so called paragon of empathy

>>220712341
Corrrr get some custard on that bad boy x

i wonder how many billionaires rorke will suck off in his lifetime

>>220712401
sir elton

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Her or Sydney Sweeney answer honestly

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*blocks rorke's path*

>>220712274
>it's not the raping you object to, it's just that you're racist

>>220712426
Sydney, this girl is dressed like a 12 year old at a fancy dress party and is clearly acting as young as she can, would be a bit creepy to be attracted to her. Sydney is fit and has massive gorgeous chebs and a lovely arse

>>220712412
Leftypol saying hes against billionaires while being hyper materialist and blindly following all their diktats because Nike said something about loving gay people (while using slave labour in Indonesia)

>>220712426
she's fucking weird looking. so sydney it is

>>220712426
I could never get with a white woman

>>220712441
*votes to remove your right to jury trial*

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>>220712441
Ah yes

>>220712463
>Nike said something about loving gay people (while using slave labour in Indonesia)
nothing contradictory about this unless those indonesian slaves are alos bent

>>220712488
Well proves the point. Evil and slavery are ok as long as you say youre full of love :)

>>220712472
my nigga?

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>>220712475
Jury trials are flawed system in the current day due to the evident racial bias - which is reflected in the statistics - it's impossible for people of different races to be 100% non-biased against eachother, regardless of what leftymong wants to believe

Got two holidays planned with the gf for this year, lads. Never thought I would be one of those chads who goes travelling with his gf and taking pictures for her Instagram but here we are I guess.

>>220712480
why focus on her, a backbencher, and not the hundreds of white british MPs who voted for the same thing

'soapy' and 'farty' are terms used a lot by beer reviewers to describe taste notes

>>220712268
I'm not suicidal but I think about simply not existing from time to time. For almost all of us, life is just work with occasional respite.

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>rorke you're such a bootlicker for the billionaire corpora- what's that? the government said to lock ourselves in our houses..? HELLO 999 THERES SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE LESS THAN 6 FEET AWAY

>>220712556
>Rorke finally made it

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Just had an first print find it's way through my smeggy letter box
Pretty snazzy blue binding and all

>>220712441
>>220712475
>>220712480
She's cute bros why not let her take your rights away?

>>220712557
Because she was posted in this very thread?

reading whatever by wellbeck

>>220712557
Think its just indicative of the problems in the UK

>>220712565
Yes heatherpaedo we remember

*bangs pots and pans together for the nurses*
give em footballer wages

>>220712557
oh she's a backbencher? how many plates can she backbench?

>>220712590
Think you've got me confused with your imaginary friend

>>220712565
really was such a weird time, got a true read of a lot of people I thought I knew from the whole lockdown times, be it they were

>>220712321
Fuck I'm jelly

I'd have her on her back on the bench
Asian women can't get enough of white men

just remembered ive got soseges in the fridge hehe

>>220712653
they going in the air friar lad?

Remember the last night at the pub before they closed em. Sat in there with a mate who'd only come to give me something I'd left at his. Barmid wearing plastic gloves to serve everything. Every single person in the pub talking about it. Closing time came and a group of lads said they were gonna get some cans in and go back to someone's flat and a boomer overheard it and challenged them like he hadn't just sat in the pub quaffing bitter all evening with everyone else.

>>220712658
nah going in the water bishop

>>220712247
It could be although ive been good this past week. Personally I think its stress from work and my personal life and worry about my house being inspected by the landlord on Wednesday without having had sufficient time for cleaning.

>>220712653
get them freed NOW

farm to fridge to friar to fork

or maybe the fire deacon

>>220712658
you mean the oven? an air fryer is just a small oven for people who don't have space for a proper one

poo to bog

Well this is it lads, my final evening as a single KING having the place to myself. Gfstein returns tomorrow morning.

airfryermong has been activated

>>220712692
is a toaster an oven
works on the same principle, wire gets hot

blud turning on his whole oven to cook one meal for his single no gf having ahh :skull:

An electric fireplace is an oven

gout gout going fucking mental tearing up the track running after a banana on a string

>>220712631
Normies really really want to just memory hole the entire thing because their behaviour was nothing short of insane
Snitching on neighbours, refusing to go outside, wearing masks and keeping people at an arms length, becoming completely subservient and unquestioning to authorities, banging pots and pans, not even leaving their homes, ostracising people who didn't follow to the letter the narrative
It's the behaviour of a bunch of lunatics and I think they're all very embarrassed hence why the most they have to say on the time is "COVID was a bit mental wasn't it"

>>220712692
i have a proper oven and i sitll use the air fryer 99% of the time because it cooks better and faster and doesn't require preheating

got some crumpets to pop in the fan toaster with some cheese later

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>>220712718
yes and toasters are similarly inferior. toast on an AGA is bloody amazing if you've had it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Up5BjzbsFw

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>>220712658
oh yes

don't think i ever ordered more ubereats than during the 'pandemic' and never got it

lifttoil and shoppingtoil complete
now just eatingtoil and toiltoil to go

>>220712782
Wahey

>he can afford the the gas bills involved in running an aga
alri jd rockefeller

>>220712773
are agas still always on

>>220712773
>AGA
alri literal billionaire

>>220712835
poo seal cocktail is it

>>220712692
not wrong but kinda wrong
the compact size of the air friars means the air circulates faster, which gives food a more "fried" texture compared to a traditional convection oven
>>220712718
No, the idea of an oven is to trap the heat in to cook food. A toaster isn't designed in a way to trap heat, but to expose the outer layers to it

don't know about you but when they told me to stay at home and not go to work and also wear a mask to cover my ugly face and people weren't allowed to stand near me, i was quite happy to do it

>gas Agas can cost £50 or more to run

kek, Tarquin is paying almost the same amount my brilliant little air fryer cost just to run an oven constantly and uses it to make toast what a gimp

>>220712845
Seal on the Beach

>>220712755
tbf I don't regard that as normie behaviour during these times. I think most normies were compliant with the rules and not up for confrontation either with the state or others who disagreed with them, but would bend them as and when they could. Having friends round for BBQs etc. 'Takeaway' drinks at pubs. Self-isolating but still going out for walks just 'not near other people' Look how many of them went on holiday the second they were allowed. I think the people you described were the inevitable nutters that surfaced, and sadly we all knew a couple.

started yet another air fryer argument didn't I hehe

>>220712773
Toast in a toaster is better than that uneven slop

>>220712873
You can do those things without the government ordering you to

air friar

I’m one of those Air Fryer Lads to be fair. Never used to bother cooking for myself until I got an air fryer and now I make all sorts of peng scran. Save loads of money and eat way better, amazing investment for me desu.

>>220712871
toasters trap heat

air fryer psyop is back

>>220712903
Enjoy cleaning your baking trays just to cook fish fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg7cz8HA8Vk

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>>220712041
why are you devils?

this days a write off ill start tomorrow

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>beats the shite out of her boyfriend while he's sleeping
>kills herself after being charged
>'this is the worst tragedy of modern times. defund the police'
I don't get it!

>didn't get promoted to manager at work last year
>brought someone in for it
>this person asks me for the sum of my knowledge of the company and how it works on a daily basis and what our team direction should be
>effectively the manager but by proxy and without the money
done like a kipper

>>220712915
You ever tried diggers chicken balls? Had some with sweet and sour sauce last night and it was as good as a takeaway. Bit expensive but I was able to buy them with all the money I saved from not having an aga

>>220712954
I guess you don't need to clean the top of the aga?

just fried air lads

>>220712922
Toasters are not insulated to trap heat and they have a big gaping hole in the top
Unless you're talking about toaster ovens, which are ovens (as the name suggests)

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That's rorke done then

>With the help of analytical tools used by the National Cyber Security Centre, researchers have established that posts about London have risen by seven per cent in two years, and “London in decline” narratives have gone up by 150-200 per cent.

>These are coming, the researchers discover, not from the concerned citizens of Clapham but from from Sri Lankan-based troll-farms, Vietnamese Facebook networks, and Nigerian bot webs mimicking UK media.

there's a man preaching about jesus in the middle of town

getting gangblacked behind Greggs

>>220712992
the bread fills the hole

sir leith starmer

>>220712975
Men beat women too
>>220713006
I've got autism so please don't wind me up because my mum's not here to calm me down

an Aga is worth it because of toast which of course you must eat plain with nothing on top (as that would mask any perceived superior flavour)

>>220712954
My fish fingers go on the disposable paper air fryer liner like everything else

>>220712978
Nah my go-to chicken tendies are the ones from Iceland. Loads of different flavours, loads of proper meat on them, don’t taste like processed slop. Absolutely lush after being air fried for 25 mins.

>>220712975
she had the old methol elves wasn't it

>>220712994
And all lapped up by dumb americans who don't go to their nearest city because black people might shoot them (but it's not my problem because they vote democrat there!)

>>220713019
does it not fill the hole

>>220712975
national treasure

Caroline Fl—ACK

The fact that the greggs in camden closed down remains one of the saddest things that has happened to me

>>220712994
Those crafty Sri Lankan-based troll-farms, Vietnamese Facebook networks, and Nigerian bot webs at it again

>>220713049
reddit ahh

>>220713036
Not to trap heat
Put your hand above a toaster that's cooking and you'll feel enough heat to burn your hand

>>220713075
Ok. I will

must've imagined those feral teenagers rampaging through the streets of clapham and looting shops

Sainsbury's classic breaded chicken breast mini fillets for me. The OG. None of this fancy bollocks. Just high quality chicken in crisp golden breadcrumb.

>>220713022
Nice one I'll have to try those. Not been to Iceland in donkeys years

>>220713075
I can do this with my oven though

imagine the most attractive girl youve ever seen. Now imagine her with spider legs and 4 eyes. Not so attractive now is she?

Agas are the most overrated shite ever. Our old house had one and they cost a fortune to run, they make your house roasting in the summer and basically make your kitchen unbearable to be in for months, and for most things the results aren’t much better than a conventional gas oven OR they’re worse because you can’t accurately control the temperature. There’s a reason they became popular in England where people are foodlets, they’re good for making tea and toast and not much else.

>>220713086
No one is denying that avoidable anti-social crime happens in London
It's just that the narrative that it's a 'fallen' city with no-go zones is utterly ridiculous lmao

>>220712994
>sentiment becomes popular among brits
>engagement farms latch on to popular sentiment for money
>leftypol pretends these bots are why people believe it in the first place
how many times has he done this

*starts punching my head*
Now look what you've done now look what you've done

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r dua

egg and bacon sarnie for lunch

watching tarkovsky films on my steam deck

>>220713129
mommy the man is walloping himself

>>220713103
you're not gonna MK Ultra me into finding spiders attractive

>>220713102
You have an open top oven?

Back to work tomorrow fuck my black life

>>220713172
no

>>220713116
What would you consider a "fallen" city?

>>220713103
type this into google images to see something exactly like this:

>porn with woman dressed like spider in loft

>>220713111
good for roasting aswell. You get electric ones which are even more pointless, just really expensive ovens and hobs with no control over the temperature. Hilariously stupid thing to have.

Honestly might go out for a few drinks in the sun instead of doing any work. I'm so finished with the company I work for, absolutely fucking hate it. Was supposed to be in today but didn't bother. Fed up to bastard death of commuting 1h30 to a job I despise with people I find so annoying.

AGAs are the kind of shit middle class people buy because they think it’s what rich people have. Just like smeg fridges or a leather chesterfield

>>220713206
t. bucket crab

>>220713206
watches aswell. Know a couple of really rich people and they just have apple watches or use their phones. Spending 20k+ on a watch is such a mong purchase.

>>220713195
Pripyat

English is the only Germanic language to retain both dental fricatives AND the 'w' sound from Proto-Germanic. English is the most phonetically-pure Germanic tongue.

rich people be wearing plain t shirts that cost 300000

nooooooo you must not buy things I don't like with your own money!!
>spends dole money on Crunchyroll Premium

>>220713201
90 min commute ain't it my man

mine is literally 5 minutes in the car

>>220713227
this
richfags are wearing apple watches, moonswatches, or chronographs that they have acquired through work or business, partnerships etc
the only mug paying £15k for a rolex is deano

>>220713220
Don’t know what this means, won’t be looking it up
>>220713227
Yeah Deano loves his Patek Philippes and Rolexes

>>220713117
His entire worldview relies on his political enemy (normal people) having been subject to propaganda to form their opinions and not just having looked out the window
So yeah he relentlessly pushes the Russia/elon/India bot farms theory

>>220713264
>I'm thick as absolute shite and refuse to learn!!
yeah don't attempt to better yourself

>>220713201
don’t do it lad, job market is fucked rn

>>220713250
fucksake man
I used to have a 25 min commute pre-covid which was perfect desu
I don't mind officetoil at all if it's not a nightmare to get to full of cunts I despise

>>220713276
No need when I’m already amazing

>>220713220
did you post this from your collapsible yurt
people don't hate the british middle classes because they're successful
we hate them because they're smug, out of touch, ivory tower, pretentious sanctimonious wankers

>>220713227
Swing and a miss with this one big man

>>220713264
How don't you know what that means?

>>220713297
>people don't hate the british middle classes because they're successful
Lie

at some point we all must do the awful commute for at least a few years, it is a rite of passage that makes the rest of your career much better

GFberg isn't happy with that last thing she knitted for me.
Have to be honest, it's pretty terrible.
Looking forward to the stegosaurus jumper she'll make me next autumn though.

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IF ONLY WE COULD FLY

Post *that* webm.
You know the one I mean.

>>220713307
My time is too valuable to waste learning about pointless incel buzzwords, I have much more important things to do

Remember though, gabitalism is da best system. 10-12 hours of your day is your boss's, you can't afford anything for your time spent working and you're too exhausted to do anything meaningful after work, but you're free because at least it ain't gommunism o algo.

>>220713264
It's a reference to crabs in a bucket
Imagine a bucket full of crabs, when one tries to escape he's pulled down by the other crabs out of spite or jealousy. If I can't get out of the bucket, neither can you.
It's a metaphor that doesn't really make sense, as the crabs don't act out of spite or self interest, and they're actually also trying to get out and just grab on to whatever they can for leverage. It just so happens that it's other crabs they grab on to.

>>220713356
nah you're just thick

might throw myself into the sumatran tiger enclosure at chester zoo

4 on 4 off is the perfect work/life balance

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>>220713341

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Enjoy a good webm gimmick but I am NOT giving a p*ddy a (You)

Incels in a bucket is a far more apt metaphor

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>>220713341

>>220713393
incels off a cliff is a better image

Honestly think Russia is going to lose this war lol
TZD
Z
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>>220713384
done 3 on 3 off before which was also acceptable

>>220713412
ok

might launch myself into the siberian tiger enclosure at whipsnade zoo

>>220713312
there are lots of successful folks that people don't hate
footballers are successful but people don't hate them, because they're not snobby little guardian reading cunts who think they're better than anyone who went to a poor person school and pronounces foreign place names with their normal english accent instead of saying paree and mayhico

>>220713375
So Deano buying himself an Aga on finance is like the crab climbing out of the bucket yeah?

>>220713412
beggining to suspect that winning wars is an obsolete concept

To be honest I don't think their is one nation state that i actively want to other throw American hegemony, they're all evil at this moment

Racist VR Chat Bunny Wants To Fight Me IRL

>>220713459
Shut up

>>220713465
Racist VR Chat Bunny Wants To Fight Me IRL

Remember when leftypol supported dying patients not being allowed to see their loved ones at the end? I won't ever forget.

>>220713447
middle class people think you're trying to hold them back from bettering themselves when you laugh at them for doing something pretentious

Racist VR Chat Bunny Wants To Fight Me IRL

Bad vibes at the moment

>>220713447
you’re just jealous you can’t afford one so you bring down people who can and want to enjoy a little luxury

>>220713456
China would be the clear good guys if they could get over their Taiwan and South China Sea autism

I mean this honestly, explain to me why I should care about Russia-Ukraine without using buzzwords.

>>220713482
And they care what proles like you think

>>220713447
Apparently so
And jealous air fryer havers like us are pulling him down

Hate my life and want to die

>>220713478
how many extra people dying is worth letting people see their dying relative? genuine question, all the options seemed bad

>>220713509
CUZ I AIN'T GOT NO IPHONE

>>220713500
lot of niggas dying for no reason

>>220713509
Amen brother

>>220713489
>burning this wad of cash is a foolish decision? you're just jealous you don't have money to burn and that me being able to burn money makes me better than you

>>220713500
imperialist ambitions of an antagonistic nation, probably won't stop at ukraine

Normies think dogs are smiling when they're breathing with their mouth open.

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Might go take a shit

Mad how I died during covid

>>220713539
They can’t even conquer eastern Ukraine

trying to diet but also quitting cigs and drink at the same time

utterly mental that people actually live like this and it's completely normal for them

>>220713482
Yeah it’s quite funny. I’m happy for them to spend their/Klarna’s money on silly things but don’t blame me for laughing
>>220713489
Not at all. My grandmother had an Aga when I was a child and they ripped it out. It’s quite a silly and impractical system, I just find it funny that lower middle class “aspirational” people probably saw it on TV or in a magazine once and think it would make them look rich if they bought one.

>>220713536
being able to burn money in front of poor people has historically been the way to indicate you are better

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>>220713541
you're conflating normies with retards
normies just don't feel a need to get upset or confront retards when they say something wrong and will go along with it instead if it avoids a potentially negative social interaction

>>220713502
I don't care if they care what I think. But I do like them knowing what people think of them (they hate them) and why (because they're hypocritical pretentious snobby wankers who don't know their arse from their elbow)

>>220713552
ktim

I had a smeg kettle
Bought it coz it said smeg on it and I thought it was bants

all nice and well but the snappydem are still wiping yesterdays cleet

Can't have male scientists any more because of woke. If it wasn't for all this woke rorke would definitely be a PhD astrophysicist.

>>220713576
No, it indicates that you are richer. Only middle class cunts can't separate the two concepts and that's (one of the many reasons) why everyone hates them

Going on a fast after I finish these hobnobs

Deano thinks buying an Aga will buy him class and respect so he rages when we just find it hilarious.

Can't fry air, don't care what woke says.

Marie Curie definitely sucked a few of them off afterwards

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had my lunch and now I'm going to have a coffee proper looking forward to it, love my coffees like the little gimp I am

>>220713619
that's your slave morality coming out

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>>220711743
>*enters /brit/*

properly losing it lads i’m literally guts from berserk right now just a lone wolf prowling through this dark and twisted world of ours honestly don’t even look at me the brand is itching and the demons are circling but i walk alone in the rain because the abyss is my only true mate just a broken soul wandering the midlands of birmingham

Enough about agas and frivolous spending
How do you do your coffees? Instant for me but I've been considering a little machine because that actually does taste different

If I was rich I wouldn't want much, but three things I'd definitely like are a pool in my house, a boat and a wardrobe full of tailored outfits.

>>220713669
I don't watch my butler do it

>>220713649
No, dislike of the Last Man's little gay gadgets is not slave morality.

Actual rich people buy a nice dual fuel range cooker with a steam injection cavity for baking fresh bread.

>>220713671
A house, a pool, a boat, a wardrobe, tailored outfits

Clown College? You can't eat that

>>220713671
Whores

>>220713689
you turn their construction upside down, this is slave morality

Gassed up and Getting turnt (in Tescos)

>>220713669
Got one of those bean to cup espresso machines, me. Literally cost more than my car but it’s probably my favourite thing I own, absolutely love it.

actual rich people just buy whatever they want

>>220713719
Actually read Nietzsche before you use his terms please. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>220713669
I use a press. One scoop of ground coffee, enough water for one or two cups in the kettle, pour the boiling water in and pour immediately. All this mixing/waiting malarkey is posh nonsense, making coffee doesn't have to be so complicated.
Makes great coffee and is a lot cheaper than a machine for minimal effort.

>>220713649
It has nothing to do with morality. It's to do with reality. Most people would rather be friends with, or hire, or marry, a good, fun, intelligent, wise person than a pompous rich spaz who looks down their nose at poor people like their shit doesn't stink. That's a fact. Only middle class freaks don't understand this concept and it's just one of the many reasons they're constantly laughed at and despised by both rich and poor alike

Poppies are the opium of the people

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>>220713669
bought one of these and it's great. i usually get a coffee quicker than it takes the kettle to boil.

you know that 100% of latex comes from tree sap? How mad is that? They can't even make it they just hammer a metal tube into a tree and it drips out. ALL the latex in the world.

>>220713669
Single cup cafetiere for me. Only really have one coffee in the morning and although I've been impressed with mates coffee machines it doesn't seem worth the hassle or side space (might have to get rid of my air fryer).

Also seen the aeropresses but they seem like a faff so standard cafetiere is fine for me.

>>220713759
that's the dream tbf, a machine where you just dump beans in the top and it shits out perfect coffee

excited to see what zingers you've got saved

>>220713725
From bean to cup, you fuck up

>>220713747
why are you getting bent out of shape about it, you don't like their world view so you're flipping it, that's not an attack it's just what the poors do

>>220713754
that's slave morality

>>220713795
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's slave morality

>>220713807
sc

COFFEE IS ANXIETY JUICE

>>220713669
Got a Sage Oracle or whatever it's called, with a touch screen. If I could go back I'd just spend the money on a separate grinder and espresso machine.

>>220713807
s

a glass and a half of poo in every bar

i like tea