Harry Belafonte edition
can you give a woman an embolism by blowing air in her fanny?
>>220718757
>>220718782Yeah
>>220718782yh
>>220718807>>220718790cool. now i know how to get rid of the mrs
Finally worked up the courage to ask: what exactly is this 'sex' you all keep talking about?
In America they have parm trees and beachs. We don't have it. Its not as sunny
Good afternoon
About to blockade my toilet
>>220718829Pop nob in fanny
>>220718838hey Ian. How's the missus?
>>220718841ive already done it. only chinese poos in and out
Donald Trump
>>220718835I saw a cabbage tree here recently and I was reminded of the south of England, and those look just like palm trees
>>220718852She died 3 years ago
>>220718745Do it. Just go to Mallorca on a cheap flight and get a nice little room somewhere on the coast. Beach all day, read books, bob around, try new food, sup cold ones all evening in cheap little bars and restaurants.
succumbing to the kebab
>>220718782seen some dude whistle into kenzie reeves' asshole and she lived
>>220718875Sounds fine in the day but grim in the evening sat on your own in a restaurant being an incel.
>healthcare, food, accomodation are essential human rights>everyone on earth should have their essential human rights protected by force >therefore the british government should give everyone on earth healthcare, accomodation, and food Am I understanding this right, is this the left's dream for Britain?
Yh
>>220718829gender innit
>>220718892Oh God the pain some people have to suffer, really puts issues like the rape gangs into perspective doesn't it
in america they dont say rorke. they call him rake
>>220718892genuinely don't think the bbc should be able to run stories of this kind
need foid to watch oneyplays worms compilations with
>>220718871Loose gust up the snatchSad business
>>220718939how about you stop being (l)one(l)y and get a girl to play with your worm
>>220718942I don't understand what you mean
>>220718892Why would anyone care that people assume they can't speak a language?
well?
have you ever wondered what it'd be like if a woman's willy bum billy shagged your arse?
>1 in 6 people have a below 85 IQ>Will have difficulty with multistep reasoning>1 in 20 people have a below 75 IQ>Will have difficulty with abstract ideas (e.g., hypothetical thinking, complex cause/effect)Generalizing knowledge to new situationsReckon I'm probably around 80.Sick of this bastard small brain.
>>220718892Why is this an article? If I went to Kenya as a white man I’m pretty sure the locals would assume I don’t speak Swahili because I’m white, I don’t care
>>220718985https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qWCBlUPohGw
b b biomass!
>>220718985bait
reckon if i lose my marbles the first thing im likely to do is get my knob out in public and be slashed across the face to mark me as a nonce. i can only pray the social or hospital can protect my rights. thats all any of us can really do that situation.
>>220718973probably because she can’t actually speak the language
leftypol buying pragmatarorke buying opus: prism peak
>>220719018holy moly you got me 200 IQ 69D chess lord
>>220719059not you, the guy making the original post. but also you
>>220718892A perfectly reasonable assumption is not the same thing as oppression love.
I've learned my lesson, from now on I'm going to assume all black people speak every language on the planet including Welsh.
>>220719078I'm quite the bait
>>220719017(sick dubstep drop)
Spent my day off painting a wall
dont really know how to act around women since im a virgin who never hit any of the relationship milestones in school
>>220718892>"Bore da!">Oh I didn't realise you spoke Welsh, that's cool>"DID YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUME I CAN'T SPEAK WELSH!?"
were you good at any sports at school?
>>220718892So since there is only about 30 Welsh speakers who are black I should now assume every black person speaks it?
>>220719114yea
>>220719109now comes the reward. Watching it dry
>>220719110just go up to one and look them in the eye, give them a firm handshake and say 'hows it evening?'
>>220718892Where does the assumption that one can speak Welsh rank on Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
>>220719114noi was above average at gymnastics but that was all
>>220719137It is not as boring as people say it is
Respire: The young Black breathers redefining the face of British oxygen consumption
>>220719110concentrate on making money, it's the one commodity you can exchange for literally anything your could heart could desire, at a moment's notice
>above average at gymnastics
>>220719179this is exactly why i didn't pursue it
melania randomly bring up epstein again confirmed she's a captive wife who wants to take down her husband
going to try and troubleshoot my laptop again and if it doesn't work i'll throw it out the window
hey fodey you're so reem you make me cream inside my jeanshey fodey!
>>220719114Was in the rugby team for a little bit when we went on a massive run in the Daily Mail cup, got to the national last 16. Other than that I sporadically played for the football B team if we had a B team fixture, and weirdly they kept choosing me for hockey despite not playing it. Think we played one other school once a year for a couple of years.
please help me become confident around women please pleas epleaseeeeee
the gay lad at my work is married to another man but they haven't adopted any kids so i don't think he's one of those noncy gays
>>220719124Do you know how racist it is to use your white oppressors language to oppress black people, some of whom can barely even speak English?
you could diarrhea steamy logs of hangover poo down the throat of keir starmer, as long as the price was right
mumblatt gave me £200 for my birthdayspent £150 on sex toys and other wanking contraptions and the rest on booze which i shall be finishing tonight
>>220719228blud is married to a man :skull:
>>220719194Amer did this...
>>220719225I've tried helping people in this general and they spit on your help and throw it back in your face. Never again.
walking into the negro shop and clicking my tongue like a tribal nigga
im afraid i only have 400kcals remaining for the day
Morning team. Just getting up >>220719294
>>220719289that wasn’t me tho :(
>>220719295I believe in you lad, it's already 5PM
>>220719307>Just getting up >>220719294i always had you down as a bottom
>>2207192951180 for me
crackers when they found out smiling friend got canceled
Wonder what it's like to be smart.
remember when donating to africa was such a big deal and the charity zeitgeist and then it just isn't anymorewhat happened there
>>220719359It's alright
>>220719204Harvest the parts it's probably a software issue
>>220719369the africans are now next door
>>220719369We solved it mate, Africa's fixed now.
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
Odds foodEvens pooDubs sleep
>>220719369they still have adverts on TV
some people just need to be killed I think
>>220719369china bought everything they need
>>220719369Watching daytime TV is unbearable because they have adverts about blind African children every 15 minutes.
>>220719430with all the flies in their faces toowhy does this happen
>>220719369they just take it straight from your taxes now
/mug/ tonight inshallah
Harry Bellafortnite as it were
>>220719463because they can't see them?
tom scott looking seriously swole in his latest vid
>>220719369Speaking to LBC's Nick Ferrari at Breakfast, Fuse said that Band Aid had cost Africa trillions over the years, with the continent being seen as "high risk" as a result of the negative imagery.
>>220719484saw her getting shagged by an SWC
What a fucking class city
>>220719524fucking screeching
Africa just needs to be depopulated. Europeans would've done this if we had the exterminationist ethos of our Aryan ancestors.
>>220719524>>220719545its over>The Chase 'halts filming with future of TV show uncertain' as Bradley Walsh is freed up for new role amid Strictly Come Dancing rumourshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-15725367/The-Chase-halts-filming-ITV-Bradley-Walsh-Strictly-Come-Dancing-rumours.html
>fucking screeching
>>220719502Big bla…
it's time
>>220719592sre
>>220719592fucking screeching
>>220719611do a ghomer one
giwtwmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775866956462461.webm
>>220718923Why does that article make you think about rape gangs? I really think you should leave your bedroom once in a while
>>220719595?
>>220719627no
>>220719634he be plap plapping yo mama while you be peekin x
gonna have a comfy evening of Animal Crossing New Leaf on my comfy 3DS :3
>>220719645Just what comes into my mind when I see her
>>220719637>that's mint, i'll have to show this to my /brit/ friends
>>220719670tranny
Conjoined twin Walsh Farage can't hurt you...
>>220719691sre
>>220719637Been doing yoga for over a year now and still nowhere near flexible enough to do this. What a fucking rip off
you have to flip a coinheads you get 1 billion poundstails you have to post in the family group chat exactly like you post in /brit/would you flip the coin?
>>220719743give it time. one day you could be sucking off your 50 year old dick
scromiting>>>/gif/30513514>>>/gif/30513524
>>220719643The absurdly low journalistic priority that the article represents made me think of relatively high journalistic priorities to compare it to, and the rape gang disaster was the first that came to mind.Why does the mention of pedophile rape gangs make you get so defensive?
>>220719690Why
>>220719800Dunno mate just does
>>220719825Strange
>Beds beds beds beds beds!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZN8TzCwAY
>>220719784You mean it's going to take me 14 more fucking years? Ok so definitely worth it
>>220719840For you maybe. For me, it's just another Monday evening
>>220719877For you maybe I'm a big guy. For me it's just the masketta man.
bart
>>220719797So unless something is worse than rape gang scandal it’s not allowed to be reported on in the news according to you?
>>220719637actually horrific
whats brits favourite pokemon?
>>220719874lots of other benifits of yoga. plus you'll have a good party trick
>>220719763dont have a family group chat haha so only a winf or me
>>220719893
saw some on the way home
>>220719712nah
>>220719959:)
I've been putting ink in my parrots water bowl.
>>220719959the good kind or the other kind?
>>220719914he loves his teddies
>>220719984reckon hes ever shagged one?
>>220720005Shopper Bear has seen and experienced unspeakable things.
:)
I'm just a fat smelly little man
>>220719914>>220719984
Actually shitting myself about going to this board game meetupWhat if I'm the only one alone? What if there's loads of trannies and other freaks there?
>>220720063he's seen too much
>>220720000Oh no.
Can only cum to women downing wine glasses full of arse piss
>>220720000What about sex
>>220719637Going back in time and showing this to tim berners lee to stop the Internet
>>220720100feel good about typing this out?
>>220719922No, that's very obviously not what I said. And if it was, it wouldn't be as bad as saying nobody should ever bring up the rape gangs, which is what your response actually implies.
oh my days what an unc
Robin parsons
Another timmong meltdown LMAO
>>220720121Blud uses YouTube music
>>220720100i can only cum to deepthroat
>>220720088don't like when acknowledges the camera instead of vacant staring in two different directions
>>220719502She perfect
poo smells strangely metallic today
>>220720137no one is melting down
>>220720089Please respond
Anyone got the full list of tim's teddies?
>>220720162if you eat charcoal your poo turns black
tranny's popped his head in has he?
>>220719984Nothing is more pure than a man’s love for his teddy bear
>>220720137I would enjoy both but as you're a fan of seaside mark, I must hate him, as I hate you.
>>220720152the vile cowards made him leave his room the other day>>220720089what do you have to lose? if it's not good, oh well
>>220720000Not usually into those of the darker persuasian myself but I had to sidle my way past a 6ft+, very dark and sculpture like African lady as I exited the bus today. VERY ample bunda with wide hips, I think each of her bumcheeks may have been bigger than my head, but the cherry on top was that her legs were so long that her bunda was properly at the level of my torso. I imagine that if my penis was fully hard and standing straight up, the tip might not quite have reached her bumhole. Got rather horny thinking about trying to mount her like she were a glorious mare, having to essentially climb her in order to pump breathlessly into her pussy like a jackhamer until I spewed my White cum all inside her African womb. Honestly? I would sacrifice my White genes for her, sometimes you see a specimin that is just that worthy. Very rare.
>>220720152good lads those mental health workers. not taking a chance
>>220720100did a wank to a legal porno at the weekend where a lad creampied her arse and a second lad stuck his willy in but didn't cum and instead gave her a piss enema she drank
>>220720137why do you like this dole tosser so muchI dont get itwhat's the angle
You lot would've loved Mousey
>>220720204he is not a happy chappy!
>>220720223You are severely unwell
>>220720178
>>220720209wanking to this post
>>220720223
>>220720240miss that old sky remote
>>220720100Well that's nice and I like that too but you should expand your interests a little bit- have you tried scat?>>220720223CorrpengI'd reccoment the arse pissing into that tranny Natalie Mars but it's nigger piss so unfortunately not as good as it could have been.
>>220720287Seek professional help
>>220720240wonder who's living in his old flats now
>>220720253You can't wank to my post I didn't give you consent. That's rape.
got the new tom scott on
>>220720310Shall cut my balls off as penance.
thoughts?
>>220720314You just know he gets pegged by BBC dildos.
>>220720337he's a shagger actually mind your mouth
>>220720330Bradders is half-Scottish
the names gout, gout, gout
>>220720330Religion is the only way a man his age can retain such a childlike and exuberant outlook so I'm not suprised.
You guys are too silly
>/R9K/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Seasidemark’. 3619 results found.>/Int/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Seasidemark’. 4555 results found.Also>/Int/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Timothy Byrne’. 1532 results found.So not only is seasideMARK mentioned more on /Int/, he's also mentioned about 3 times more than Tim is LMAO. Timmongs won't recover from this
do gay lads kiss?
>>220720339
>>220720138Youtube music is unironically the best music streaming app because it has fucking everything. Spotify is only good if you have normie mongo taste as your entire repertoire. Also good for storytapes and podcasts. Also gives you a bunch of features for reg Youtube because it's tied in with Premium.
>>220720362>Unless ye become as little children, then you shall not enter the kingdom of heaven
>Religion is the only way a man his age can retain such a childlike and exuberant outlook so I'm not suprised.
>>220720375no one gives a fuck you fetid tranny freak
>>220720375Remove your mentions of mark and try again
>>220720391How was that a fedora post?
>How was that a fedora post?
>>220720375not a thing no matter how much you spam it, you wretched man
>>220720434screaming at this gif
You lads do realise 'childlike' is a compliment? It doesn't mean the same thing as 'childish'.
>>220720395>>220720410>>220720444Back to /Britfeel/ with your forced cringe gimmick timmongs
>>220720417LOL...reminds me of Diego........
having a wank chat with a croatian lad on reddit about taylor swift taking bbc
>>220720458Concession accepted
Rorke on a benderLeftypol on paid menstrual leave
>>220720470Genuinely so grim
>>220720434that is very impressive if its real
>if its real
Gonna chug some cough medicine for the lols
>>220720458ok tildehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/!!DA%2B9yVbG2KT/
>>220720458Back to the men's toilets with your ugly man face
For me it's the StG 44
>atheists trying to co-opt the fedora meme that everyone still remembers was always used to poke fun at euphoric fedora tipping reddit atheistsNice try
>>atheists trying to co-opt the fedora meme that everyone still remembers was always used to poke fun at euphoric fedora tipping reddit atheists>Nice try
>>>atheists trying to co-opt the fedora meme that everyone still remembers was always used to poke fun at euphoric fedora tipping reddit atheists>>Nice try
Mental how at 3pm a stampede of er, women, with lithe legs, wide hips and obviously nice arses in thigh high skirts all swarm the streets, usually with big boobs bouncing, and we all just have to collectively ignore it. It's incredible social conditioning against the instincts of man.
>>>>atheists trying to co-opt the fedora meme that everyone still remembers was always used to poke fun at euphoric fedora tipping reddit atheists>>>Nice try
awful sequence of postsjust dreadful
>>220720602this was 1 day into Covid's self-isolation making it all about himself!
>>220720608vybz kartel wouldn´t approve of your flagrant homosexuality
nobody:not a soul:not even the albanians:japanese leftypol: open bawdas naow!15th century craftsman:rorke working at an MLB game: hotdoooooogs, get your hotdooooogs
>>220720541>>220720568>>220720575>doubling down after being exposed and humiliatedoof
wrong VPN mouldie
heatherpaedo putting on a french vpn to be more like ziedyhe has been utterly mindraped lol
>>220720636was anyone genuinely fooled by this pic?cunt looks like he's laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-OgkNgxm3k
>>doubling down after being exposed and humiliated>oof
say thank you Mr Starmer
someone post the pic of the two fat incels calling each other crodie already
>>220720691Sir Nuke Builder
>>220720644>mentions Albanians Yeah I should buy some cheap coke
Hahahaha
>>220720505>only 6000 posts on r9k>18,000 posts herewhy couldn't he have stayed over there
>>220720737That isn't me
>>220720732remarkable videoremarkable post
>>220720728posting pictures of kids on 4chan means you are winning
>>220720732Excellent
>>220720732screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>220720759s
>>220720728Look how happy they are to be among loved ones. Now go look in a mirror.
mum banned me from poo screaming
reckon you can cook tofu in the ovenberg?
any video games kicking about
>>220720759remember when heatherrefuse tried to make a chad AI versionwhat a sad cunt
>>220720828probably
They're just doing a wee gay-cuckold-paedo ERP session folks, hopefully it stops soon
>>220720828pragmata in 3 days
>>220720844oh alrightthanks
MIGRATE at #310>>220718776>>220718776>>220718776
>>220720856/v/ is going to be illegal for a while
>>220720866nobody loves youhence why you spend every christmas talking about sex on 4chan
bit early that. janman, your thoughts?
>>220720541>>220720568>>220720575hahah, done him!
>>220723731Yes *starts clapping *
>>220723731rorke sent to the shadow realm
