Arcangelo Corelli EditionPrevious >>220712515
At the gym
Archangel
La Fecalia non avrà le mie ossa
I deserve a mommy like this
Let me be emphatic. You need to take your black ass across Charles Street where it belong.
A slot for night shift's opened up at my job. I'm tempted to fill it since it'd be less work overall with higher pay but I'm not sure want to fuck up my sleep schedule.
Pbs all around
>He not be Warren anymore, cher. He become l'ange du mort. De ANGEL of death
>>220722310Oh Giusè Comme staje, tuttapost?
>>220722339take the night shift brojust sleep 5 or 6 hours when you get home and wake up and have the whole day ahead of you
>>220722369my favorite x man
>>220722442Me too
cumpies
>>220722396No they offered me 770€ net/month for a full time apprentship Thinking about doing 2-3 months to pay for my IELTS and then bail, suckers
Just flossed and it smelT rancid asf
>>220722481Apprentice in what? I though you said you'd gotten an office job
>>220722527Pizza baker
Would you rather suck a trillion dicks or
>>220722549Candlestick maker
>he didnt deny the accusationethiopian poster is fk
sheeeeeshsome of you guys really need therapy
Antoine, cavalier d'Bourdain
Sorry for contributing to the direness of the general with my awful post.
>>220722610Yeah that reaction made it sorta obvious, didn't it?
Addo sta Giusè, you can't just come and drop exposition like that and then just leave.
dubs and i have to tripfag
>>220722695we should collectively inform the mods
>>220722680Nobody accepts your apology. Get the F*CK OUT! NOW!!!!
Women
Talk about ww2and jews or something
This fucking underwear squeezing my balls like a vice
we need more gock talk
If you wantMore loveWhy don't you say so
>>220722819It's funny how nobody knows Romania and Thailand were Axis countries
I guess the Gatto Mammone finally got Giusè
>>220722837surf gock
I wonder why I would use an Ethiopian VPN to tell you guys I love womenI’ve never been ashamed to do that I feel hurt you guys would think of me that way
>>220722974Lay off the proxyfagging or your birthday celebration in /cum/ will be cancelled next month
>I feel hurt you guys would think of me that wayNever forgetNever forgiveJustice for that little girl
>>220722527Yes?
Make more posts about David O'Shoes
>>220723050What's all this then?
>>220723050qrd
>>220723075"Apprentice" is usually associated with some kind of manual labor
Sneakers O'Toole
>>220723140Wanna fight about it
>>220723140Take of those shoes
Who's the coolest Millenial
>>220723121>>220723123FK, in his asian gf/asian feet era posted pics of him stealing some little girls birthday gift in the german general and got doxxed which eventually lead to his gf leaving him
The local burrito shop says it has coke on the soda machine but it tastes like store brand cokeCan I sue for false advertising
>>220723170David O'Shoes
*points at you*GO SHAWTY ITS YA BIRTHDAY!
>>220723173My word, I see why his Taiwanese gf dumped his ass for a Canadian
Shut the fuck up you cringe fucking losers
>>220723170Zyzz
>>220723170William Shatner
>>220723050is that really FK?
there was a trend in US /tv/ starting with Twilight that tried to subvert horror villains and make them into just regular people and overelaborate their banal regular US citizen daily routine of turning into Mr. Hyde or w/e, and I guess that first started with Buffy. It was a shit trend! No good horror came of that!
>>220723196Ripose in pace
>>220723170sam hyde
cummies constructing elaborate conspiracy theory lore about namefags like Jason is the alter ego of Brian who in a past life was the son of Spinny
>>220723204In the flesh
>>220723173lol >>220723204Umm she’s Indonesian sooo nope?!
>>220723186I'm not a nigger. We do not sing such vulgar crass tunes on our birthdays. It is not befitting white culture to act in such a manner
Looking over the 3DS and the DS libraries. The DS is overall much stronger. It mimics the PSP vs PS Vita library issues, but the 3DS still has a much bigger library than the Vita, perhaps the most underutilized console of all time.
>>220723230Jason is really just the mayor of Chicago shit posting gayly on 4chan
>>220723237can i say he's a good looking fella? also, im surprised he posted so much personal stuff
>>220723170Kim Jong-Un
>>220723230Shit is so cringe
Holy fucking shit on my balls
>>220723257I had a 3ds and vita and played on my vita more
>>220723230Real /cum/bros know Spinny WAS a genuine foid not just Jason or Brian LARPing
>>220723266You can be as gay as you want. He is also inventor of the uh-oh stinky meme and it turns out he was a substitute teacher as well and his students outed him
>>220723272Is he a milennial?
>>220723287I use my Vita more too. Because of the OLED screen I use it for basically anything that isn't a ds or 3ds game. The only reason I use the 3ds is to get both the screens for ds games.
>>220723127Internship theb, even doegh we are talking about some medieval italian guild kind of thing so apprentship is a better word for this archaic shithole
I have been having trouble shitting
>>220723298None of this is real. You need to be committed to an insane asylum you're talking about the imaginary characters in your head again
>>220723170Markiplier
>>2207233021984 counts, yes. I actually initially wrote Literally Me but he's one year too old to be a millennial...
>>220723337Literally every single thing I've said is 100% factual and you need to lurk moar newfag
Erin "Sneakers" O'Toole
>saar everything I post is verified fact
>>220723358Nothing is factual or real online. People can post photos of randoms and claim it's somebody, doesn't mean anything
>>220723330Fiber, it's that simple. Up your fiber game.
>>220723330slow down on the coke bud
Fiber had a monthly router rental feeWhich made it total scam Impossible
Being a /cum/ lorekeeper is a thankless task, you will be treated with iniquity
>>220723298im not gay
>>220723419What do you want
>>220723419It's true...
>>220723419what year does your chronicle begin? who are the forgotten greats of the general?
Where have all the porn historians gone to?
While I’m flattered I’ll have to say that I am not the inventor of the uh oh stinkyI simply vocaroo’d the pasta and somehow it found its way outside cum and became a global viral phenomenon on YouTube!!
>>220723436Look at how they treated the lorekeeper anon in this very thread
she rubbin my gutim fuckin her butt
Anybody remember when le monopoly man and FK fought to the death?anybody remember alex shores?anybody remember el haitANO?
>>220723467But how would you wish to be treated
>>220723450>who are the forgotten greats of the general?I liked our Mexican personalities of yore. Cara, "Rate me", Bajachan... All those anons lost in time, like tears in the rain.
>>220723504I don’t even remember that myself!
anybody remember the anon who always asked people for pictures of their thighs and then saved them and had a big folder of pictures of thighsanybody remember that fat autistic jew who printed out pictures of poland ball and cum tributed them before poland ball became a reddit meme
>>220723504I only remember the haitiANO but I stopped using /cum/ from like 2020-2023 so I missed everything in there
>>2207235662020 - 2023 was goshcel, jason, and zazzzlate 2022 was when mousey first arrived
Why are you not doing backflips to get with women?
surf rock sneakers o'toole gock
arbyssashyfists of flamesclackzandothat chilean whorethat mexican with that cat tumblr
>>220723588Seems like I didn't miss much
some of the pics in my /cum/ folder are over 10 years old...a decade of cum...
>>220723610im 500 lbs
>>220723619iceland lain
>>220723663sventhe danethe swedish dykemaple
>>220723654Roll like dark souls
>>220723646Lol same
Why is it that the fixed chest press machine is so much easier than doing dumbbells or barbells
pooman420vapeman
>>220723663>lainThat nigga would kill the thread with his gimmick. I'm talking dead until it archived. I don't think anyone else could do that.
does anyone remember the german poster who was doxed and exposed as a zoophile
>>220723737The pulleys and gears take a lot of the weight off versus freeweights
>>220723700i meant if i get dubs you idiot
Trump is invading Hungary because Zelensky stole the election
You will watch the epic conclusion to fishtank season 5
>>220723801I wanna invade Cuba
/pol/ is making fun of magatrannies again
>>220723822Oh yeah?
>>220723829I'm convinced half of those pol posts are botsLike there's something inauthentic about that board
>>220723771It's just one hinge though, ai says it's because the machine is just one fixed path so you don't use any strength in stabilizing
>European shows up>DID YOU GUYS HEAR WHAT /POL/ SAID TODAY?>I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HASSAN AND ASMONGOL HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE!truly a mind broken continent
>>220723739poopoopeepee anon as well
>>220723848stop being paranoid /pol/ is the most organic board on 4chan
>>220723848Yeah it's full of glowie bots from various state govs and islamists now
>>220723895Who is this?
>>220723801the Slovenian right wing is publicly known to have been funded by Orban, and they're just about to assemble their first government in 18 years. It's a weird sitch.
Remember when Goshcel posted his spread arse
>>220723880The US is the only country that exists in the world, everyone else is just in various orbits around you.
>>220723933It's true... but sometimes it gets lonely...
Serial Experiments Lain
My coffee maker broke so I drink tea now. I quit drinking coffee.
>>220724013sigma boy type shi
>>220723933Hitlers fault btw
>>220724061Soviet Russoid incompetence is probably a more relevant factor
>>220723933Yes
Well?
>>220724201Once Germans learn how to build a car that doesn't destroy itself merely from starting I'll believe you're actually a nation of smart people
>>220724236Blumpf completely shitting the bed with the Epstein stuff and now Iran will make everyone forget how terrible the woke era was...
>>220724102Europe would still be relevant if it wasn't for funny mustache man going ape.
>>220724352Which funny mustache man though? There are two
Europe would be relevant if they didn't go all in on the hyper-woke gay shit
>>220724352He only went ape because of the results of World War One as it wasthougheverbeit, which is coincidentally the single biggest factor in Europe declining.
He deleted it
Keep getting put onto dogshit teams in halo because of the stupid matchmaking "balancing" now I constantly lose games with a score like 30 - 100 and I'm at the top of my retarded teams scoreboard every game
Blaniacs we are so back. I am crying tears of joy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3NmMKfl3Ic&list=RDB3NmMKfl3Ic
>>220724438HMMMMMMMMMWhat is the common denominator here?????Oh thats right... ITS YOU!!!
>>220724438It's like in High School when the gym teacher would put you on the useless kids team to try and balance them at your expense.
Europe would relevant if it wasn't Europe
>>220724438I stopped playing shooters because of the forced 50 matchmaking that became popular many years ago. Give me Halo 3 matchmaking again, all randoms all the time. Every match shouldn't be a sweat to force the 50% win rate.
>>220724266You just don’t have the refined European hands needed to operate one
Plan for the rest of today1. workout2. call back staffing agency and apply to random jobs3. browse /cum/ for 12 hours straight while alternating between other social media, perhaps have a cheeky masturbation session
https://newrepublic.com/post/208997/netanyahu-trump-reports-every-day-iranpowerful
installed counter strike after a three year hiatus of only playing casual and single player games. got my punk ass handed to me. getting 50 fps on the new engine didnt help none either
>>220724670I like how modern journalism is just trying to get the most click-baity headline possible lol
>>220724719journalism was never good, except for maybe gonzo journalism because it recognized that journalism sucks
>>220724745Long form journalism was alright but that's pretty much dead now except that millennial-coded infographic slop you see online
why dose my peepee look like an elephant trrunk
>stock market upwe won
>>220724416The Great War was inevitable WWII was not
>>220724833I wish I had enough money to play that game
>>220724833>literally just shot down the treaty iran wanted and instigated his own blockade>S&P 500 jumps, making up earlier losses, as investors bet Trump will get an Iran peace deal>THIS TIME FOR SUREwe need to nuke wallstreet
Whose gonna drive ya home.... Tonight
>>220724860QUIT EATING AVOCADO TOAST AND YOU CAN OWN A HOUSE IN 10 YEARS
>>220724866you lost paco
>>220724889i'm not going anywhere tonight
>>220724889it was the Prince song that Prince was simply too black to write
>>220724948youre getting drafted, goyim
>>220724836WWII was inevitable after WWI, especially after France decided to try and buckbreak Germany and the Soviet Union was looming on the edge without a counterweight.
>>220724981never happeningyour chicano brothers might die tho lol
>>220725032what do you mean its not happening?
Do i mog you?
>>220725077Arm mog, yesI height mog you though
>>220724973This guy gets it >>220724955You should be ashamed
Why are you not watching the fishtank live finale?
Hey guys. Peter Thiel here.
>>220725159looks like the guy from lcd soundsystem
>>220725159Im just ahhhhhhnot gonna watch it.I know, I know, he pays you nothing to shill it here and you do it for free, but Im not watching your slop
>>220725070Those aren't drafted soldiers
>>220725077Hard to tell but probably not
>>220725164Never heard of him, cool pic
>>220725188You will buy the season pass
>>220725208
>>220725248That's not what the selective service isAnd that bill to automate it was long before the Iran warStop consuming social media misinformation
i twink tummy mog you all
The Kremlin aren't sending their best
>>220722352Yeah its true, sis. You're hideous just give up already. Cover your face while you're at it.
>>220725266
>>220725237Also don't mind the scars I got mauled by a bear
>>220725077hella incel vibes from u
>>220725112How tall are you
I find it easier to eat during the day, and then eat before bed. I find it hard to fall asleep when hungry but if I’m awake and doing stuff I can ignore it.
>>220725299Do you think selective service is a new thing? It is not the draft. We have been over this so many times This information is a Google search away
>>220725070>>220725248>>220725299I was forced to sign up for selective service when I turned 18 under the Obama administration You're a dumb brown person with no father
>>220725332Brazilian looks to be about 5'7-5'8 in that picture relative to the water bottle and his shoe size, I am a 5'11 king of the Manlets so he is one of my subjects
>we adjusted the draft age, never denied using a draft if necessary, and we're sending tons of personnel to iran, but its a nothingburger
>king of manlets>5'11king of the insecures
You know the thing about conspiracy theories is that their goal is to protect the theorist's fragile narcissistic ego in the face of too much evidence pointing at him being nothing special intellectually.
The most important thing one must learn during his life is how to die well.
now spinning
Another one of my subjects indirectly replied to me, the Manlet King
Negro blueshttps://youtu.be/ZFUxrJ3urRs
>>220725443
>scan through board>filter 10-20 dogshit threads>open a few thread tabs>30-100 automatically hidden posts>close thread after 5-15 seconds of scrolling>repeatWhy am I still here
>>220725446in your chair?
>>220725500#Addicted
Imagine using filters
>>220725500this is /cum/ why ARE you here
>>220725414>we adjusted the draft age, never denied using a draft if necessary,The age for selective service remains the same. It is at 18 as it has always beenAnd it is still not the draft. You are misinformed
>>220725447Donald does kind of like China I think, not the communism so much but more like the nationalistic aspects I think
>>220725446>now spinning *soijack image* haha jkjk
>>220725531>And it is still not the draft.the picture I posted is literally off the selective service website
>>220725528I'm literally John Hancock, first signee of the declaration
just watched simpsons s12e05 "Homer vs Dignity"I liked it, Homer gets raped by a panda
How do you know if you have alcohol poisoning?
>>220725463dare I say he looks white
>>220725589lots of puking
>>220725589Limp dingus
>>220725556Selective service exists as a record to call up people in the event of an emergency where a could be called. It is not a draft and a draft has not been called since Vietnam . People have always had to sign up for it at 18. The bill automates the processNot sure where you get your information but this is all readily available m go read the wiki entry
Euros are like>Drumpf makes Americans die for Israel Meanwhile Europe is doing stuff like this for Ukraine
>>220725631blumpf is an egotistical retard whos destroying US foreign relations because bibi has him by the leash. He's already gone on record saying he doesnt care if we pay more at the pump. He could just as easily declare the draft an emergency as easily as he gets out of bed in the morning
>>220725575Nice, I'm about 7 episodes behind that one on my series rewatch. Simpsons really became "zany" around 1999-2000.
>>220725657This is not enforced idk why you keep reposting it
>>220725534>it shouldn't workwhy is that? it's basically the economic version of a zerg rush
Would you ever?
>>220725657Funniest part is as soon as a Dem gets back in the White House Euros (and Canada) go back to being happy lap dogs of the US and pretend none of this L'Empereur d'Orange business happened.
What are my bros up to today
>>220725665Trump did not create this bill retard the bill was proposed by congress to save costs by automating selectively service.Our military does not need a draft . Nothing you wrote has any relevance.
>>220725699No and your posts are consistently abhorrent, post abigail shapiro you cretin.
Got a job interview in 30 minutes
Driving with momstein and dogbertowitz back home and listening to sumerian history podcasts on the car radio.Ive been driving so much lately that a 4 hour road trip literally feels like nothing. Its gonna be nice to have some space to myself because i havent had my own room to sleep for about 6 weeks
>>220725711This is the Whitest clowngirl I have ever seen, the first one who isn't brown.
>>220725657 Israel supports Ukraine too, and yet you don't see people ever talking about that
>>220725714>Our military does not need a draftinteresting
My coworker just hit reply all to a department-wide email
>>220725730You’ll be great!
>>220725706I'd argue that one of the reasons Trump acts the way he does is precisely because of that.
There are so many DISGUSTING orange starbursts in this packet it is FUCKED UP!!!>>220725800Oof lol
>>220725589Your DPS goes to 0 and your abilities go on cooldown
>>220725786These are callers from people who are voluntarily enlisted, not people drafted because there isnt a draft Any more non sequiturs, disingenuous retard
>>220725786>histrionic redditors called in during Saint Fentanyl Floyd protests to avoid a draft o algoThat doesn't really help your case here
>>220725830>we wont need to draft people>uh those people in the military choosing not to deploy or quitting dont matteruh huh
im tired
>>220725855Im two weeks from now when there is no draft i expect you to make a public apology on /cum/
>>220725827Fun factIn world of warcraft drinking alcohol makes enemies appear 1 level lower per tier
>>220725589Icky pukers
>>220725855they signed a contractyou lostthere will never be a draftthe us military does not need a draftyour chicano brothers who signed up might die though lolnot my problem
>>220725876lmk in two weeks when gas prices hit $5/g all over the country how based Trump is for this 4 day marine expedition
>>220725913kek always calicanos (cucked and zogged btw) seething about gas prices
>>220725428the thing about conspiracy theories is that 70% of humans are perfectly fine being bent over a barrel by authorities and will not ask questions until there’s literally a boot coming through their front door.
>>220725855they normally get like 12 callers or a really low number, so a 1000% increase is nothing compared to the total number enlisted Do you know how basic math works? Or do I also need to explain that to you
>>220725932what makes you think I live in calipoornia?
>>220725913I didn't even say I support the Iran war. I just don't support people making up blatant bullshit / misinformation either
>>220725950>they normally get like 12 callers or a really low number
I bleed my front brake but it still feels underpowered and spongey. Maybe I just got used to the racing brembos on my other bike and forgot what dirt bike front brakes are like (unimportant)
>>220725984Its literally in the article you posted you dumb fuckPerhaps you should read the articles you post
>>220725959sure you don't senooooorit's always calicucks seething about gas prices2nd tier cuckoldry goes to leftist states like NY and IL
>>220725938and that has only happened in extreme 1984-type situations in the 1930's. Unless the gov't is gunning for you, they're still crooks and they can suicide you like they did that scientist in Britain over the Iraq war, the one in whose memory Radiohead guy wrote a very vague-sounding pop song in the end
Jesus.
>>220726001He's trolling dude
our enemies are suffering more than us and thus desperate for us to stop pouring salt in their wound
>>220725932Remember when Mark Hamill started praising IsraeI after this? I think the left has been caught by just as much surprise as the kosher conservatives have when it comes to how much average person has turned against lsraeI. A real wake up call for everyone.
Stop talking about politics.
>>220726002sure it is, champ
>>220726002How old is that. This is what I pay and I'm in the inland empire. Out in LA it's straight up $10 a gallon
I mog your whole fucking family 3 times over
>>220726038Janny, this anon just mentioned a forbidden topic!
>I'm in the inland empire.
Fuck circles and their urkelkin pets
>>220726001I'm reading the article and I dont see any mention of low numbers anywhere
>>220726037heh, I just watched Invincible where Hamill voices a stereotypical Jew, he does it so well, too
LA is worse
>>220726098me in the reflection
>>220726003>they can suicide you like they did that scientist in Britain over the Iraq warI remember a case of this journalist that punished some leaked military/nsa stuff and he mysteriously died in a car crash where his car just randomly accelerated...No doubt in my mind if you fuck with the state in any serious way they'll just wack you
What was the internet like before 2014
>>220726133HilariousHIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE
did nothing all day award
crazy how chicanos are poorer than blacks in california kek
>>220726133I used to browse the pre-2014 internet, until I took an arrow to the knee
>>220726133Much more free
Bet that EV looking juicy right now huh, you should've invested in it, there's still time gas prices ain't getting any cheaper
>>220726133slow, with too much Tom Fulp & lowtax
>>220726098Das rite. You white american trash will be forced to return back to the original 13 colonies, from where you should have never left to begin with.The west and south west belong to Mexico
>>220725886Obongo was the worst offender. Kept Gitmo opened, more middle east interventions, expanded the nsa.
>>220725706That's going to be about 10 years before that ever happens again hopefully the war is just over by then
>>220726133No jeets, unironically
>>220726133It was soooooo wild!
>>220726168what part of brazil are you from?
Working out is nice but it won't help you get bitches
Remember when the DNC murdered Seth rich?
>>220725719No she ugly
oh yeah, and there was WAY too much Channel Awesome...good lord
this is all just a ploy to get cancucks to stop being environmentalist sissies and become a gas station
>>220726215literally who?
>>220726175But he was BLACK, also he had style and dignity when he bombed random civilians and expanded the Patriot Act style mass surveillance state. Also did I mention he was BLACK?
OBOMBNA
>>220726175kek all those muslims in europe and it was le epic cool reddit black man who did it
>>220726221Year of the Spoony for real this time
>>220726227Poor guy can't remember 10 years ago
>>220726215Sorry that was DEBOONKED and we all know that nothing shady would ever happen in DC.
>>220726247I've watched most of that channel, I really like the spoony one
>>220726102>And, you know, you have to imagine relatively, right? You know, that’s a small percentage compared to the number of people in the military>So, how many people in the military do you think know about the Center on Conscience and War? Probably not that many. And so, while it’s a relatively small number compared to the hundreds of thousands of people in the militaryNo idea what was the original article but this was the one I read
Cum box social at the Barack Obama Presidential Center
>>220726244Sarkozy is black?
>>220726168When are you getting deported back to Sao Paulo?
>>220726272completely different article
>>220726297Sarkozy is actually Hungarian. It's funny how all of the famous people in France are never actually French
>>220726300Doesn't matter, the quote is from the same guy who runs this organization, and that is what he himself is admitting . It's a massive increase from the tiny number who normally call
>>220726271He was the only one with talent. Shame he went insano.
>>220726195This, women care about frame, fitness, and height much more than physique. If you don't have 3 of these things you're poison.I have 2 of these things and am an incel.
MIGRATE>>220722261
>>220726300You included the question mark in your ctrl f search lol reading comprehension isn't your strong suit i see >The Center on Conscience and War is reporting it has seen a spike in inquiries from soldiers>We’re joined by the group’s executive director, Mike Prysner
Use this for the new
>>220726324>quote is from someone else entirely>its from a democracy now podcast>my article is from one of virginia's biggest newspapers
>>220726379Foreigners can't make the new
>>220726383yep, completely different article. Good going, champhttps://www.pilotonline.com/2026/03/29/conscientious-objector-nonprofit-sees-1000-increase-in-calls-since-start-of-iran-conflict-all-of-them-are-scared-of-killing-people-in-a-war-they-dont-believe-in/
>>220726395>>quote is from someone else entirelyQuote is from the executive director of the exact same organization.
NEW>>220726442
non-foreign new>>220726443>>220726443>>220726443>>220726443
>>220726417and here he is specifying how its more then "a small jump from 12">tens of thousands of service members and their families who believe this is deeply wrong. You know, we haven’t just experienced a surge in calls, of inquiries, but a surge in people who have actually started the process of filing as conscientious objectors, which is a right to all service members to refuse to participate.
>>220726379>>220726450>>220726460Whoa mama
>>220726379>>220726450>>220726460
