>>220723747daughter seal
>>220723747classic stichup
roke
looool Spurs confirmed down
>>220723747i'd rayl her
>>220723775srer
>>220723785
/^(1|)\d{0,2}x(1|)\d{0,2}$/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by small file size filter;get them filtered
Started reading a new manga about a dude whose cum can reverse the effects of a zombie virus so he's about to go out shagging all the zombie girls
hot take. theres nothing wrong with being a burden on the state. the state will care for you. The states only care is for its citizens.id rather my funds go towards making people comfy than bombing kids in iran or doing Israel's bidding.
right well
>>220723778made my peace with it now. just not watching any football til we kick off in the championship cos it's a miserable watch. serves the board right tbqh.
>>220723821this is what women use to avoid me
>>220723838john mcaffee
nigga filtering small images
>>220723821*expands your thumbnail in paint*
>>220723856ruined by her piercings and braces
Why did they dub the sex noises in so many european pornos in the 2000s?I get the dialogue but imagine being a voice over artist and you have to make sex sounds for the dub instead of just letting the normal sound play.So odd.
>>220723764not a seal. that's a sea lion. idiot
>>220723856incels madly obsessed with this woman until the next 5/10 quirked chungus girl takes the spotlight
>>220723855wahey
Did you know all Hungarian schoolchildren have to learn this poem at school? I was today years old when I found this out
Mass migration is pushed by: >The Jews>The Catholics>The Church of England>Reformist Protestants >Left-wing activists>Global corporations>Immigration diaspora charity groups>UN initiatives >NGOs of every stripe and flavour >Smuggling gangs and human traffickers >Terrorist sleeper cells>Drug cartels There is no one single enemy. It's what makes mass migration the biggest issue of our times. Don't fall for quick easy scapegoats to complex problems where there are many many factions with an agenda in the mass movement of people from one place to another
>>220723821
>>220723874she doesn't have braces
*inspires endless seething from rorke*
>>220723716Yeah she looks fucked, maybe that was the final nail in the coffin.
>>220723821what do i do with this
she's got some grim moles on her face
Reports from Downing Street tonight that Rorke has been thrown of the Dartford Crossing
Just got called a walesi bardok
>I was today years oldreddit
>>220723913do it for the vine
>>220723886serves him right!
rorke runs the wing
rorke gets his cutie mark today
>>220723898>CatholicsOk unc
>>220723838Neets will love this
>>220723927stick it up your bumbum
>>2207239274chanxoptionsfilterimage dimensions
>>220723947um
hot take:poo
>>220723946top G
>>220723947įµįµ
When first produced, Shopping and Fucking received mixed reviews. Some were shocked by the play's sexually violent content, which includes the pseudo-rape of an underage male by other males.
wanna chat about flows tell a fella come see meboy you know im magic on the mic Houdini
>>220723955he looks like gout gout
>>220723966do you have anything for filtering gay porn posted by australians
Whatās the point
watched one food related video on youtube and now all my recommendations are like"CAN I SURVIVE ONLY EATING ALDI FOOD FOR A WEEK?????" yes you can
>>220723947what is a cutie mark
coffee time lads whos sipping a delicious coffee rn
>>220723973it's a bit out there m8 folks won't like it challenges popular opinion ecksetra but when you really get down to it you can't argue with it can you stands to reason
>>220724006you can do this solo
do a reverse Ramadan me where i only eat when the sun is up
>>220724019I am I AMnescafe gold 1 teaspoon sugar 1 teaspoon milk 1 splash
>>220724019nigga if you ever see me drinking coffee at 8pm you best blow my head smoove off because I have lost my damn mind
Ź³įµŹ³įµįµLEFTYPOL!!!!
>>220724051woke propaganda you can have coffee at any time
>>220724054Ian
>>220723936it does annoy me >>220723931you kiss them and tell her thats your favorite part
Mental how around the age of 28 life basically becomes a decision between how can I change this world and make an impact that shapes it in my image to how can I survive this place in peace and you don't realise it at the time
>>220724065not me if I have a coffee after about 10am I won't sleep
>>220723986the umqueen
Newtonās so-called āLaw of Gravityā is not a law at all. It is a mathematical description of observed falling and orbiting behavior that assumes an invisible pulling force acting at a distance with zero mechanism ever demonstrated in a lab. It predicts numbers but explains nothing. Einsteinās ātheoryā then piles on by claiming mass magically bends invisible spacetime fabric, again with zero direct evidence, just more equations that conveniently match the same observations while requiring dark matter, dark energy, and 95% of the universe to be invisible fairy dust to avoid total failure.
got to go record vocals all day on thursday which is hard on the ol' throat so i'm doing me singing practice aren't i
>>220724073fucking shit screaming
dtfic piling in on the distorted bradders gimmick I see
>>220724095what kind of music? are you in a band?
>>220724006i have never had a gf or had sex
>>220724123gimmick death rattle
Gravy's good tonight
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>>220724126prefer not to say
>>220724093>zero direct evidencehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein_ring
>>220724126Gay music for gay people
Another "mighty moment" that Sierz attributes to the development of in-yer-face theatre is the real-life murder of James Bulger, who was only two years old when he was abducted, tortured and killed by two ten-year-old boys in 1993. Sierz states that this was "arguably a key event" of 1990s culture.
screamink
only works in chrome
>>220724164thats fine :) >>220724172I like gay music
>>220724172close
bed time for me soon
>>220724170that is mental wtf
>>220724174Some cunt on here dressed up as him for halloween lol
>>220724209we call it beddy bo bo's around these parts
atheists be like>evolution save the king!
>>220724226POO POO SCREAMING
>>220724226classic
>>220724234sc
FREE MY NIGGA!FREE MY NIGGA!
>>220724214you hate me and want me to die
>>220724226the british george floyd
>>220724267
13 Apr. 1664Did a massive poo today. Arse is in tatters. Had soup for tea.
>haha I donāt believe in your stupid sky daddy!! I donāt believe in silly magic!! so who created the universe?>oh it umā¦ it came from nothingright.
A toast! A toast to the fine gents posting here this evening!
>>220724226What do people like this doAs in how do they live their livesBloke goes to prison for a couple of years for a daft day out, doesn't seem like some sort of career criminal, just a rogue, how does he exist and what is his life like when he gets out?
actually Bradford is the current hub of musical talent in this country
>>220724333vast majority of them end up reoffending in a few years and go back for longerthe rest become dole scroungersand a very small percentage successfully rejoin society
>>220724308begging for a gervaising
you should be able to identify birds by their songif you cant you should be deported
just remembered the christcuck randomly talking about interracial sex yesterday after being btfo
>>220724333Goes back to being a dole scrounger?
Why is the UK like this?
Honey is on the autistic spectrum
A fine walk was had with dogberg.
>>220724380he deffo posted here or brit/pol/
When you walk into a dog nutter's house, you can immediately smell their dog. Doesn't matter if it's a small dog or a large dog, a small house or a large house, it stinks. Even if the dog nutter cleans the house thoroughly, it still stinks. Sometimes it's a mild smell, sometimes it's a smell so strong you can almost puke from it. These dog nutters are so used to this disgusting smell they don't notice it anymore. No sane person would want to live in such stench.
>>220724380a real nigga emerges and the woke media call it autism :/
>>220724333he'll start a tiktok account doing racist reviews of ethnic food establishments and get millions of followers
>>220724308why does it have to be a who?
the bloke at the protests who got hit in the head and bollocks with bricks was sentenced to two and a half years
>>220723986how long have mulattos existed in the states and never yet captured the hearts of the people like hapas
heatherpaedo returns
The title, "You'll Have Had Your Hole", is a play on the expression "You'll have had your tea", a joke about Edinburgh's middle class supposed attitudes, implying a tightness in a host's attitude towards a guest. It means, "You're getting nothing for free here". The phrase 'get your hole' is slang for having sex.
>>220724422he's got one and a half bollocks now
>>220724420ziedy logged off a few hours ago mate
christian larp didn't get any replies so he's bringing out the AI generated blacks
Remember when Nick Lowles of Unite Against Fascism made up that a muslim woman had been subject to an acid attack by white men in Middlesborough causing a small riot by local musllims there during the 2024 unrest and nothing happened to him legally
back from france already
Mousey tipped an upset tonight!
>>220724435fuck off finngol
>i'm a reddit atheist>and I'm a 4chan christian>and together we are>BUILDING WELLS IN AFRICA>BUILDING WELLS IN AFRICA
oh my days immediate banbased
literally me
remember BBCC? whatever happened there?
>>220724475this is why i have the highest council tax in the region
>>220724492clive went off the rails
>>220724464neoliberal speed
*clears throat*
>>220724507sc
>>220724468Mr. Bean didn't say that
>>220724491fucked how she wasnt in the ending chapter. dead and forgotten
John Honey will never looksmax-
>>220724507Don't like how the nose tips down like that. Makes it look retarded.
>>220724507sad how it crashed that time
Whair am ah! Somebody! Get me fuckin oot ay this!Help ays! Some cunt! See when ah git oot ay here somecunt dies! Ah'm fuckin well tellin yis! Yis dinnae ken whaeyis'uv fuckin well goat here! Dex Murray!AhVe fuckin well done nowt!What dae yis want wi me? Ah ken the fuckin rules ay thegame! Ah sais nowt! AhVe always kept ma mooth shut!Laney...Laney.
Rupert Lowe will save us
>>220724582dont worry la, JD will come to the UK to stump for him and Restore will win negative seats
>>220724582I liked So It Goes but Cruel to Be Kind was overrated
rupert highe
If he makes a mistake he'll be Bloopert Lowe
>>220724600
>Your Party Scotland over as leadership resigns en masse >All 12 members of the interim Scottish executive had resigned and said they will start a rival party to Jeremy Corbyn's outfit
>>220724600can't believe there are people that unironically believe this
I was antisemitic before it was cool
Sir Depop Stalker
/brit/ has papa_lardo energy
>>220724680erotic
grrr Ireland exists!
Manchester Police are on the hunt for a drag queen who robbed a local store. They say he's a local man with a Wigan address.
>220724713
Don't want to go to work tomorrow or indeed any day after
>>220724682it's natural state here in my cunt
>>220724729has thee any bisto
>>220724680yeah thats the shit
WHAT'S THE WORST THING I CAN SAY THING'S ARE BETTER IF I STAY
How about them spurs then?
>>220724680>>220724753>>220724771>>220724774actual indian brained porn addict retarded black beasts
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
>>220724793fucking yeeping
facebook marketplace be like "selling car, only has an oil leak"
>>220724793Thanks for your input, Gordon Munguluruwulu of the Bamwabalilipul tribe
rape nigger howling
>>220724729sc
rorke waiting for his fried rice at the local Chinese when suddenly some triad guys come in
>>220724729good one
Limp Bizkit Nationalism
>>220724854fuck off kunley
>>220724847>we've been uh rooking for yewr lolke
>>220724821if youre getting sent into a gooner trance from a woman showing 5cm of skin and then think thats worth posting you genuinely need to be subjugated enslaved and raped to death
>>220724847used to make Chinese fried rice frequently but I started gaining weight fast
getting watsapp verifications for my email so it looks like someone messaged me on watsapp and therefore i have a timestamp from today
rorke running from the triads because he owes them Ā£1000
>>220724825
>>220724874>women can't be attractive if they're clothedlay off the petrol, sir huffington ghost
the actual original origin story for lex luthor being a villain is that he went baldno joke
feeling twee
buerger is a form of food
aussie posters are absurdly overratedtheyāll post the most basic shit and get multiple idiots yerpling scarming churtwling!!! in the replies
>>220724771>>220724774built for john honeycock
>>220724933scrubling
>>220724793bloody well bugger off
>>220724923was out with a bunch of girls at the weekend and they were all talkinga bout how they're into choking but not strangling, what makes an orgy and orgy, and how men wanted them to piss on themand there i am40 year old virgin incel freak who has never been on a date let alone had sex lol
nigga fart porn
how does one find a older man to goon with
>>220724915same as rorke innit
I don't bloody think sharia allows it
>>220724966>acoward
i'm gonna whack off to some pornos dude
Report the parasite. He has no right to post here. If you do not you are complicit in his lunacy.
>>220724308timelord Zurvan created the universe
>>220724985sharia don't like it
>>220724963>40 year old virgin incel freakhaha like that film
>was out with a bunch of girls>incel freakYh ok mate
https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Twee
um heathermong... those images are a bit gay
>>220724983hi
the rspod sub is so pleased with itselfbunch of boring norms in denial
>>220724820get the oil sump replaced
thinking about getting old and it's depressing who wants to be some 50 year old geezer honestly
>>220725055sounds like /brit/
>>220725045you are too far
Worry if I take my meds my gf will disappear
>>220725029reckon one of the baby ones could beat up a regular catberg
>>220725079What about now?
manchester > londonsimple as
wish beer didn't have so many caloriesi got damn love beer bros
Oh and to the guy that messaged me and said hey you know the bits done no it's not it's never done homie you're Caltech education ain't never going to help you bro And if any of y'all believe that this right here happened and this was this is the actual you know splashdown if y'all think that this happened you are sophisticatedly impaired in the mind my four-year-old could point out the fakeness in this in every bit of it but let's just goes to show you how your indoctrination has stuck because there are people that will actually go and fight somebody about this I know cuz I've had people physically threaten me you know because I am I'm a flat earther and we haven't left the firmament and I'm a firm believer of that and nobody will tell me any difference I mean you can try to I used to believe that we lived on a globe and that we went to space and and all this other crap but as you get older and you see the discrepancies in their lies you can't help but call them out on it but for those who are still asleep and firmly believe that this is something that we have actually done can I borrow some money then to pay for my ocean front property in Arizona
>>220725055subcultures dedicated to something 'cool' always start to act like caricatures of it especially as normtards start getting involved
mad how western China is so sparsely populated. might buy myself a hundred acres and start a nice goat farm
>>220725009niamh
diabolical thread lads. really, a new low in /brit/ history
>>220725055i would shag dasha rotten desu
>>220725132mad how that mad includes lands that are not China
>>220725132yeah good luck "mate"
fuckass bitch
>>220725147...yh
>>220725132heihe
chinese rorke hanging up his lampshade hat after a long day in the rice paddies
>>220725190rampshade hat
aaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>220723787>>220723789>>220723790>>220723814I'm seeing double here, sixteen krusties
>>220725183stogie alert
remember my mate in school writing his personal statement and trying to make league of legends sound like a worthwhile hobby>hand-eye coordination and teamwork
i am in love with jewish girls
>>220725190Japanese leftypol telling his friends that Koreans and Chinese are people tooJapanese rorke killing a whale
no one: not a soul:rorke:leftypol:/brit/:lolke: me ruv you rong time
this stupid fucking vape for some reason makes a car engine sound when you drag
>>220725243stopped vaping myselfon the pouches now
>>220725243dont understand why people vapewhy cant you just learn to raw dog your down time
summerstein soon
>>220725213least mentally ill race mixed person
>>220725055isn't that a splinter sub?the mainstream sub is just a simulator of old twitter highlights with the heat dialed down and less algorithm
>>220724308posted this yesterday you tedious little worm of a man
normal people: flip YES! i love this diveristy, so much yummy food!rorke: NOOOOO IM A VIRGIN FREAK AND THIS IS GENOCIDErasheed: i have many children and they are more british than rorke because rorrke is of irish heritage
>>220725265wrong. leaves should be out by now. summer's cancelled due to climate change. starvation soon
sc
>>220725213By that logic her mother had a white fetishThey could have just liked each other without any sort of fetish involved desu
>>220725263fucking addicts can't spend five minutes off their flavoured USB stickat least smokers have more self restraintniggas literally vape IN THE LIBRARY man they can't be bothered to go to the toilets they just do it at the desk
>>220725265pretty foxgloves
>>220725055it's like a parody of what it used to be they're larping as based esoteric apathetic rs intellectualsvery gay and a shame that one of the few subreddits that wasn't retarded is like that now
>>220725298Somehow, Palpatine got louder
>>220725308no because only men are bad and perverted
>>220725336poo scream
Remember when vapes first came out and people were puffing away on the bus?Wild west days those
tell me why eugenics are bad
>>220725370we wouldnt be alive
>>220725290After years of being tasked with coming up with a list of positives from diversity, the list is still: food
>>220724796ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Corr imagine chuffing a cherry ice elfbar right now CORRRR
Feel so inadequate, like my gf deserves better.I should break up with her.
>>220725376done him
negative nelly hours
One iced cherry health bar, please, barkeep
Maurice Roƫves as GodStephen McCole as BoabGarry Sweeney as KevJenny McCrindle as EvelynSimon Weir as TamboIain Andrew as GrantIrvine Welsh as ParkiePat Stanton as BarmanAlex Howden as Boab SnrAnnie Louise Ross as Doreen (as Ann Louise Ross)Dennis O'Connor as PC CochraneJohn Gardner as Sgt. MorrisonWilliam Blair as WorkmateGary McCormack as WorkmateMalcolm Shields as WorkmateStewart Preston as RaffertyCallum Stewart as boy playing football
>>220725376i would be because i'm a genius and very handsome so yeah
smokane pure chaff
>>220725370because intelligence negatively correlates with ubridled consumption
>>220725336loled irl
squats gf
Whatever happened to suelad thenCompletely forgot about him until some cunt mentioned him yersrday
women? arrest them ALL
>>220725448Went to Japan and abandoned /brit/ apparently
>>220725413>barkeepsounds like the name of an indian dog
Playing video games getting drunk and lamenting my retarded incel freak life
just did a shite that was probably 0.5kg
rorke researching "bacha bazi" and buying a plane ticket to Kabul
Rorke still playing Red Orchestra 2 even though the servers are dying
i measure the weight of my shit in stones
the remaining calorie limit for the day? it's 0
>>220725467good post
Anglo Saxons 1066:>why YES darling im aware of William and his Normans ransacking the villages and killing the people, but have you TRIED this pickled herring!? oh i simply LOVE the taste of this diversity darling, really smashing
>>220725493was just saying (to myself) i could have pie chips and gravy right now and smash it easy
>>220725515fucking roaring out me anus
>>220725493what did you eat lad ffsi've not had dinner yet, but having a beer, got 400 left for dinner
mental how much I hate myselfalways gave myself a hard time for being lanky and scrawny but I saw a guy who was basically a doppelganger of me who had a cute wife and a kid, didn't look particularly rich eitherThink I'm just starting to realise the only thing wrong with me is how mentally ill I am and not necessarily my perceived faults
leftypol snuggled up with his hairless cat watching the other bennet sister
Removing sandwhiches from the daily calorie log to fit red wine in
>>220725515getting conquered by nouveau riche vikings is pretty embarrassing
>>220725011yeah except i doubt i'll ever have sex and i'm an alchie loser>>220725014yeah i can talk to people and am socialable just sexually repelant to girlsgrim state of affiars
>>220725539i had a few evening biccys
>>220725493Get the water in, the green tea sipped
>>220725493hey, you can eat again in 3 hours x
>>220725567>>220725567>>220725567the newberg
>>220725548you're your own worst enemy, nigelthe sooner you realise this, the sooner you win
>>220725548lol this isn't mei see other versions of me in build or face and i think goodness me they're ugly and awkward etcyet at the same time i also sometimes see them appearing to be popular/or with a girland i think i guess the mental illness is holding me back more than my looks altho my looks are bad as well
saw a car with union jack sticker and a poppy sticker on it earlier and then it parked and a paki got out of it
crazy how im older than this broad yet look half her age
