https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202602069732941 cop or not? edition
battlestation subedish
nice trim
>>220729166Zoey 'cided after getting doxx'd right?
look what they did to my boy
>>220729257Doubt it
>>220729222True but Carolina is still up 2-0. Redwings are also making me money
she won
>>220729245whos that
>>220729263He did mate, heard from a friend who knows him
>>220729252im so grateful i havent experienced insomnia for long periods; must be torture
>>220729220I don't like the taste of water
>>220729275ugly bloke pretending to be a bird
>>220729214why not
Sorta sick of the asians
americans have taps that dispense corn syrup in their homes
>>220729260browsing the ol'e /birt/ on the car long screen as I'm mounting the curb and running over a cheeky foreigner or two x
>>220729275
>>220729257isn't even zoey
being a dentist must be hellworking with young female normie nurses all day and every little mistake you do or bit of disrespect you cop from patients will give them a major ickffs
>>220729310>>220729275looked up the username and found pic rel>Peritoneal Pull-Through (PPT) vaginoplasty is a gender-affirming surgery that uses the abdominal lining (peritoneum) to create a neovagina. Often performed robotically, this technique offers potential benefits like improved self-lubrication, elasticity, and deeper vaginal depth compared to traditional methods.no posts since may 2025 so probably part of the 41%
>>220729338:/
>>220729317Every employee at my dentist is a womanNever seen a bloke working there in eight years
I just don't think some people were meant to live long in their life desu, in another age I would have been dragged from my village a shitty spear in hand and died first in some no name battle. Not this garbage existence.
>>220729236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5uLFz2_eRw&list=PLBcFoVFuPCfiXEpfbG8S3bXFO9C_veA8n
poo smells
>>220729362the profession is dominated by women and gay men
>>220729316Yes it is
why is the uk so transphobic
>>220729377mate you know fuck all clearly
>>220729366FOY
it was a doctor, not jesus
DO YOU STILL FANCY ME?ANSWER ME!
>>220729381>Zoey>White mum>Non-existant dad>Lives in Bristol>Would get in spats with mikey>Got DoxxedOkayNow lets see what you know?
>>220729316yeah it is
>>220729453seen a picture of him with a gun to his head so either coyo and zoey are the same person or I'm a retard
>>220729462>coyoliterally who
Might construct a mad scientist’s laboratory with which to kidnap a damsel in distress and swap her brain into the body of a gorilla.
mad how they killed caesar
>>220729468https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/coyo/?
>>220729475>32 results found.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/coyo/?
>>220729473shouldn't have ignored the omens skill issue
whacking a poo with a badminton racket and making a god-awful mess all your ver creation
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/206201440/#206203368?
>>220729475This is not an approved figure of the /brit/ canon
fat, smelly, ugly, no education, no work experience, 31 year old virgin
>>209327140 ?
>>220729507LMAOYou have mixed up an unknown non-personality with someone who stopped posting years before and you've been doing it for at least two years???That is so bizarre
can i pet this animal?
>>220729529so based!
Should be illegal to remove your willy
>>220729559kill this nigga
Cock the hammerIt’s time for action
hammer the cock
might get another nose piercing tomorrow
I remember that poster, their trip was coyo something not their name
Was teaching myself Japanese got to a weird intermediate stage where learner material is too basic and native stuff is too much, in a right bind. Thinking of just chucking it for the gay porn.
>>220729578sscr
>>220729577you mean COYS?
How am I supposed to know which poster is coyo or not when everyone here calls themselves anonymous
you'll be working for me one day
>>220729236you'll spend tons in repairs and it's not even the full fat v8, lmao
SO YOU WANNA BE A ROCK SUPERSTARLIVE LARGE BIG HOUSEFIVE CARS
>>220729587Yeah surely thats who he means
>>220729578Me falling under the weight of my own genius
Let’s kick it ese
>>220729611*sends your jaw into orbit with one punch*
>>220729595yeah but it looks insane
>>220729588its like ian but more out thereor dopefield if you know him, mixed with dirble
>>220729598yh
might learn georgian
hmmmm yes, very sfw
>>220729617I ain’t going out like that
why are cats so mean
I give off Rockstar vibes
>>220729652cockstar vibes more like
>>220729640she is mega fit though ngl
>>220729652rapist vibes more like
>>220729652rocktard vibes more like
>>220729646born cunts
>>220729667Megalolz
>>220729672but they're cute
>>220729655>>220729667>>220729671that's him raped
>>220729646literally descended from apex predators who spend every waking moment either killing or sleeping
>>220729652Umm uhhMore like... massive cunt who should die in a freak train collision vibes
>>220729687yeah but they LIKE living with us or they would just leavethey're just arseholes
>Police officer killed pensioner on way to 999 choking baby call
>spend every waking moment either killing or sleeping
might have a cuppa before bed tonite
downloading a poo
right well that's me doing a "spaff" then isn't it
>>220729584just accept that you're not going to fully understand and/or you'll need to look up loads of termsi've been reading ARIA, it's not easy but most of the dialogue is relatively formal and it doesn't have too much unusual vocabulary so i can muddle my way through itlots of people recommend yotsuba& but i find the dialogue is way too casual
While you are laying in your coffin, being lowered into your grave, while your memory fades into the abyss, while your mum cries (or more likely nobody cries as nobody even notices your dead). We will be here, posting on /brit/, about poo and racism.
Last time you went to the pictures? 2019 to see Avengers: Endgame with mates from work, me.
AAAAAAARRGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGHwell, that's tonight's poo sorted
Well, looks like its that time again. I'll be dreaming of big breasted woman tonight, like I do every night. sigh
>>220729710>nobody even notices your deadI don't own any dead
broly was just raping niggas lmao
>>220729716Go like 3 times a week to see classic films as I get a discount ticket for being NEET. Mostly artsy films but last week I saw Master & Commander which was kino
enjoy a nice canal me
>>220729716saw a LOTR marathon back in 2023, don't remember the last new film I saw, maybe Arrival (whenever that was)
>>220729716dune 2 whenever that came out
>>220729723What about your sex life?
>>220729739might start doing that (watching classic films) if there's something in my local area, bet Master & Commander is class on the big screen
>>220729716i saw the umamusume movie
>>220729709Read about 5/6 volumes of yotsuba understood most of it, only really needed to look up stuff to confirm what I had in my head. Was thinking of doing persona 3 or something in japanese.
>>220729751very intimate relationship with a certain ms. palm
>>220729245That is a man.
>>220729764oh then you're more advanced than i assumedyou'd probably be fine with something like persona or anything in a school setting, those tend to be pretty easy in terms of vocabulary
>>220729709>>220729764 テスコの「ニガ」を見たよ。あいつ、年に2回くらい出てくるんだ
>>220729746this
>>220729716>calling it "the pictures"How fucking old are you, cunt? 80?
>>220729789
no worse feeling than having to poo on a timer
rape
>>220729798raised by my nanex gf once broke it off with me because she said it was like dating her grandad :(
It's a bit of a worry going for an incel walk these days seeing as niggers could be camouflaged in the dark and I'd be none the wiser
>>220729805Good way to ruin a timer that
>>220729830haha
>>220729830sensiblechuckle.gif
>>220729830lol
My favorite Elton John song is “I’m the Gayest Faggot Homo That Ever Lived and I Take It Up the Butt Because I’m A Gay Homo and I Like To Fart On Anon’s Takeaway”
Ruins my day when I see a darkie in my small rural town. They are absolutely lying about their numbers.
Mad how it actually is the Jews
>>220729853I like his collaboration with dr dre on the hit record "Still G.A.Y."
>>220729827Maybe she just meant it was because you couldn't get erect
homophobes missing out on the rocket man's catalogue
>>220729862You've never even met a Jew in your entire life.
aussies be like "auh nawr!"
>>220729880Have so
https://youtu.be/aQqHqaeM0xQ?si=ujNzNmHcKsVOyAUb doing a listen
>>220729868Nah, I wasn't the top, she was.
>>220729860There was as car wash busted recently that brought in 100 per week for two years with a single business. There are probably thousands of similar operations operating across the uk.
>>220729884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pzVkvrXCHI
Came back to my bedroom once as a child to find my brother gone and all that remained was his foreskin left on the carpet. Never seen him since. Tell me that weren't the Jews?
>>220729889um
>>220729889Well maybe her grandad was a bottom too then
Wonder if normies will ever really realise what happened here or will the fee remaining white normies in like 20 years still be in utter denial
>>220729889This wasn't me and no, no erectile issues as far as I can tell.
>>220729931They'll just justify it in new ways. As anti migration movement strenthens then so will the narrative against them and the governement will find a way to punish them. Then eventually ''they'' will get in power and it is game over.
>>220729913Just watched Narrative the other night there. Hoping the new Hathaway movie comes out in cinemas over here.
>>220729931Honestly I think it will be a south africa situation. Just a slow decline into hell.
>>220729961Yeah I feel that
The Italian munchy box.
>>220729953you got SEED freedom and GQuuuuuuX in theatres so i'm sure you'll get hathaway
George Lincoln Rockwell seemed like an intelligent and charismatic man, shamed he wasted his talent on the Nazi nonsense, probably could have become US President if he were just normal
>>220729953The Hathaway movies are perfectly spaced so that I've forgotten 95% of the plot by the time the next one is out.
https://greenparty.org.uk/about/our-manifesto/a-fairer-greener-welcome/>We welcome the contributions that migrants and refugees make to British society. We want to be welcoming, promote social cohesion and support migrants to put down roots.>Green MPs will push for:>An end to the hostile environment.>An end to the minimum income requirements for spouses of those holding work visas.>Safe routes to sanctuary for those fleeing persecution.>The dysfunctional Home Office to be replaced with a new Department of Migration, separating this function from the criminal justice system.>An end to immigration detention for all migrants unless they are a danger to public safety.>Abolition of the ‘no recourse to public funds’ condition that exacerbates social, economic, and racial inequalities.>Those seeking asylum and protection to be permitted to work while their application is being decided.
>>220729997This cunt has a better chance of winning than you'd think
>>220729988utterly oozing with british culture this post
>>220729997do you have a compulsive need to post the same thing every day
>>220729997/pol/tards voting for this and justifying it by saying "b-b-but they're redpilled on da Jooz!"
>>220730011Well I went down that rabbit hole of reading after looking up Ridley Road so yes
oh! because he's actually shutting ON the timer!haha
>>220729997based civic nationalist
>>220729988Same thing with Oswald Mosley really. Came from the right background and had all the chops to become a Prime Minister and push his ideas upon the country. But he wasted it with the European-style fascist LARP which just looked foreign and repulsive to ordinary English people at the time.
I hope one of those schizo theories where everyone dies in the next decade comes true Surely it would be more dignified than this
>>220729997>An end to the hostile environment.good luck
Hello niggers
>>220730033you know what's mad about oswald mosleyhis grandson is the head of palantir in the UK
>>220729995Maftys a bit of a dafty>>220729986Is SEED worth it? Like a hundred episodes.
>>220730053Yeah, the family in general have continued to have a minor but weird influence in British public life behind the scenes.
>>220730053didn't know that thanks Canada anon
>>220730033The wild thing is his New Party actually had a lot of traction during the Great Depression and IIRC even had future PM Macmillan involved in itSo it wasn't even the fact he ditched the main two parties that ruined him, once he started emulating the fascists he threw away any chance of power>>220730053They're a rich family so not that madMosley's son was head of F1 and was a prominent privacy campaigner after the tabloids accused him of having Nazi orgies
I miss Chonk Andy
If you think about it, there are many types of animals
mad how if I were a different person my life would turn out differently. but instead I am who I am and I'm doomed to a life of anonymous invisible 'socialising'
>>220730075no it's pretty badmy favourite non UC series are X and 00
>>220730110ktim
mental that sweat and urine are filtered blood
maybe oswald should've checked his privilege
mad how mental how moo deng gay porn
I’d sniff Emma Watson’s farted in underwear.
>>220730109lowkey this is true af
>>220730153sc
and the latest on the /brit/-licensed moo deng sex arse?
leftypol's dinner
Since a lot of you lot live in the UK, and Emma Watson lives in the UK, there is a much greater chance that each of you has had an Emma Watson fart/poo particle up your nose than me.
Haven't seen a single Iran flag post on /int/ in months. Worried about bro.
>>220730172Weirdo
>>220730111Still need to give a watch, probably torrent X right now.
>>220730172spending your life talking about poo particles are you
>>220730173They aren't allowed to access 4chan anyway. It's haram.
fuck y'all
>>220730164Stuck in the strait of hormuz. Iran demands ransom for release!
Played 18 holes of golf then made some scran for the fianceeberg. Steak reminiscent of a hockey puck but life is still good
>>220730173weird feeling seeing flags in a country where its kicking off. like all the ukraine flags. probably half of them are dead now. some people live in a totally different world
bet it's good being neurotypical and not having to think about things
>>220730196What's the mushy yellow shite?
>>220730196family is obsessed with golf but i dont see the appeal
>>220730205you need shagging up the arse
Think I'm forced into using carbon monoxide ngl
>>220730196hate you and hope she dies of a horrible disease
>>220730208Sweet potato, Stevie Wonder
Really don't want them to find my body though Like ODing on some shit in the hills where I won't be found would be ideal
>>220730213Saw some video of some guy saying that people not airing their houses out for atleast 5 hours a day is causing societal decay from brain damage due to carbon monoxide build up.
>>220730213Don't do it
americans are nuts
>>220730239What should i use instead? Wish I knew how to get opioids
the incel listenhttps://voca.ro/18BiZDSan7UF
>>220730234I like the idea of dying in the woods and getting eaten by beasties. Your essence dissolving back into the wild.
in a shocking turn of events x has indeed given it to rorke
>>220730234don't think there's a place like that in the UKnot enough trees and too many hikers everywhere
>>220730251you're very romantic
RIP Jay Slater. Gone too soon.
>>220730248what is this, i like it
>>220730257Bet there is especially in the highlands
when i feel blue, i like going out into the woods and flipping rocks. never know what kind of friend you'll meet.
>>220730266rest in power
>>220730277GAS (Wolfgang Voigt) with the 3rd track off his album Koenigsforst
>Don't you DARE touch that fork! Put that lamb chop back on the plate this instant. I need to take a picture of our dining experience for /brit/ to show them I have a girlfriend.
In one of the national parks in America there are these hot springs that are so hot that people who fall in die almost instantly I'd quite like to jump into one of those
>>220730285all fun and games until you uncover a rape gnome
>>220730266/brit/ remembers him every day, are Jay
>>220730023I learned about him from F is for Familyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPvDTo8kp3A
>>220730263I don't like the idea of being buried at see though. In the off chance I am spiritually bound I don't want it to be the bottom of a sea in the dark or perhaps it would be like a primordial homecoming.
>>220730302There's one where the water is like 500 degrees and you could boil lobsta in it
>>220730280yeah I'm looking at it in google maps and it's all within a hundred meters of some hiking trailpeople also go off the beaten track more often than you think
>>220730290kek done him.
>>220730234that would be kino. leaving your body to nature so that the soil and the animals can feed on your corpse. being cremated is a waste of a good energy source
>>220730288ty
>>220730335Yeah but mainly there would be an air of mystery Wouldn't really like anyone knowing I an hero'd
my wife's name is iyo and she's on tv right now!
New world brown people have better hygiene than old world brown people. Mexicans actually bathe quite frequently, the same cannot be said of Ahmed the living BO plume.
>>220730348if you have a family thats fucked up
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9mJvMlv00s
>>220730362won't be watching. I don't pay any attention to trannies, you see
screaming a gay porn jig
>>220730356If anything I think it's better for them They might think I've gone off to do something and escaped the incel matrix
>>220730374bloody cow should have been more specific
>>220730382I know it smell crazy in there
>>220730382Keir Starmer's rentboys
>>220730374the linen is dry so why does it need to be hung out on the clothesline
>>220730382I'm fairly certain there are rooms in my neighborhood that look like that, stash houses for weapons of biomass destruction
https://x.com/bumbadum14/status/2043808072322142340the kids are loving this song for some reason
>>220730196>this looks delicious anon>wait don't start yet I need a pic>for instagram?>y-yeah
>>220730382europe on $100 a day, they said. just stay in hostels, they said
why does leftypol love brown people anyway
>>220730452he's gay for em
>>220730196the doily place mats are really pretty
>>220730196styled on those incels
>>220730452lefties love anal so why wouldn't they love people who look and smell like anal
>>220730464howling
>>220730464scrumplind
>>220730464scromiting
Sex gifs
>>220730498
being blackpilled is knowing you won't be remembered any more in death than you are in life right now
Might sink into a peat bog and be dug up in 1000 years time
might eat some cereal
>>220730516nice feeling that really sooner or later we will all be gone anyway with no one to remember
>>220730382me and the lads
>>220730498>>220730515
starmdog be uncomfortable around that BBC know what I sayin
Iv spilt seed agane over a twink's arse.
how come brits don’t have a sense of humor?
>>220730534rory stewart ahh nigga
>>220730548they do. just look at their food!
>>220730548lost it in the 5th zulu war
>>220730548sup cody
>>220730548how come yanks are fat?
>>220730557snortling
>>220730548how come americans dont have a foreskin?
>>220730516it's sad that as a culture we've lost the tradition of praying for our decreased loved ones and ancestors
>>220730570that's a bit rude
>>220730570>>220730563>>220730562>>220730572bri’ish “””humour”””
>>220730548Brits are much funnier in my experience than Americans. American humor is dumb and lacking bantering, which I also can't do but i appreciate in others.
>>220730548foy
Feeling chilled out. Might be all the pills.
im gonna play osrs leagues
>>220730516who cares? why would you want to be remembered?
how come yanks shart in mart?
>>220730548/brit/ is the funniest most powerful general here, cope on
well that was easystupid dickheads
>>220730588Made 1bil of tormented demons and never went back to the game. Are all the wow faggots gone yet?
canadians are the funniest race
https://x.com/retrohoopers/status/2043843069104029774
>>220730591I shart everywhere tbf you just haven't seen me
>>220730588You will never be Toby.
Putting a nail bomb up my arse and detonating it
>>220730586screaming
>>220730599bro is mad asl
>>220730610UP THE IRA
>>220730602only one of them left and he got an inferno cape and quiver
always sunny, seinfeld, parks and rec are funny yank shows
well
how come the irish elected a gay pakistani prime minister?
>>220730599yo cody, you like TOTALLY frickin triggered us dude!
>>220730620Early Simpsons was brilliant as well
>>220730631honestly totally forgot that was a yank show, transcends culture innit
tbf Canadians made trailer park boys
there are two britains
>>220730625For the craic
>>220730625They didn't really, he was put in as taoseach by his party having control of Parliament. The Irish hate that guy.
>>220730645>>220730645>>220730645
>>220730608yank on a proxy/vpn (you should quit life and feel bad (this anon after a long series of posts from /pol) still mentions me - alongside the corruption of the mods - because he is mad that walt disney will win the next election
>>220730590niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
>>220730643>taoseachwe still doing this LARP then?
>>220730659Loook at me I'm speaking Irish
>>220730650nice try i give it a 6/10
>>220730651racist
