leftypol's dinner edition
you people will deep fry anything
>>220730645scrombling
wish I wasn't me :/
And the very latest from /eire/?
>>220730645god i wish that was attached to a plump anime girl
>>220730645
what if childish gambino was called childish bambino and he was a baby
>>220730656id deep fry you
>>220730667Ireland has sunk beneath the waves by the grace of Protestant God
>>220730689FOY
Rorke and Jesus partaking in the orange walk together before heading off to ibrox
>>220730684fry me deeper, daddy
>>220730645I love mushy peas so much. Only recently rediscovered them. They're healthy and tasty and feel good to eat, and leave you feeling good inside because it's good for the microbiome and thatprebiotic innitlast time I had a full 300g can to myself with my haddock
scrotumberg on a mad one
Serbin’ out of control
>>220730718>AI slop
>>220730725it's real
>>220730734bodied that freak
>>220730734iranians bringing the bants while trump posts another melty
>>220730734https://islamqa.info/en/answers/143146/how-we-should-react-to-websites-that-vilify-islam-and-what-are-the-ways-in-which-we-can-support-islam>The websites that speak ill of the religion of Allah and of His Messenger (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) are no different from the gatherings where people say similar things that constitute kufr. In both cases it is haraam to stay in such gatherings and it is haraam to visit such websites, except for one who will object to what they do and is able to put a stop to these offences. If he is not able to do that, and those people carry on with what they are doing, then it is not permissible to remain in that gathering and it is not permissible to visit those websites.
>>220730751its funny but why the fuck haven't his handlers took his account away from him
>>220730734All that blathering about him being the resurrection of Hitler and he was just another neocohen with an extensive history of sex with preschoolers.
right well that just killed the thread didn't it
any sexgods in?
>>220730796*raises penis*
>>220730793it is 3am on a school night
trying to get cozy but it's monday
cannot stop farting
feeling like a fungus
Just took some indigestion tablets
>>220730811like to punt that freak
>>220730873alri rasheed
Sabrina Carpenter is easily one of the least appealing pop divas of all time. Literally 0 sex appeal.
Remember when kurt zouma kicked his cat
>>220730899it was just banter
>>220730873FOY
>>220730849i don't want to live in a world without bbc pigdin
why do brazilians need attention so bad
>>220730897She looks like a very exaggerated caricature of a blonde pornstar bimbo. Very grotesque desu.
Don't find asian ladies very sexy tbqhwyl
>>220730873you wouldn't dare
oops pidgin i meant. can't even spell it
>>220730928They have 200M people making them a large country, yet no one really cares about them and they aren't influential whatsoever on the world stage.
>>220730920>pigdin
>>220730920its just demeaningi dont.belueve for a second people speaking pidgin cant understand.normal english
>>220730920Leftypol silently nodding his head and clapping with one hand repeatedly to this. Because it's urban
There's a war brewing between the trans and cis people's of the UK
>>220730945corr cut kittingtonshire
>>220730971sounds like a cutesy british name for a pork roast dinner
>>220730971i know, i know. it just seems like it should be spelled pig din
>>220730897popstars are for women and gayniggas now
>>220730940i only like the westernised ones
>>220730994And white people, the top paypigs on Only fans, are all white
>>220731010you ever get convicted for your sex crimes?
>>220730994>now
>>220731010amer mate
>>220730984Is there? Is there really?
>>220731010How's it going Amer?
>>220730984Who's side are you on?
almost finished my gayniggas painting
Man Talk Say Rorke Life Don ChangeTori don show say one man wey dem call Rorke don talk say im life don change well well. According to wetin im yarn, na one experience wey involve “black pussy” make am see things different.We no fit confirm all details, but Rorke say since dat time, im mindset and how e dey look life don turn around. Some people for social media don react, some dey support am, while others dey question wetin e mean.
>>220731010you called yourself "monica white" because you wanted to be white, remember?
so this is rorke
mental to think that back in the day I pretended I was gonna meet Amer for his birthday then just never showed up and this started this arcpsyoped by a /britfeel/ poster
>>220731034can't wait to see it x
plotting
>>220731072I gained 20lbs my first year of uni because I didn't realise chai lattes have like 250 calories and would sometimes have 3 a day kek
>>220731041He likes to memory-hole that one for some reason.
mad how it's still freezing cold despite being halfway through spring
gout gout is the most popular person in Australia right now
i want to have sex with a woman
>>220731110the incel blurted out into the void
>>220731119you are the void and you respondedthank you
>>220731110there's compromises in life
>>220731105I legit cannot believe there are "human beings" that look like this.
stop making fun of gout gouts appeareance he is a real nigga
>>220731121Funny wee thing
>>220731130If you drew this you would be called racist.
oh my DAYSwhy is this so common
talking about black men again then is it /brit/?
black people with australian accents are weird
Not buying it. People with gout can hardly walk, much less run.
>>220731155For me it's Chinese people with Aussie accents
>>220731090Oh you sweet summer child you
>The family name, which was originally pronounced "Gwot" was misspelled during transliteration from Arabic. "Gout", pronounced to rhyme with "pout", remains his official name. Gout's father has expressed a desire to change the name back to its original spelling to avoid connotation with the disease gout.lol
>>220731162I met a Taiwanese girl with upper class British accent and desu it was so fucking hot
>>220731155Black people don't ever really adopt the accents of the countries they live in. They always still sound black. Like how black Londoners always have that weird, distinct African twang to their accent (eg. Listen to the way Bukayo Saka speaks. It's not English at all.)
>>220730645is the joke that they're pairing carbs with carbs or what?
>>220731191look at the shape of the fish
Can't believe nobody even noticed when I called John Candy "Chonk Andy," that's the funniest shit I've come up with in ages and not a single (You). Conversely I got 3 replies when I said I'd left the air purifier running with the window open.I don't get you lot at all sometimes
>>220731052here x decided i cba finishing it
>>220731183>They always still sound black. Like how black Londoners always have that weird, distinct African twang to their accentthat only happens when they live in a community of other blacks
>>220731222*shits on your head*
thinking evil thoughts
when my dad bought tintin in the congo it was all wrapped up so people couldn't open the book and browse it in the shop, and there was a leaflet inside with an essay about colonialism and racism
rolling rorke up and smoking him
>>220731235Ty
>>220731155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5zN5-ftV1A
>>220731232Which is 99.9% of blacks.The number of black people who grow up in White communities is vanishingly small at this point.It didn't used to be this way, of course. Back in the 60s/70s the children of Jamaican immigrants used to grow up among predominantly White communities in London and would develop strong Cockney accents as a result. You don't see that sort of thing anymore.
>>220731235
would anyone like to perhaps suck on my penis?
wish I could skip the dating part of a relationship where I have to prove that I would be a good boyfriend
just seen a willy
>>220731293WHERE?
>>220731222https://youtu.be/zQjKFXA4QPA
>>220731251There's less opportunities for blacks to benefit from growing up around whites because whites are declining in numbers. It's also telling that it's whites responsibility to impart civilized culture on black people, while facing replacement and extinction.
Just seen 190 getting wheeled out of the job center into the back of an ambulance on a stretcher. Apparently went into a cardiac arrest when they told him his benefits is getting cut off
any queers in
>>220731316heard he has to go this early because his appearance was distressing the other claimants
mad how mariachi music is german
I said mad how mariachi music is german
that's not mad at all!
*screams*
mad how mariachi music is german innit lads?
>>220731026Yes, every day, the news is full of stories about dead cis people>>220731028I'll be standing to the side and waiting for the right moment to strike>>220731251
its Mexican
been edged all day in preparation for the one pump dump
>>220731365>>220731370>>220731377be quiet
>>220731251And yet, the majority of whites in the UK have black accentsFunny, how that works isn't it? The blacks don't try to initiate the whites, the whites though, they want to be like the blacks
Rorke and leftypol obsessing over trannies No one else caring
I’d sniff up Emma Watson’s farts.
>>220731383Carl Jung talked of this
>>220731383>And yet, the majority of whites in the UK have black accentsno offence but are you retarded <3
>>220731383Why did you let a fat white bloke bum you up the arse?
>>220731397Sniff up the exhaust pipe on your car you sad sack
ever had that experience where you fart the same time you see an unpleasant image and they both combine into a single unpleasant experience?did it once when I saw a picture of rotten teeth and still get flashbacks from it
i'm crazy :P
>>220731420Why would a picture of rotten teeth dismay you? You’re British.
When you go back to porn after a while, it really is rank. Should be allowed to view from 18-30.
society is gay and retarded fuck society
I've been watching porn near enough daily since I was 13
>>220731430completely unfounded in reality, we literally have better dental hygiene than you :)
>>220731404brown pussy CHANGED rorke
>>220731444ktim
>>220731451think you mean brown bussythen again I guess all bussy is brown no matter what your skin colour
the bedroom, as it were.
genuinely want to become religious, there has to be more than this pornsick reality
>>220731458haha I have a laptop counter thing too xx
Why did he do it, lads?
>>220731468sc
'ow did the coleslaw get in yer fucken mouf
This is literally just 2 best straight friends bonding away from the gfs for a bit
therapy is a meme
>>220731466I bet it would be nice to be like naively religious if you get what I mean
>>220731487i think that one on the bottom is properly gay
>>220731466Which religion tho?
>>220731468>I'm POoOoooLeEeeEYYY' at full volume in the style of NinoUmm, actually, that isn't Nino, it is Nino's younger brother Michael mocking Nino. They obviously aren't real fans of Kitchen Nightmares!
>>220731499Christianity obviously, the real one.
>>220731508which one is that?
>>220731508Which variant thoughever?Anglican? Catholic? Methodist? Evangelical? Lutheran? Orthodox? Coptic? Mormon?
>>220731522>>220731521The differences are overblown by midwits
hi
Imagine worshipping the corpse of the Jew.
poo
>>220730676VINTAGE meme
>>220731544>ever-living godsjulian mate...
Hate people who cover their ears when an emergency vehicle is passing.
>>220731572very autismphobic post
With the advent of tiktok we live in a golden age of noncery
>>220731572i do this unironically
your ministrations would be more indelible if they weren't so pelagic
Your menstruations would be more inedible if they weren’t so paraplegic
>>220731593Cody put the thesaurus down mom says it's time for goy slop
>just impregnate your wife bro
I tripped and fell face first into a farting fat woman’s massive butt.
Got the gamin4hope highlights on
Is this the correct way to position your hands on a pad when playing fighting games?
>>220731615most women don't get them that bad and even so, so what. you have a family
>>220731631take more care around your mom next time
>>220731669Freak status: bodied
>>220731652...yh
>>220731724
Whyve i got to wait an hour for a yea then already accepted that i will die alone and thats alright within that timeframe. Not like shes not on the phone
>>220731748seethe on incel cunt
>>220731724>>220731737audience member: yalalallalalasabrina: Richtet diese Schlampe hin!
Can’t sleep. Want to weep.
>>220731774It'll be alri lad. Stiff upper lip
>>220731760Not an incel though shes my protogf with many red flags who shall inevitably break my heart probably within a month
>>220731737
>>220731795lmao fake
>>220731801wrong
Billy Joel is the only jew that can really be called an American
>>220731795nice AI slop, rajesh
>>220731807My extended family is from Mississippi. No one eats horse pussy, I've been there many times
im asleep
>>220731828*tucks you in and gives ur bum a pinch*
Im such a sad lonely worm fvvvck
>>220731837ktim
>>220731837would you still love me if i were a worm
Hello
>>220731852Why hullo Ian. How've you bean?
>>220731848Heart belongs to the 'xican protogf who will rip it out of my chest, still beating, to honor the corn god
>>220731864>'xican protogfImagine the smell.
>>220731873Pure tonsil stone, i let her spit them in my mouth while i sing up the 'ra
>>220731884give america back to the natives
Sumtimes i fancy that im a big lad yeh instead of 5' free" like i am.
>>220731451Newfag
dudududududu doloodudududu dolodudu
>>220731822Yeah you just eat your sisters pussy hahaha
ok google get the selma bart porn on
>>220731933i heard all the songs were in A minor
gout gout
>>220731935FOB
>>220731956he's my nigga
End racism
>>220732004by sending you all back to where you came from
>End racism
>he didn't put his money on the Avalanche
just read poleys blog. still a virgin by the looks of it!
Yea thats an AI generated aryan chad wojak posted by Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs in attempt to rationalize the displacement of peaceful Christians in Lebanon
Yea thats an AI generated image portraying Donald Trump as Jesus Christ posted by him on Truth Social™
>>220732043>>220732058
yeah thats a yank talking to himself in the british culture general
nigga fuck you
>>220732069this guy is so unfortunate looking he should know not to wear an anime shirt and trenchcoat out in public
>>220732101Open the fuckin door you crazy bastards
You change your name and change your mind and leave this fucked up place behind but I'll know I'll know
>>220732176s
Struggling with the graudian cryptic crossword
need to start actually doing things on my day off
Quite like Japan lads
>>220732287Why
why are salt and vinegar chips so peng
>>220732304It’s comfy and the girls are pretty
>>220732365seal about to deliver an atomic clap that breaks the sound barrier
>>220732376Thats every country
going to make biryani
>>220732378
>>220732387somalia?
>>220732379>>220732391>>220732406fat bastard
anyone online
hey guys. just to let you know i am going to be getting drunk in a couple hours and i'm going to get really really really really racist. just a heads up haha x
rorke big game hunting with a martini henry in the okavango delta
>>220732451that right mate? haha*presses the asio call button under the desk*
im about to cum
>>220732451hey im drunk already so ill prolly not be up to have fun with you once you get drunk o algo
pooed
>>220732469what was the contenti hope is not a burger
after a big meal i feel like a seal. it's unreal
>>220732470it's okay. as lonf as you're dreaming of racism we'll be together in spirit
>>220732494I look like this
all we want from you are the keks you've given us
>>220732423>be Somali >turn 18 >time to choose your career path, Pirate or Warlord >family arranges your marriage to your 14 year old cousin >die at 45 in a blaze of glory, leaving behind 21 children >be Nip >chinky chinaman eyes >work in the toil mines staring at screens in an automated factory >sleep 3 hours a night>eat shitty gay greygoop zogchow >live in a cuckpod >go outside >advertisements everywhere>fat manchildren westerners taking pictures and soyfacing at your bitch women >die a virgin
>>220732518I'm racist in a very weird way. I do only like black girls.
>>220732376when I went to japan there was a disappointing lack of qts
>>220732546i want to FUCK that cartoon girl!
Listening to Moose Blood and drinking Madri, excepcional.There is nothing better in the world.
thats a good nose that is !
it's over lads
inside /brit/‘s gimmick crisis: the story of a fallen general
got my bum out but can't for the life of me remember why
>>220732583looks like aldous harding
>>220732599what is your name
Good morning
>>220732534alright alright somalis win
>>220732534Don’t forget the sideways vaginas
>>220732523me too
Cor, gonna be rubbing one out to this later on me thinks
>>220732617it is she
why is Harry Belafonte edition still up
Ingerlanmnn ingerlannn ingerlannn
Monday- humilliationTuesday- suffocationWednesday- condescensionThursday- is patheticby Friday- life has killed meby Friday- life has killed meoh pretty oneoh pretty oneWhy did you give meso much desire?when there is nowhere I can goto offload this desireand why did you give meso much lovein a loveless world
>>220732668>that disgusting stomach fatshe needs to get on ozempig
hello
>>220732688You’re a homo if you wouldn’t tap that
sunday nothing wrong with memonday nothing wrong with metuesday nothing wrong with mewednesday nothing wrong with methursday something's got to givefriday something's got to givesaturday something's got to giveNOW
the toil freaks do be going to toil
Added the protogf on spotify now i have to listen to indie shite instead of life of pablo
Death is a funny thing. It's like magic. We're here. Then poof. We're gone. Imagine what it was like for the first organism to experience death. The amoeba. He must've been like, "Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm... fading away! What the hell is this sensation!? Aaauughhh! Oh Amoeba God, make it stop!" And then, after a fierce protoplasmic death rattle, it's gone. Poof. Magic. Maybe his amoeba buddies gave him a proper burial, dressed him up in a little black outfit and placed him in a tiny casket. Actually, no. They all must've been freaked out. It was the First Death Of Anything Ever. They were probably like, "Dude, what happened to Fred?" as they watched his lifeless single-cell body float off in the primordial ooze, nary a trace of the jubilance and zest for life he once displayed. Maybe they thought it was cool. Maybe they were like, "Wow. Check out Fred. He's all frozen! That's so weird! I want to be dead too! I want to be dead like Fred!" Fred probably started the whole Goth thing. In his wake, he inspired countless other single-cell organisms to be sullen depressives, moping around, wearing little amoeba boots with huge buckles on them, putting on too much mascara and singing Nine Inch Nails songs. So it's all Fred's fault. Fred the Amoeba: Inventor of Goth.
>>220732758dont care what he says about the jews, donda is a great album. six i'm like mike.
saw a guy cold approach a woman yesterday. that is just the most insane thing in the world to me I would never be able to do it
>>220732829same. every relationship i've been in has been initiated by the woman
cold approaching a woman right now. she's in the middle of talking, as women are wont to do. i typed this whole message out while she's blabbering away. blah, blah blah, blah blah.
we off the grid grid grid grid
>>220732838least you’ve been in a relationship
>>220732859i was just being myself
>>220732851Good post >>220732829I've done it plenty. Only twice sober, both those times i was shaking like a leaf in the wind. New years 2025 i shagged a good looking young lady right off the street
ive also done sex loads
>>220731028Football's
Will never have sex because I am a social retard That’s okay, I’ve accepted it
>>220732896Weird how i made that post 4 hours ago and a reply comes in right as I peered back in on the thread. Who's your team canny?
>>220731130Why not? Last year you believed there was a flying Haaland over East Rutherford.
>>220732919Go bring your shine box!
>>220732905Me and the protogf before ignores my messages and sends me 1 word replies for a week
Always have hypochondria triggered around the time taxes are due. Puzzling. Funny.
rorke getting raped
>>220731222Most replies I've ever got on /tv/ was in a Sopranos thread, when somebody said Carmine Lupertazzi had Tony killed and I said it was Turbine Lupertazzi (because of the scene where he takes a piss with Furio next to a rotating plane propeller). I couldn't understand it, it was like a stupid spur of the moment,I didn't think it warranted so many replies.
the raped
doing the chicken dancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3z54SZsLsA
Hey. Pipe down, trying to watch the game
Average Russian woman left, vs average Russian man right. It do be like that tho
*mutes tv* Shut the fuck up. *unmutes* Trying to watch the game
Got the death in june on ruminating on my evil chud nature nobody understand me
>>220732987ive gotten dozens of (You)s before who gives a shit
>>220733045Tick tock tick tock tick tockThree piggies standing in the dock.... tss
got the old driving test today don’t i maybe the examiner will try and shag me like in inbetweeners
>>220731935LAAAASMAO DONE THAT HEELBILLY BANJO VIRTUOSO
six sevenn
Gonna be very thin for summertime
>>220733061foy he means all at once not lifetime total
>>220731884I kinda like you yankoid
new >>220733095
>>220733078Okay creg
>>220732391What? What's that Chewbacca? Rorke is bringing reinforcements? Good boy
>>220732731me? already @ toil
