Akira (en Espanol) edition previous: >>220730035
call me the love doctor
>>220731722You're the love doctor
thank you threadsissy
>>220731722hi mr love doctor
the whole world is an economic zone
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow
I want to invent beer into my belly
>>220731746if I didnt go to work tomorrow, it would be the third day in a row I didnt speak to another human being
>>220731767I don't have a job
/cum/ is senran kagura general
posted it again award
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: "bud my butt absolutely reeks >.<"
do the cum dance
posted posted it again award award
adding lots of things to the ol filter
>>220731843
i'm hiding under the bed
>>220731857boo
need the kraken to beat the kongs
We have two competing threads. Who will win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OShigpD2ss
>>220731882>Who will win?The one that's actually /cum/
a girl complimented my voice and i said "well i dont know about all that" and she told me to learn to take a compliment. as if it's a common occurrence and not something that happens once every 2 years
posted it again award (again)
>>220731913She sounds autistic as fuck, she was trying to get with you, but didn't get the same attitude she imagined in her head
Who having horrendous indigestion rn?
>>220731917peethiopian thread doesnt count
blaow blaow watchin niggas drop
>>220731929i eat mandarins everyday to prevent constipation
>>220731929ive had chronic constipation for about 2 years now. doc says i blow a gasket? i kick the bucket.
>>220731923>she was trying to get with youShe wasn't.>t. guy that follows up whenever this very rare thing happens
>>220731913social media so bad they turned being humble into a vicewhat did they do to us
I wanted to do AI chat bot sex but a secondary character (my fictional mom) got into an argument and is cockblocking me
>>220731961That could make things even hotter
Any conversation topic ideas for my date tomorrow?She's a redditor and engineer
>>220731976>She's a redditor and engineerAsk her if she has her wings
>>220731961erp with your fellow man like god intended
/cum/....our sharkies...have been eliminated
>>220731961>>220731984I'll do an erp, I'll even change my namefag if you'd like for immersion purposes
>>220731985I simply can't see the puck
>>220731961the only option is to sex your ai mom into submission
>>220731976In my experience, women will lead the conversation and talk about themselves if they like you. Just ask questions and seem interested.
>>220731976ask her the following:>from a purely engineering standpoint, what is the quickest and least painful way to stop existing?
>>220731993watch not the puck with your eyes, but know where it WILL be
>>220731985next year my fren next year
>>220732010He was so real for this
parentstein have stopped interrogating me about the gf sitch
The American Society of Magical Negroes
>>220732028that shit stopped when my mom asked if i was gay and i laughed in her face.
>>220732010I though this was Zach Hadel for a minute
>>220732010Yeah women love rapist fags
momberg just informed me she got two tickets to a baseball game in may
>>220732120Are you a neet
Trump should resign. He should have resigned several times already but now he should really really resign
>>220731701You forgot Poland
>>220732126no?
Statistically speaking, the largest penis on earth belongs to a Chinaman
I've been walkin' the streets at night (yeah, yeah)Just tryin' to get it right (a little patience)It's hard to see with so many around (yeah, yeah)You know I don't like bein' stuck in the crowd (could use some patience)And the streets don't change, but maybe the names (yeah, yeah)I ain't got time for the game 'cause I need you (gotta have more patience)
>>220732130>t. JD Vance
>>220732144ummmm I'm not chinese though?
>>220732143Oh, your posting style implied it
hell yeah im the guy in 1st btw
>>220732137poland so easily forgotten
cant believe the democratic party just assasinated Swalwelli mean this was carried out about as fast as the chavez jobthough this one was more surreal cause this guy was gonna be our next governor now he's not even gonna be a representative
enough politics. let's talk gock.
>>220731961on what? sillytavern or grok/chatgpt?If you said ST then you're cooked and should transition soon
>>220732170>cant believe the democratic party just assasinated SwalwellHe was a total retard who had an affair with a Chinese agent, he was a liability to the party regardless of your opinions on politics
>>220732188>gock
the fuck is sillytavern
>>220732130Given how he eats he's more likely to die from heart attack than resign
>>220732198It's a tavern where everyone drinks beer with their oenis out
>>220732202you say that but man is more healthy than vast majority of men his agedont even really see signs of fatigue in him
>>220732170Kinda tired of fake political sexual scandals, where the scandal is just that someone fucked a whore or a young intern onceDo people still seriously care? Metoo died years ago
>>220732218>man is more healthy than vast majority of men his ageYou know this howI can't imagine a fat 80 year old who eats mcdonalds everyday is in good shape
>>220732219Infidelity is disgusting
Watch this every dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTLV3XpaJe4
>>220732219thing is the democrats backed him for years until suddenly now then right as the accusations came everybody they all came out with same script this wasnt decided by people this was a decision made in the party
>>220732228Not drinking alcohol does wonders for your health over a lifetime unironically
>>220732196everytime some demonrat says epstein files we should ask about the fang fang files now
>>220731984I'm too shy for that>>220732189Chai
>>220732240>Not drinking alcohol does wonders for your healthYou don't have to be a genius to realize replacing it with fast food and diet coke is a recipe for disaster
>>220732248>You don't have to be a genius to realize replacing it with fast food and diet coke is a recipe for disasterNah it's still probably a net positive, not a big one but alcohol is probably worse than diet coke and burgers.
>>220732228you see the amount of shit that man is doing his engagement with the press and events it's simply impressive for a man of that age
>>220732250>Nah it's still probably a net positiveThis has been what my generation has done down here and it has not been a net positive at all
>you see the amount of shit that man is doing>his engagement with the press and events>it's simply impressive for a man of that age
>>220732257>you see the amount of shit that man is doingPosting on twatter all dayI doubt he's doing much of anything at all. Most major decisions are likely handled by others. An 80 year old simply does not have the cognitive capacity to make serious decisions
God has chosen you before the foundation of the world. [Romans 8:29]God knows you intimately. [Psalm 139]You are an heir to a kingdom, [Galatians 4:7, Romans 8:17]Nothing can separate you from God's love, [Romans 8:38-39]God has a purpose for you, [Ephesians 2:10]
Now I will tell you what I've done for you50 thousand times I hit likeTipping, and sending, and gooning for youAnd you still won't hear meI'm folding againI'm going underSimping for youI'm folding foreverI've got to break throughI'm going under
>>220732270you cant say iran hasnt been his doing sure he's not coming up with all the minutiaebut he was literally talking about iran in the 80's and what he's do
kek btw leafcucks you now live with a liberal majority government as of today suck the carney cock
what about carny gock and it's a clown girl's penis
>>220732298this may actually be a good thing. carney's policy has been cracking down on tfw's and people abusing the immigration system
drinking milk
Is it impossible for a black twink to get a white boyfriend
>>220732273>God has a purpose for you, [Ephesians 2:10]
>>220732313
>>220732318>Is it impossible for a black twink to get a white boyfriendwhich of these are you
A GREAT and POWERFUL painting just posted on TRUTH!!!Incredible. Truly incredible.President Trump, strong and radiant, helping a sick man — a beautiful thing to see.Surrounded by our AMAZING American symbols — the FLAG, the EAGLES, our GREAT fighter jets, the Statue of Liberty, and our HEROES.Nobody has ever seen anything like it.AMERICA STRONG!!!
>>220732318Where I work we have a wedding venue part of the facility and the last marriage we had there was a gat WMBM couple.
>>2207323315th amendment
>>220732330you live in brampton
reading about cuba honduras and haiti they all have these 'revolutions' against 'imperialism' then bring together the most subhuman incompetent government what a joke that anybody takes them seriously
I believe in /cum/munism
Anyone /bitchmode/ tonite ?
>>220732352the majority of the ridings in brapton voted for carney
>>220732346>5th amendmentRegardless if you're either I feel like you'd have a relatively easy time finding somebody that'd be down
>>220732353cuba was worse before the revolution
i live in crampton
>>220732337Kek
>>220732353Seething Gusano scum
>>220732393Find them where though?
bout to go sucko mode
Ate the edibles that make you chinese and retarded
>>220732388brown hands
>>220732421how about gucci mode?
How it feels to be alive
So many old fables and stories center around women stealing the energy/lifeforce of men. you know sex with woman is like a kind of death, o algo
>>220732416>Find them where though?If you're a Black twink go to literally any White area with a a macho gay subculture, especially New England or the Midwest. If you're cute but not too zesty and desperate you'll soon find a massa willing to break you.If you're White then just go to Atlanta, Miami, or New Orleans.
>>220732442
>>220732446Semen goes into a woman and creates lifeTherefore sex with a woman takes life from the man since the life has to come from somewhere. It makes sense
oh, we're here? whoopsie. well, my sentiment stands. moosey can wear all the makeup he likes.
>>220732442>picI wish I was back in Minnesota so bad so I could have this, closest I get to that here is catching a whiff of the oleanders
momberg said the lego budget is $120
>>220732484>the lego budgethow old are you
>>220732484shortfag
>>220732404UH OH! We got a homo here, ladies and gentlemen!
uncs be likei live in grampton
>>22073249625 years ancient >>220732497hi
>>220732484based mombergwhich one are you gonna get?
lightbulbs be likei live in lampton
niggas be like "I live in Bomtpon"https://youtu.be/c4IhW_ySpEY?
>>220732480Sorry. Im sorta yearning to live in the country too. I live in the mountains and you cant really farm here but id like to save up money and grow my own food and maybe be able to afford a phone and dishwasher with the excess. For now though im sort of doing something else with my life so its only a fascination. Im hoping to be able to rent a big garden at least maybe and grow food for myself there and get more skilled at farming then i can maybe save up and become a hermit when im in my 30s
dale ditler dumped diarrhea down donal droump’s dungarees
water be likei live in dampton
may hairfta digi-djibouti a bitch before embarkin' on the udder stuffpropa eracerbatin' dissdr. poostein-von-brappenschloche cannae be hostagicized much longer
homeless niggas be likei live in campton
I live in Wobufett!!Haha like the pokemon Wonufett!!!
skateboarders be likei live in rampton
>>220732535are you a virgin shortfag?
winners be likei live in champton
goths be likei live in vampton
gypsies be likei live in trampton
Dogberg's sisters were adopted so now that he's alone he gets bored and doesn't sleep until late.
>>220732535>25 years ancientgrim>>220732549>Im sorta yearning to live in the country tooIt's not even the country though that'd be nice too. I just want a nice, small community in a temperate or continental climate like the one I grew up in.>mountainsWhere at?>Im hoping to be able to rent a big garden at least maybe and grow food for myself there and get more skilled at farming then i can maybe save up and become a hermit when im in my 30sDo you have a good job or rich parents by chance?
I miss girls butts. The worst part of being a smelly neet incel chud is the lack of girls butts.
canadian garbage be likei live in brampton
electricity be likei live in ampton
somebody shoot this leaf
gocks be like i live in idk somewhere i just wanted to post about gock
>>220732623You could squeeze my butt anon. It’s sorta like a girl’s butt >_<
laundry be likei live in hampton
>>220732623>I miss girls buttsI'm this way but with tits.I've never had sex ortouched a girl's ass beyond brushing against them accidentally but I've deeply and tenderly felt tits. It's almost worse having done so than have never having felt them so I don't know what I'm missing.
umbrellas be likei live in gampton
metalheads be likei live in slampton
I love butts. But I also love breasts, they don't have to be naked breasts as long as they're well shaped and firm.
moths be likei live in lampton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igILhbNWvlk
>>220732628Someday a real rake will come and rake all this scum off the /cum/
why is this leaf spamming?
tools be likei live in clampton
>>220732622>I just want a nice, small community in a temperate or continental climate like the one I grew up inThat place looks very nice and green. Places that are nice and green are nice. Do you think youll move back?>Where at?In the western usa. I dont like to talk about the specific location too much. The world is a lot smaller than people give it credit for.The captcha is giving a lot of trouble. Sorry for the late reply
Aye cuh
males be likei live in mancouver
george michael be likei live in whampton
>>220732669he lives in spamton
I am unironically good at sex, I could be a porno star.
>>220732706can you make me cum?
>>220732706did your boyfriend tell you that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vKXrGWJST4
4chancouver
>>220732655>they don't have to be naked breastsI've never seen a woman naked irl, let alone in an intimate setting. I've only felt tits once on a cold October night in my car during an intimate makeout session with my oneitis.
>>220732536i dont know yet theres an announcement being made on the 16th so im waiting till then>>220732570yeah
>>220732655Good post
>>220732730were you homeschooled?
Smoking hash.
dont be racist on on 4chancouver or the jancouver citizens will send you to bancouver
Eleven minutes after midnight, the United States de facto recognised the State of Israel.[27] This was followed by Iran (which had voted against the UN partition plan), Guatemala, Iceland, Nicaragua, Romania, and Uruguay. The Soviet Union was the first nation to fully recognise Israel de jure on 17 May 1948,[28] followed by Poland, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Ireland, and South Africa.[citation needed] The United States extended official recognition after the first Israeli election, as Truman had promised on 31 January 1949.[29] By virtue of General Assembly Resolution 273 (III), Israel was admitted to membership in the United Nations on 11 May 1949.[
>>220732730a lego announcement?
>>220732723i touched a stripper's tits once, but so did all the mf's that came along to the strip club
Beer in small amounts is good for you actually. A beer or two a day is healthy. Especially on a hot day because it quenches thirst
>>220732723hate to break it to you
>>220732737only for a few grades>>220732754
what do i think about the news in hungary
>>220732771im not hungry THO
>>220732771rightoid salt mine
>>220732771they announced a new type of goulash?
what do i think about the clowns in fungary
>>220732768>May the 4th be with youdude one of my hs teachers straight up put up her phone on the projector showing a yoda may 4th meme without saying a word. Everybody just went "bruhhhhhhh"
>>220732771i think gay parades and more migrants for hungary is a good thing for democracy
>>220732771Dont worry, be happy now
what do i think about the sneakers in rungary
I love being moderately drunk and euphoric, but it makes you FAT. I'm just like my old work manager, white alcoholic nigga a few years older than me and got fat because of alcohol.
>>220732788you have to be 18+ to post in this webzone
>>220732768have you ever been asked out?
hungary for gock amirite
what do i think about the bread in bungary
>>220732798tough to tie in rungary.
>>220732685>That place looks very nice and green.It's a little farm town called Loretto, 25 miles away from Minneapolis. It's the furtherst possible spot you can see the skyline of Minneapolis, and I'd drive past it and bike through it all the time growing up. It's probably the place I best think encapsulates the idyllic image of the Midwest, right down to the pristinely maintained, sweeping baseball field in surrounded by corn that forms the heart of the community. It's one of the happiest places for me, a fleetingly rare glimpse of distilled Americana.>Do you think youll move back?I absolutely will when I go for my master's. I'll get a place in MN with a friend of mine up there. IDGAF about my family's Stockholm syndrome with this place but I fucking hate Arizona and everything about it, the only leg up it has over MN is the people being better but that means jack shit to me given I've always been a loner.>In the western usaGotcha.Desert or not desert?
>>220732802>it makes you FAT.Haven't experienced this and i drink a lot. Just eat less fattie
surf hungary
hungock (hung + gock)
>>220732804no
Kinda want to buy a Nintendo 3ds XL to jailbreak.
>>220732771>what do i think about the news in hungaryBe happy the Boomercons are gone so we have an opportunity for the real chuds to rise to power next time around
what about sneakers o'toole but he's got a big fat gock
>>220732819chat is this real
>>220732771You don't need to think anything about a country that's not your own. whatever you think about it doesn't matter because it's not your cunt
more like "that yolk isnt over-easy anymore"piece of SHIT server
>>220732825have you left your state?
>>220732803This was agessss ago.
sznikersz ortűl was a proud hungarian jogger
bunch of fruity niggas in here tonight that need they ass beat. keep that fag shit outta here homie don't play dat
>>220732765>picI had no idea KHHV came from a manga kek, thought that was just old /b/ lore>>220732826Breaking my 3DS XL in a fit of tard rage in 2015 is one of my greatest mistakes.I was a very, very angry and sad kid.
>>220732818It does give your a belly. And I run most days of the week, even when drunk.
>>220732846only 3 times momberg says she wants to move though
>>220732860>thought that was just old /b/ loreit is, ai's just retarded
>>220732853>bunch of fruity niggas in here tonightApart from that one Canadian and that one American tranny this is actually the least fruity /cum/ we've had in a hot minute
>>220732867>momberg says she wants to moveAnd what do you want? You aren't a child, take control of your life
>>220732723fakecel alarm
>>220732802Relatable but alcohol is so expensive my conscience doesnt allow me to buy it often. It just isnt worth doing all the time i think>>220732817>It's probably the place I best think encapsulates the idyllic image of the Midwest, right down to the pristinely maintained, sweeping baseball field in surrounded by corn that forms the heart of the community.You make it sound amazing. I hipe you can find a place there again someday.>I absolutely will when I go for my master'sGood luck getting your masters. Let's both try our best to excel. Arizona was pretty when i visited but i know the environment would eat at me. In mn you can really spread your wings i bet.>Desert or not desert?Not desert
>>220732874i want to leave this state too anyway its would be impossible for me to survive here on my own
Hold on to the nightsHold on to the memoriesI wish that I could give you something moreThat I could be yours
>>220732870you are literally a namefag
>>220732870my guy, niggas STEADY talm'bout "gock" and you sayin this the least fruity /cum/ we've had in a minute the fuck is you on? crusty ass fuck outta here
my old roomate once caught me smoking weed at 6 am before taking the train to go work at the clothing store and he said it was fucked up, i guess he was right.
gock isn't gay thobeit, it's a girl's penis
>>220732912>niggas STEADY talm'bout "gock"It's literally one tranny and one other tranny and they've been at it with shitty spam for weeks now. Everything else itt apart from that one fruity nigga earlier who wanted advice on getting buck broken this thread has been very good by recent /cum/ standards.
should i play more halo or go to sleep
mmm... gock... *gluck gluck gluck*
My knee hurts ouchie*moans like an anime girl*
>>220732940shleep
corr might dl grindr and see if I can get my dick sucked to lose my virginity at 22if that doesn't work I don't think ill hire a whore, ill just take the fucking powers at that pointshoot me in the head
Listening to a Philip K Dick story right now. https://youtu.be/TrRHonZQn7QEnjoi mi frens.
>>220732951Philip K Gock
>>220732940Kek at the pic. I miss playing halo 3 split screen with my lame ass cousins.
>>220732946sleepers be likei live in bedmonton
namefags be like "yeah it's those other people that are gay and obnoxious" lmao
>>220732946evens shleepodds halothe numbers shall decide my fate
kek deez nibbas dont even know who gock wan is
>>220732978
>>220732989fruity ass nigga
>>220732936I dont think any of my posts have been spammy. I thought you were conversing with me because you liked the conversation. Please dont do it if its just tedious.
>>220732991goodnight
phwoar bedmontonshire-on-pimms
>>220733017night bud
>>220733017sleep well fren
GLOCK SHOCKRUN IT BACK NOWKNOCKIN A COP UNCONSCIOUS MUH STEEZE IS BALLIN' OUT
meant to post diss erlier but dings went wacky so will post it now since still in the clip board:"corr grapplin' dem breasticlespropa gud diss wunde-lactatizin' the nips"
>>220733038>>220733039peace
gacking goff my gock rn ah fuck shit im gonna gum aahhhhhhh shiiiiiiiii im gumming im gumning rn gahhhhhhhhhhhh GUCK
>>220732895>You make it sound amazingIt's like what Miyazaki would think the Midwest is like, even down to a dairy farm and a red brick church being the first things you see when you come in from the South and the baseball field being the first you see coming in from the North. >Let's both try our best to excelThanks, I heard you're going to grad school, good luck with that big guy.>Arizona was pretty when i visited but i know the environment would eat at meNobody lives in the pretty parts of Arizona apart from richfags and Indians withering away on reservations. The parts of AZ where people live like Tucson and Phoenix are fucking awful and among the most soul-crushing places in the country and world, they're like LA minus the handful of things that give LA character but with all the Mexicans and 20 degrees hotter on average.>Not desertIn my headcanon you're from Denver
so what if i suck a gock here and there
zoom zoom be likei live in namefagcouver
the sleep fairies are calling me chau frens
>>220732950>might dl grindr and see if I can get my dick sucked to lose my virginity at 22God wouldn't like that and I know your parents wouldn't either
>>220733139this lil nigga going to bedmonton
This gock thing is juvenile shock humor. Grow up.
might get this one when it goes on sale
Been awake nigh on 24 hours now. Considering gock.
females be likei live in galgary
goodnight
>>220733150gock humour
The gockmaster
everybody gone surfingsurfing hungary
i propose a daring synthesis: surf gock + AI
if i had the money i would buy this>>220733165looks cool
circumstances have lead to me needing to patronize a laundromat this week. i see there is a brand new one that just opened a few months ago nearby. this is excellent. due to modern building habits, most apartments have in-suite laundry machines and the necessity for off site laundromats have dramatically fallen. the ones that are still in business are ancient, shabby, half the machines are busted, filthy, poorfag grungey locations, coin only. This one brand new burb sprawl area, squeaky clean new machines and owners who (for now) appear to give a shit.
My gf was born in 2007
https://youtu.be/C0BtoSjzJK4
>>2207332344k pieces is crazy
oh shit quints approachinggib
Why is this general so obsessed with transvestite penises
>>220733339its just one jasonkin
>>220733339>Why is this general so obsessed with transvestite penisesIt's one pooner from Canada and an America tranny, they're both from /tttt/ and have set up shop here, especially at real nigga hours
>>220733323this one is even bigger
>>220733333
>>220733362i have been on /cum/ since 2014
>>220733339if gocks didnt want us to suck them why are they so slurpable
>>220733375>i have been on /cum/ since 2014You and I both know you're not the same person from 2014
>>220733363i want the sail barge the most its 3k pieces
who wants to go on the fren coaster?
actual low quality thread, fuck leafs man. shit aint cool
>>220733393i dont give a shit about qualityposting anymore its all the same shit every thread might as well have fun with it
tubular
dude fr this is so not cool. if you guys don't take this general seriously you can just leave.
>>220733400me>>220733422>its all the same shit every thread might as well have fun with itYou're the one who's been spamming the same three canned phrases for at least two weeks, nigga you're why it's the same shit every thread
>>220733440internet is srs bizness
>>220733440serious posts only
got a (You) in the german thread
>>220731746society would COLLASPE
>>220733454im on top of the food chain now
do you guys remember spinster, i wonder what her gock tasted likei'm being serious btw, serious replies please
>>220733463my condolences
abandon ship new thread >>220733500
WTF happened, whole joint was shut down
HELLOOOO??
>>220733674I'll make real new, not that cringe one
Hey Peter, remember the time Sneakers O’Toole had gay sex with Big Chungus?
REAL new>>220733737>>220733737>>220733737