bros-in-law edition
>>220738386Sex gifs
CREAMING
Come on BarbieLet's go sharty
>>220738386ever notice their bald heads?
what regions are we picking then
>>220738359hope the Black Bastard lands on his feet
Got food poisoning after travelling in Pakistan but it's slowly reduced from full blown shits to the type you have after a few pints and a questionable kebabI'll call that progress
look at those fucking teeththat's what the yanks think 100% of us look like
>nnnnnghey uncle hank chegg this ou-ACK
>>220738439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3RG1WzK71Y
feeling blackpilled and furiousseriously i hate women so much
How long can you safely stay in Scotland for before developing an addiction to heroin and hard liquor?
>>220738461wow what a great audience
>>220738461sCREAM
what's all this about captchas
>>220738481im going strong after 25 years
>>220738473>harry hillare you 12?
>>220738481studies show the average is 26 years
>>220738495she was only 19
>>220738499think you're more used to asking that on roblox
>>220738491it slow
>>220738457she just has promiment front teeth though, it's not like they're chipped and dark-yellow
>>220738518past a certain age a man without a 19 year old teenage girlfriend can be a bad thing
>>220738512rorke the pensioner apopleptic we aren't paying thousands on coal
>>220738518she was 17
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
>>220738547nah not for me this age gap stuff
This is my neighbourhood. Open the door NOWWW.Ok he kinda has aura.
>>220738547doubt there's a single 37yo out there that regrets it desu
>>22073855317 is legal pops
>>220738576blud is called arse in weiner
>>220738558Keep on rolling baby
>>220738457bunny teeth are cute
>>220738576mogs me tbf
>>220738547For a 19 year old girl to actually date an old man it’s either because he is rich/famous or she has had some fucked up shit happen to her when she was younger which has messed with her head. Both are sad
>>220738613why does he have a cameltoe
>WHEA_UNCORRECTABLE_ERROR (0x124)Im not a computer whizz but that doesnt sound great
40 posts in 20 minutes/brit/ is dead
>>220738612women like that usually show too much gum
>>220738614Not really not everyone is obsessed with age
>>220738614what if it's true love huh rorke did you ever think about that in your miserable chud life huh>>220738657taking like 60 seconds to pull a captcha and zero word from the administrators whether it's intentional or a bug from their latest maintenance. Only the most dedicated no-lifers such as myself are ploughing on through this horrible user experience
New metro game is coming out lads
>>220738614don't think you believe thatthink you picked it up from some woman
>>220738657well i have to wait about 2 minutes to actually make a post
remember that programme altered carbon where he had to fight his sister while she was naked. that was a bit weird
>>220738657passlets bobby boiling
gf farting in defiance of patriarchal normsHer enemy is the patriarchy but I am collateral damage
hades II soon ps5 chads
test
>>220738701queef in her face
went on a really long bus journey today and saw some lambs just chilling out in a field
>>220738701
>>220738707enjoy our sloppy seconds consolepleb
caddeupplagan
>>220738707already played it on me switch lite console device but enjoy it lad x
Dr Z.estynigga
>>220738771ktim
I've had enough! I'm on strike from /brit/ posting until the unpaid ones sort this shit out
got the air con on
keep getting hard thinking about licking alysa liu's soles :/
hi
mad how much the minor inconvenience of a slow captcha cuts down on the rate of posting
So the site is not just dogshit slow for just me thenGood this pleases me. I don't want to suffer alone. This builds bonds and strengthens our family ties.
>>220738386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-84y6YSduk
So when are they fixing their dogshit website?
>>220738842what's really mad is that even schizos like heatherpaedo aren't posting
people must be more conservative with their posts now
>>220738842Mad how a certain mentally ill twat doesn't even bother posting, brain must be fried if he can't even wait for the captcha to load
>>220738830
lol how does the entire Avatar Netflix movie just leak online months before its release I haven't seen shit like that since the 2000s. I remember when the Wolverine workprint leaked, that shit was so funny.
poo
Expooose me, expoooose me, expooooooose mefuck yeah...
nobody:literally nobody:rorke:leftypol:/brit/:
mental how much confidence I get when I’m behind the wheel I will tailgate, flash, undertake, brake check, get big to anyone but really I’m a skinny pussy who’s never had a fight
>>220738880would love to lick her bum
>Liu is the oldest of five children, with siblings Selina and triplets Julia, Justin, and Jaylin[6], all of whom were born via surrogacies through two anonymous egg donors, with Liu sharing the same birth mother as the triplets. Her father also stated that Liu met her birth mother later in life as a teenager.[7] Arthur's mother came from China to help him raise his children when they were little.[5]Mental how Alysa Liu's dad just up and decided to have kids one day by himself and forced his mum to help raise them
make every post count. don't just post nonsense like poo screaming. that's a waste of time.
po
>>220738937>forced his mum to help raise themmums helping raise the kids of her kids is normal
I sit, in my desolate roomNo lights, no musicJust anger
mad h
screaming poo
thinking about what life would be like today if we'd invested fully in nuclear 25 years ago :(
>>220738968
>>220738990oil companies would be struggling you communist
>>220738990we'd just be shutting them down now for retarded reasons like germany did
can't drive so no idea what tf undertaking even means lol
>>220738990you'd probably still be a feckless incel staying in your dark smelly incel bedroom all day
>>220738998HH brother100%
>>220738990if only
>>220739017do you feel good about yourself waiting for the captcha to load just to be mean?
>>220739014like overtaking but you pass the pass on their left instead of right
>>220739023
>>220739014kane's brother isn't it
>>220739043prefer not to say
these mf captchas got a nigga mad asl
*Pops on my conspiracy hat*Reckon the slow captchas is here to stay now. Much like every streaming service adding in more and more adverts until you have to pay for premium or go insane 4chan is now forcing users to pay for passes since they know most people on here use adblockers and no respectable company wants to advertise on here anyway so they can't make money from it. Just you mark my words lads. Mark 'em.
Morning lads x
fucking screaming why is dtfic ghost posting on the archive
We don't need deportations, we need executions. Remigration is letting them off the hook, the need to be DEAD.
they messed up big john's ordernot bosh at all.
captcha? im too affluent for such activities
last time I truly enjoyed time on 4chan was during /rbmk/ threads on /tv/. /bcs/ came close when better call saul was still running into 2022 but it wasn't the same.
>>220739089Proposed method of execution?
>>220739086what is this nigga doing
>>220739107for me it was /got/ threads
>>220739089alri rupert mate how's the farm x
toil donemight be an early bed for me tonight in fact i might go now
FIX YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!!!!
is posting really slow for anyone else or is it just me?
Why don't we just build nuclear plants now so we can enjoy them in 10 years? Otherwise in 10 years we're gonna be wishing we built more now.
>>220739190nuclear power plants are dangerous and expensive
>>220739107/rbmk/? Tchernobyl fans?
>mfw shitposting limp bizkit on /mu/
>>220739152for me it's whenever you post x
elderly rorke giving the palliative nurse the ick when he looks cringe as he dies
me? im going. the question is will YOU be there
>>220739204Keep on rolling baby
>>220739190Solar is just better mkay?Also do you want anudda fukushima IN ENGLAND?
I'd be such a terrible boyfriend it's unreal. I'm so thoroughly unpleasant and unthoughtful to others, both women and men alike. Just a downright evil cretin to my core. Not in an edgy way, more like extremely self-centered to the extent I don't ever bother to consider others. It's no surprise I'm alone and if I'm being honest it's really for the best because I'm a real piece of work. People like me NEED to die alone, for the prosperity of the human race.
>>220739213Depends.Do van Nistelrooy and Scholes still play?
>>220739205genuinely got butterflies in my chest when I read this haha x
is redditflags down girlies? x
>>220739211sc
As an Irish Australian which country should I defect to/how do I sabotage the anglo empire
>>220739200they're expensive but not dangerous the ussr just built shitty onesfukushima directly killed like 2 people I don't remember
>>220739242i would be the exact opposite if any ladies are reading this
>>220739097hope he has a massive heart attack and dies soon
frankly insane tweet and way to run your business lmao
I'd also be a terrible boyfriend but more because I've a small willard that's only about 5 inches stiff
>>220739200Not that dangerous anymore, and with a nuclear plant built to last 60 years, assuming it's financed and paid off in half that time, that's 30 years of profiting from low carbon energy. Plus the importing of crude oil and gas is a massive economic drain with an unpredictable and volatile market. Just can't see how we can lose in the long run
rorke checking the speed of the windscreen wipers on the drivers around him and being sure to set his to an equal or lower speed
>>220739302would you ever let someone tie a pink ribbon around it
>>220739296Why would he do this? Horrible man
>>220739274almost 200,000 people were displaced from their homes, thousands of acres of farmland were destroyed, and the long term ecological impact on local wildlife and global sea life is still being felt to this day
>>220739313don't even dare use the back one if I cant see several others using them
>>220739317sure
was 35 at the weekendfucked a man wearing his wifes knickers in a hotel room on my lunch breakhad to wash arse smell from my knob when i got home to my flat and went to pissgoing to get steaming now and forget my shit life
>>6h 30m 06s documentary on 'JBW' and 'BWC'
>>220739353sounds like your life is mint
>>220739335they could have built it better and it would have been fine, and the UK doesn't get tsunamis anyways
>Barebacking a blokeomds
>>220739353
>>220739353are you 100% bum bandit or a woman-shagger who occasionally partakes of male arses?
>>220739296thats what you get for supporting black owned businesses
Wish my every night were like the Smack my Bitch up video minus the puking
what if you get poo down your japs eye
>>220739390mostly straight, just need sexual human contact sometimes
>>220739390If he was a shagger he wouldn’t have to resort to fucking men especially not some grim boomer wearing his wife’s knickers
Apparently it's illegal to fight in any army that isn't australia, nz, uk, America, Canada or for jews the israeli military maybe French foreign legion, you can face 20 years in prison
shouldn't have bothered getting up today. waste of time
>>220739411corrrrr... didn't think of that lad! might give this botty bashing a go meself
the more atheist this country has become the worse it’s gotfunny that
chuckling to myself remembering that /r/ireland post where a lad posted the sonogram image of his child and all the comments were people telling him it might be a good time to tell his missus he spends his spare time shagging blokes arses raw on the side after they went back through his comments on other subs
like it's only poo it's not really that big a dealno different to sampling someone's saliva when you kiss them
>>220739437reminds me of 1940 and how good britain was thanks to all the godsquadding
do wish I could smoke weed without getting addicted. I miss smoking
>>220739412ever tongued another man's bumhole?
>>220739446link for the bi-curious?
grow up freaks
WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR
>>220739446link?
my flag is broken and posts are lagging when i submit them and i'm not pleased quite frankly
>>220739462Yh looks horrible
>>220739470>>220739482https://old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1r3qsay/a_baby_in_this_economy/
>>220739468did it to his today because he asked for it
got a child abuse ad on youtube, what did my algorithm mean by this
>>220739465wish I could smoke weed without getting heart palpitations and feeling like im not real
might generate heat and boil water to make steam to spin a turbine that makes electricity haha
Are any of you gentlemen fans of the 'Avatar' film series? I know I am
>>220739437do you have ocd
nvidia wants you to believe this is an improvement
Leftypol looking for cruising spots
86 year old man drove out in front of a motorbike yesterday in my area and killed the rider. Imagine how grim that must be.
>>220739524yeah but how does a turbine spinning generate electricity?I wanna say it's something to do with copper coils like big coils and there's a magnet or something. Frankly it needs looking into
>>220739524can't be done
>>220739514lol how does that even happen just smoke it then go order a dominos, put a comedy on listen to some tunes, happy days
>>220739499why are they like this
hello
>>220739524>>220739559makes you wonder just how fucked in the head the person who came up with electricity must have beenno normal human would have reached the solution
>>220739548shit implementation desucan always tell when a game is designed with rtx off in mind because it blows the fuck out of the contrast
>>220739571hi
>>220739571you've been doing this for YEARS you freak
Ban niggers, not VPNs.
>>220739608dickhead he posted with a capital H and i did lowercase. two completely different people
could have a stir fry for tea or alternatively a load of bread and cheese
>>220739571Hello there
>>220739568I'm impressed by how they're trying to disguise their desire for gossip and disregard for the fag's privacy with supposed concern for the wife contracting STI's. Disingenuous little runts
>>220739582elton... no. just... no mate.
time for bed
fuck this gay earth
watching top gear in georgia and it looks nicer there than almost every place in my county
love baseball me
We Met Today & Will Never Meet Again
>>220739656its 6pm you fool
am fucken gay an ma dicks tiyney
feeling cheeky
>still posting in a 2 hour old thread/brit/ dead
>>220739683got into it slightly after going to see a dodgers game in la
>>220739683i don't like it when the dugouts clear and they have little pretend fights over nothing, it's all very performative and yankish and probably fueled by lots of drug addled brainscan you imagine in cricket if all the coaching staff raced down from the pavilion to have a little fight with the bowler any time someone was hit in the head with a ball
>>220739656looks a bit like a fray bentos pie from the thumbnail
>>220739548only good things nvidia have ever done are cuda and nvenc. been nothing but gimmicks since.
>>220739726think the site's a bit fucked
who did syndey sweeney piss off that they're putting her through this humiliation ritual
brit word cloudmore boring than I expected
hahaha quite right, quite right
>>220739750rorke doing big numbers
4chan more like borechan
>>220739742exactly one year since the hack by soyjak party and the site gets fucked with againbit strange innit
any cumbums in the forum this evening?
>>220739779do you reckon the soyjak clowns feel a bit silly that 4chan persists after all that effort they put in
I'm sorry but Becks Blue with breakfast is insane even for Timothy James ByrneHe's drinking real whisky now too
should I go to this board game night? time is running outit says solo people are welcome but what if I'm the only solo person there?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB0rsKH_Brocare to elaborate?
>>220739742they're dragging with the slow captchas and loads on purpose so fewer cunts like yourself spam pure shite and the post quality actually goes up
poo bradley
>>220739499he's a bottom as wellscrim
captchas are still slowhas to be intentional no
>>220739750
>>220739845>>220739861yeah didn't work did it
>>220739896this is like if /brit/ was a serial killer doing a death threat with newspaper clippings
>>220739845can't say i give a solitary shite about captchas
just realised i can post on /vip/might not
>>220739896
>>220739997don't see the appeal really
>>220739845
yeah they're trying to get us all to buy a pass. well i for one won't fall for it.
>>220734271Did you at least listen to the conversation?
well that's two lads wanking onto a laptop isn't it then
Is my internet slow today or is 4chan dying?
>>220739834You should go, act like a sperg and then come back and entertain us with tales of your social incompetence.
I'm here about your plugs.
driven over 200 miles in the last 24 hours
right well
>>220740017FLOWZING>>220740018I know what this is, I won't open it.
didn't need to see that
think i know who is responsible
watch gay porn now
it's over.
*makes bear noises*
let's not be having any mental health melties tonight
>>220740176it's Champion's League night so emotions will be high
I just went into the petrol station and some young woman was kicking off with the man behind the till because he asked her if she goes to the gym. To be fair it’s one of them touchy areas you shouldn’t really ask about, especially women.But then she turned to me and said “how come you didn’t ask him if he goes to the gym, because he clearly fucking doesn’t!”What the fuck I didn’t say anything
the redmen
report feature is fucked
right well thats a bi-directional Ari cum tribute directly onto a laptop monitor
any brave lad want to go onto irc to ask them politely what the bloody heck they're playing at?
>>220740214I may or may not have used it.
>>220740224Ariana homosexual and Carlybender linked up
get the captchas brokennice one
>>220740018did this with my ipad when steaming in a hotel roomhad a flight the next day and there were clear cum stains on the cover when i took it out for the security scannage
Absolutely phenomenal phenotype, type of person who if you drew him you’d be called a racist
might go and do something productive like have a wank
>>220739821mind your own business sunshine he'll have you gone
>gouthaven't heard from goutlad in a while come to think of it
>>220740272who was the man you did it with?
Leftypol being the killers deerstalker despite being the only one hooked
>>220740204Who's playing?>>220740206I flirt with customers all the time.
Keep calm and rape niggers
nobody is giving me any attention why do you hate me
>>220740314cj de mooie on a mad one
>>220740274he looks completely normal
>>220740349A bit gay innit?
>>220740350um x
don't like eating every day, might become part time anorexic
because it takes so long to post i will be responding to multiple posts at once>>220740349right well that's not on is it>>220740350>>220740360don't know what this means
>>220740367what is going through that cranium?
streets are saying Timothy James Byrne either had a full on lobotomy or some kind of electro-shock therapyall planned by the construction workers no doubt
right, im going to have to batch up my (You)s nowthey've really done me now>>220740350it's because of the new captcha and posting times>>220740393that was going to be MY gimmickfucks sakecan't have shit in /brit/
>>220740334> works behind a till> flirts with customers> doesn’t see any of this as a problemIndian detected
you're from the sainsbury's aren't youyou're from the sainsbury's aren't you
>>220740391I fast until lunch then sometimes just forget now>>220740413you're from sainsburys aren't you>>220740417even passposting is slow as fuck it's actually over
>>220739242kahteem but i'd make a good gf solely because of my thicc arse
can i post then or what
*stands in the corner avoiding eye contact with everyone*
>>220740391just do intermittent fasting. i hate eating too so i just get it done in a 6 hour window
going to get a big hook and jam it up my nose and mash it around until my brain is mush
>>220740460no. fuck off
>>220740413dentist probably did it
thats me in the corner,thats me in the spotlight,dropping my spaghetti
>>220740460you can, but it's like sending a fucking telegram to the new world>>220740485couldn't be me, just eaten my tea and still could eat, greedy guts i am>>220740493alri timbo
>>220740500
>perform "maintenance">fuck the site up good and propersome operators running this place
>>220740544just proves they have no rollback policies in place whatsoever. amateurs
>>220740524>it's like sending a fucking telegram to the new worldthat makes it sound cool
>>220740544you get what your given matetough tits>>220740524going to start doubling up my replies then as well take the piss this
women are so stupid i don't even hate them they're just fucking dumb
are there any shows about black people that isn't about them being black
btw if you're a girl and you read my post i didn't mean it i was just joking x
mad how mental that poo peng gay porn
>>220740582they are not dumb enough to love me sadly!
>>220740611what else would it be about?
>>220740611they deal a lot of cheeky drugs in the wire
Oh 4chan mods..!!You've made/brit/Awfully slow..!!Gay Sex arse..!!
>>220740423Ok Rorke the shagless one, lol
Hello
>>220740663poo paki..!!screaming..!!
don't make a newit'd be 30 minutes of a thread with three posts
>>220740711nigga think he adele
only 7:30been thinking its time for bed but still at least half an hour before i can even think about going to bed
my heart is feeling a bit achey after i ate all that unhealthy foodhope i don't die
>>220740663now this... kind of post.seems almost....NORMAL!!!because the boa....rd'..is so -- SLOW1!!!po o br a .. dley!
a sad state of affairs
>>220740814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc
Zoltan is en route to my location
Not a fan of niggers
i'm seething
we could head over to the shart for a bituntil that fucking chinese gimp fixes the site
>>220740814remember that this is most likely oesphegeal spasms or trapped wind, just relax x
>>220740821he never said that
dont all post at once
/brit/is over
>>220740838good grief who>>220740844good grief>>220740855ok good grief>>220740877good grief nokeep in clicking get captcha then by the time i look back its expiredyeah good advice mateso just putting all my posts in one go now
>>220741005>>220741005>>220741005Made a new that you can all struggle to post in
>>220740972why has he started giving all this woke wellness advice all of a sudden who gives a fuck what jake humphries has to say
>>220740980source?