seXXX editionprevious >>220733500
only in death can one be a true incel because if you're alive there is always a chance
oh, i'll take this one, and not just 'cause it was first.>>220743650*latin, not greek. pardon me. such an easy mistake to make! i was only off by a few landmasses and eras! pff haha
>seXXX edition>gets three sixes
Meditating on boobs right now. holding the visual of large massive titty knockers in my mind while breathing in and out
I just tried summit diet Cola from ALDIsit fucking sucks, don't buy
i sincerely enjoy some ai porn. the ai-isms can be hot, like the ai adds cum seeping out of nipples for some reason.
other new was made by LEO the fag
>>220743704Diet Dr. Pepper is the only diet cola worth a damn
did they fix the captcha yet nope looks like still pretty bad huh
>>220743742/cum/ just drinks kool-aid
>>220743171kf or sharty or x, everything else is dead for anonymous imageboards>>220743723don't goon or look at porn.
>>220743742pepsi max! i haven't drank soda in years, but that one was very nice.
something went wrong in jiudan cave
>>220743751discord and x just arent the same twitter you dont get responses and discord is drama hell for obsessed retards and riddled with teenagers
Lately being druk and scrolling at my facebook feed of snack-tier college hoes looking for places to rent has been my past-time.
>>220743749go away leonardo aka lumsbra
>>220743785food for thought, if you live in a college town you can always rent a room to hot college babes and get hot steamy sex with college babes
>>220743666i jerked off to ai porn this morning before i went to bed! neat!
>botched & ruined young hoe drinking beer on the picyeah ill pass, ho.
Sisterwitz is using my Switch for Fall Guys
>>220743795>and get hot steamy sex with college babesHaha, in a perfect world. They're not mentally retarded or have that poorfag mentally.
>jerking to ai anime porn grim
>>220743784I would never, ever post on a non-anonymous website. (I know 4chan isn't truly anonymous, I just mean the level of casual anonymity we have)
>>220743795man niggas out here getting entire careers ruined over as much if a woman just mutters something no way in hell id mess with that
>>2207438001 1 trillion IQ for that choice.
God damn it takes forever to post now
>>220743799>this morning before i went to bedbats and raccoons getting on their computers to blow one. cool.
Just coom'd
>>220743795very "I've never been to the USA" coded post
>>220743666GIWTWM (the one in the green)
>>220743723AI porn is disappointing. Most sties are just chat-bot. I need visuals.
I'm drunk as fuckin fuckin fuckity fuck fuck. Anytning I posted I do not mean it, fucking pigz.
going to work at 9 pm again
Posting on the thread of the /cum/Watchin' anons seethe awayhttps://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug
>>220743860Based, death to AmeriKKKa, viva la raza
>>220743864>OtisHard as fuck, I love me some goddamn Otis Redding songs.
Lol
SENORITAAAA!!!!
Kanye has a twin?
>>220743888these tranny ass troon are such a goddamn shame because they could just be my gf instead of trooning out and becoming a freak
Can pooners piss out their frankenstein-dicks or is it purely cosmetic?
anyone want to play black ops 1 zombies
Maybe I should join the coast guardAt least there would be little chance of getting sent to Iran and you still get all the bennies
>>220743923yeah but i don't have it
niggas will open that first door in zombies and hold it against you for the rest of the game
>>220743784there's sharty and kf then for anonymous if you're comfortable with giving up NSFW
>>220743919yes, urethra construction is simple, they do it on normal people who can't piss from their genitals e.g. old people having catheters
Test
Just received an email who tf writes and sends an email at 9:40pm , have some respect bitch
I can't believe Justin Bieber is the biggest artist of our generation
>>220743949How does the piss come out they create fake veins?
I'm not manly enough to be some chad mercenary killing people in the congo, but just mannish enough that i still give h.r foids the ick and scare them. In that golden zone so to speak
How the hell did the guy from Whitest Kids You Know become the biggest horror director?>>220743962Me
Okay, but Israel still has a right to exist.
went to the jiu jitsu gymit went out of business and was closed and that made me really sad so i went to the store to buy edibles instead. i got a really good price so i ended up buying enough for more than a few months. the lady at the buzz in thing was really friendly to me and that was nice. id like to search for another place to train but that was the only place that was in my town. feeling crestfallen.
>>220743962oh, lay an egg. sometimes thoughts or feelings come off-schedule. if you didn't want a reply at night, why did you look at it? set your phone to 'not' and pump the breaks on the whining.
>>220744002Emails are not for thoughts and feelings. this was a request for interview
Going to make a move on an East African girl in my government class on Thursday. I met her early in the semester but hadn't really got around to formally meeting her given I moved around the class a lot and her attendance is spotty.I wasn't sure for a while but I glanced over at her phone today (nobody ever listens to the professor because he's a retard) and saw that she kept liking insta posts of pretty White boys, though I'm unsure if they're people she knows or not.Regardless, I'll check it out.
>>220744013what would those same things cost today?
>>220744013this is the end of days
>>220744016Black women are hot, good on you, zoom zoom.
>>220744016Is that Kelela?
>>220744024Everything.
>>220744036the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice-thomas jefferson
>>220744014oh. sorry, mine is just how i communicate with family when it isn't over the phone. my bad.
>>220744037>Is that Kelela?Yes, I listened to that album a lot when I was a teenager. I like a lot of that alternative R and B stuff and am a bit assmad that The Weeknd was the only one from that wave of musicians to ever make it big given he was the weakest.
>>220743969they create a fake orifice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW9TwZdWpjw
>>220744046Your family is weird. No one uses email
>>220744044the blacker the berry the bigger (ropes of cum) I shoot
>>220744013Is the text at the top supposed to be shaped like a brain
>>220744044Easy for him to say when he had a plantation full of an endless supply of negrita rape meat
>>220744056it's mostly my dad's side, they're slow adopters. shoot, it took a while before we even got emails across! ha! but any method to stay in touch. have to send a few snail-mail letters during the holidays. whatever it takes. just never wanna lose the thread, you know?
>>220744057are you gonna tell her you paid 15$ on a 4chan pass?>>220744070youre scaring the hoes
>>220744080>youre scaring the hoesThere are no women here
>>220744090that shit had aoe
Yo is this shit still broken or are we back
im going to cum
There's literally nothing with emailing someone at 2am
>>220744113we are so back
>>220744113we never left, but yeah. the captcha is still a piece of fuckin' shit hahaha. lame-ass broken crap. i dunno. i guess i should be thanking it, it's the only reason we aren't *completely* spam-scum. the vpn guys must be furious. it's laying one on them every single post. your urges will have to wait with this uncomfortable hymen of five minutes or so, so, you know.
i just cant be assed to troubleshoot mods at 12 30 am
>>220744080>are you gonna tell her you paid 15$ on a 4chan pass?No, I've never paid for a pass>>220744113Been fine since about noon. We're SO back.
I'm tired
We aren't back, this shit is still taking forever to go through for me
>>220744177I'm listening to Katseye
do you get the non-fuck-F-word pass if you're a little gay? i feel like we should, if blacks can say theirs in song lyrics, i feel like i should have at least one arcade token to say "faggot" without someone getting all bendy-straws about it.>>220744182 jesus H., yeah it is. holy moley.
>>220744185You a femboy, tranny or hot girl?
I am so fucked. there's definitely something seriously wrong with me physically & it's so many different things at once that i seriously doubt I will ever be fully healthy again
>>220743962email social etiquette is 24/7
>>220744200just say what you will
we back?
>>220744200You talk and think like a retarded faggot so I don't see why not
GOOGLE 67 RIGHT NOW
>>220744215No, email is strictly during daylight work hours. Sending emails at night is disrespectfulOnly social media and texting are 24/7
>>220744216>>220744221two affirmatives, i take that as official. mods? the next time i say "faggot" after this post, if you take issue, ban them, not me! lol it's like a bar, the bouncer said this was all okay! hahaha
Had bean patties, corn, steamed broccoli, and kombucha
>>220744230The whole point of email and texting is it is asynchronous communication. Needing to do it at a specific time of day when you expect the person is physically there to receive it is madness.
>>220744233Is this a bit? How did you find your way out of r*ddit
>>220744242Email is a more formal medium than texting, and therefore common courtesy dictates that you only email during work / daylight hours
>>220744243yeah, it's a bit. i'm practicing my stand-up career on 4chan. no, dude, i'm just a little drunk and feeling playful. if i ever make a reddit account, i hope i get run-over.
>>220744229ho. ly. friggin. cr*p.
>>220744229rotted out
>drink one beer>become extremely drowsy 2 hours laterMight quit alcohol
>>220744283Alcohol has the opposite effect on me. When I drink sometimes i get zero sleep because things suddenly become interesting again
>>220744283Me after I vomited stomach bile for two days
When will the captcha be fixed?
>>220744283It's not the alcohol necessarily in that circumstance, it could just as well be the carb crash. If you tried vodka soda or gin martini with no carbs you may not experience the same kind of crash
>entire body aching>arms and chest feeling sore despite not having worked out, strange almost like numb feeling in hands and feet>odd head painWtf i feel like im fucking decomposing in real time holy shit i'm in so much pain
>>220744320I know someone who wants to fight you
it's so crazy how the russian army is literally mordor
Her or Sydney Sweeney?
>>220744319i have the same problem with wine.
>>220744294you're either built for it, or you aren't. it's actually a good thing. if it makes you woozy and tired, you're a healthy, normal person. same if it repulses you after a night of too much. something is falsely-wired with alcoholics, and i've met a pair that weren't me. we just have different reactions to it. alkies drink booze like regular people drink coffee. they need to get spun up to get going. we wake up jittery and antsy, and need something to take the sharp ends of awake off. a unit or four, and then, ahh, alright. time to get the day started. the bronze lining, is that we don't get hangovers, we don't get headaches or upset stomachs. it's all just kind if a nifty boozy cruise. until pancreatitis or cirrhosis catches up with us. try not to think too much about that, myself.
>>220744044thomas jefferson owned slaves quite problematic
>>220744341who?
>>220744356drinking too much is bad for you. take it in moderation
>>220744345They don't have anything half as cool as Grond.
any cute girls here want to add me on discord
>>220744389they're on their way, dude. just give them like, ten, or fifteen more minutes. and all those sexy internet babes you hear about will all be in here.
desd bosd
>>220744428Play with my pussy
test
piece of shit captcha is even worse than it was this morning
Is the site still fucked for everyone
reading a lovecraft story
>>220744364Lucky guy
Lord please just take me and end my piece of shit torturous existence already
>brooklyn, michigan
>>220744499they appear to be making fixes right now. captcha just got better but posting is slower/has errors
>>220744510if you're that ready to go, you must be ready to talk honestly. what's got you into such a valley, and its shadow?
drinking milk
hello
>>220744525Life
>>220744536>LifeYeah it sucks when somebody beats you at that game, at least you had people to play it with.Always preferred Apples to Apples desu
why come I get a better buzz off 4.2% guinness than an 8.1% steelie
Hello
>>220744530hey buddy.>>220744536oh, come on, that's a BS answer, and you know it. life is bad. life is also good. look, of you're really ready to throw all your chips off the table, surrender, and succumb, i insist you elaborate a little.
FUCK YOU GOOKMOOT LET ME POST
Africa calls for aide
Does anyone want to give me hugs?
>>220744522lol you’re replying to my post but there’s no actual (You) tagAt least my post went through at all, which is new for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNTb8CyTIjw
hi
>>220744616hola
we are so back
>>220744559Your thoughts?
>>220744419lumsbra is the only brazilian I want to add he is pretty
>>220744560always. and it's gonna be one of those ones that start comforting, but then you're like, "okay, okay, we're good. done with this."
>>220744560i'll give you a hug anon
Do not prolapse
>>220744560
my job sucks but it pays the bills
>>220744554None of your business you nosy fag mind your own business
>>220744560No but I can kick you in the nutsack
didn't ask
I found the girl i'm dating's blog xitter and it's not looking good bros. I suppose she would be unhappy with my evil incel chud posts on 4chan but still
>>220744629
>>220744638*Orange man voice*I’M GONNA PROLAPSE
>>220744560Ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp
It finally happened
we are so fucking back
>>220744683The page refreshed itself on the same prompt
phwoarfink the captchaberg hath been fixed and amelioratedyes it doessmooth runningsthe dindinbergization [redactorized]hella gucci
this whole episode of MIGApedes seething at the pope is true clown world
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>220744716the pope is the boss we gotta listen to him otherwise we're in trouble
an entire day of shitposting stymied. i'm furious. or the littler one, perturbed.
>>220744716What's even more pathetic is them posting picrel and clips from it as if quintessential WASP sects like Episcopalianism and Presbyterian aren't far more cucked than even the pope on a bad day or that Evangelicalism and Pentecostalism on a global scale are even Browner and more thirdie-coded than Catholicism outside of the U.S.
i stayed up so lateit's 11:30omg
>11:30>latenigga could never survive RNH in ye olde /cum/
>>220744798i have bipolar and sometimes i dont sleep for 3-5 days at a time but then usually im a big sleepy head. it feels kinda nice to go crazy and listen to porter robinson
Life is pointless without friendship
>>220744798I'll never give up real nigga hours, best time in the world.
>>220744830mhy little pony: friendship is magic
>>220744830wrong, its just pointless in general those are just distractions
>>220744830
Under 2 weighted blankets and feel so good. I winder if i have autism or something because it feels so nice>>220744853Yofukashi no utaLove the night
why tf am I developing swamp ass AFTER I get home form work
goodnight
Test N
>>220744961o
The Midwest is better than the south
>>220744980I know someone who wants to fight you
>>220744853>>220744919>>220744798Real nigga hours are the only time I have in my life that's truly free. Every other hour I'm either at the University, gym, or with my family in some capacity. You guys are some of the only fairweather friends I have, and I love you guys regardless of the board.
are we back babby?
lost a set of torx socketsbut then I found it, my 127 IQ ass mindlessly threw it in the trashI can't believe it
>>220745024
>>220745125
>>220745002>fairweather friendsYou do know what a fairweather friend is right? It's not a good thing.
>>220745179>You do know what a fairweather friend is right?I'm fucking dumb, sorry it's RNH
me and whomst
>>220745205ayo these kots finna be sleepy!
>>220745228dem nigga do be sleepy doe cuh
Is the site being fucky for anyone else?
We're all living in America
>>220745731>Is the site being fucky for anyone else?It's been awful all day man. Cloudflare is going retarded.
Last.fm is telling me I've listened to Lights by Ellie Goulding 1,082 times.
>>220745852Love Me Like You Do, Close To Me, and Something In The Way You move are much better
Is zoom zoom a bot based on redditors or something
Yeah I just had sex with my hand
>>220746025I jerked off three times today and only none of those times was I influenced by porn despite having it pulled up. Every time I closed it and focused instead. Feels good to be done with that once and for all.
Anybody here like grilled cheese
>>220746254I like grilled cheese but I'm terrible at making it and whenever my mum makes it for me she usually adds too much cheese and it's kinda nasty.
>>220746506>Too much cheeseare you GAY??
>>220746539Idk bro when it's gooey it's nasty.
The website was epic brokens earlier but now fix. I wish my face was as veiny as my penis. I wish all my skin was penis skin, balls skin, with little hairs. wrinkly, and foreskin skin.
I have one, long, thick hair growing out of a huge, dark mole on the tip of my penis.
The sprawl goes on forever. Condos, strip malls, liquor stores, fast food, banks, condos, strip malls…
>>220746985Where I lived, it was house field field, field field house, abandoned house field field...
Why are Americans like this?>$80 (about €68) for the train, $95 (about €81) for a shuttle bus—or at least $220 (about €187) for a parking spot at the stadium: If the German national team plays in the knockout round of the World Cup in Boston, getting there will be a costly affair for fans. In addition to the high ticket prices set by FIFA, two months before the tournament begins, transportation costs in some U.S. cities are causing particular discontent.
>In New York/New Jersey, too, travel costs to the stadium are expected to be astronomical. As reported by the website “The Athletic,” prices for the 29-kilometer train ride are likely to exceed $100 (about €85). A round-trip ticket normally costs $12.90 (about €11). The DFB team will play at least one match in the final stadium; in Group E of the preliminary round, they face Ecuador on June 25.!!!!!!>At the 2022 World Cup in Qatar and the 2024 European Championship in Germany, fans with a match ticket received free access to public transportation.!!!!!!
I think his name is mother shabubu now
>>220747358Labubuuuu Labubu
Making Indo mie ramen.
I like honey
>>220747567Indo Mie Special Chicken with a slice of Kraft Singles in the broth, boiled egg and chicken tenders.I love this!
I should’ve been a painter! Instead I’m just a shivering grey man screaming
Done eating Indo mie.>>220747688>brothYou know you're supposed to drain Indo mie right?
>>220743666Are these generic waifus or are they from an anime?
I died in or around 2003.
>>220743666What AI sir?
Happy 4:20
I got a big whole hock o’ hog
Dead
>>220743666
Are they gonna fix this or what
>>220748347no the janitors and admin dont care and hate this website
Fix what
>>220748869Fix your effing visage *socks you good*
okay how about now
Where's the proof of them hating the website?
still takes forever to post but the captcha seems to be fixedzam >>220747222>>220747281what did you expectconcert prices are always a complete ripoff here and this is like the Superbowl still probably gonna sell pretty well
we love recycling old material in /cum/ don't we folks
>>220749291No one makes OC anymore, so we just have the memetic equivalent of classical music
Do other people even use the word "folks" other than y people? I only see them use it.
>>220747432Did you know that was a glowie psyop
>>220749401https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%B6lkisch_nationalism
Experiencing rapid onset n-sl*r fatigue at work
two hour training shift done time to smoke weed and play minecraft
>>220749647anal training?
>>220749194what horrors await in /brit/?
Addo stann tutte quante
>>220749194>/dixie/>existing
america...
>>220750496Who the fuck cares?
>>220749291what is cum anyway but your genetic material recycled to make a new person
>>220750496>Millions of people have worked in warehouses for thousands of years>Some fatass dies because he can't meet basic ass fitness needs>"Wahhh Bezos bad!"
>>220750527>>220750547America really is the land of the loyal goyim, they're perfect slaves for their betters. Shouldn't you be making money for your boss right now?
>>220750595I'm a NEET, I don't have a boss. I have mysef, my SSI bvll, and emplytards who pay for my lifestyle. Every time I see some hardhat talk about their 15 hour shifts at the factory or whatever, I smile because his OT goes right into my pocket.
Website is acting weird
Breakfast: green tea first, then overnight oats with chia seeds and wheat germ and a sliced banana, then cold brew coffee with milk and cocoa powder
>>220750595Post hands jeet. I make more money than you, live in a no-tax state, and my taxes don't go to a troon cutting his dick off.
Zoomers add -uh to the end of every sentence
>>220750692The 'chan won't exist in 2030. Cap this.
>>220750595Spoken like an unemployable chungus
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DONIG-UH??
Eating boiled grilled cheese
>>220750746Good riddance. Even X is less censored than here
Obama did 9/11
>>220743929I'm afraid not. Coast guard gets sent to the ME regularly as well
im sleepy
>>220743929Join border patrol, pussy
>>2207506929/11 was a covid hoax dumbass
>>220750832Nah, I did 9/11. It was an accident,
Probably going to drop out of the community choir. They've been increasingly demanding with their call times and don't seem to respect the fact that I have other things to do in my life and they're not necessarily the priority. Even theatre directors have been more respectful of my time and other commitments.
9/11 was a tragedy
>>220747942There are soup ones and the dry ones, special chicken is SOUP noodle!
>>220751030ba dum tssss
>>220750858>Coast guard gets sent to the MEWhy? I have never heard of thatI thought coast guard was primarily for stopping smugglers and helping stranded ships
9/11 was sadThe holocaust was badWomen should be allowed to voteGo Yankees
>>220751104Your bussy smell like goat cheese, nigga.
>>220751104agreed but fuck the Yankees
>>220749447>Völkisch nationalism was a broad and predominant ideological view in Central Europe, represented in numerous nationalist, typically explicitly antisemitic and other racist associations of all kinds Why are Germans so racist? It's like it's in their DNA
Eating steamed ice cream
Ordered slop
>>220744716The pope is the supreme authority we have to be good little cucks and sit our ass down and listen to the old pedo in a dress
every single fucking day with these fucking landscapers, suburbs are the worst place to live.
>>220751257Yeah?
Cheez it's aren't processed they are natural, they grow on trees in the Himalayas and are harvested by the brave Cheezit Sherpas of Nepal
Woke up late not happy
Its a Colorado Rockies general
website is broken desu
>>220751239Racist is just a slur to put down white people who don't hate themselves enough to be chattel
>>220751239How is this unique to Germans? They were simply the higher IQ racists who documented/formalized it.
>>220751363Now THIS is epic!
there's a MILF at work
>>220751369Thirdy cope. Americans are rich because the average white american is is high in intelligence and consciousness. Browns ARE NOT
>>220751094They have a base in bahrain for maintaining security around US navy places
I guess hiroshimoot doesn't want people to post anymore
>>220751369so this is the so called based, trad, loving non-white gf
I support eugenics but I make an exception for myself. In my case I should still be allowed to pass on my genes because my penis needs sexy bang time
It's over
What issues are you experiencing? The capcha loads fine but when it's time to post it takes like 20 seconds
jedge
>>220751870takes 30 seconds to post and just before it submits, the captcha expires.
>>220751325san francisco giants*
lol nobody can use 4chan properly anymore
NEW>>220751954
You get to bang abigail shapiro BUT you have to bust inside. What do you do?
>>220743969Do you think the urethra is a vein?
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