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One Canada Square edition
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home of the zesty mandem
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Test
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AfAGE1r4Ew
truly important video this
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Mental how it's fixed now all we had to do was make a new thread
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sadie
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>Indians?
Jeet jeets
>Pakis?
Muslim jeets
>Nepalis?
Mountain jeets
>Bangladeshis?
Somehow even more revolting than jeet jeets jeets.

I miss anything?
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Legal advisers help migrants pose as gay to get asylum, undercover BBC investigation finds
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holy shit it's fixed
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what the fuck is going on with the captcha i just had to solve TEN puzzles to post
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Harassing my ex gfberg with messages and calls
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since I started eating more fibre my poos have been smelling kinda nice yano
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the most british picture ever

the slags
the mad lads
all it's missing is poo and crisps
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>>220745362
just read this brought a big smile to my face
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>>220745376
not on
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>>220745391
you know he wanked to that pic when he got home
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mad how nobody goes to burger king even though it mogs the fuck out of maccies
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>>220745362
you'd think this sort of thing would anger leftypol types but i bet you a million quid he just turns a big blind eye to it all.
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>>220745403
i did when i was drunk the other day and i paid £12 for a fucking burger meal its not even fast food any more with those prices
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Lads.. the posts?
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Yank posts alright then?
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>>220745411
What does price have to do with the speed?
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wheres 4chan headquarters im going to do a dirty protest outside it going to get bollock naked and write racial slurs with my own poo
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site still busted or nah?
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>>220745448
...no
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>>220745466
too early to say
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>>220745399
Why’s that then
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>Vance Says Pope Leo Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology
Who does he think he is the pope or something?
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Word of the day: outflying

Definitions:

verb:
- To fly better, faster, or further than.
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>>220745411
tbf maccies is like 8 quid and i reckon bk is at least 50% better
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When I was in the 8th grade, yeah? Our basketball coach would always take us to Burger King after a game. Shit was mad pang. I would always order a Whopper with fries and a Dr. Pepper. To this day, a nigga always needs a DP when he goes to Burger King.
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one americano make sure you dont burn the beans
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good evening soldiers
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>>220745496
>guys pls b mor careful when talking about my deranged bronze age jewish fairy tales
nah
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>>220745519
thats mad we can't get dr pepper at burger king here you truly are the land of the free
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>>220745519
fatty bum bum
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>>220745519
would never happen in this pathetic nanny state NIMBY rotten country
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>>220745535
Eh
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neighbourberg is playing w*man music and I can hear w*men laughing and having a good time
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Listening to music of the rock and roll variety /,,/
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im glad they're having fujn
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>>220745555
some of the ones here have those drinks machines with an electronic touch screen and when you select your drink it 'makes' it in the machine like with the flavour syrups or whatever. I've had a Dr Pepper from such a machine in a burger king but it's not the same as drinking a normal Dr Pepper, doesn't taste the same.
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so can we post now or nah
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the lads
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>>220745506
you can pretty much outanything anything can't you
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>>220745598
chemically it's the exact same formula, it's just that you have got used to BPAs and plastics leaching into your DP from the cans you usually drink it from so when you have it as God intended it tastes weird
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>>220745622
they should sell glass bottle dr pepper, I think it would be a big hit. I want to say they used to sell it or it exists abroad, I'm sure I've had it at one point
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the day is ready to be captured for those brave enough to run at it
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>>220745618
apparently they made up 35% of all successful asylum claims last year
35%????
what the fuck are they doing at the home office??? did nobody perhaps think that the giant wave of gay pakis claiming asylum was not entirely legit??
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toilberg asked what i've been doing for the past month
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why must all the best tasting food be unhealthy
surely after all this time it's possible to create healthy food that taste as good as some cheese or sugar without all the calories
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united kingdom of gay pakis and northern ireland
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had my watch on too tight and it left an print on my wrist
thanks x
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>>220745673
your wrist expands in your sleep so you should loosen it before bed x
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>>220745669
It’s literally your shit palate mate. To me, the best tasting foods are fresh fruits and vegetables
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>>220745683
is that real?
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>>220745675
bizarre head on that body
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>>220745509
man rolls steady on dat bk ting yaget me
crown on posted up biggest meal in the kingdom
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>>220745689
cocks expand in your sleep so it stands to reason
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>>220745687
nah, don't believe it. bunch of coping bullshit
yea fruit and veg can taste nice but it's not topping chocolate, end of
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>>220745689
are you even real?
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>>220745689
dunno i made it up but it sounds plausible doesn't it
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>>220745675
grotesque and hideous
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>>220745651
>what the fuck are they doing at the home office?

You have to understand that the people on the ground level in civil service positions do not care about the outcomes of their work at all. The people who rubber stamp these applications aren't involved in the processes that design the rejection / acceptance criteria. They aren't anywhere near that level of talks.

The people who oversee the bulk volume of these applications are "computer says yes/no" types. They see masses of forms and if the right boxes on the forms are ticked then the form gets the OK. It's numbers and letters on a screen. They don't think. They aren't required to.

Obviously the negative consequence of having such rigid, monolithic systems and structures in place means that these same systems are ripe to be raped by those willing to exploit them. If every application is a matter of ticking the right boxes and people know that there's no critical thought behind whether applications get accepted or rejected, just a cursory glance at some web form, you end up with mass scale fraud.
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Marvel is nonwhite, DC is white.
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>>220745748
I guess it's true what they say
pay peanuts you get monkeys
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>>220745719
I don’t even like chocolate mate, sweet/fatty foods don’t appeal to me and makes me feel ill
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>>220745766
Mad how if you got that job and immediately started deciding "no" to every single applicant you would just get fired
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You will all get gfs and they will DEFINITELY be prettier and nicer than mine. I guarantee you that.
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I'm a gassy little hog...
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>>220745618
AI slop
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>>220745690
just very british
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>>220745669
I do the carnivore diet and just fry chicken thighs in butter til they're almost burnt to get them as crispy as possible. Eat em with buerre d'isigny butter and green or garlic tobasco. Sometimes I have steak. Drink black coffee. It's a peng life and never gets old. Ignore the faggy greenie weenie kiwi, you don't want to be like that anyways; they fell off since they stopped eating human beings. It's all about strayan beef my wayward son
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>>220745766
that's enough to have a good life and buy a house. i would do that work for free though
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Thoughts on lesbians?
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>>220745789
more than fired actually. there's legal repercussions for actively going against the proper process to deny people for no reason
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fafasfsaf
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>>220745748
The home office has been infested with diversity types they are enthusiastically rubber stamping all of this stuff and congratulating themselves for it. they all need slung out
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>>220745803
i enjoy wanking to them
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>>220745675
hng
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>>220745791
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>>220745675
for me, she's ugly
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>>220745766
they shouldn't advertise the salary you can have after experience if it's as shite as that. start on 30k and you can get to 36k if you suck toilberg off for years
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The worst mistake ever - not just human history, but the entire universe, was me being born male instead of female.
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>>220745778
You are a FAGGOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You would inflict your level of existence on ANYONE else? Get cancer and die you bony, decrepit, nebbish little fruitcake
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>>220745805
The fact that the proper process is to continue allowing thousands in every week is reason enough to know the whole system is rotten

Can Reform even fix this? Or would amending the current state of things rely on a total replacement of the civil service? (Which would mean a total replacement of the British state as a whole)

>Inb4 Restore
No meme party answers
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>>220745802
mate it's quite simply not
national minimum wage is 12.71 an hour
the wage for that job (30k a year working 41 hours a week) is 14.07 an hour
it's barely 10% more than minimum wage
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>>220745847
What if you were born a female in India though?
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Captcha's fixed

Rejoice! Rejoice!
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6.5/10 gf who totally adores you and shares your interests and wants to do any sex act you please
Or a 10/10 gf who's a bitch and always on her social media and wants you to buy her everything and just lies there during sex
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>>220745789
NTA but that's the thing isn't it? If you did actually have that job, let's say you were on £35,000 a year to sit at a computer in a comfy, warm, government building and deal with immigration applications on a computer. There's no incentive to rock the boat. You've essentially won a cushy life getting paid a reasonably respectable salary, safe in the knowledge you'll never be sacked and your employer will never go out of business. Gold plated pension, yearly salary increases, promotions based on time spent in the job.

So if the systems and powers that be want applications meeting X, Y and Z criteria approved, you just do it. Because ultimately you and yours are more important than some ideological notion that this country deserves better than endless hoards of Indians and Africans coming here on dodgy asylum claims and student visas. It's easier to do nothing, get paid, and let the world go to shit.
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>>220745687
Based. Chocolate tastes like shit to me, the worst tasting food.
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>>220745859
It would still be preferable to this life imo, id agree to that in a heartbeat.
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>>220745864
6.5/10 easily. you lads aren't ready to hear this but a mid looking lass who you actually love turns into a 10/10 real quick
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>>220745864
Definitely the latter, chicks who move around a bunch during sex and try and do all kinds of shit are obnoxious. Just be hot and I'll take care of the rest
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>>220745864
idc just give me pussy or i will destroy society
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>>220745848
Alri tough guy
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>>220745816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
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For me it's a 6.5/10 gf who totally adores you and always on her social media and is happy to do doggy style every single time
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>>220745888
ok virgin
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>>220745868
This is the problem with the UK and Canada and Europe in general
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bizarre post
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mental how you can sense the parasite's presence in the thread
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>>220745881
Sounds like you're having a rough time of it. We can't change who we are, and you should try to accept yourself for you. I didn't do that with myself and i blew so many chances to love that I'm very sad now. Try to accept yourself
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>>220745917
Sounds like schizophrenia lad
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Remembering secondary school (this was 15 years ago mind you) and two girls gained infamy one for pooing herself during sex at the point of orgasm, and another for masturbating herself using a KitKat chunky
Those were the times. Zoomers would never understand.
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erm

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1776205948003040.jpg
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you guys know the Home Office immigration system is not one person at a desk going through the whole thing? it's multiple teams reviewing different aspects with checks and balances in place
A brown doesn't enter the country because Sandra in Liverpool ticked one box while she was half paying attention
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>>220745848
Wow that's a rational response to another man's food preference lmao. What are you the prophet of chocolate?
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got a plant with a human face growing in the yard
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Basically every time I criticise Israel I get a 3 day ban and it's really annoying
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>>220745906
reading through your posts and i can tell you're a small weak insecure little gimp lmao every single one of your posts is some attempt at sound tough
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>>220745888
>chicks who move around a bunch during sex are obnoxious
alri rapelad
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>>220745927
curious how much the ribcage is tilted back on women look at that angle above their breasts
anyway for me its the pale one
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>>220745928
Horse shit. It's the same here, no checks and balances, take any schizo lunatic as long as he's black or brown.
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gape my arse and call me a faggot
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>>220745929
I don't even eat chocolate
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>>220745928
how'd 500 "gay" pakis get in then
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i also don't like most foods that people think are tasty
they're either too sugary, too greasy or too salty
chocolate, ice cream, kebabs, paki pizza... all vile muck
most people have destroyed their taste buds and can't understand the pleasure of a simple tomato or orange
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>>220745977
They agreed to ejaculate in the ass of some archetypal British bureaucrat, male or female
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>>220745977
idk im not a caseworker
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yeah i'm pretty sure i already have schizophrenia from abusing speed and being an alcoholic
had the voices before and hallucinations too
usually involving heathermong
i was convinced i had captured him at one point
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>>220745976
It's shit innit. Most over hyped thing ever. I'd rather eat pad thai and a nice chicken rice with chili sauce
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>>220745927
6 has the best face
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>>220745980
bros out here eating a tomato like its an apple
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giant poo
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>>220745996
>i was convinced i had captured him at one point
screaming what does that mean
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if low IQ thirdies can deceive the government just by saying lol im gay then how am i expected to trust them to govern an entire nation?
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rorke biting into a tomato like it's an apple
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>>220746002
i was in new york in 98 and some guy selling vegetables had some free slices of tomatoes to try at the front of his stall
ever since then i have had tomatoes as a snack
also worth noting tomatoes are technically a fruit
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>>220745927
5, 7, 8
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>>220745998
I don't actually like Thai food, but I DO love chicken rice with the orange chili sauce
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>>220746011
i was planning on kidnapping him i had planned everything and at one point i actually believed i had him locked up in my bathroom
i didn't use the bathroom for 2 days because i was afraid he would escape
had to pee in the kitchen sink and thankfully i didn't need to poo
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how common are 60 year old GILFS with even older husbands in a dead bedroom and now she’s looking for a little something something on the side with a young man like myself how common is this
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WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO GET SUNNY EVERY DAY I'M GOING INSANE HERE
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>>220746030
You're not even thai you're a sexpat lol fock off
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>>220746039
Are you into gilfs? Trust me it's not as good as what you might think. I had sex with a 60 year old when I was 21 and kinda regret it. Grosses me out thinking about it. Their pussies and busted.
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>>220746049
>SUNNY EVERY DAY
what country do you think this is?
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Keir Starmer tried for crimes against humanity at The Hague by the Southport Patriots and Fathers for Justice committee
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>>220746055
wrong. i didn't think i'd ever lose my virginity and now i'm married
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theres a company at toil with the intials EW and i asked toilberg whens employed woman going out to this job
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>>220746059
Please elaborate on how that came to pass? Can imagine it was pretty fucking nasty
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>>220746050
I haven't fucked a Thai bitch in years, prefer tourists
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>>220746049
last year was wall to wall sunshine from April all the way to October, cant be like that every year
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>>220746075
fathers for justice spokesman big baz has recommended a sentence of being battered in the bury spoons smoking area
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>>220746093
Sure bro…
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hm yes checks and balances you see, splendid, let the mong out and feed children to him for diversity's sake yes
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two ladies at toil having a lovely chat and you can't tell at all that one of them slags the other one off behind her back every day. scary isn't it
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>>220746099
>Padden
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why wont the bank let me take cash out on a credit card? is it literally just so they can trace every purchase?
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>>220746035
lmao you mentalist!
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>>220746080
I was drunk and extremely horny and none of the fit birds showed any interest so I went into some grimy old pub and started talking to an old lady who was actually okay for her age, dressed nice etc but once we got back to mine she had saggy skin and her body looked awful. I also slipped it into her arse because she something about her pussy hurting and it smelled very bad. UGH
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>>220746093
Your at a bar on soi 6 sipping a leo rn aren't you Saville
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>>220746099
are you arguing that lad looks mentally competent?
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just done a MASSIVE poo
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>>220746117
credit cards don't allow certain transactions like gambling
it would be a massive loophole if you could just take the cash out
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give it a fucking rest literal teenagers in here
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>>220746114
Padden his bra with tissue?
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>>220746137
Which one, left or right harharhurhur
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>>220746137
they should put a bullet in his head
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>>220746129
Never been to Pattaya actually, Crazy House off Soi Cowboy is the only skin joint in Thailand worth a visit
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>>220746127
Kek thanks lad, that is bleak but appreciate you taking one for the team
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>>220746156
Fickin right lad. Imagine if we aired out the prisons, be the best thing for morale
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As Epstein said, everyone can appreciate cock, even on a woman. But pum pum is an acquired taste, and nobody wants it on a man!
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This is why I can’t trust people every cunt in the comments is just like “looks fine bro smile!”
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meg griffin
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strictly chinese women for me. sometimes they look very confused and know zero english, and i have to wait for some signal from a shady triad looking lad before entering. all part of the fun really, they often refuse blacks and non-whites
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>>220746160
You live there permanently?
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>>220746178
what is in the Zoomer water to cause this?
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i dont believe anything i read here
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Knew I’d fucking failed at life when I got my first job at Lidl my mum and stepdad (who I’d only known for 3 months) both broke down into tears of joy when I told them. Don’t know why I didn’t just kill myself back then
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>>220746195
https://thaiconsulatela.thaiembassy.org/en/publicservice/dtv-visa
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i want to be a goron and roll around all day eating rocks
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>>220746195
Google Thailand DTV
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>>220746222
Application submitted.
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>>220746220
why are you so dramatic? calm the fuck down its just a job
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>>220746156
>>220746170
you support abortion?
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>>220746247
You don’t get it
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a daytime tv programme where parents get those diy teams to de-smegify their sons incel lairs
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Feel lonely since the gf left. Need a hug but don’t want to ask my mates to hug me even though I’d really like it
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>>220746276
Homes under the 'channer
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>>220746266
how is that relevant?
but if you must know, im ok with it but i think the limit should be greatly reduced
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>>220746304
Not me, more abortions. Mandatory abortions for every dumb bitch that gets knocked up without a way to provide for the child.
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every suicide is a waste of a murder-suicide
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>>220746266
I support Lucy Letby for Health Secretary
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we don again?
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>>220746304
why should it be?
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>>220746299
scrom
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zoomers be like IM BALD!!! IM 22 AND WORK AT ALDI MY LIFE IS OVER!!!
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i don't support or oppose abortion because it just doesn't affect me at all
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>>220745323
London is the most peng part of the UK and it's not even close
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>>220746350
22 is basically 75
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ran out of coffee so got a tim hortons this morning and remember why i dont ever get coffee outside of my house. i bought it 25 minutes ago and it is still scalding hot HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT ITS TOO FUCKING HOT
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got the pavement on
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>>220746329
because i say so nigga
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>>220746363
canary wharf isnt even nice its unbelievably soulless literally just a big shopping centre and a few pedestrian crossings with a fake plastic garden near the river
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r luce
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>>220746357
was this AI or legit?
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>>220746379
*makes you eat it judo style*
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rorke fact checking his ai feet pics before spilling his seed to them anyway
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>>220746385
another moron intellectually destroyed
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going to go outside shortly if that's acceptable
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>>220746374
Bro Tim Hortons is abosolutely ghastly
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>>220746374
>tim hortons
thought it was a canada thing only
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The maintenance team of 4channel.org have raped me. I've been raped I need legal representation.
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Any rare wojaks in?
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>>220746461
This looks like hell tbqhwy
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>>220746491
#TheRaped
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>>220746481
northern ireland is full of tim hortons and they are all staffed exclusively by brown people and that is not even a slight exaggeration
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>>220746400
It has cool buildings and big bucks are made there. But of course London has so many other areas with different things to offer. When you combine all those different parts of London, you get the most peng city in the UK
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>>220746494
I only have trollfaces.
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Happy Birthday Emma! Giz a fart for the lads.
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>>220746491
I didn't want to mention it due to the shame, but the maintainance team have also raped me.
There could be others. We are the 4chan raped.
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>>220746530
We need large pizzas for £9.99 delivered in under 20 minutes
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>>220746408
Obvious ai you fucking stupid old man go start a family or something
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Been a while since I’ve seen DTFIC, I wonder if he’s died? He went from being here all day to completely stopping
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Class Action Lawsuit of the Raped
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what do we think tonight then lads
I think sporting and Bayern go through personally
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>>220746549
he's been ghostposting on the archive
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>>220746520
>and they are all staffed exclusively by brown people
same as canada
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>>220746549
I had a “word” with the mods. I think they finally rangebanned him.
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>>220746559
i think arsenal and bayern but i hope sporting and bayern because fuck arsenal and fuck real madrid
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Loving going on ometv and flashing my BWC on the Korean side they love it had a few guys even just staring at it lol
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>>220746549
he was here yesterday
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>>220746461
My mate took me to one of these as a laugh but I thought it was quite fun actually
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>>220746559
I am dreaming of arse anal losing but I think they will win but thankfully real should lose
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>>220746560
What does that mean?
>>220746581
Doubt it, he was a serial ban evader but not even close to the level of mousey, heathermong, etc
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Might have to go to big shop toil today. A Sisyphean task is it not?
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captchas fixed
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>>220746631
Do the big shop online lad. Support british delivery drivers
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>>220746631
The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
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We at /brit/ say RIP to Braden ‘Clavicular’ Peters
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>>220745854
>Or would amending the current state of things rely on a total replacement of the civil service?
This, leftists have been very effective at "matching through the institutions" to the point that they basically run the bureaucratic sides of these institutions alongside an increasing number of minorities some of whom are there for the easy work and others who are actively hostile to this country
Any reforms that any party puts through are going to face intense backlash from the masses actually doing the work and they can and will just choose to ignore them
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>>220746685
wtf
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>>220746671
I've never really been able to get on board with this. I think it's because I need to know what I want to buy in advance rather than just looking at things and going "yeah I'll have that". I'm not a very organised person.
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>>220746685
sorry I don't know who that is
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>>220746721
braden doesn't sound like a very british name
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>>220746721
a gay zoomer streamer
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mad how
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could crush your puny island between my fingertims
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>A new German online search engine is helping people to discover if their ancestors were members of the Nazi Party.
why would they need to know that?
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just done an epic victory on overwatch
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>>220746445
didnt ask for an excerpt from your school report
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>>220746739
you'd crush your heart trying to walk around the block you fat fuck
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>>220746748
So they can pay gibs to the tribe
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>>220746776
Nice one mate
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>>220746776
that's a long foreskin
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errrm right
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right well thats a weird proboscis willy
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>>220746776
yank meltdown ensues
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>>220746776
Rather aesthetically unappealing this particular trunk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJLq_K45Ro8
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>>220746776
cyril sneer sex nose
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>>220746810
Rorke spotted
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Old English and Old Frankish were mutually intelligible, and it's no doubt a contributing factor to Æthelberht of Kent's marriage to Bertha in the 6th century. It's funny to think that an Anglo-French marriage led to the Christianisation of the English. French pussy literally saved the SOVL of England
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Wearing a cardigan
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want to cuddle a soft friendly cat
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Eurovision in a month. Will you be watching?
Remember the time there was that gay industrial BDSM pro-Palestine act on in what is supposedly a child appropriate apolitical show?
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>>220746810
scream
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>>220746814
Kek
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>>220746845
still a bit miffed that ukraine won just because of the russian invasion
won't be watching
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>>220746629
he’s been ghostposting on the archive in /brit/ threads for a while after seemingly being permabanned

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/country/Ca/ghost/only/
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Open your windows
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>>220746839
£5 says you're a scullery maid and the Cardigan in question is the Earl whose chamber pot you empty thrice daily
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>>220746776
Like the weird Jewish bug creature in Star Wars Episode 1: A Phantom Menace
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>Wearing a cardigan
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>>220746845
There are several reasons I won't be watching, main one being I'm not a woman or a massive gay. Second is I don't like shit music. The rest are negligible. I disapprove of Israel being involved but that's mainly due to the name of it being Eurovision, if something isn't within vision of Europe I don't think it should be involved. Morocco can come since you can see it from Spain.
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Her farts sustain me.
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>>220746838
get back norman scum
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>>220746870
*doesnt take your bet and scurries off to do my 15hour shift for a shilling a day *
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The Venerable Bede was based
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>>220746864
what a weird man
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30 years old and no matter what I eat or how little I exercise I never gain weight.
My shits and farts get worse but that's it. Don't know where it all goes...
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a lot of girls say i have the 'halo effect'
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>>220746748
For me, it's SBS genealogy shows where the abo celebrity discovers their german granddad was an SS commandant
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>>220746905
Wonder how old you had to be to be called venerable back then.
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one of my favourite posts of all time

want this on my wall

could the yank who posted this also post their signature? would be nice to have this signed
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>>220746928
it means it looks like you sit in your room playing video games all day
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>>220746776
>>220746873
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>>220746905
Should've been anally raped by a viking and wrote about it. Would've made for a great yaoi.
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nigga talm bout some halo
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>>220746864
Genuinely makes me feel queasy seeing people being publically mentally ill like this. It’s like looking at a festering wound.
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>>220746925
Do you track calories?
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>'halo effect'
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>>220746950
Bede lived several generations before the first Viking raids, so such a creation would be anachronistic. Perhaps you can sodomise a saintly man yourself? An excitable Mongoloid may one day celebrate you in the form of a manga or anime
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>>220746919
>>220746965
the funniest ones are where he replies to normal posts made on the ‘chon even though the person he’s replying to can’t even read it
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>>220746971
Halo halo halo what's all this then?
That what you mean yeah?
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>>220746965
I saw 190 do this in a /sp/ thread once. Its when i realised some people arent just trolls theyre very mentally ill
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>>220747008
did they...?
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>>220747008
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Have put the washing on. A woman's work is never done.
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>>220747004
all our 'personalities' who spend their lives on 4chan making their ritual compulsion posts have mental health problems.
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Justin Trudeau gripping Katy Perry's hand race-walking down a Naarm/Melbourne street as they avoid media questions about her digitally raping Ruby Rose
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They dont make the black geezer like they used to. A dying breed.
https://x.com/i/status/2044158286165872715
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make the new a gay porn edition
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>>220746979
Sounds like a plan
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Mary Poppins as a black woman singing songs about sexual identity in modern remake
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>>220747038
Din Dins anon actually seems like a jetsetter who takes his gf to different countries
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>>220747004
Yeah lol it’s like when ziedbelg posts his “sponsors” at the very end of a thread when everyone has left. Like some weird force is making them to do this
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NEW

>>220747065
>>220747065
>>220747065
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>>220747060
mary poppin a cap in yo ass
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>>220747008
Teacher looks like a trannois too
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>>220747063
nigga i have no idea who tf that is
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>>220747051
Unfortunate having to travel into Swindon centre to get a couple of pints of Guinness, even if you are a bit of a boy
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>>220747051
if all blacks were old school blacks like denzel from only fools and craig charles nobody would care. stormzy and his lot have a lot to answer for



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