England 1-0 Scotland
>>220746928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOZLSho2o-M
>>220747065*edition
Man, I’m feeling like a Rockstar
The stinky fart from the pretty girl’s butt.
new Hungarian prime minister already pissing off leftypol. Hasn’t even been a full week
when i opened my curtains i saw a squirrel carrying a big slice of bread
>>220747104delaying GTA6 again are we?
chatgpt tell me the vaginal acidity level of monkeys
love me not is such a tune bro
>>220747123Didnt immediately allow gay marriage and tell Putin to do one?
@grok is this true?
Seems like half of my twitter is black british people being like "making moves [money emoji]" when statistically most of them are on under £40k a year and often live in expensive areas of the country.Like they always seem be on about "crabs in a bucket" type stuff and renting out mansions near London for parties
can't have squirrels here cause of woke
The UK should be a nation of religious freedomYou should be able to believe in Christianity, or Islam, or Hinduism, or Judaism, or any other religion, or no religion at all
>>220747175Coin coin coin coin
white woman melting my dick off
>>220747177didn't know you had squirrels over there desuthought it was all koalas
Once got a bacterial infection on my cock from fucking a girl in the arse and then not washing until the following evening (very hungover). It basically hung around making me itchy and red on the bellend for a few months but was miraculously cured next time I shagged a girl. Popped my dick in her vag and her magic juices fixed everything. Quite a gamble looking back on it but glad we had a happy ending.
The wholesale annihilation of nons is a necessity for Whites to achieve interstellar civilisation.
>>220747205we don'tcan'twokebeen over this haven't I
>>220747207ok
>>220747192yeah we tried doing that and it turns out when you invite savages into the countrt they'll impose their religion on you
>>220747219good, fuck them squirrels
>>220747192I think actually it is already that.
frozen mixed veg is always 60% fucking carrots
would love to be a squirrel no stress just playing around all day eating nuts soaking up the sun living life in the moment
>>220747206He really did fuck it all up didnt he
squattoil punted into outer space
>>220747155already posted lad >>220747135
>>220747207>union jack>fucking a girl in the arsewho you think you gonna fool?
>>220747246chop fresh carrots they're cheap asany frozen veg that isn't peas or corn is fucking miserable and no way to live
ave got gay poorn at me ooose
Titmog is worse than cock mog
>>220747246shouldn't buy it then you fucking tasteless runt
>>220747272AI
>>220747272no it's not
>>220747272as a man you really should stop caring about willard size, it's only there for your pleasure and if you're shagging a drunk bird after a night out she's not exactly going to back out when she sees the size of it.
>>220747272godless oriental tummies
>>220747272wrong, right has a nice body. my tiny penis is just an abomination
>>220747297how are you supposed to keep a woman around then strange mindset
>Why do white women all of a sudden want a big ass? I thought a small ass was always what they wanted.
>>220747316he not allowed
I live for this shit
i’m such a fucking chopped incel chud it’s over lads
>>220747319show your superior strength (in a playful way), turn her down once or twice, then lick her arsehole
>>220747338fucking ktim!
NED LUDDWAS RIGHT
>>220747339has this actually worked for you in the past or am i going to have to jay you
>>220747338seeing you use /brit/ just to whingemaxx made my cortisol levels spike highkey
>>220747260Finally what
>>220747335is there a fast and furious new film planned?
Cracking pair of tits
went to the park to workout but forgot my stuff so i did 3 sets of 5 dips and left. pointless
>>220747264Can tell the person who made this was seething about their neighbour
>>220747374Bet you could peel that makeup off her face like a latex mask
>has this actually worked for you in the past or am i going to have to jay you
sex is beneath me
Safe
thinking about scandinavian girls pink pussies and orange spray tanned faces and my cock got bigger
in bed snerkling
>>220747410right now think about a giant black willy and get back to me
>>220747382thanks x
>You're probably a Papist, innit?
>>220747374why does every chinese cat always have that fucking squished face look its insaneits like the bug mentality even prevents their pets looking unique
>>220747429corrr corrr post them
I’m in bed. Snoozing.
hey guys its nicole
>>220747453>>220747441
>>220747424:|
i turned myself into an incel hermit chud morty
Got that bloody kpop demon hunters song in my head
>>220747321Most brit women already have big asses because they're all obese
would kill myself if my knob was under 6 inches ngl
>>220747485black forest gyatteau
Kpop desu lads
>>220747065>catherine of aragon>stayed in London the whole time as regent as Henry VIII was in France or thr low countries >we better put her in the commanders part anyway
I love this show like you wouldn't believe. Some aspects of it remind me of my childhood, thanks for coming up with such great show lads x
Got ghosted by a really cute girl that I really liked and haven't been able to think of anything else all week, can't even have a wank as it just feels so pointless lol lmao:(
>>220747513>Some aspects of it remind me of my childhoodok cassos
>gf has clogged the toilet>she insists it's with tissue paper>she refuses to let me go in there and unclog it because I know she's lying and there's a fat turd in there>she insists on calling in a plumber and when he gets here I can guarantee she blames the shit on me irritating little shrew she is
>>220747522Cheers la
>>220747517been there x
>>220747515looks like alan carr coughed on it
>>220747515Yeast infection
>>220747530un peu triste quand même
>>220747527This is an absurd situation to be in. Just give her a plunger and tell her to fix her own problems.
>>220747535Vile
>>220747485why is she doing that in a shop?
Can't stop thinking about last night's dateberg and what a mental retard I must have come across as I've never been in such a weird state and had to maintain a conversation it was incredibly uncomfortable
>>220747517happens lad. worst thing you can do is wallow in it
>>220747527Get a coathanger and claw that massive dump load outThen go off and say her massive dump load is off to the coast
>>220747538En fait pas cassos du tout pêh c'est plutôt le côté festif de la série
>>220747527When I clog my toilet with poo I just take the poop knife and put my hand down into the toilet water up to the elbow then swirl the knife around until the blockage is broken up then whooosh the water flushes itself away.
>>220747552modern dating is a humiliation ritual
>>220747562pas de dimanche barbecue-pétanque?
>>220747527Women have a habit of using half a toilet roll for a lil tinkle then act all cutesy when the bathroom floods.
>>220747552You could tell her that and ask for a second date and make sure you eat properly before it
mad how just standing behind a bird and putting your hand on her hip or the small of her back is enough to get you into a conversation and her wanting to fuck you half an hour later
hippo nigga killing a baby hippo nigga whilst the mother can do nothing but watchevil speciesEVIL
>>220747594Post covid dating is definitely a cuck ritual. RIP to all you single mongs.
fuck my pathetic faggot chud life
>>220747600Si si il y avait ça aussi, évidemment. Mais j'ai le souvenir quand j'étais gamin que tous les week ends il y avait du monde à la maison, des amis de la famille, les cousins cousines tata tonton etc, ça faisait la fête jusqu'à pas d'heure et on finissait par s'endormir sur des chaises dans la cuisine ou dans le canapé avec la musique à fond, c'était le bon vieux temps.
>>220747615right well you didn’t have to post this
>>220747632We had the 100 years war to stop this sort of posting.
>>220747632bah tout va alors, rien à voir avec cette série de kassos
You enter Croydon the ninth circle of hell
英語の方がいいよフランス貴様
>>220747642yea and you lost it lol
>>220747600>>220747632>>220747650oi. none of that here
>>220747642Which we won so I'm entitled to use french in here>>220747650C'est la nostalgie qui parle et personne ne peut rien contre la nostalgie, anon. Bonne journée, je m'en vais.
pushups are good you should all do them
>>220747600>>220747632fug :DD its the norman invasions :D
>>220747656Grew up near croydon pre 2010. Was a shithole then, can't imagine how dire it is now.
>>220747609I can't double text it's pathetic
>>220747615survival of the fittest innit
>>220747677diev et mon droit
>>220747677should have bought our submarines haha
>>220747672>>220747680Not how I remember it. Fuck off
>>220747656living there must be dehumanising
>>220747615leftypol kills millions of babies every year
>>220747690Who cares, stop following dumb social media rules that never work and just be honest
>>220747694not a frankish word amongst them
>>220747681Pushups are great if you've never worked out before >>220747705It's a pre-requisite for living there
feel like shit just want klopp back
>>220747690are you 16 years old?
do you ever think about how many spazzes who've posted on /brit/ have actually killed themselves there has to have been at least a few
gagging for a bockle of ale and some doritos
lads>I'm watching this fella from east london>cleans up pensioners houses for free and/or public streets/crossings/parks>Uses a power washer and all other types of tools to get rid of decades of grime and brambles and the like.>This one vid stands out though>He's cleaning up for some pensioner and (though he wasn't allowed to say this part), apparently her son comes back and orders him to stop>apparently there's some sort of law where if a house looks overgrown and delapidated enough the occupant can be kicked out and forced into a home and the son would be the beneficiary I guessis that a thing?evil little worm anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V2b1usMEi4
>>220747725no why would I think that I just think positive thoughts
>>220747680salut mon pote *pleure en drucker*
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/4chan-fined-450000-for-not-protecting-children-from-online-pornographysad innit
>>220747713>>220747721*looks pensively into the distance*You normies just wouldn't get it
Went out with da boys and the new guy who we had sporadically for the past year who was leaving forever got drunk and told me he always hated me and found me annoying.I was genuinely flummoxed because I thought we had gotten along well and the whole experience has left me a bit bitter and paranoid.
It's so fucking over. I was gooning my heart out loud as can be... thought I heard a noise about midway through but put it down to the neighbours.Go to clean up, notice my sister's car on the front as she's just getting in to leave. Clearly she's come to my house, let herself in (unannounced), clearly heard me going at it 100 mph, then decided to turn around and leave.I feel sick. What do I even say to her???
>>220747680>>220747747est ce que vous etes des bougnoules mdr
>>220747725Probably. I still recall characters from 2014 like ribena lad, the sheikh among others with a smile. At least some of the others have probably offed themselves.
>>220747765ever shag her up the arse
>>220747768non, t'es un paki?
>>220747765haha
Functioning members of society walking around who used to be /brit/ regulars.It just not right is it
>>220747757The little runt had to have a drink to summon the courage to tell you. Funny that.
>>220747773when I think 2014 I just remember there were maths and cs students (or larpers) from places like cambridge and warwick, craven and bogsim from /sp/ and the cara obsessed aussie guy
>>220747757brutal
>>220747795I'm the most well adjusted and high functioning one here and I frequently drop in to vent unfiltered filth before closing the tab and leaving to pick up my kids. Just has to be done.
>>220747745Me too x
>craven
>>220747781No>>220747786Laugh all you want, I'll never recover
>>220747765You can write a fable lad i'll give you that
>>220747808Ha I remember cara obsessed lad. Ed Miliband and slag posting was more my jam. Also merchant navy lad.
>>220747773I wonder how the lad who used to take heroic doses of psychedelic research chems is
>>220747765Invite her to join you next time
rorke posting on thestudentroom.co.uk
>>220747837She's probably asking her friends for advice on catching her brother wanking. They'll likely tell their friends too.
well this is a new for mejust had a wank to the thought of this >>220747527
How different the world would be now if we had simply set aside the rhetoric
still have occasional sex dreams about link from breath of the wild nearly a decade on
>>220747818No you don’t Rorke. Be quiet.
get more groceries get eaten get more groceries get eaten get more groceries get eaten
>>220747863I was on there back in the day, occasionally there'd be a thread with some semblance of normality and then an uppity woman/wog/commie/etc would come along and ruin it by having a paddy
>>220747863LMAO i used to post on this site and even went to a meetup in 2009 oh my days just remembered shagging a girl off this site before i went to uni
>>220747881Sometimes I affectionately refer to my son as Rorke
>>220747895ok
mad how beard hairs are just face pubes
little lamberg
>>220747615>put females in oestrusso watching their kids get killed and eaten makes them hornyfucking women
we're all here aren't we? the lads
Hahaha yh thek kaha. Ruthless ZQ profile. Ruthless ZQ. . Badass1ZQ1. Feb 26. اور کچھ شوہروں کو پتہ ہی نہیں ان کی بیویاں ٹیوئٹر پر کنواری ہیں. Adult Society.
>>220747940i don't think i can pull a pube moustache
Tummyberg won't stop making gay little noises.
>>220747943get him fattened upget him made into a pie
walked past the turkish barbers and there was a kid in there having his hair cut and he was screaming and crying like he was being murdered
>>220747943scrminh at the lambstein standing under that lampbro is like>bahhhhh it warm :)
>buy from a company called british supplements >theyre from ireland ive been done theyve done me
>>220747986child rapist
I look at pictures of average women smiling on instagram and then imagine them in "slut mode", good wank material honestlyCould probably even use AI but not sure about the legalities around that even if it's just for myself
my name is harry dresden mother fucker
>>220747993They're just refusing to acknowledge the fenian terror state innit
Chester A. Arthur, the most famous and memorable US president of them all.
>>220748009do it again harry dresden
*bursts out of a giant cake wheeled into /brit/*
>>220747974prolly just finished raping lil bro :/
>>220747993bin done haven't ye just lad
Was feeling nostalgic and looked up an ex who cheated on me 10 years ago on social media. She was a skinny scene cosplay girl and has now bloated to the size of a house. Genuinely massive. Had a good chuckle when I saw her.
>>220748034and thinnest!
>>220748008Deepfakes of celebrities will land you in prison. But you'll be fine as long as it's commoners. This is legal advice.
>>220748005Why would you say this ;_;
>ribena is that mong still posting or what’s going on with him?
>>220747527Boiling water does it
>>220748059don't know sorry
so are all you cunts in your mid 30s or 40s or what
>>220748034his fathers house was in my home village. it's still there it's the only thing to see in the village
>>220748049ever shag her up the arse?
>>220748066I used to check his blog every once in a while and last I checked he was crossdressing
>>220748049>Genuinely massive. Had a good chuckle when I saw her.unlesss she has a fetishist bf who likes them biguntil you confirm she doesn't, you lost
>>220747513Remember when it had james mcavoy in it
>>22074807634 soon
>>220748075thats ok xx
>>220748076im brazils youngest 34 year old
>>220747527state of normtard relationships lol my gf would never
>>220747527not to be that asshole but that’s prolly cronem’s used condom she flushed in a hurry :/
Like the idea of getting a skinny girl a bit chubby and plump, would never go full fat though
>>220748103bros 34 >>220748107bros 34
>>220748095No, she was weird about her ass. She did love blowing me constantly though. I guess there were signs.>>220748100Think she actually has a lot of health problems too, she was asthmatic
>>220748076unironically 40
>>220748127prefer my women skinny even a tiny bit fit but chubby is a go
fuck it might swing by the turkish vendor and get a lamb döner for lunch
poo gaming
>>220748076Recently turned 30 and contemplating moving to aussie with the wife.
>>220748076we're all 18-28 anyone pretending to be older than that is lying theres no way theres 30+ year old men on here posting about poo willies all day
>>220748164Cant see the appeal myself
>>220748076I am 35 but look 20
>>220748169I'm 30+ posting while sprint planning. Haha poo willy
>>220748164Fucking fantastic another bloody One Nation voter
>>220748169um yeah haha
>>220748169thats what im saying
I'm only 31 years young
>>220748127GOOD posti need to see body parts JIGGLING
Mackenzie is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen at Nunawading Train Station around 7.40pm on April 14.
how do I get a cosplay gf or alternately a gf who will cosplay for me?
>>220748180Kinda tired of the rain and wogs.
>>220747065
>>220748212get involved in cosplay?
how do I get a missing person gf
>>220748208wonder if she jiggles
shagging hte monkeys from bloons tower defnse
bronze aint bad boys
>>220748218You can say goodbye to the rain but the wogs not so much.
>>220748198just a kid
>>220747613can i do that with a cat?
>>220748262Well that's no good.
>>220748238um>>220748249UM
>>220748254Fuck those Swiss cunts
bloons tower defense moab flying up my arse
>>220748231
dont like how um posters um both pedophillic and cute posts, doesnt reflect well upon you
>>220748218>he doesn't know
>>220748300>every white person is an american fifties sitcom parody
>>220748289best post of all time
>>220748322Left looks banging.
Underwear too small for my massive bollocks.
>>220748344scre
u could shag them silly back in the day n no one gave a shit
>>220748322they are a bunch of classless half witted yahoos always have been always will be
Shout out to aussie for Bluey. My son loves bluey.
>once opened consume within 2 daysFUCK sake how am i supposed to eat 40 slices of ham in 2 days
>>220748344#Bosh#WhiteManMarchesOn#StopTheBoats#GetThemOut#ShaggingMyAuntUpTheArse
stop calling our country aussie just say aus you strange men
philips head screwdriver down the ol 'rethra
>>220748369granary breadmayonnaiseenglish mustardlettucered oniontomato
>>220748357chickens??
>>220748369You bought a 40 pack of ham? Are you mad?
>>220748369im sure you'll find a way fat boy
>>220748369day 1 - ham sandwich with 2 slices of hamday 2 - 38 slices of ham
>>220748364"aussie" is the demonym not the term for the country itself you blithering idiot
>>220748369mmmm 40 slices of British ham.1…2…
age of consent is 16why don't we see more older guys with 16 year gfs?if i was a billionaire i wouldn't be wasting my time with 20 year olds when 16 is legal
>>220748411Didn't ask. Thanks for bluey
anyone else shout "FUCKING SEX" when they see a sex arse fit bird outside?
I want to work under the table but since I'm a white guy I don't have the connections to find someone to employ me cash in hand.
>>220748421older foids hate this and will do everything possible to prevent you from enjoying some 16 year old leg
>>220748421Not a fan of this mohammed posting gimmick.
>>220748424if you ever DARE set foot here i'll be waiting on the airport tarmac to deck you the instant your plane door opens
scrannin half a jar of these with an ale for luncheon
>>220748445holy wogoli
>>220748449i'm talking about leo dicaprio type shit he obviously likes the young uns why doesn't he bonk 16 year olds rorke?
>>220748445You can work under the table I'm sitting at and nosh me off.
just had the reform dan thomas leaflet lucky I didn’t see the cunt who put it through my door else it would’ve been on
Doesn't bluey teach kids to harass their dads and their dads to do silly dances for their kids?
>>220748445you could nosh that anon off under the table
>>220748457the decision to market small veg as "baby [item]" has been a revolution for the vegetable economy. Baby carrots, baby corn, baby onions, all normal items that were just smaller than expected yet they can be bundled and sold as baby whatevers and people think hmm yeah could go some baby carrots.
>>220748488idk i'd shag the mum though
>>220748457Your bowels will be a mess
>>220748076i'm 29not much time left for me it seems
>>220748494yeah except they're pickled onions that I'm buying by weight at the same price you nonce
>bonke 16 year old rorke? literally a paki woman would type like this
>>220748488It encourages parents to actually engage and play with their kids. A radical concept in the big 2026
>>220748494baby vegetables are genuinely useful thoughbeit you get more overall vegetable surface area to absorb flavour with a million baby corns vs one big one
im twenty FOURI have never had a JOBI have never spoken to a GIRLI have no FRIENDSMy family hate ME
>>220748538
>>220748538ktinm
>>220748533Hate baby sweetcorn me
>>220748538bit cringe innit
>>220748513The jar in your image says baby onions. Your concession is accepted.
look at me everyone i've got a tiny willy
scranning an adult sweetcorn
>>220748538Honestly that's pretty grim lad. Lmaoing at your life
yeah I’m sure you all have such amazing lives you must forget you are also on this website with me on a wednesday
like to use baby carrots me because i can fit more of them up my bumhole
>>220748561fucking adore this bradeasily the best of all time
>>220748577wish someone would do that do me lol
yeah I’m sure you all have such amazing lives you must forget you are sharing this forum with me on a Wednesday exactly that’s what I thought
Rain starting in about 3 hours.
>>220748584*looks at you*
it’s a Wednesday and you are here aswell with me but still you have the nerve to laugh at me
>>220748538i'm neet but i've had jobs and a social life in the past, just not currently.i think what makes situations like this bad is when your parents start telling you all sorts of nonsense like they're the only ones who know how to fix your life. in reality, they're boomers, they don't know shit about the world in 2026. you need to figure out a route forward by yourself.
ill often deliver a flurry of kicks before i begin my final finishing strikes
>>220748608late evening here tbf every uk flag itt is sat here in the middle of a weekday right now
ktim
>>220748626I love submerging myself in this filth then closing the window and going back to my perfect life
>>220748652don't caregot any information on the greggs at st. peter's road tram stop's chicken bake situation?would love a naughty little snack me
>>220748665My parents are not boomers they are young
im a satanic incel and im possessed by demons
>>220748691want to caress his gooey lesions and eat the big long mozzarella pus strands that emerge
NEW>>220731784>>220731784>>220731784>>220731784
real new>>220745323>>220745323
antipodean anime nonces
he's only gone and posted the bloody old
>>220748805>>220748805>>220748805>>220748805real newfucking retards
bit of an anime nonce myself, frankly
