im drunk edition
tungtungtungsahur
>>220758317jamaican brainrot be like pum pum pum sahur mon
might get into reggae and become a rasta and take down babylon once and for all
was elliot rodger a rorke or just a regular 'cel
Getting married to a niggers anus
>>220758330mi gwan liv for jah
>>220758344s
>>220758350SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAMniggeranus
gone down again?
>>220758378better not have
Emma that’s gross! Very unladylike!
get off your phone bitch. so sick of these holes.
bashing my you know what to you know what
>>220758380x
emma watson turned 16 today.happy birthday emma!
>>220758390stupid hoe got beasted on #killwomen
>>220758403corrr
Thats mum in the hospy then :/
remember boratthat nigga was funny
>>220758416sending thoughts and prayers x (and i'm not even joking x)
morning laddoids
>>220758418wawawewaking in the castle king in the castle i have a chair i have a chair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4be-5Xxols
>>220758416Lord watch over your mother
borat and ali g funnybruno was alright
Spear Master Rates 9 Spear Fights in Movies and TV
Grangler rates 9 grangling scenes in movies and tv
Twitter just keeps sinking deeper and deeper into shit with its garbage ads.
is it safe
>>220758471Nothing but jeets promoting AI garbage.
>>220758471Why do Indians love this shit so much?
>>220758470good webm
just made a noise
was some white bacteria on my bacon but we wash it off and get to cooking #grindset
>>220758513I do not give you permission to post this picture of me
doing gay cartwheels
male marmot gets nails clipped and his gf gets scaredvery cute video
>>220758527>>220758543ok i will jerk off !!
penus wenus
>>220758555the way they stand is so funny
>>220758431>>220758453Thanks x
>>220758555corr big.lebowski good.filmbridges shoulda won oscar for it
>>220758596would love to be a working class construction worker chad with a big titted wife/gf
my name is retep
>>220758596she would be perfek if tits bit smaller
Just had my 14th beer (568ml) and don't feel that drunk, think that might be a sign to cut down desu
>>220758596AI slopreal men love the inbetweeners mum, you know the one
>>220758643ummm, is this real!!?!?!
>>220758651
>>220758668>she was only 34 in the first series
>>220758668... yea, you bumder
>>220758675was mental when the first time I realised a MILF in a scene was younger than me
>>220758651>>220758684alri Patrice
alexa, play solid base 'this is how we do it'
hotdogs in a tortilla for supper it seems
fucked again is it?
I'M A QUESTION MARK???
my name's not Patriceit's Grégory
>>220758703all brobdingnagians aren't we
I’m totally not a yank btw.
/brit/ more like /?/
why did hiromoot buy this site if he has no interest in maintaining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpU5-oQMGzs
The website has been burping and farting and shitting the bed for the days now. Get it together.
Brit here. Just wanted to say that as a Brit, I owe my country's freedom to the United States of America for saving the UK twice in wars we started or jumped into like idiots. Thank you brave handsome yanks!
very mysterious. i like it
>>220758826hwat in tarnation?
I am a dumb fat retarded American and I apologise for calling british women (who are the most angelic creatures this side of heaven) ugly and for saying that your beautiful teeth are bad. I am fat and retarded and americanforgive me
>>220758848Also I've heard that yanks are well endowed and we should offer our women to them. Off to Tesco for me for a sausage roll then.
poo bradley
whats this [ ? ] nonsense, foreigners out
We Scotsmen have always enjoyed the taste of English seed
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the set of Zoolander 3
/brit/ without flags messes with the dynamic of the general. It’s a necessary part of the thread.
it's like brit has gone woke
>>220758922>didn't pay their flag loicensetragic
I'm Irish
>>220758915Ric Ocasek and Benjamin Orr
hey guys ziedbelg herei'm gay lol
*sniff* *sniff*Alright, nobody panic, but I think an Israeli has entered the thread.
>>220758915that's literally rorke
right good evening my fellow british chaps!
well then lads lets all have us a cheeky cuppa then right
started calling my gf's cat rorke and my gf laughed and she calls him rorke now lol
haha I am brown and can post here without you noticing
>>220758991Kek saw that earlier, unfathomably based. Apparently it bans them from dating events and other social events. I keep meaning to look on Reddit for the seethe posts.
>>220759012*notices*
is this the real april fools
>>220758991mental how powerful terfs are
Pikey
I liking cat of rorke mans lady friend my good pals
Japanese Xitter posts are either the most wholesome comment you've ever seen, the most racist, or both.
>>220759077fucking typical, I try to make a post about the question mark flag and my post is the first to be normalFUCK OFF
fun's over
>>220759032It's stunning. Some women at my work actually managed to get a tranny fired. It was for a reason however, he was apparently making sure they could see his dick whenever he used the womens bathroom by "accidentally" forgetting to put it away before coming out of the stall and would say "teehee oops". It put a strain on the one disabeld toilet on that floor of the building since every woman started to use it kek.
watching the screen waiting for my post to go through
>>220759032think it has more to do with trannies being so totally repugnant on their own it's hard for anyone to have sympathy for them
>>220759077>>220759095scream
oh it's back to normal i think
>>220759098reckon that didnt happen
Hello
>>220759157Actually did, that's why I was completely stunned by it. I thought people wouldn't dare say shit about it out of fear of being call bigots or whatever but women just don't seem to give a shit anymore.
>>220759171it didnt but go off
NSA-Mossad finished their doxxocaust scrubbing it seems
https://voca.ro/1jxbtKGJBgMt
>>220759179I love owls
>>220759184dilate
>>220759204?
>>220759187hooting
>>220759164hi ian mate how are you
>>220759188they are very cute
>>220759187grow up 'ian'
>>220759238I am fine, how are you?
IRN BRU
Ian is my favourite /brit/ personality
>>220759244not what they seem
https://voca.ro/1kOX0Txg82e7
support the trans peopledon't support the terfssimple as
boswellox
>>220759187>>220759276I don't know who to believe
>>220759266they can be a bit creepy too
>>220759276based real and cool ian not the fake and gay ian from earlier
https://voca.ro/1fZKrflzwN4s
>>220759187>>220759276sounds identical to me?
imagine if woke was spelled woak
>>220759324>
if I ever met a /brit/ poster in real life I think I would enter fight or flight mode and probably try to kill him
I'll go visit me hospitalized mum on saturday after leveraging the hospitalized mum situation with the protogf on our date friday
>>220759364even me?
what if ian and cody linked up
>>220759379I don't know what you look like but if you're bigger than me I would run away
>>220759385im a mere waif of a thing
>>220759389ok I would probably attack you then sorry x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvYrg2JGwSQ
>>220759397oh no :( how badly
>>220759380we'd share a 12 pack of pabst assuming this is once im done getting piss tested by the govberg
wagetoilGymtoilSkincare toilThat’s me in bed now x
>>220759404very violently like a cornered animal xxxx
>>220759411what's the skincare regimen?
>>220759434I don't like that
Listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2v4DA2UwSA
>>220759441let's hope we don't meet then :P
>>220759448Christie Monteiro sex arse
imagine you're from azerbaijan and that's it you're just azerbaijani for life
>>220759452gon go cry now
>>220759448>>220759458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuPZBD_78EI
don't want it to get sunnywish it could rain all year
little bumpy coz i'm a numpty haha x
they should do the kosovo thing for more disputed territoriesindependent kashmir and such
need a big fat arse on my face
>>220759513free barnsley
>>220759510aha x
>>220759521a female one?
>>220759574yes
Bon Jovi voice: Tommy used to jerk off my cock
right that's a two and a half hour long goon session done then
don't know what to do with myself
>>220759628start walking around with a magnifying glass searching for clues
>>220759591that's good x
>>220759646i might go for a walk. its getting light out.
for you pagejeffrey epstein dancing with tung tung sahurmissile attackcute sealcat eating ice creamishowspeed goonbait
>>220759646s
always forget im talking with the absolute dreg vfs during my normal 10pm
>>220759681>absolute dreg vfsktim
>>220759687>>220759692ktim
>>220759681FOY
isn't it good that you can just type "walking in mumbai 4k" and see what it's like there without actually having to go
plan 1have 900mg pregabalintake a steak out of the fridgehave some yogurtgo for a walkhave steak and eggsring my dadbergorplan 2take 1500mg pregabsget the steak out of the fridgego back upstairs and have a wankif i dont fall asleep ill have steak and eggstake a napring dad in the evening
>>220758696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPmAjQFhpA
>>220759728lowkey some baddies in these videos
>have 900mg pregabalin>take 1500mg pregabs
>>220759681Not me. I'm up early so I can go to the gym before work
might go tesco and get some crumpets, clotted cream
>>220759774truee
wot is clotted cream
CHVNE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzyleT2FqY
>>220759820cream but thick
>>220759856mental
doing an elvis impression and making myself laugh
I am praying that Clavicular succumbs to his injuries
>>220759873whyhe's just an innocent sperg
>>220759884Seen a video of him being a cunt
>>220759892same actually
>>220759865something posh people eat on crumpets and scones
so any good film recs to watch with a woman? got 6 so far
>>220759904Glad we agree
>>220759908x
watching sergon of swindon and he is full of shite
The Grottyman Empire
>>220759906pretend i suggested something wildly inappropriate
>>220759906Irreversible
>>220759906crazy stupid love
>>220759873You are a nasty little man
>>220759906sweet home alabama
Sources are telling me Clavicular is stable
>>220759906The Adjustment Bureau
The list thusfar >>220759958No >>220759938No>>220759988No>>220760008No
>>220759905bring back hanging i say
i need your lovin baby, give me some sugar
Likes to watch westernsAnd ride me without the hands
claviculars in a coma apparentlypray to allah he survives
kek clavicular apprently walked out of jnterview coz he got offended sum demented boomer asked if he was an incelweak sauce dat
i'm a gemini
still remember the look on the water company womans face as if i was insane when i told her there were 3 toilets in the housegood memory dat was
>>220760092diss kinda fing is what ted kazinskki was warning people about
>>220760098Upstairs, downstairs, and the garden haha xx
yes my balls hang lowyes they wobble to and froi can tie them in a knoti can tie them in a bow
>>220760120Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
>>220760120*grabs your balls ties them into a noose around me neck and jumps out the window*
>>220760078leave clav alone
>>220760141no that would be quite frivolous
>>220760078He's a spaz. Gen Z is lost in the sauce
there is someone in australia that i want to die but i dont know how to find him
>>220758291>>220758317>>220758325Zieldcrap and his mum getting fucked by blackies
Go tell your friends about itI'm that nigga with the hairSingin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill
zieldcrap getting blacked into a wheelchair
Linda ronstadt gf 2026
blacks were worse for zieldbergs brain (Detroit) where he gets raped by black people
>>220760283and he has his wheelchair technician install a big black dildo onto the seat sticking directly up his ass so he always has his beloved cronem with him
Is living in a massive HMO a bad idea?have a feeling they're full of loud smelly wogs for some reason
>>220760316zieldcrap got blacked by cronem into a wheelchair because they wanted him to have his own physical tarded bennies so he could sit on 4chan all day ruining things for people
>>220759906Groundhog day
catberg summons me, I must answer his call
>>220760330nigga walking like a clankeronly reason a clanker is getting hate is because it isnt android them Indians love having they two phones with two SIM cards each just to use WhatsApp
I will kill myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTwESBcgoyQ
>>220759906>>220760049nosferatu the vampyre (1972) the northman la reine margot (1994) la dolce vita poor things apocalypto
rub my fucking tummy
>>220760092My tweet of this video in 2020 got featured on icanhazcheezburger>>220760348One day before she ghosts you forever
>>220760353
>>220760365me weh me when
>>220760369https://www.youtube.com/watch/FUAR6dfe53U
>>220760343I was befuddled to see how common apple products are with zoomers/foreigners/womenThey cannot even picture possibility of someone having android and windowsLike, it's beyond their imaginative abilities. Like we're some 4 dimensional beings. Like muslims think islam existed before muhammad
>>220760348Are you a girl?
>>220760383looks like it would pure hurt my willard
>>220760383This invention changes everything!*picture of my erect willy*
rorke putting 10 bucks into his Steam account the day after his unemployment benefits comes in so that he has something left in his shit life when in 5 days he has gone through all his 2-weeks worth of moneysheqnaenae (named by her 25 year old zoomer parents, but black) saying, "damn rorke has some motion" and "dam god forbid rorke get a little motion" to her black friends called dequashia and shaneen ("sharron")
>>220760311she was so pretty
rorke with the motion of the ocean jumping on a lil cucks head off the kerb (curb)
>>220760364Bro I'm the #1 Adjani fan and love all these movies but the bird is straight from Mexico she'd never understand that level of kino
any of you lot sent an unsolicited willy pic?
sir kerb stomper
>>220760405What do you think you stupid fucking cunt
only get matches on tinder and bumble that are black or oriental
rorke rolling a fag in the middle of LIDL next to a bunch of rubbish and shit, one of the staff members who clearly has something to do there going into the backrooms (omg backrooms), coming out and going back in to them
just trying to put something on that isn't shite while i grope her
>>220760423know these feels too well(i'm nigger rorke)
mouse on the rorke posting hustle
hes nigger rorke
>>220760473parasite (2019)
>>220760453still trying to get a good picture of it
>>220760488scream >>220760494not showing my mexibird any jap crap not playing her any nword music it's pure americana this end
>>220760473put on a sexy film and look at her while raising and lowering your eyerbrows repeatedly
>>220760461I mean you don't sound like a man. Men don't go around having a hissy fit and saying they're killing themselves over a corny tiktok video. Jesus.
>>220760452what. why not? queen margot is easy enough and you could compare nosferatus. oh unless the subtitles would be an issue, which is fair enough. does she like horror?
>Why can't males make themselves feel interesting without putting women down
>>220760535I am not >>220760348
bites your cheek tears it open and off swallows it whole licks lips
im poo nigga screamin like a sexy demon
QuoraWe want Sharia law in the UK. How many Muslim brothers support me on this?Alison Oliver, BA (Hons) History & Egyptology, The Open University (2018) • Answered February 8I’m sorry to have to tell you this matey, but as a Christian country, that will never happen here. I have the greatest respect for your beliefs and for your right to worshi... Read more »Upvote 2KComment 514
Mental how Anglicanism was started because the English monarch wanted to divorce his wife and the Pope said no.
>>220760576popey got btfo for tryna cockblock
Right, who's got the dad music then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKnnh8VDULs
gonna pop down the shops do you want anything xremember no tinnies that's what your therapist said x
>>220758991>trannies btfo>Paige Cockburni love this reality
>>220760601mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybbfEzKfpts
>>220760601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQa4MOGkE
>>220760607a couple of tinnies and a can of Pringles
>>220760595Well who had the last laugh…
Hi
>>220760607flame grilled steak mccoys and some tinnies please
reminder that "Tonic Ska" radio is back online after going offline for the last few months and you can listen to it on the Android radio app
>>220760633not bad
Zoomer pussy belongs to millennial, genx, and boomer cock. Zoomer men are trans and want to make love to anime drawings
>>220760601phwoaaaaaarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-U5H6hmw6E
>HOT DOG JUMPING FROG ALBUQUERQUE
>>220760607telegraph, loaf of wholemeal, an apple and a can of refreshing lager beer
>>220760697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtL8vWNZ4ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46IGAbJbykIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5LkGKJDc3Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7oZnBH05ssome good billy joel songs
I saw the YT video of that kid making dopamine in his shed again and actually I dont think he did it seeing as though dopamine is sensitive to light. he probably made melanin (which is a stack of 3 steroids, that are also dopamine, ontop of each other)
body smells so much worse on the meat heavy diet
>>220760714>that sitcom episode when two men gatecrashed a schoolgirl's birthday party
>>220760721been saying this for years
morning mongs
>>220760714https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cfCotXyXQ8Y
>>220760721wish i could understand chemistry and physics. i hate being an uneducated dummy tbqh
on the bakerloo line feeling faustian
>>220760753I require context
>>220760786
Yh just all came about randomly didn’t it… just made itself… from nothing… by nothing yh sure
>>220760749i'm making some dopamine right now if you catch my drift
the stranger is the best 'ly 'el song
horsehorsehorse six (sex) is taken
Mate of mine has a Colombian girlfriend
>>220760783Spaced. Old Simon Pegg series. That song is played at a party which is a disaster. So Pegg and Nick Frost decide to go to the flat upstairs where a teenage girl is having a party
4chan dood wat nou
just got back from the beach walking my dog there was a tourist campervan that had parked overnight there so on my way out I stopped next to it and layed on the horn for 30 seconds nice little wake up call for you now fuck off home
>>220760809i know like 3 lads who are married to brazilians, the latina hordes have descended upon us with their fantastic arses
>>220760792Carl sagan proved it is real
>>220760842I just finished watching Shaun of the Dead with mumberg not 25 minutes ago.
>>220760857I mean a real Colombian who lives in Colombia he flies out to see her every 2-3 months
>>220760875He was Jewish
I can’t stop gooning
>>220760972grow up
>>220760903my (english) therapist once was telling me about her cousin who buggered off to colombia to live with some amazonian tribe, sounds like old made had the right idea
This steak tastes so fucking good imma scream
steak wanker loves his fucking steak
so is anyone making it or nah?
>>220761115It lush Bruce
