whoavicky edish
I hate being one of the rapedThe gaped
*chins you from half a kilometre away*
>>220765334why are you one of the raped
at toil doing nothing again aren't I
>>220765341bet this shit do numbers on facebook
Diarrhea is back so I'm on plain chicken breast and rice again aka the yt ppl diet
we're allowed to post again are we? 4chan's had its melty has it?
>>220765341dad reposting this to his mates whatsapp group
>>220765322>Because people like you will never accept it unless it’s confirmed outright by the government.There's plenty third-party evidence you do realise?>>9/11>>covid>>epsteinWhataboutisms, irrelevant
>>220765363season your food with your diarrhoea
name a better duo
>>220765331But you think the best bodyguards in the world are going to lift him up and present him to the crowd immediately after that? They still have no idea if there is a second shooter
got the gta online on haven't I
*blocks your path*
>>220765347The government did it to meSir Arse Gaper did it
Lads, I bought my first chastity cage and the wife laughed herself sick on seeing it, then said it wasn't a turn on for her.On top of that I can't get the fucking thing on, because I get erect when I try to put it on.
>>220765399my willard and your mother
Booked my flight to Barca for two weeks, will be pulling fit Spanish girls on the beach and taking lovely drugs VERY soon!
>>220765386> Whataboutisms, irrelevantThe start of this was about covid and the moon landing so not really. Maybe if you stayed in your own lane and stopped acting like a know it all little faggot you wouldn’t make that mistake The point is someone like you won’t ever believe otherwise unless the government outright admit it so what’s the point
rorke's da celebrating with his best mates
>>220765431>the wifeSure bro we believe you
>>220765441Only the football club is called Barça, it’s like visiting Wolverhampton and saying you’re in Wolves.
women's bums
ahh yes he’s a virgin freak in england but in Barcelona he turns into a chad ok bro
>>220764789Didn't read the headlines two months ago? It was all about how they weren't strict enough. Buckle up, because the food shortage is coming and they are going to pin this on Iran.
>>220765441how do you get drugs in a foreign country
>>220765449lol dats da sex numba!!
alri
>>220765462Mental how autistic he was
just ate an entire packet of crisps
>>220765463It’s like visiting Swansea and saying you’re in the swans
>>220765491dangerous and downright stupid
Everyone who tries to mock Clavicular does it in a way that confirms his worldview.
smelly school girls
I'm a virgin which I know is very rare here on /brit/, this is where the shaggers are of course
we at brit are praying for clavicular to succumb to his injuries
>>220765446>asked to provide evidence for claim>erm no because you won't believe it you're a know it all faggotI accept your concession.
>>220765463Don’t care virgin LOL>>220765484Easy mate in Barca you can literally just buy a weed club membership and get amazing quality puff from several shops, and in clubs you can literally ask bartenders and they will tell you who is selling decent pills and what they have available lol it’s a paradise
Heath Ledger would have turned 47 this month
Incels hate Clavicular/looksmaxxing because he shows what’s possible (even if he takes it too far) and makes them realise their problems/ugliness is down to choiceHe’s honestly chill as well and funny, he’s just like me fr fr
>>220765487helloshows you
the anus is on poo to produce evidence
New catberg pooed on my bedroom floor
taken matters into my own hands and written a strongly worded letter and slipped it under the neighbour's door
Rorke pissed off that the man hobby of every girl is alcoholism and clubbing
>>220765567i'm ok u?>>220765588scream
>>220765588show us your tits
>>220765584This is how I imagined I'd look as an adult when I was a kid.
Got attachment issues me and ruined about 12 relationships in a row because I’m mental and then find a new gf and do the same thing
>>220765625FONT
In France and Finland you can run for president when you turn 18mental
>>220765588You shouldn’t be allowed to own or look after animals desu
>>220765599been roped into doing a mock interview at jobcentrehumiliation ritual>>220765620genuinely what my auntie was like this christmas
>>220765522i almost lost my virginity 3 days ago
>>220765386Radiation kills. says James Van Allen, and every other scientist who has considered the issue of sending men beyond earth’s orbit. Not only would the astronauts face significant radiation in the Van Allen belts, but would be at high risk during the entire trip outside of the belts, including while frolicking around on the moon.studies suggest (https://www.heraldopenaccess.us/openaccess/apollo-flights-and-the-hazards-of-radiation) that radiation should’ve been much higher than reported among the astronauts, and can’t seem to explain why their alleged radiation intake was so low. The Artemis mission plans on testing radiation levels before embarking on its journey to the moon. Apparently the Apollo missions had no such concerns. NASA openly admits those astronauts had no protection from radiation. The pictures from the Apollo mission are literally unbelievable. Neil Armstrong has to be the most gifted photographer of all time. As DAVE MCGOWAN says (https://centerforaninformedamerica.com/moondoggie-11/), to fully appreciate the shots he took, one should put on a pair of thick winter gloves and a motorcycle helmet and walk around the street snapping pictures at chest level, and see how they turn out. With no way to focus the lens or see what you’re taking a picture of, you’d be fucked when it comes to taking a good shot. But not Neil Armstrong the guy can do it all. Also there are no stars in the background when there clearly should’ve been. The moon has no atmosphere, so the luminosity of stars is many times greater (the astronauts also claimed they don’t remember seeing stars).
Only 35% of Gen-Z women held generally positive views of men compared to 80% of Gen-Z men having positive views of women The silent misandry epidemic Source:Merlin Strategy
>>220765620Bent if you wouldn't
>>220765631What’s this mean then
>>220765617didn't have a lot of ambition then
Can someone reply to me please :(
irish catholic girl invited me out for a pintshan't be doing that!
>>220765652Pathetic little soyboys will defend this in the hopes of getting a crumb of fanny
we at brit send our condolences to the families of the 9/11 hijackers and the family of Osama bin Laden over their tragic loss
turk tranny > sacked tranny
>>220765643firm handshake and cheeky bum pinch
>>220765652>80% of Gen-Z men having positive views of womenNo idea how this can be possible. Just seems insane.
>>220765668yeah mate, What's up? :)
My ex said she kept a video of her sucking my cock after we broke up and said she flicks her bean to it regularly. She’s in a relationship with another guy now, wonder if she still has it lol
>>220765668No talk to an LLM if you're so lonely
>>220765634thankfully its a larp like everything else he postspeople get very upset over the mistreatment of cats so his new attention gambit is to post about his "new cat" and its neglect
>>220765690Not bad, getting my haircut today. You okay?
The silent shagger epidemic
>>220765695NASA just booted up their satellites to find who asked
ffs the clothing shop got rid of my favourite regular fit trousers and made them all tapered fit. who the fuck wears tapered fit trousers. it not right
>>220765715sc
>>220765540>in clubs you can literally ask bartenders and they will tell you who is selling decent pills and what they have availablethat sounds sick actually
it actually feels faster to post here now than it did prior to it being really slow yesterdayI feel like I'm shitposting at super speed!!!
Gen Z women from a black, Asian and minority ethnic (Bame) background are significantly more likely to say that they feel valued by society than white women their age. They are also less likely to think that the country is racist (Bame women are split 39 per cent to 39 per cent on the question, whereas white women believe the country is racist by 45 per cent to 37 per cent).ROFL
>>220765737shame your posts are still uninteresting
>>220765710yeah, just at toilx
>>220765695makes me wonder if women have ever flicked their beans while thinking about me. just not possible is it
I do hate clubbing, but I'm not going to pretend it isn't partially because I feel so out of place next to all the cool good looking people.
Statistic lad taking pleasure in his statistics about women
>>220765749White women love to pretend they're victims while being the most privileged group on the planet by a mile
> My ex said she kept a video of her sucking my cock after we broke up and said she flicks her bean to it regularly. She’s in a relationship with another guy now, wonder if she still has it lolGenuinely pissing myself laughing that some fat virgin in his mums house has just typed this out
any foot fetish man in
I went to the chippy for a fried cod, came out with a cock up my arse
forcing a square peg into a round hole
is posting still broken
Not much of a politics man myself but surely America under Trump constantly undermining, insulting and imposing extortionate tariffs upon the rest of the world will come back to fuck them in the ass in the coming decades
>Genuinely pissing myself laughing that some fat virgin in his mums house has just typed this out
>>220765783No I'm not a low test white man
I don't abuse animals anyone who does is evil
Got a new gimmick idea where I get a bunch of ethnic takeaway menus and you guess the price of the meal: it’s called the rice is right
>>220765806Shut up
Any sex dude 3000 lad in
think my cat has more testosterone than me and he's had his bollocks chopped off
>>220765814why not call it price is rice
>>220765818a creepy woman (her, not the cunt in the crowd)
>>220765806You eat food which requires pollination hence you are stealing labour from bees which is abuseUnless you exclusively subsist off roots and nuts you are abusing animals
>>220765645>Radiation kills. says James Van Allen, and every other scientist who has considered the issue of sending men beyond earth’s orbit.Except James Van Allen never said the belts were impassable and has outright stated such claims are nonsense>Apparently the Apollo missions had no such concerns. NASA openly admits those astronauts had no protection from radiation.No they didn't? You could literally debunk this with five seconds of googling>As DAVE MCGOWAN saysLiterally who? No really, who the fuck is this guy? He doesn't even have a wikipedia page.>Also there are no stars in the background when there clearly should’ve been.On the dark side of the moon, yes. Not when the sun is shining on the surface though. Earth's atmosphere doesn't prevent you from seeing the moon during the day.
at the gay sex auction
When that woman threw the cat in the bin my dad laughed and told that I used to put the family cat (Eric Catona) in the bin when I was a toddler, also once put it in the toilet.
Name a UK prime minister in the last 50 years who had the sauce? The only I can think of is Tony Blair, the rest are smarmy little posh mongs with no personality
>>220765834She's a Scientologist, they're all creepy
>the family cat (Eric Catona)
Lads say pigs shouldn’t be kept in pens and have their young ripped off them before being killed for some fat cunts bacon buttys and then some other lad says ‘well you steal bees labour’ can’t believe this knob head
Privilege Tier1 Jews 2 American Oligarchs3 British and European oligarchs4 European and British women5 Immigrants, criminals and dole dossers6 working British men
>>220765851>Eric Catonascr
>actually just because you care about animals and don’t eat meat since you choose to not starve to death you are responsible for bees being killed which is the same as mass slaughtering of animalsRorke is a proper little mong isn’t he
>>220765852Big Maggie Thatcher
>>220765869>british Made up bullshit term pushed by globalists
I am a beautiful Welsh woman
dogberg jumped up on my lap, rubbed his dirty ass mouth on my hoodie then farted something rotten as he jumped downvile shit beast
Who suffers more, working englishmen, working welsh, or working scots?
my life is quite good though. get paid for doing fuck all, mummy makes me dinner every night, no illnesses or disabilities
>>220765929I think you're forgetting someone here.
rorke vs the biomass hordes
>>220765917Diego's great great granda
>>220765929Scots first, Welsh second England way way way less
>>220765901James VI and I wasn't a globalist he just wanted to larp as an emperor and seethed when nobody else followed
>>220765943s
trying to pack in the ciggies but its fucking impossible, how do you get past day 2
>>220765943Wait, just realised this joke doesn't make sense FUCK
>>220765929Working Welsh and Working rural Scots have to compete with mass migration from England driving up land prices
>>220765959Alpha mentality really
Scottish :)
>>220765909That's subjective
>>220765959for me personally i replaced my nicotine cravings with chocolate cravings and went +12kg (managed to quit tho)
feel so guilty avout sitting here doing nothing while I'm supposed to be working from homeI'm a fraud, a scammer, a thief. I'm going to kill myself
one presumes one has ones bum out?
mental how i was born because my dad dropped a fat load in my mum's twat
going to put some clothes in the washing machine now ok
>>220765917
i will rape rorkehe will become a victim of my penis
>>220765914he's done you
>>220765992how do you know it was a fat load you could have been a pathetic little pre cum baby
Just realised that talking with my colleagues at work is technically theft I actually feel awful now
>Internal Green Party projections estimating that migration could reach 5 million a year under their policies,
Rorke calling up the radio station and asking for "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison after he discovered his date was trans.
>>220766006i witnessed it
>>220765993*hands you some smeggy cum-encrusted pants*cheers mate
Mental how good gave me height, looks and intelligence yet cursed me with severe mental illness
>>220765977Exactly
>>220766012scr
>>220765978not really alpha to have a little app keeping track of your days like some addicti just decided i wanted to quit and did it, never looked back
>>220765989you and me same
might be fat and ugly but at least im retarded
>>220765959smoking will ruin your sexy pink gums and lips. these alone should be good reasons and give you the courage to stop
>>220766031The only reason I quit was because I’m poor so if I keep track off how much money I’m saving it keeps me motivated
>>220765989I'm the same desu, blame managerberg for not giving me more work, spend half the time trying to figure out how I'll fake my timesheet to look like I was doing something
just been to the pub and been served by this cheeky bugger
might have a tiny deformed non-functional cock but at least
>>220766009not nearly enough
screaming thinking of that bloke doing the voice recognition for a game made in japan, and it didn't recognise his commands unless he did a japanese accent
So when the government and elites are successful in their mass migration plans and the UK, France, Germany and so on are majority Arabs, what’s their plan when white people stop doing all the important shit we do?I don’t exactly see Rorke being willing to go to work in the morning when his entire street is Muslim rape gangs and sharia law in 100 years
>>220766031how do you do it though what about when you're at the pub and everyones smoking how do you resist temptation or catching whiff of a freshly sparked cigger cor cor corrrrrr
>>220766052Wtf how did they train the cat to do that is that china?
right well just kind of sat here stewing in my own racist self-loathing filth
>>220766074Mate please fuck off
ffs I have to phonepost because I keep getting banned for violating US law. anyway any London lads want to meet up for a pint this weekend
sir sharia law
dont know why you'd feel guilty not working when wfh. back in the day we used to sit in the office 5 days a week doing nothing too
>>220766052Haha, so typical of a cat!
>>220766074They want white intelligence but Indian subservience so the been will be pumping masses of imwf out in 20 years time
>>220766074they'll live in elite bubbles whilst most of the population lives with industrial technology
>>220766081i will bum a ciggy if i'm drinking around people who still smoke i can't liethe trick is just not to buy any for yourself
>>220766099Don't want to lose my comfy wfh job, guilt comes more from fear of getting found out desu
what’s more likely Arsenal winning champions league or greens winning the GE?
>>220765959Reduce it. It's simultaneously harder, better and has all the benefits of quitting.
>>220766111*without whoops
rorke bumming a fag
>>220766143and then asking for a cigarette!!!!!
you can tell theres a lot of brown people in here today. that mentally ill lad that spams about rorke all day is basically a psych ward patient
>>220765959Get a shisha pipe
I’m confused what do Greens even run on these days with how mad normal labour is?Do they run on a policy of more Muslim rape gangs and compulsory tranny teachers something!
>>220766167just read any given reddit thread and you'll understand their positions
>somehow wrangle a girl back to my place after many drinks (for the both of us)>get naked>she asks me to shag her and i cowardly fall out (i'm a 38 year old virgin you see)>she messages me soon afterwards saying she doesnt want to see me again/anymorethis has happened twice now in as many yearshow the fuck do us incels (late 30s never had dates or girlfriends) get over this? and keep girls?
>>220766167labour are more central than ever doe, most people want them to be more lefty
>>220766185get a grip
>>220766185A fat incel imagined this and decided to type it for rage bait
>>220766157YODELLING
>>220766185have the worlds most sensitive bellend me, even with a condom ill cum within a minute tops inside a fannois
>>220765296Kill jester
>>220766212Is... Is that your culture? *ick*
I know Rorke is an annoying little ghoul but all joking aside how do we get more “liberal” in the modern day? Mentally ill men are literally suing women for not letting them watch them change in locker rooms and winning
>>220766185I'd wager it has happened to a lot of men, has happened to me too.Really, the only answer is, keep doing it.
>>220766167normal labour mad? I'm sorry were you in a coma between 2008 and 2020?
i like to read the posts of despair from zoomer on here. im so glad you people are killing yourselves
>niblettcorr
well there's no such thing as a gay incel so women must be the problem
love good midriff
>>220766232/brit/ culture is poo screamingdon't disrespect it
>>220766234grow up young man
>>220766252Okay but this isn't going to stop Mbongo from fucking you in the care home
>>220766252you're almost 40 and have nothing
>>220766268It's just called a belly. There's no need for an autistic word.
>>220766208my cock has never been inside a vagina and i fear the deathgrip would stop me from cumming>>220766210not fat but am an incel, and sadly this is my life>>220766217lucky you you've had sex but how do you get to do the sex to begin with>>220766245idk how many 30+ year old dateless gfless incels there are out there mate
so uhh hmmm uhh let's go uhh what should i post about uhh hmmm what about hey uhhh
>>220766285struck a nerve did i
>>220766234Women pushed this so they deserve to suffer for it
just adopted a new catbergsay hello to Minnie
>reply chainingYep he's engagement baiting.
Right then team. Let's get some housework tasks done
>>220766298Everything is in your head. You are makijf things up. Get comfortable, you are a man, you have what women want and they want it bad. So take care of yourself. You are thinking this way because you don't feel loved enough. It's that simple.
>>220766298Maybe practice with a prozzie? don't update us like escortmong though
>>220766321task 1: show us your tits
>more privileged women are the most pessimistic of all. >Women in middle-class professions are less likely to say they feel valued by society, and are less likely to believe that if they work hard they will succeed in life when compared with their working-class counterparts.>Young men are now more likely to be unemployed than young women, yet young women are far more financially cynical: they are 21 points less likely than young men to believe they will ever out-earn their parents.>White women are more likely to feel the country is racist than non-white women.persecution complex
I literally have nothing to do at work because i've been asked to do nothingWhat the fuck are you meant to do in this situation
>>220766314hi Minnie :3
>>220766298>idk how many 30+ year old dateless gfless incels there are out there mateMore than you'd think and the numbers are growing at an alarming rate.
zoomers are hanging themselves over aldi job applications rejections lmfao
it seems i have been walking about with an unwashed arse all day it was a little sloppy this morning when i finished wiping but went about my day as i was in a rush but just did a re-wipe there and it was FERAL
>>220766297belly is only for fats, that's a midriff.
>>220766336toilet wank corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Northern Ireland is the last bastion of hope for Rorke in Europe.If you were a tranny using women’s locker rooms in Belfast they would literally publically execute you like it’s medieval times and they literally treat foreigners like the Jews in ancient Egypt. They literally tell them the areas they are allowed to live in and give them rules to follow or they will beat them
>>220766314>crazy cat yank>>220766340It was one of your compatriots I think (since this is the only way to appeal to a cheese fuck, their warped patriotism) who said that relations between the sexes reflect crises in capitalism.
>>220766336wank if you’re in office do it in the mong bathroom
>>220766298same way you did except instead of being gay i put my penis inside the vagina
>namely the reduction to 21.2 weeks in January (from a previous high of 22.5 weeks).Major Labour victory. They reduced Driving Test waiting times from 158 days to 149 days in a year
>>220766355
>>220766367Wtf is that
>>220766325i dont have what women want tho otherwise i wouldn't have never been on a date nor had a gf nor be a virgin in my late 30s>>220766330that seems kinda grim tho>>220766340where are they? i literally dont know any incels other than me at this point most friends have long term partnerseven my fellow incels in their early 20s were over that hurdle by their mid 20s>>220766377seems kinda icky tho ngl... and it's like a big thing in my head now cos do i really wana lose it to some like ONS or FWB situation rather than someone i really care about
>>220765801you sure type like one timmy
>>220766384the main issue was that the backlog was constantly increasing (demand bigger than supply) so reversing it by increasing supply of driving tests is a pretty big achievement actually
>>220766396You do and the only reason you think this way is because you don't feel loved.
>>220766396why dont you try it with a man instead seems like you'd find it easier
>>220766384got my driver's license at age 14 and didn't have any wait time. skill issue imo
>>220766363>>220766372brit wanking hivemind
>>220765962aww even after you phoneposted an s to yourself to create the idea that it was moderately funny and everything
>>220766424Okay boomer
I'm off the wanking because I can't coom in the gf if i do
>>220766424vghhhh….amerika…
How come Olivia-Newtown John is singing Physical? I mean the lyrics are complete cheesefest, 50s type of a date, from a man's perspective.
>>220766458ktim and i fucking hate it
>>220766424You cant drive manual thoBro has a go kart license omds
right time to fire up the JAV
>>220766500Fecally roaring
>>220766314:3
>>220766488Porn is like a drug that takes away your soul
ktimmers
Always find it a bit weird that some celebs get married, change their surname, divorced, but don't change their surname back, get re-married to a different bloke, and still keep the surname from the first marriage>brand recognition etcStage name
>>220766500my first vehicle was a stick shift '95 F-350, think i can handle it la
>>220766547did he do it?
>>220766547men were so romantic in the 1800s
>>220766562no but the writer of the book was born in Cheadle!
>>220766575Mousey when he gets on the frosty jacks
>>220766553mumberg divorced dad 18 years ago and hates his guts yet keeps his last name
>>220766575i'd consider myself romantic. i just need to find a gf 1st
>>220766610I thought you were gay
>>220766609should be illegal
>>220766599kek
>>220766671i was bottom but not anymore
*starts gay pornily shadowboxing*
this randomly popped in my head 10 years later
I've got like 20 years of affection welled up inside me, minute I get a gf I would be overwhelmingly lovey-dovey with her
>>220766708ktim but with arsefirst gf i get i will scran on her arse every chance i get
>>220766708happens to a lot of clueless incels.
>>220766708A GOODSHARKIS HARD TO FIND
>>220766691Why
>>220766708Not even a woman and this has given me the ick
>>220766708it'd end very quickly
>>220766731yeah turns out women actually hate it when you're really affectionate with them
>>220766421not into men>>220766419dont mate or wouldn't be an incel for so long and have hit on mayn girls and been turned down>>220766708scream feel this way too i'm always like kissing a girls neck and shit when we are cuddling and holding her and they are rarely doing anything>>220766755this what the actual fuck, why dont women like cuddling
>>220766755bullshit my gf would complain if i didn't say "i love you" enough or have "cuddle time" every night
>overwhelmingly lovey-dovey
>>220766738the sore arsehole isnt worth it imo
>>220766764>>220766765I was being sarcastic you spanners
he said overwhelmingly you dunces. women hate that. just be normal you freaks
>nonwhite drives truck into pedestrians>"We should add more anti-terror barriers and have more one-way roads">nonwhite throws acid at their cousins>"Better have more translators and inclusivity in the NHS for burn victims">nonwhite has inbred children with their cousins>"We should combat the stigma and taboo around cultural practices">nonwhites absolutely trash their streets by littering and defecating in them>"We should invest more in recycling bins in the local community">nonwhites blow up themselves at concerts>"We should have better CCTV systems">nonwhites rape women >"We should combat manosphere misogyny amongst teenage boys>nonwhites abuse and groom children>"We should ban pornography websites, closely monitor the internet and ban under-16s from social media">nonwhites stab kids>"We should pressure tech giants to make it harder to purchase knives online">nonwhites consistently get caught committing more crimes>"We should combat stop-and-search discriminatory practices">nonwhites consistently perform worse in workplaces and in interviews >"We should encourage diversity quotas in the workplace">nonwhites commit fraud >"We should develop a digital ID system to verify every citizen"
>>220766755Most women actually hate affectionate men.Source? My life experience (35 yo sexless gimp who's never been with a woman)
>>220766781where do you think you are? incels always post ridiculous claims about women, they actually believe women hate sex and do it just for the money or whatever.
>>220766776Fuck you
They've hired a wheelchair man to work in the same building as me at work and now I feel awkward about my extended trips to the disabled toilet.
so that article about zoomer women overwhelmingly disliking zoomer men but zooomer men generally liking zoomer women is making the rounds across the internetseems pretty obvious to me. zoomers are cringe but at least women are fuckable.
>>220766883bit rude
>>220766899>disliking zoomer menIt's all men
>>220766698s
Big titty fat arsed zoomer sexo corrrrrrrrr!
had 12 cans of stella and zero food yesterday and i've been pissing out my backside all day todaygonna eat a slice of bread then get back on the booze
Making ordinary men and women hate each other is the biggest psyop of all. The elites will always place one of their women over most men
>>220766909So are you
>>220766924fucking love zoomer slags
>>220766952this game seems paedo-coded
buying a gundam and a can of Pacific punch monster
>>220766899zoomer men aren't really men, they're overgrown teenagers with zero drive, goals or life experience who still live with their mums and spend their evenings gooning. This is why they're turning to older men and big age gaps are becoming more common
>>220766959dafuq?
>>220766980rorke's dad screaming at this
>>220766952Hate kids in real life don't see why I would want one in my video games
>>220766899Zoomer women are probably the most attractive women have ever been. Overall the human species is looking far more youthful, soft and feminine every generation. This is a terrible thing for men (trannies, twinks, soyboys etc) but it is fantastic for women, who used to age into broad stocky peasant farmer builds, women were considered "handsome", lined, wrinkled, calloused, etc, now they are more estrogenic than ever before
Can only imagine /brit/ posters with a vague estuary accentCan't imagine a shutin freak NEET geordie posting about poo and willies
>>220766980
>>220766984>This is why they're turning to older men and big age gaps are becoming more commonFuark I need to get me on some of these disillusioned zoomer thots pronto
>>220767025Unironically what they deserve. It's a fucking drink I don't want to look at a pretty picture, do you think I'm Japanese or something?
shame none of the porn blockers actually work. i bet a forced no-porn for a month would fix me
>>220766984>zoomer men aren't really men, they're overgrown teenagers with zero drive, goals or life experience who still live with their mums and spend their evenings gooningold man yelling at cloud type shitsybau unc
>>220766984how come you've never shagged then?
>>220766808>nonwhites absolutely trash their streets by littering and defecating in themOpposite is true, just visit Ireland for a weekend.>>220766808>nonwhites blow up themselves at concerts>"We should have better CCTV systems"A false dilemma, attacks like these are always 100% and without exception orchestrated/facilitated by western intelligence services and their collaborators (mossad, salaffists) and the fake "demand" for security really comes up by embedded media to close the circuit, to complete the provocation
>>220767061you could like... you know.. exercise some self control?
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Zoomer%20toil/country/Gb/page/1/unc been so thirsty for over two years
>>220767075i lack the self control needed. that's why i need the forced block
>>220767061I find the trick is to find something else to do with your time when you would otherwise be wankingif you're just sat there trying not to look at porn it's not gonna workidle hands and all that
>>220765948>picNo wonder the Scots hate England so much
rorke screaming and punching himself in the head like dobby from harry potter because he failed 2 mins nofap
rorke pulling a gun at the local shop cos the boomer running it didn't have the monster he liked
nigga said estuary
>This is why they're turning to older men and big age gaps are becoming more commonYep. I've never seen that. You've never seen it. There's no data to support that. But it's real.
>>220767067>>220767072t. butthurt zoomers that don't like the truth nuke
>>220766984There aren't zoomer nor millenials. We're all the same.
>the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil
>>220767083a significant portion of these is me talking about one of my colleagues and I won't apologise for it x
Why is unc so obsessed with Gen Z lads? Is it because we are shagging the girls he fantasises about work and laughing about him behind is back?
lil rapist fella
I can't pass the practical test.I failed for the 7th time today. I’m so embarrassed and disappointed in myself. I literally cannot pass the test.I have severe anxiety and I’ve tried everything. I’ve taken propranolol, CBD, breathing exercises and even saw a hypnotherapist before my test and nothing works. Doing the test on different days/times, different cars, trying to manifest, eating a banana and taking paracetamol literally makes no difference.
>>220767135Yeah it’s obvious the majority of them are from one freak mate that’s why I posted it lol but thanks
>>220767153you shouldn't be driving you little freaksort your life out first
wonder if other generals even noticed the slowness yesterday since their usual post rate was completely unchanged
>>220767153Tried valium? Back when I was a nervous wreck I used to take half of one for a job interview and usually crushed it
Fucking jalapeño pizza did a crater out of my arsehole, didn't it de lids? I am literally poo screaming.
>>220767153you're not dedicating enough time to thinking about mental illness or self medicating enough
>>220767153try being a better driver
>>220763871
>>220767153Even better, try heroin
One thing that is undeniable about zoomers is they're all freakishly tall.
>>220767166ok but I don't really see what the issue is other than a cheeky bit of blogposting
just had the most traumatic poo of my life
>>220767197>>220763871what overactive thryoid without cold weather does to a MF
>>220767216EEEEEEVERY ROOOOSEHAS ITS THORN
agreed that zoomer bitches are the hottest in historygenetics and surgery has come a long way. the kind of bubble butts you commonly see today were a rarity in the 90s all white bitches used to be flat as hell
>>220767153What are you failing for like what faults?
ah, its been heathermong all along
right well I tried to make a new and it's telling me it's spam so that's that then
>>220767266I failed 5 for doing over the speed limit (I was doing 35 in a 20 because I didn't see the sign and thought we were on the dual carriage way).Then I failed the other 2 for not checking mirrors.
>>220767264You the fella from one of the occupied 6 counties?
>>220767208Just a bit creepy mate, imagine how she would feel if she found out. It’s probably why your life is the way it is desu
>>220767292>>220767292>>220767292
>>220767289Sorry lad you sound like a retard. Ever considered getting one of those spazchariots?
the common and well documented manly charismatic zoomer male
>>220767291cornwall
>>220767310Ah yes, popular biases, cultivated through socialmedia at that, a true historical marker
>>220767314Ok, sorry, from one of the 6 occupied celtic countries.
>>220767057>what they deservethey've been paid, what do they care if a powerless incel like you stirs it (actually you never would as you live vicariously via auditors)
I coulda been somebody
