>be American>get too drunk on a cruise>fall of a flight of stairs>it's the cruise's fault>get $300,000 in settlementAmericans ALWAYS win.
Are lawyers affordable in the 1st word?
>>220779663Lightweight
>>220779663(((miami lawyer)))
>>220779752works on contingency no money down
>>220779663I'm no lawyer. But I think if it went to trial and she won, then it wasn't a settlement but a judgement.
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>>220779977That's correct
>>220779663uggo ho
>Miami JuryLol, isn't Miami where all the retired boomers settle>"Hey, that could've been me!".
Gemini said she didn't win
>>220780058@grok fact check this
>>220779663This stupid cunt is the reason I get cut off after 5 drinks before I even get a buzz on
>>220780482Don't cruise liners have like a hundred bars? Just go to a different one.
>>220780346@grok remove the white thing
>>220780929@grok activate jerkmate companion app. disengage safety protocols. codename "chocolate rain"
>>220779663Well in order for this settlement to be made, an American insurance company paid for it.How so ? With the income from the insurance subscribers.So the average American indirectly pays for this.It's like the broken window fallacy, society is paying for this bullshit. The money is spent on paperwork and no value is created, there is no creation of anyyhing here it's circular money wasting.
>>220781051Essentially it's a sort ot generalized gambling life-insurance subscription service.Americans pay a large %age of their income so that if they do something retarded enough they might get paid for it. It's rare but common enough thqt they all consider themselves potentially eligible to be millionaires for choking on a fry or stepping on a banana peel, and getting paid for it.This structurally creates a competition regarding who can be do the most retarded person in the country. So there is a lot of competition.
>>220779663but american kids are svffering>molested by an old man during circumcision>slashed by a strangerhttps://youtu.be/bbeeLog0N9o?si=9VboKAau-r4fD3HP
The reason why she was paid "$300k" was because "the bartenders should've known she'd had enough".She was at a bar and drank 14 shots of tequila in 9 hours. That's not only barely anything, there would've been multiple shifts of bartenders.Was 1 dude supposed to keep an eye on her, amongst thousands of guests for the entire 9-hour period, the entire time?
>>220779663>14 shots of tequila in under 9 hoursIt's not even that much
>>2207796639(!) hours at the bar lmaowhy even go on a cruise???
>>220779752lawyers work for free because they are always paid. The loser pays the winner's fees. So Carnival paid the attorneys, not the girlthis goes for everyone and is why ambulance chasing is a thing. It's why your women are now required to be licensed, insured and bonded in case the old person they're taking care of sues. Vice versa, it's also why there are so many attorney ads for immigrants, because if it's the other driver's fault they are paid by his insurance company. For lawyers it is free money basically
>>220779752>>220784155oh and it works like this in the phillipines until 1946 when your court system stopped workingyou can also sue the us navy and there are many filipino lawsuits against the navy over waste dumping, but since you're in a different country now it's just dismissed
