comfy cat edition
hello
Why would somebody ask me about the smell of black men as if I go around smelling black men. What kind of mental question is that?
the UK has a small fraction of the per capital yearly traffic fatalities seen in the US, but i have faith in you lads to make that a bigger fraction
all gone to bed have you
>>220781912Jesus. 65 is the absolute highest I've seen it in highways near me. The norm is 55. Why are we so cucked.
>>220781853A Dutch poster obsessed with Cara Delavingne also necked himself in a tool shed.
I'll be killing myself soon but I don't think you will notice I'm gone
Seriously what is the context of that nonce k*lling his nan with that hatchet on rekt threads? Truly fucked up. Hope that dide suffers for eternity
when I say tungyou say tungTUNG
>>220781970sahuuur
>>220781958>Incel reference delivered through a faux British accentCodiford Costco III mom says log off
>>220781853He was an Irish druggie mong anyway
leftypol walking into the chippy like "alri, can i get the battyman special?"
the deodorant endered
>>220782014poo scr
leftypol walking into spoons and saying battered knob and chips please barkeep!
>>220782037does this upset you
got swollen ankleslike me dad and me grandad and my auntie had
I’m straight as an arrow and would fuck this nerdy twink doing these science experiment videos right up the arse. WTF is wrong with me?
Listening to some angry incel tunesDO NOT stand in my way !!
>>220782037>If I tell a black boy i want to pee in his mouth he will let me>No way would a white guyI beg to differ
>>220782046patela gaggin for the rorkem x
>>220782046logan paul on a mad one
>>220782014let this be a warning to my enemies
>>220782046>point out that white girls generally don't find black guys attractive and just exploit them for their gain>you're an indian??
NEW: No 10 sources say Keir Starmer is "absolutely furious" tonight
We all have someone who makes us have gay thoughtsFor me it's Jensen Ackles
>>220782037every single one of those posters is black guy i bet
>>220782054yjk he smells like coins
I'm generally progressive on cultural issues but if a woman has ever dated or had relations with a black man, that's an instant no for me. I'd make an exception for black girls for obvious reasons, but even East Asians, Indians or Pakistani birds don't get away with that in my book.
>>220781958He figured it was the consumption of sneed oils and soda that made him a fat ugly loser so he killed his dad and the his grandma.
reckon the girl at toil is into mealways see her looking at me then she looks away when i look backthen today she was preening me
>>220782094sorry i didn't read it i just assumed you were cuckposting x
>>220782132Is she cute? Chat her up then. If not get her fired for sexual harassment.
>>220782113Can't even be happy about him potentially getting turfed out, cause I know we're just gonna end up with fucking PM Ed Miliband or some shit and it'll be even worse.I need the whole of Labour out of government fucking NOW.
>>220782132Are you both parrots? She was preening you?
>>220782165shes marriedso i'll just be enjoying her company at toil and thinking of what could have been
>>220782176youve never had a girl preen you? clean you up? smoothen your ruffled hair? pull bits of dirt off your shirt?
>>220782177Ahh the worst kind. Married women will flirt with a guy because it's him getting beaten to pulp if the husband finds out.
cheeky late night dr oetker going in
>>220782200bro is a monkey
My toilfu is a deaf, love her cute little lispCan't imagine it with her though, no way I could be arsed trying to learn bsl
>>220782213imonkey?
>>220782200No, only braid a bit of my hair in school a few times
>he thinks monkeys wear shirtsrum sort of monkey that mateplay football as well does it?
>>220782244Pg tips mate they wear shirts just fine
mad how
>>220782220There was a deaf girl at uni who was kinda peng and who fancied me but I was put off by the way she talked desu. They just sound so strange and, to he honest, kind of retarded.My first thought was what sort of noises a deaf girl would make in bed. They don't seem to know how loud they are. What if she starts moaning and groaning like a banshee and wakes the whole neighbourhood up?
>>220782254hes been genetically engineered to assume human form
headed down the loo. you lads want anything?
Need Emm Watson to sit on my face and do one of them silent farts.
>>220782276bloke in london got squashed in the bottom of one of them
tomorrow im going to wake up sober and do no drugs and then im going to do it again the next day except i think im actually going to do it this time lads
>>220782274Di you think Johnny ever
>>220782283did a yank sit on him
>>220782210right so not ANYTHING then is it
tomorrow im going to wake up sober and do no rape and then im going to do it again the next day except i think im actually going to do it this time lads
>>220782285Take more drugs drink more booze stay up later
/pol/ threads on outer /int/ literally never ever get deleted anymore so long as they are anti-American, anti-British, anti-European, or anti-Israeli.But if there's a /pol/ thread critiquing China, or Russia, or India, or any Islamic regimes, it gets instantly hit with a delete and a 3-dayer.Very curious, that.
>>220782276Was waiting my turn to use one of these in San Francisco, and the door opens and there's a black crack head inside with a bicycle, several duffle bags and a tennis racket like he'd been living in there.
>>220782285i know this guy who does heroin every other day and genuinely believes hes not addicted because its only every two days
Ginsters peppered steak slice down the hatch
Fancy a Quorn slice now
>>220782292would have stained the cloth surely
>>220782315doubt it i got a 3 dayer for posting a picture of putin and kim jong un in a car together
>>220782220I knew a deaf girl at uni who looked exactly like Carey Mulligan, only ginger, and with hearing aids obviously.She didn't really have a lisp though and I barely spoke to her.
>>220782299oh thought it were one of them toilets what come out of the floor
>>220782321many such cases
>>220782210I don't understand homophobes>I'm not gay>my mate is>sometimes I'll whack him off or blow him>I don't get anything out of it but he has a hell of a timeIsn't that what friends are for?
>>220782285when i was addicted to speed i always used to remember being up wired at 3am and thinking im not doing this again tomorrow i need to sleepthen i did the same thing tomorrowrepeat for months
>>220782331chunky monkey x
>>220782334Can you read?
>>220782343>I barely spoke to her.how would she know
>>220781912for highways, I dunnobut in cities and suburbs, car fags need to be restrained
>>220782372Funky monkey!
SCREAMING https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yuPJ5s7jVEc
looking for discreet lad who thinks 4 inches quite impressive
>>220782376yeah
might make a video killing people with a rock
grug, whatever happened there
>>220782418cavebear got him
>Pvt video from Donald Trump to Benjamin Netanyahu. Classified do not share
>>220782433Looks more like Lindsay Graham than Donald
Whole fucking site everywhere i look it's nothing but people reposting the bloody door bloke.
>>220782493whats that
>>220782493ominous postwho is "the door bloke"
>>220782506This guy
Do you pronounce it as "kek this is me" or "kay-tim" in your head?
>>220782527so this is rorke
>>220782543kahteem
What would you do if your sister looked like this and dressed like this in front of you?
I can’t explain it. But this lad needs his arse shagged. I’m straight as an arrow but watching his vids all I can think about his him taking it up the ass. Not on and very bizarre coming from me.
>>220782561Nothing, because if she was my actual sister then I'd be biologically pre-disposed to find her sexually unattractive and therefore it wouldn't matter how hot she looked. The biological conditioning would override that.
>>220782561tell her to put on clothes
>>220782593queer
>>220782593I don't have any sisters so I don't know what it's like. Maybe step sister would have been a better thing to go with.
America is on the verge of civil war.
>>220782561have sex with her probably
>>22078193170 is normal here down south
>>220782593i dont find my older sister hot and i would fuck her raw easily
>>220782650Baldy cunt needs to take his beanie off every now and again
>>220782561beat her with my shoe
smoking and drinking in the sun
>>220782670This means you are extremely mentally damaged and something likely happened during your development to turn you into a sexual deviant.
>>220782684he's fused to it like those fat americans get to their sofas
>>220782723it means he's straight
>>220782730You'd think he'd get a hair transplant or something with the money he's raking in off drooling retards
>>220782723ktim
>>220782712
>BlueSky has been down for very 24 hoursOh no! Where will I post my heckin’ inclusive and inoffensive memes now?
>>220782561beat her with my willy
eating a biscuit
gotta cut me 'air but it's a bit 'ard to cut me own 'air
>>220782543it thought it was "know them/that, it's me"
phwoarjust discovered if you put salty popcorn and shortbread biscuit in mouf simultaneosuly and eatit tast exactly like pancakespropa gud diss
>>220782887true
>>220782910calm down heston blumenthal
>>220782543wot...thought diss was just like a sardonic bit or rhetoric to put somewun downlike sayingokay asshole..
Would you shag?
i'm a calvin coolidge type nigga
wish i had an ostrich
>>220782936imagine the smell
>>220782936um yeah provided she isn't underage or has a penis
>>220782936yes if was very drunk or no possibility of any wun finding outalsomust not be a troon
>>220782936>>220782955imagine the taste
Mad how the Nile is the longest river in the world, but the volume of water it carries is only about 1% of the Amazon, 6% of the Congo, and 12% of the Yangtze
>>220782955Westernised Indian birds like that usually smell very nice cause they groom themselves very nice and wear expensive perfumes.
named my dog "Poggers"
>>220782972Alri Hannibal Lecter
>>220782951silly bird
>>220782990i mean its also longer than the red sea presumably
>>220783008good name for a dog to be fair
>>220783029named my other dog "Syndrome" so when he's bad I can yell "Down Syndrome!"
>>220783008
love beagles so much theyre my favourite creatures ever
>>220783046thoughts on beegles?
>>220783046they're good aren't they
Presently on average I do not like most people generally speaking for the most part currently.
>>220783064horrible image>>220783071theyre the best but it makes me so sad that theyre used for testing because of how gentle they are. saw a video where a rehomed lab beagle had its vocal chords cut out and it was trying to howl and was basically whistling made me so upset fucking love beagles
>>220783102not ongood that it got rehomed x
>>220783112this woman is proper greng
They're just gonna blow up our wind mills aren't they? If you put any energy infrastructure in place that isn't american oil they just blow it up e.g NordStream.
kookaburra
>>220783100...ktim
Eternally creeped out by couples that look like each other.
>>220783148They don't look like eachother though?
>>220783148wait, they're not together?
>>220783159as in brother sister
For me it’s Chester A. Arthur, the most memorable US president that everyone knows.
Irish angel Moya Brennan died and I am very sad https://youtu.be/EBVehlkCCfU?t=276
>>220783148she's hot
>>220783182Nope. That's MatPat and his wife. Also, during Covid they did a video with Dr. Anthony Fauci where his wife, without a shred of irony, used the term>pregnant people and yes I have been chudding out at that ever since.
>>220783185for me, it's franklin pierce
>>220783192rip :(
Goomba titshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIen32nMYhk
the fuck is matpat?
>>220783199You can't tell me that this doesn't look like Matpat put on a wig and makeup.
Sports were better in the 1990s.
>>220783136Nice photo mate. Cool birds those
>>220783262matpat used to be such a bird
matpat's wife sex arse
>born to single mother>would make fun of me whenever i would show interest in a girl>but would also pressure me to get married, have kids, why am i still single, etc (???)>barely dated in secondary school as a result>didn't even lose my virginity until i was 17>she got arrested and went to jail (white collar crime) for a year>happiest time of my life>moved in with me (flat) since she lost the family house and all possessions and i felt guilty>goes on for a couple years>super embarrassing to "live with your mum" at age 25 to seldom bring dates over>finally bring one home after a few weeks of dating>she happens to be black>she leaves after we're done having sex>mom calls her a "nigger whore">i tell her she needs to leave>give her 3 months to move out>she starts breaking and throwing stuff>i call the police>she ends up moving out>hasn't spoken to me in like 5 years/blog
hi
>>220783331>didn't even lose my virginity until i was 17haha
...
They should invent a new country
south south sudan
alysa liu
north south sudan
need a cute nihonjin trad wife
>>220783262That's Bruce Jenner lad
>>220783440evil foid
>>220783440She would be giga-hot if not for her weird upper-gum piercing.
>>220783406israel backs somaliland's independence, dunno what they're plotting
>>220783448why do so many japanese girls have those sticky-out ears
>>220783474Israel was the last and strongest supporter of Rhodesia when we (the British) pulled out.
>>220783483lot of good that did them
>>220783185i know him from die hardhttps://youtu.be/qwjiNOnp7wE
>>220783133that’s the plan to keep america relevant. hold the world hostage by disrupting energy supply chains
we are literally third world
Emma Watson ripped a stinky ass-ripping fart that smelled abominable.
>>220783529BBC trying to provoke unnecessary panic and fearmongering again.Watch when the mongs all storm out of their smelly bedrooms and cause supermarket shortages because of this.
>>220783529>food shortagejust farm more? my grocery prices havent even gone up
>>220783538No one cares about your shit gimmick
>>220783529so nothing actually happened
>>220783136have a kookaburra cricket bat
>>220783440i like how uncomfrotanle look vs other tjor
>>220783554done that smelly nonce.
How is rorke alive
>>220783593iron lung
>>220783476Because you touch your penis at night
>>220783593he a thug nigga
>>220783582fanx lid
you can find some pretty fucked up stuff on youtube in terms of animal crueltypeople feeding mice to snakes and piranhas, weird pet monkey videos
>>220783602based radiohead songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRU-6vaKaf4
went and picked up my sisters nice camera going to start taking photos of birds and insects
you'll never catch me going to cape cod
>>220783623>not taking photos of her tits and arse insteadpoof
did you know there’s a whole country where everyone is indian
americans be like yeah my name's azzi fudd
>>220783648chortling I knew a black girl in 8th grade named Assholi, pronounced Ash-oli but the spelling was pure wtf
wonder if significantly fewer naive tourists visit india now because of their exposure to it on the internet
Americans tend to think of Jamestown settlers and pre-independence colonials as Americans rather Brits, because they were our forefathers. The only exception being people like Sir Walter Raleigh, who went back to England (and was executed for being a fuckup).
stroking my sapphic girldick
>>220783529anticipating and planning ahead for potential future disasters is the mark of a first world country
>>220783685Imagine how bad everyone and everywhere must have smelled during this era
doggie
>>220783705Still not as bad as how Africans, Middle-Easterners and Indians smell in the modern era.
>>220783644i sure do
>>220783694stroke that feminine clitty for daddy baby, ughh im so close
>>220783725um
>>220783721haha
>>220783710I honestly can't tell the difference between shih tzu and lhasa, both look retarded as fuck.
>>220783731huhghgh uhhh wait, i mean which footy you watching this weekend lad?
>>220783741it's neither. it's a yorkshire terrier
really close to beating jedi survivor
i'm incel bitch
>>220783786Kek
>>220783786poo screaming
>>220783786roar
>>220783786s
>>220783786>wahey!
they should invent a new kind of dog
>>220783710so cute. is he yours?
>>220783828Please tell me this is real and not AI
>>220783786Spiritually-brown behaviour.
>>220783822toadslammed crime boss pits already made dogs as good as they can get
>>220783733haha. yeah
>>220783828yes. we even have the same hairstyle
>>220783861>3rd March 2021>"Right now"
run out of things to post :/
why did emiru have to groom her into porn?
>>220783891draw something then. or post your dick
>>220783891you could say poo or nigger or poo nigger
>>220783768There we go.
>>220783837i hope it's real, i want a little puppy to lay on my face exactly like that >>220783872nice, you two are twins
>>220783892Name?
>>220783895what should i draw
>>220783952the prophet muhammad
>>220783963ofcom won't like that one bit
>>220783950Ricardo https://youtu.be/_RUrGAX4ygc
>>220783989said the same thing to my mum when she called my gf a "nigger whore"
>>220783989what race am i if i'm not god or the devil then
>>220783989Why are Christcucks like that?
>>220784001the gay race
>>220784001just flesh
any of you lads been unironicaly sexuallly frustrated?When I'm watching Friends or whatever, there's always some episode where a male character is going through a dry spell of like 2-3 months and he's just choked up full of rage ready to throttle somebody.Did they not know of wanking in the 90s? Bloody bizarre to me.
>>220784015wanking was invented in 2002 by John Wank
Watch out lads im really locked in
>>220783991gee thanks
the knights who say niwhat did they mean by that
>>220784015before the internet i guess it was an accepted truth that wanking was a poor substitute for flesh and blood sex
>>220783950bonbibonkers
In 1965 I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are YOU?
We're having Cheetos mac n cheese egg rolls with doritos locos mountain dew for dinner. I'm psyched.
>>220784057wonder what was up with that guy
came aross a youtube channel with over 1 million subs and yet the views are in the hundredswhat's up with that?
>>220784047Thanks bong shit im stupid, i didn't see the OnlyFans url at the bottom lol luv u mate
Right lads who's got that Switch 2 then? Is it comfortable to play in handheld mode? I never liked the original switch as I the right joycon's thumbstick was too far away for my thumb.
>>220784015As my kissless dateless handholdless virginity goes on, my standards are dropping more and more. I feel like shagging practically any woman I see below the age of 50 in public. Saw a somewhat-cute but very fat bird walking her dog earlier while I was on my way to grab some beers, and immediately started getting a semi thinking of banging her.
I can't leave my house because when I make a slightest noise in my own veranda I get barked at by the neighbours dog
>>220784070paid for followers but not for views
>>220784070maybe she used to be popular ages ago
>>220784081you embraced trannards yet lad
>>220784096Only into the ones who look 99% identical to women and are post-op which is a vanishingly small minority of them, so basically no.
woah vicky would batter diego in a debate and probably call him gay
>>220784109>post-opembrace the shenis
>>220784109>post-opYou really want to date someone with a gapping wound that smells like poop?
>>220784113Just not into it mate. Also, you do realise that proper trans women (as in those who actually undergo hormone treatment) don't have a functional penis right? It shrivels up and becomes sexually inoperable. One trans girl I spoke to on /adv/ said it just stayed flaccid and dribbled a bit whenever her BF had sex with her.
>>220784137dribbles...of what?piss?
>>220784128I'd only date a trans woman if it felt right and I really had strong feelings for her. But I also want to have kids so I wouldn't seek a trans girl out. Also, there's none where I live anyway so it's a moot point. And I won't date online.
>>220784148Cum, I presume. I didn't ask her directly.
>>220784148cerebrospinal fluid
>>220784137They should accept a dead wang if they're going to call themselves women. They should also exclusively bottom for men. But they don't do either of those things, instead they try to top women.
>US singer D4vd has been arrested on suspicion of murdering a teenage girl who went missing last year, police say.>The TikTok star, whose legal name is David Anthony Burke, was the target of a grand jury investigation into the apparent murder of Celeste Rivas Hernandez, whose remains were found in his Tesla in September.>Burke is a Christian, stating in an interview with Astrophe Magazine, "I get my personal power from God for sure. I am a heavy believer in the Christian faith."
>>220784196don't even want to know what the grey thing is
>>220784205https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez
>>220784213for me its steak canadian
>>220784205She died of asphyxiation in his car because she couldn't get any oxygen.
>>220784235>reformed beef product i feel like i should be offended by this
yes
>>220784271Rorke insisting on Restored Beef instead.
women.filthy creatures.
>>220784286Deflection.This is what 99% of men's rooms look like.
>think of a good joke >pop on /brit/ to share it>295 posts I'll wait
My mom mixed the alchie with the xan thats why she's in the hospy.
>>220784305you've been done.
>>220784316You know what it wasn't that good, I'll leave it. Off to bed instead
>>220784283kek
>>220784329mooooove on senpai, moooove on.
>>220784283there's a gross joke about fgm and islamophobia in there but i'm too dumb and delicate to make it
>>220784271kek search steak canadian on tiktok the comments on all the videos mentioning it are all canadians who are genuinely fuming about it
>>220784344...alri then
wow
>>220784368>>220784368>>220784368
>>220784355wowzers..is that a ..w-w-w-ww..a woman????? haminahaminahaminahaminahamina awooooga awoooga awoooo-ooo-ga DINGDINGDINGDINGDING AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OW OW OWWWWWWWW
>>220784351>>220784271>>220784235Literally never heard of "steak canadian" in my life. Is this some poortherner slop?
>>220784384leftypol on a mad one
>>220784375
