I Love Dogs edition
>>220786437i HATE dogs
Poo shortage
dua lipasex
>>220786437Doro is technically a dog. So you love Doro.
>>220786456dont get this gimmick at all
>>220786437Just typed out a huge thread and refreshed the phone accidentally
>>220786437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQiVCXzczDAthread theme
>>220786467silly boy
>>220786464Don't worry, Doro gets you.
>>220786452>>220786456>>220786467>>220786481fuck off this is BRIT
Sex with Nazi femboys from Russia<3
>>220786481fuck off yankthread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq3bYPLBcA4
get the cofvefe sucked
https://youtu.be/OTIsnYPG4lU?si=WIdIg_4srEIJcP5PCOME OUT OF THE GARDEN, BABYYOU'LL CATCH YOUR DEATH IN THE FOG
>>220786499Nta. They were really like the Beatles of the 70s, monumental output that never ages. Timeless.
>>220786437that part of london is surprisingly shitty the only part of the city that felt soulless
>>220786437mental that they filmed Full Metal Jacket there
>>220786519consistent top feature in my spotify wrappedactually cannot get enough of these cunts
It's Mexican Day here in /brit/! Chilli con carne for breakfast while we wear sombreros
Full mental jacket aha
Even the later 80s albums without Waters have some gems on them.
>>220786542blog on
>>220786545ay carumba ese let us kidnap the gringo and take him to the donkey show homes cabron
>>220786542Same, never get tired of them.
>>220786566*blogs on your face*thanks
To dream the impossible dreamTo fight the unbeatable foeTo bear with unbearable sorrowTo run where the brave dare not goTo right the unrightable wrong(*)To be better far than you are(*)To try when your arms are too wearyTo reach the unreachable starThis is my quest, to follow that starNo matter how hopeless, no matter how farTo be willing to give when there's no more to give To be willing to die so that honor and justice may live And I know if I'll only be true to this glorious questThat my heart will lie peaceful and calm when I'm laid to my restAnd the world will be better for thisThat one man, scorned and covered with scarsStill strove with his last ounce of courageTo reach the unreachable star
second ‘fee of the morning getting sucked
the qt mixed race girl wasn't behind the counter lads it was just some fat guy, the day is already ruined
Hate MexicansHate Mexico Love sex with Mexican girlsLove me mexy foodSimple as
>>220786620Sorry brit bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPBb3pHMBvU
come to the conclusion that atheism has really been quite evil
>>220786641went to this one last yearit was well goodhttps://youtu.be/rpOvCWrjgoM?si=Pltc2iwXIWjA4bum
*is gay in front of you*
She's so hot
Stuntpeg pegging my arse
>>220786681alri then fruit boy stop the pretense and suck me on the reclining chair
Mad how we're on the verge of SkyNet level AI.It's ovah...
>>220786681I dance like Morrissey in front of my mom and brother sometime to make them uncomfortable.
this is your last warninglol but i am serious
>>220786717We aren't anywhere near close
need a hot arsed british boy to bear my children
i'm going to cause you unimagineable pain
>waaaaaaa I know you're running a small business but you ABSOLUTELY MUST cater for my ultra rare allergy to purple rice grown specifically on the Yunnan Hani rice terraces OR ELSE
in my balls i hope
foy
>>220786793why do we go through this constantly. it's the same as the gay birthday cake thing. it's a private business so all they need to do is make it clear from the outset what they can and can't do. it's not an equality issue
Lads I've been doing a thinky tonight and I want to run this by you to see if I'm on to something or if I'm just talking nonsense. So, you know how jeets are always talking about how in their culture, their parents are constantly pressuring them to become doctors/lawyers/engineers, etc? Isn't it absolutely mental how literally all aspects of a jeet's life is just izzat-farming? >In our culture, our parents place a heavy value on education!That statement in itself is izzat-farming. >In our culture, we are heavily encouraged by our parents to go into STEMThat claim is also izzat-farming. You don't think white people's parents also encourage their kids to aim high, you sticky jam boy? >In our culture, our children are expected to go into STEM Mental how the act of doing that is also izzat-farming. Forcing your adult children into a career path that they might not have interest in just so you can signal your izzat to other people about how high your kid's izzat is is PEAK izzat-farming.
FOY
>>220786821nation of special snowflakes innit.
fuck off to /pol/
fart, poo, fart
>>220786835jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>220786437i can see it x
Outrageous schoolgirl legs with ladders in her tights
Wtf is an izzat
>>220786846>born 1990ktim
>>220786835when asians integrate to western culture they seem to do just mimic it like machines unaffected by emotions so they can go right to the top. prime directive: become doctor. Mission accomplished. new mission: make 1 billion dollars in tech
>>220786884fuck off 190 you big paedo
>>220786835>Isn't it absolutely mental how literally all aspects of a jeet's life is just izzat-farming?No that's not mental at all
>>220786906I'm just stating the factsCan't turn my eyes off can I
The post modernist view of culture is incredibly superficial It took centuries of civilisation to have things like the American revolution All for it to be undone
i get paid to post here, but only ironically, LOL
*pulls in to Nazareth*
rorke right now
am mental x
>>220786939that's rape
>>220786900they dont integrate, theyre not smart, theyre not hard working. they parasitise, lie cheat and climb the ladder through nepotism and sabotage, an indian in a company is like a small cancer tumor that is guaranteed to grow and grow and before you know it your entire company is owned and ran by them because they only hire and promote their own kind. do not ever employ an indian.
the imonkey pro abailable on monkey pro app store
if you think about he's just like me fr
brekkie is here
mumberg and dadstein are back from their holiday goodbye peace and quiet
in and out, in and out, mmhmm, nebulous
>me mum is back from the holi
>>220786939*feels about half past dead*
forgot to turn off the vpn award
>>220786821equality is a human right and if you dont care to respect other human beings, you dont deserve the privilege of running a businessALL businesses exist SOLELY because society allows them to exist
hitler was very a fucking monster
>>220786958sup mouldie
>>220786503"Covfefe" never meant "coffee". He was trying to type "coverage". Here's the tweet:>Despite the constant negative press covfefe"Coffee" makes no sense in that context.
>>220787011you exist solely because i haven't killed you yet. let this be your final warning
is poleaboo in
muslim grooming gangs keep being busted up north.
>>220787027>>>/r9k/britfeelthat way lad
>>220787026you wont do NOTHING little pisser
>>220787025no one cares nigga
>>220786437>47 minutes ago>85 postsgrimbring back the Rama ops
>>220787025i thought he meant to write conference but coverage makes more sense
rape my nigger wont you
>>220787036imagine how slow britfeel was during the captcha crisis earlier this week
>>220787036thx x
mad how productivity has increased immeasurably since the 1800s but instead of that meaning working fewer hours since the classic 8 hours a day work week started you're just expected to do more in that time
marine collagen, vit c, vit b, vit e, 2x multivitamin, lions maneall down the gulletlike superman me
>>220787079all down in the 'cord mate x
>>220787103Wish i could join but realistically they'd think I'm cringe and I'd end up leaving so i don't drag them down
>>220787092mad how artificial intelligence is used to replace workers instead of allowing them to work less while being just as productive keeping their full pay
rorke wearing his da's primark suit to the job centre
>>220787103the cord is just chubbaz' rape shack
>>220787092yhpeople seriously think ai will be the thing that lifts all of humanity out of poverty and nobody will need to work more than 2 days a week or whateverthey said the same shit about machinery during the industrial rev, computers, the internet (data age) etc
>centre come on, fellas. we should at least be able to negotiate the spelling on that one, eh?
>>220787092>classicthe 9-5 work day started in 1926 mate. barely a century. humans worked much longer than 8 hours a day for most of history. why do you fucking idiots never do any reading before posting utter tripe
mad how
want to fuck that yank racoon ice skater girl up her racoon arsehole while pulling on her racoon hair and she’s making racoon sex noises
>>220787180i will sodomise you in your brown centre if you dont shut up now
>>220787180Yanks:>No you can't write "centre", that's a stupid French spelling!Also yanks:>Carbine is pronounced "car-been" because that's how the French say it!
>>220787203isnt she chinese
Can't take it anymore Need to commit suicide
dogberg met neighbourbergs dogberg and barked at it, neighbourberg didn't look happythat's my dogberg met neighbourbergs dogberg and barked at it, neighbourberg didn't look happy story
>>220787226Take me out with you
>>220787186>humans worked much longer than 8 hours a day for most of history.wrong. even medieval peasants worked less than 40h a week and had significantly more holidays. and they were surrounded by a close-knit comnunity and family as opposed to brown people that hate them
corr.
>>220787180my opinion is it should be spelled differently between the noun and verb to reflect the change in stresscentre (noun) i.e. the centre of the roomcenter (verb) i.e. our discussion will center on x
>>220787239I heard someone explain why this meme isn't accurate once but I forgot what they said so you'll just have to take my word for it and also their word for it
>>220787237You're in yanklad bro just cop a gun
>>220787203what noises are that
>>220787226come on lad , chin up x
girlboss jogging through the park got angry at some dog walkers because their unleashed dogs went up to her, they were just labradors thoughstill unsure who was in the wrong but I think I hate the girlboss more
I am at my limit!!!
tummy hurts now
>>220787281have sex
>>220787264Oh yeah. I'll get some fent too, shits gonna be poppin cousin
the shops I go to added a "UK" imported sectionit's right next to the indian section which is about 4 times as big
>>220787239>>220787259peasants' work varied over the yearin spring and summer it would be a bit lessin winter they wouldn't work at alland in autumn (harvest) they would be in the fields from sunrise to sunset i.e. 10-12 hours a day
>>220787203good lord
>>220787256aint no way they got whole foods over there>>220787259i dont really care what is actually right since i choose to believe whatever feels right when it comes to history. most of history is written by jewish intellectuals who will lie and smear anything good
>>220787281shouldn't walk your dog off lead if it's gonna run up to people friendly or notalso shouldn't get unreasonably angry at people over shit that doesn't really matter even if they were in the wrong
I refuse to have sex
Seems like carbon monoxide poisoning is the only real option other than the more brutal ways like jumping off a bridge of whatever Wish I knew how to get ahold of synthetic opioids because those could easily kill you
>>220787256you can see the faecal specks in it
>>220787338sent a dm
>>220787350at least there's no mould
>>220787281was she on her period and they were sniffing her sex pheromones?
>>220787336someone could bum rape you and you wouldn't have a choice
>>220787338real suicidal maniacs wouldn't care if it hurtsyou're a poser and a fraud
>>220787310>>220787239in winter they still had to tend to livestock and most families would have a side hustle like textiles to do during the winter, they also had to process the summers harvest like threshing grain etc, and probably still had to do various work for their lord liek construction they also still worked during holidays as they had to tend to their own farms to get food to live, it just meant respite from working on their lords farms
>>220787391fuck off faggot your mum's a whore
>>220787338Fentanyl? Book a flight to Philadelphia. Super easy.
>>220787398there's a kitchen knife in your drawer loser boyjust slit your jugular
>>220787375you’d rather eat faeces than probiotic bacteria? ok
>>220787414I'll do that to your fucking family mate
>>220787393whatever it was it was probably a better and more fulfilling life than most 1st world lives today
Word of the day: vanadiumDefinitions:noun: - A chemical element (symbol V) with atomic number 23; it is a transition metal, used in the production of special steels.
>>220787425got some fight in you now eh?guess you'll be alri thensack off the poisoning bollocks and come have a pint
>>220787350Made with love
>>220787445nah fuck you prick not after the way you spoke to me
>>220787430dont disagree but they probably had their own sense of hopelessness from being property (couldnt even travel without permission) and having 0 social mobility
i heard if you kill yourself you go to hell for eternity so don't do it
>>220787462it'll be on the table when you want it lait will go warm tho i can't change that x
>>220787430they were literal slaves mateand they revolted all the time
*sucks you off at 99999999999999.2 mph*
*cums on you*
never kill yourself
>>220787489>>220787495umm
always kill yourselfcontantly
Keep yourself alive Keep yourself aliiive All you people,Keep yourself alive
>>220787505don't tell me what to do>>220787517don't tell me what to do
might just kind of pakily smell bad, stare at girls and ask them for their numbers while filming them at the gym
bellingham boisterously breaking my bum hymenthe clartening commences
>mandatory office attendance announced for every Mondayok i speedrun leaving my job then. not doing that
>>220786437Going here this weekend sort ofTfL boat down to greenwich with the mrs Might go the maritime museum and then a pint in the sun and a bit of dinnerShould be lovely desu
>>220787550that's just not on, mate
>>220787258I do this with theatre/theater. >Movie theater>My friend is involved in theatre
when even daily mail readers want to rejoin you know brexit was a mistake x
>>220787575You're gay.
>>220787580Brexit was the right decision actually
>>220787553Could be worse m8, at least It's not a FridayTend to go in on Mondays anyway, get it out the way and then only need to go in twice more My toil just annouced that you can only do one monday and one friday at home per month but simply not doing it, I've always come in three times a week while others have taken the piss and I won't pay a price for it.
What is your opinion on this album
>>220787580we will not get the chance to rejoin anymore. we did a bit of a scorched earth when we left
>>220787580didn't the eu just try to pressgang the new hungarian donny into accepting more pakis for withheld funds
>>220787596looks like gay boomer shit
catberg loves his fucking zognip
>>220787553well that's you replaced with AI
>>220787596Love it. Gay boomer here
>>220787622let them replace me. im looking for a better job anyways
>>220787605they want Hungary to follow EU asylum rulesbut brexit didn't affect our asylum laws at all and conversely we got way more pakis with the boriswavemigration-wise rejoining will not have any significant drawbacks for the UK
>>220787256This one I had from Harrods in London gave me an intestinal pain the likes of which I have never experienced in my life.>>220787281My little brother once trampled on the foot of one while playing football in the park.Stupid bint had it coming; she remarked nasty things about me.
I'm more British than every single on of you.
>>220787650this dudes in Botswana
>>220787592my main concerns are that now i cant avoid the people i hate as they will always be there on a Monday, and we have to book a parking space on an app which will be full up every Monday since everyone is in. I'll have to end up parking 10 minutes away outside someone's house
>>220787650>>220787256you guys ever link up and shag each other up the arse?
heard bostwana is pretty civilized for an african country but still has tons of aidsthey don't speak english though so i shant daydream about visitingb there
>>220787648>migration-wise rejoining will not have any significant drawbacks for the UKpure speculation and worth precisely nothing
posting pictures of the pad thai I had for lunch yesterday on Facebook to piss off normies
>>220787669>and we have to book a parking space on an appSame problem at mine for a long time, not enough parking and apps etc, proper ballache. At our place though you just blocked people in and left your number on the dash.
>>220787656FOY
Not sure about rejoining but closer alignment with EU should be on the table given America is clearly gonna backstab us every four years due to the decisions made by swing voters in Pennsylvania
Leaving the EU was a good thing but elites didn't fulfill it and follow along from the outside
tyrones and shaniquas will see a black person with a personality outside being black and be like "hurry why you acting white"
>>220787801black kids at my school called every other black guy who actually bothered to study an "oreo" scream
>>220787771ill swing your hooters in Pennsylvania bong. you better not flirt with the EU capiece?
i don't think pennsylvania will be doing much swinging in the coming years. zion don and the flood of browns has pretty much guarenteed a few generations of democrat rule.
