>>220786437
i HATE dogs

Poo shortage

dua lipa
sex

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>>220786437
Doro is technically a dog. So you love Doro.

>>220786456
dont get this gimmick at all

>>220786437
Just typed out a huge thread and refreshed the phone accidentally

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>>220786437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQiVCXzczDA
thread theme

>>220786467
silly boy

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>>220786464
Don't worry, Doro gets you.

>>220786452
>>220786456
>>220786467
>>220786481
fuck off this is BRIT

Sex with Nazi femboys from Russia<3

>>220786481
fuck off yank
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq3bYPLBcA4

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get the cofvefe sucked

https://youtu.be/OTIsnYPG4lU?si=WIdIg_4srEIJcP5P

COME OUT OF THE GARDEN, BABY
YOU'LL CATCH YOUR DEATH IN THE FOG

>>220786499
Nta. They were really like the Beatles of the 70s, monumental output that never ages. Timeless.

>>220786437
that part of london is surprisingly shitty

the only part of the city that felt soulless

>>220786437
mental that they filmed Full Metal Jacket there

>>220786519
consistent top feature in my spotify wrapped
actually cannot get enough of these cunts

It's Mexican Day here in /brit/!
Chilli con carne for breakfast while we wear sombreros

Full mental jacket aha

Even the later 80s albums without Waters have some gems on them.

>>220786542
blog on

>>220786545
ay carumba ese let us kidnap the gringo and take him to the donkey show homes cabron

>>220786542
Same, never get tired of them.

>>220786566
*blogs on your face*
thanks

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To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
(*)To be better far than you are(*)
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest, to follow that star
No matter how hopeless, no matter how far
To be willing to give when there's no more to give To be willing to die so that honor and justice may live
And I know if I'll only be true to this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm when I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

second ‘fee of the morning getting sucked

the qt mixed race girl wasn't behind the counter lads it was just some fat guy, the day is already ruined

Hate Mexicans
Hate Mexico
Love sex with Mexican girls
Love me mexy food
Simple as

>>220786620
Sorry brit bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPBb3pHMBvU

come to the conclusion that atheism has really been quite evil

>>220786641
went to this one last year
it was well good
https://youtu.be/rpOvCWrjgoM?si=Pltc2iwXIWjA4bum

*is gay in front of you*

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She's so hot

Stuntpeg pegging my arse

>>220786681
alri then fruit boy stop the pretense and suck me on the reclining chair

Mad how we're on the verge of SkyNet level AI.

It's ovah...

>>220786681
I dance like Morrissey in front of my mom and brother sometime to make them uncomfortable.

this is your last warning
lol but i am serious

>>220786717
We aren't anywhere near close

need a hot arsed british boy to bear my children

i'm going to cause you unimagineable pain

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>waaaaaaa I know you're running a small business but you ABSOLUTELY MUST cater for my ultra rare allergy to purple rice grown specifically on the Yunnan Hani rice terraces OR ELSE

in my balls i hope

foy

>>220786793
why do we go through this constantly. it's the same as the gay birthday cake thing. it's a private business so all they need to do is make it clear from the outset what they can and can't do. it's not an equality issue

Lads I've been doing a thinky tonight and I want to run this by you to see if I'm on to something or if I'm just talking nonsense.

So, you know how jeets are always talking about how in their culture, their parents are constantly pressuring them to become doctors/lawyers/engineers, etc? Isn't it absolutely mental how literally all aspects of a jeet's life is just izzat-farming?

>In our culture, our parents place a heavy value on education!
That statement in itself is izzat-farming.

>In our culture, we are heavily encouraged by our parents to go into STEM
That claim is also izzat-farming. You don't think white people's parents also encourage their kids to aim high, you sticky jam boy?

>In our culture, our children are expected to go into STEM
Mental how the act of doing that is also izzat-farming. Forcing your adult children into a career path that they might not have interest in just so you can signal your izzat to other people about how high your kid's izzat is is PEAK izzat-farming.

FOY

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>>220786821
nation of special snowflakes innit.

fuck off to /pol/

fart, poo, fart

>>220786835
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>220786437
i can see it x

Outrageous schoolgirl legs with ladders in her tights

Wtf is an izzat

>>220786846
>born 1990
ktim

>>220786835
when asians integrate to western culture they seem to do just mimic it like machines unaffected by emotions so they can go right to the top. prime directive: become doctor. Mission accomplished. new mission: make 1 billion dollars in tech

>>220786884
fuck off 190 you big paedo

>>220786835
>Isn't it absolutely mental how literally all aspects of a jeet's life is just izzat-farming?
No that's not mental at all

>>220786906
I'm just stating the facts
Can't turn my eyes off can I

The post modernist view of culture is incredibly superficial
It took centuries of civilisation to have things like the American revolution
All for it to be undone

i get paid to post here, but only ironically, LOL

*pulls in to Nazareth*

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rorke right now

am mental x

>>220786939
that's rape

>>220786900
they dont integrate, theyre not smart, theyre not hard working. they parasitise, lie cheat and climb the ladder through nepotism and sabotage, an indian in a company is like a small cancer tumor that is guaranteed to grow and grow and before you know it your entire company is owned and ran by them because they only hire and promote their own kind. do not ever employ an indian.

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the imonkey pro abailable on monkey pro app store

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if you think about he's just like me fr

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brekkie is here

mumberg and dadstein are back from their holiday
goodbye peace and quiet

in and out, in and out, mmhmm, nebulous

>me mum is back from the holi

>>220786939
*feels about half past dead*

forgot to turn off the vpn award

>>220786821
equality is a human right and if you dont care to respect other human beings, you dont deserve the privilege of running a business

ALL businesses exist SOLELY because society allows them to exist

hitler was very a fucking monster

>>220786958
sup mouldie

>>220786503
"Covfefe" never meant "coffee". He was trying to type "coverage". Here's the tweet:
>Despite the constant negative press covfefe
"Coffee" makes no sense in that context.

>>220787011
you exist solely because i haven't killed you yet. let this be your final warning

is poleaboo in

muslim grooming gangs keep being busted up north.

>>220787027
>>>/r9k/britfeel
that way lad

>>220787026
you wont do NOTHING little pisser

>>220787025
no one cares nigga

>>220786437
>47 minutes ago
>85 posts
grim
bring back the Rama ops

>>220787025
i thought he meant to write conference but coverage makes more sense

rape my nigger wont you

>>220787036
imagine how slow britfeel was during the captcha crisis earlier this week

>>220787036
thx x

mad how productivity has increased immeasurably since the 1800s but instead of that meaning working fewer hours since the classic 8 hours a day work week started you're just expected to do more in that time

marine collagen, vit c, vit b, vit e, 2x multivitamin, lions mane
all down the gullet
like superman me

>>220787079
all down in the 'cord mate x

>>220787103
Wish i could join but realistically they'd think I'm cringe and I'd end up leaving so i don't drag them down

>>220787092
mad how artificial intelligence is used to replace workers instead of allowing them to work less while being just as productive keeping their full pay

rorke wearing his da's primark suit to the job centre

>>220787103
the cord is just chubbaz' rape shack

>>220787092
yh
people seriously think ai will be the thing that lifts all of humanity out of poverty and nobody will need to work more than 2 days a week or whatever
they said the same shit about machinery during the industrial rev, computers, the internet (data age) etc

>centre
come on, fellas. we should at least be able to negotiate the spelling on that one, eh?

>>220787092
>classic
the 9-5 work day started in 1926 mate. barely a century.
humans worked much longer than 8 hours a day for most of history.
why do you fucking idiots never do any reading before posting utter tripe

mad how

want to fuck that yank racoon ice skater girl up her racoon arsehole while pulling on her racoon hair and she’s making racoon sex noises

>>220787180
i will sodomise you in your brown centre if you dont shut up now

>>220787180
Yanks:
>No you can't write "centre", that's a stupid French spelling!
Also yanks:
>Carbine is pronounced "car-been" because that's how the French say it!

>>220787203
isnt she chinese

Can't take it anymore
Need to commit suicide

dogberg met neighbourbergs dogberg and barked at it, neighbourberg didn't look happy
that's my dogberg met neighbourbergs dogberg and barked at it, neighbourberg didn't look happy story

>>220787226
Take me out with you

>>220787186
>humans worked much longer than 8 hours a day for most of history.
wrong. even medieval peasants worked less than 40h a week and had significantly more holidays. and they were surrounded by a close-knit comnunity and family as opposed to brown people that hate them

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corr.

>>220787180
my opinion is it should be spelled differently between the noun and verb to reflect the change in stress
centre (noun) i.e. the centre of the room
center (verb) i.e. our discussion will center on x

>>220787239
I heard someone explain why this meme isn't accurate once but I forgot what they said so you'll just have to take my word for it and also their word for it

>>220787237
You're in yanklad bro just cop a gun

>>220787203
what noises are that

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>>220787226
come on lad , chin up x

girlboss jogging through the park got angry at some dog walkers because their unleashed dogs went up to her, they were just labradors though

still unsure who was in the wrong but I think I hate the girlboss more

I am at my limit!!!

tummy hurts now

>>220787281
have sex

>>220787264
Oh yeah. I'll get some fent too, shits gonna be poppin cousin

the shops I go to added a "UK" imported section
it's right next to the indian section which is about 4 times as big

>>220787239
>>220787259
peasants' work varied over the year
in spring and summer it would be a bit less
in winter they wouldn't work at all
and in autumn (harvest) they would be in the fields from sunrise to sunset i.e. 10-12 hours a day

>>220787203
good lord

>>220787256
aint no way they got whole foods over there
>>220787259
i dont really care what is actually right since i choose to believe whatever feels right when it comes to history. most of history is written by jewish intellectuals who will lie and smear anything good

>>220787281
shouldn't walk your dog off lead if it's gonna run up to people friendly or not
also shouldn't get unreasonably angry at people over shit that doesn't really matter even if they were in the wrong

I refuse to have sex

Seems like carbon monoxide poisoning is the only real option other than the more brutal ways like jumping off a bridge of whatever
Wish I knew how to get ahold of synthetic opioids because those could easily kill you

>>220787256
you can see the faecal specks in it

>>220787338
sent a dm

>>220787350
at least there's no mould

>>220787281
was she on her period and they were sniffing her sex pheromones?

>>220787336
someone could bum rape you and you wouldn't have a choice

>>220787338
real suicidal maniacs wouldn't care if it hurts
you're a poser and a fraud

>>220787310
>>220787239
in winter they still had to tend to livestock and most families would have a side hustle like textiles to do during the winter, they also had to process the summers harvest like threshing grain etc, and probably still had to do various work for their lord liek construction
they also still worked during holidays as they had to tend to their own farms to get food to live, it just meant respite from working on their lords farms

>>220787391
fuck off faggot your mum's a whore

>>220787338
Fentanyl? Book a flight to Philadelphia. Super easy.

>>220787398
there's a kitchen knife in your drawer loser boy
just slit your jugular

>>220787375
you’d rather eat faeces than probiotic bacteria? ok

>>220787414
I'll do that to your fucking family mate

>>220787393
whatever it was it was probably a better and more fulfilling life than most 1st world lives today

Word of the day: vanadium

Definitions:

noun:
- A chemical element (symbol V) with atomic number 23; it is a transition metal, used in the production of special steels.

>>220787425
got some fight in you now eh?
guess you'll be alri then
sack off the poisoning bollocks and come have a pint

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>>220787350
Made with love

>>220787445
nah fuck you prick not after the way you spoke to me

>>220787430
dont disagree but they probably had their own sense of hopelessness from being property (couldnt even travel without permission) and having 0 social mobility

i heard if you kill yourself you go to hell for eternity so don't do it

>>220787462
it'll be on the table when you want it la
it will go warm tho i can't change that x

>>220787430
they were literal slaves mate
and they revolted all the time

*sucks you off at 99999999999999.2 mph*

*cums on you*

never kill yourself

>>220787489
>>220787495
umm

always kill yourself
contantly

Keep yourself alive
Keep yourself aliiive
All you people,
Keep yourself alive

>>220787505
don't tell me what to do
>>220787517
don't tell me what to do

might just kind of pakily smell bad, stare at girls and ask them for their numbers while filming them at the gym

bellingham boisterously breaking my bum hymen
the clartening commences

>mandatory office attendance announced for every Monday
ok i speedrun leaving my job then. not doing that

>>220786437
Going here this weekend sort of
TfL boat down to greenwich with the mrs
Might go the maritime museum and then a pint in the sun and a bit of dinner
Should be lovely desu

>>220787550
that's just not on, mate

>>220787258
I do this with theatre/theater.

>Movie theater
>My friend is involved in theatre

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when even daily mail readers want to rejoin you know brexit was a mistake x

>>220787575
You're gay.

>>220787580
Brexit was the right decision actually

>>220787553
Could be worse m8, at least It's not a Friday
Tend to go in on Mondays anyway, get it out the way and then only need to go in twice more
My toil just annouced that you can only do one monday and one friday at home per month but simply not doing it, I've always come in three times a week while others have taken the piss and I won't pay a price for it.

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What is your opinion on this album

>>220787580
we will not get the chance to rejoin anymore. we did a bit of a scorched earth when we left

>>220787580
didn't the eu just try to pressgang the new hungarian donny into accepting more pakis for withheld funds

>>220787596
looks like gay boomer shit

catberg loves his fucking zognip

>>220787553
well that's you replaced with AI

>>220787596
Love it. Gay boomer here

>>220787622
let them replace me. im looking for a better job anyways

>>220787605
they want Hungary to follow EU asylum rules
but brexit didn't affect our asylum laws at all and conversely we got way more pakis with the boriswave
migration-wise rejoining will not have any significant drawbacks for the UK

>>220787256
This one I had from Harrods in London gave me an intestinal pain the likes of which I have never experienced in my life.

>>220787281
My little brother once trampled on the foot of one while playing football in the park.
Stupid bint had it coming; she remarked nasty things about me.

I'm more British than every single on of you.

>>220787650
this dudes in Botswana

>>220787592
my main concerns are that now i cant avoid the people i hate as they will always be there on a Monday, and we have to book a parking space on an app which will be full up every Monday since everyone is in. I'll have to end up parking 10 minutes away outside someone's house

>>220787650
>>220787256
you guys ever link up and shag each other up the arse?

heard bostwana is pretty civilized for an african country but still has tons of aids
they don't speak english though so i shant daydream about visitingb there

>>220787648
>migration-wise rejoining will not have any significant drawbacks for the UK
pure speculation and worth precisely nothing

posting pictures of the pad thai I had for lunch yesterday on Facebook to piss off normies

>>220787669
>and we have to book a parking space on an app
Same problem at mine for a long time, not enough parking and apps etc, proper ballache. At our place though you just blocked people in and left your number on the dash.

>>220787656
FOY

Not sure about rejoining but closer alignment with EU should be on the table given America is clearly gonna backstab us every four years due to the decisions made by swing voters in Pennsylvania

Leaving the EU was a good thing but elites didn't fulfill it and follow along from the outside

tyrones and shaniquas will see a black person with a personality outside being black and be like "hurry why you acting white"

>>220787801
black kids at my school called every other black guy who actually bothered to study an "oreo" scream

>>220787771
ill swing your hooters in Pennsylvania bong. you better not flirt with the EU capiece?

i don't think pennsylvania will be doing much swinging in the coming years. zion don and the flood of browns has pretty much guarenteed a few generations of democrat rule.

hate being such a hairy bastard, have pubes growing half way up me shaft that are a pain in the arse to deal with

>>220787771
the anglosphere should join up with China at this point in open opposition to the US
just let them have Taiwan, it's their one little aspy thing tripping them up
beyond that are they really so bad

Didn’t have a single non-white kid at my school lol

>>220787846
gf has hair growing all around her gash
refuses to shave it too
proper grim

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A clue gained

>>220787824
wrong thread mate? you've posted this in /brit/ (a thread about British culture) on /int/ (a board not about politics). silly lad

>>220787850
two black kids joined my school of several hundred and were like celebrities
the younger one got in big trouble for watching porn on the library computers, which were out in the open in the middle of the library not tucked away in a computer room

>>220787884
my bad

>>220787876
>age gaps are good because now I'm benefiting from it
>no i apologise for all the horrible things I've said before
the eternal womanoid

errrr got the news on and just spotted Mousey walking into 10 Downing Street.....

I overtook police this morning on dual carriageway who were doing 66 at 74 because i was on cruise control and then after I came in they overtook me doing 77/78 came in front of me and immediately slowed right back down to 66
Fucking pig bastards

overheard a group of zoomers talking about shagging femboys and girls interchangeably without any shame whatsoever

utterly mental how degen and retarded this next generation will be

>>220787932
horse brothels legalised day 1

>>220787934
I hate police

>>220787850
I went to a fairly middling private school that you wouldn't call an elite place, just a nice school with small classes, and the cuzzy big bossman paki kids whose dads were either big criminals or the paki kids whose dad owned all the KFCs in South Yorkshire also attended. Only a handful of them really, but it was wild seeing how different they were depending on background. At least half the badmans got expelled and the kids whose parents had fast food empires were among the most intelligent and polite.

>>220787900
scroar one of the pakis did that at my school
his parents were NOT pleased

>>220787960
I actually hate the police more than you.

Canadian cousin wrote a few blogs about his summer in Europe last year and I'm giving them a read

Mental how even through the text you can hear how similar his diction is to my dad, through his brother my uncle.
Glad those things got passed along and he isn't just some wretched little "that sucks balls Cody bro" type

>>220787942
Zoomers aren't next gen. The older ones are in their early 30s

>>220787975
Why’s that

you arrive in milton keynes...

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>>220787945
>horse brothels

eating mcdonalds and crying

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reckon they shouldn't stop trains because of "tresspassers"
they have ears and eyes if the train is coming they can dodge

>>220788028
for mousey that's just called a stable

Spackers

>>220787979
blog on

>>220788058
I would cry too mate, eating that shite.

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>it's about ethics in video games journalism

>>220788090
scr

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rorkes din dins

Love when I have porridge for brekkie and dogberg just sits there looking at me because he knows he gets the bowl once I'm done. So excited by it, nice dogberg, good dogberg.

watching 'the eiger sanction' and a flouncy gay character has a little yappy dog named faggot lol

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>>220788090
they came at us gamers...

>>220788086
the Big Arch burger was scran though

>>220788158
it's all muck

>>220788086
forever grateful to my parents for never letting me eat fast food slop so I never got a taste for it

do you lads shave your arse hairs or what

chubby zoomer lass at toil is being a bit snappier with me today and I noticed a pack of tampons poking out of her handbag when she opened it in the break room this morning so I assume she’s having her ‘riod

week 25 of Gadaffi-maxxing

>>220788208
were they the big ones

>>220788208
>chubby zoomer lass
get innnnn

>>220788208
Wow you're really airing all her dirty laundry

>>220788197
No that's insane behaviour. Sometimes give them a trim when I'm tidying up the ball and gooch area but not in depth.

>>220788197
did it once when i was like 12 and my arse itched for weeks

>>220788208
are you the same lad everyone was calling weird and incellious yesterday?

>>220788222
couldn’t tell only saw them briefly but I get the feeling she’s a heavy flow kind of girl
>>220788240
it’s ok, I’ll calm her down by flirting with her today :)

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>showed off my new shirt to toilfu at standup and the zoomer doing work experience accused me of jestermaxxing

everyone born in the 21st century should be culled

why do women cry all the time for no reason

The United States of America is controlled by Jews

>>220788262
because they're soft delicate creatures that need love and support

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Feeling a little ruff this morning so gone for a Timmy special with hair of the dog

>>220788248
not everyone but yeah there were a couple of lads seething that they don’t have a job where they get to practice flirting with hot women most of the day and honing their rizz

screaming in an n words face

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>>220786444
me own fockin son hates dags

>>220788297
yeh but mate you're an ugly unloveable incel. those women dont want you sniffing around them. you disgust them.

>weird and incellious
ktim

I have twitter screenshots to share with you all

>>220788263
baseless conspiracy theories like this are why the jews need a special law to imprison anyone who criticises them

>>220788286
Corrr coddled eggies. Got one of these pans, rarely gets used since it's less clean up to just do a normal poach but I do enjoy them on occasion.

mad how over 50% of the stock market is just algorithms trading, makes me scared because basically everything i've invested into the past 2 years is flying green but i feel like its all built on sand and one day we're gonna wake up and its red all across the board

>>220788259
bros doing too much

just kind of incelliously rueing the state of the west while wishing I lived in Japan

I think of Croydon every single day

>>220788273
gfstein's idea of me supporting her is "you'll get a good job in this city then move me out to your apartment and let me jobsearch for 6 months then give up and set up a small shop that loses lots of money" and then she cries when I say I don't think that's realistic

Wikipedia is down, it's so over

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>>220788348
think of Catford instead

>>220788373
Get Balham down ya

>>220788341
we unironically have standards of living that kings of old couldn't dream of and it had nothing to do with hard work or all pulling together as a team it was down to the last 60 years of technological innovation and jewish finance

can't believe the black chick from suits goes home tomorrow why even live might just blow my fucking brains out just knowing she's standing on the same land as me has been the highlight of my existence

>>220788367
if only its 6 million users gave it £10 a month

>>220788367
works for me

>>220788387
fun fact: I lived in Balham for 16 years

>>220788367
Works on my machine

>>220788402
Not a fun fact

meowmeowmeow

>>220788402
had no fun reading this

>>220788387
bit too close to home that. Streatham Hill forever

>>220788314
They enjoy my company and are extremely flirty and playful with me. I know when a girl does not want me sniffing around her as I lived an incel existence up until this point but for some reason the girls here love me :)

>>220788419
fuck up incel twerp freak time to fucking die *rapes you to death*

>>220788373
Imagine starting your day under this giant cat, eating a Tesco hotdog thinking, 'I should go to Luton next'

>>220788410
pssspssspssss

>>220788359
>wanting your gf to work at all
how are you supposed to control her then?

>>220788438
*opens mouth*

Hello

>>220788462
hi luv x
what you wearing

>>220788419
if only they knew their pet office incel freak was blogging about their periods on 4chan

that dancing nihilist is a catchy number

free sheldon

>>220788508
Don’t be jealous, lad. It isn’t a good look

>>220788545
have a good think about your life and explain what about it i should be jealous of

>>220788455
*starts pissing reluctantly*

dont understand why the gf is so obsessed with the idea of having kids when we don't even have our own house yet

>>220788407
>>220788412
you have no capacity for joy then I fear

Sheldon, $35

>>220788587
biological womb-impulses
my gf found out one of her friends from school is preggers then forced me into an hour long argument about when we're going to get married and if I promise to marry her within 3 years
I'm 22 for fuck's sake

mad that women can just grope their tits whenever they want and we can't

hardly fair is it

check your six

might go insane on some datura

>>220788615
yeh but they dont get to thumb their foreskin like we do

*checks his six*
yep, nothing

>>220788609
the toilfu doesnt want kids, in fact shes so sure of this that she ended two previous relationships the minute the bloke started talking about them

>>220788623
might go dead, it's lethal

Fun fact: baby koalas transition from milk to solids by eating shit directly from their mother's arseholes
this passes on the gut bacteria that allows them to digest eucalyptus

>>220788609
Kek that's a fucking beatdown right there. My wife didn't start on that shit until we were 30

>>220788647
Yeah this one is a fun fact. I DO have capacity for joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4-ckGcr0c
doing an incel dance

>>220788641
perhaps he did it in a noncey way

>>220788669
knew it already
got no joy from this
he might be right

>>220788641
all women want kids but some don't realize it until it's too late

Are the incels talking about their imaginary girlfriends and wives again are they?

pretended to not want kids in hopes of shagging the toilfu who kept banging on about how she didn't want them
took her bringing it up all the time as a sign she was thinking about us
she wasn't

fuck fuck fuck my neighbor saw me pick my nose and eat my nose poo fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>220788765
good that's gross as fuck and shame is a motivator for change

NEW
>>220784368
>>220784368

>>220788780
Need you locked up

>>220788776
i have the most perfect hygiene aside from eating my nose poo and digging in my bum and smelling it sometimes

>>220788765
I thought it's a delicacy in france

>>220788817
>>220788817

just saw a guy eat his boogers

>>220788825
BOG BLAST YOU VILLAIN

potentially buying a new car today

Well that's the old

>>220788901
What you gettin svede lad

NEW
>>220787235
>>220787235
>>220787235
>>220787235

Well that's /cum/

taking the piss

none of those are the new’s

Really getting quite cross with the lack of new

Right well

new should be school girl legs edish

School boy legs edition

Um

>>220789044
Can you take your paedophilia to a different website you degenerate incel freak?

sixth form girls are legal

and they would never fuck you

>>220789151

you never know really