>we should do a haka at Jordie's sentencing tetahi mea ranei
I love and respect the haka but it was a lot cooler when I was a kid and it was just something that either our sporting teams or an actual group of Maori from a local marae did at your highschool. Now we do it everywhere as some kind of performative New Zealand™ brand thing. Yep, that's a New Zealander alright! Look at him do the haka! Feels like we're in a dog show doing tricks for clapping internationals.
>>220787544Do the haka shake
>>220787757I wonder if there's a haka shuffle?
>>220787459What if in retaliation they do fortnite dances and it becomes a whole dance battle?
is haka the thing where they yell and stamp their feet
>>220787459>Open up your Taringas we are going to have ourselves a quick Korero about the classes behvaiour during last period
>>220787459>we should do a hakaMore deluded words have never been spoken. No one enjoys this cringe shit.
>>220787544I've seen less than a dozen in my whole life.
>>220787544Isn't it cultural appropriation if a white kiwi does it?
>>220788910Taringa is a suburb in my city
>>220787544>>220788910>>220789357stop doing the haka you pakeha scum, apologize for waitangi now
>>220788910>gotta do the mahi to get the treat, team.
>>220787459lol
