it is happening again

>>220791567
mental how fit they are

>>220791534
it's swill (ruddles)

we're all in here
>>220789162
>>220789162
>>220789162

Got loads of veg in the fridge

big fan of just having that as our permanent OP and increasing numbers

just sucked the rest of my celsius up the arse lads

>>220791567
cute roman girl

Hate it when I'm outside and I can hear people but I can't see them
Why are they being so shy

>>220791618
thats cos u're forrin tho
(no offence)
>>220791638
what about when u can see them but not hear them

>>220791612
Nah

just WHO is biomass Andy?

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i actually like the british slag chav look

probably because my first sexual experiences were with such girls with an attitude .

Also hate it when you take the dog for a walk but it doesn't want to walk cos it's scared of a bicycle or the flies or didn't enjoy last nights tea or something
Like just fucking move you fat cunt

considering an onahole but is it really good enough to warrant scooping my own cum out of a rubber fanny whilst I've got post wank guilt

>>220791674
the so-called "katy"

Force Luke Littler to lose weight the fat cunt

>>220791674
mental how makeup genuinely looks like crap

>>220791708
grow up

>>220791696
it just can’t be worth the spaff cleanup

decided to become black in solidarity with BLM

gypsies are genuinely scum

I can now control the bees. They will be deployed to your vicinity posthaste. I am the commander of the bees

i've got a friend who has the most gimp pussy dog ever

any time we've taken it out it starts whimpering and trying to run back to the car and ruins our day out

one of these days when he isn't looking i'm gonna kick it over a cliff or into a river or something and get him a better dog

nasty little shit

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>>220791708
doesn't need to. Rich as fuck, arrogantmaxxing and gets sex

>>220791709
you basically only see women in makeup, so you're really just comparing noticeable makeup to 'natural' looks

>>220791696
>>220791730
the anxiety of having it delivered, storing it, cleaning it etc. doesn't seem worth it
not that anyone ever visits my smelly incel abode but i'd be stressed to bits at the thought of being caught owning one of those things

Question for /brit/ analysts: heathermong types in all lowercase, correct? And no reddit spacing either, yes?

>>220791753
those leggings are working overtime

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waiting for the train

>>220791753
oof CORRR!! big white slag bet she does massive farts in bed! LOL

neighbourstein just saw me desperately trying to photograph a little brown speckled bird in my back yard so that i could identify it in my bird app and show it to my grandad

>>220791761
social stigma around men owning a sex toy versus women is mental desu
women can have massive fantasy monster cock dildos and it's like haha bless her fanny, but if a man is seen with a normal fleshlight he's a creepy weird freak

>>220791797
>bird app
just use google lens

>>220791744
I am the Oberreichskriegsanwalt of the bees

>>220791797
omg :3

>>220791786
you some kind of tradie? a builder perhaps? or is that just swedish fashion?

>>220791797
what was it?

>>220791786
you going for a pizza?

>>220791773
he capitalises the first word of sentences but not the first letter in the post
never seen him use redditspacing

>>220791809
>women can have massive fantasy monster cock dildos and it's like haha bless her fanny
schizo that doesn't happen, be quiet with your misogynist delusions
maybe if you had sex you wouldn't hate women so much
that's why you're considering buy a plastic pussy lmao

>>220791755
sure whatever mate
what i really meant is makeup (that is even slightly noticeable) genuinely looks like crap

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>>220791820
used to be a tradie, sheet metal smith
now work in industrial production pic rel is my little machine

>>220791857
chad. how is the pay?

>>220791855
how much do you think it takes before it becomes noticeable to you though

>>220791831
banana and gherkin

>>220791861
rorke seeing this and saying "wallahi that's me"

>>220791857
give this man a VB at twenty to eight in the morning

mi baton be floppy

>>220791812
that doesn't let you log them though i don't think
>>220791829
not sure, couldn't get a good picture :( maybe a female sparrow

when I'm on a posting hot streak I always ensure to mix up my capitalisation and post formatting to prevent fingerprinting. I'll do one post with proper capitals + paragraphs etc then my next post will be all lowercase, one big paragraph.

>>220791761
I've tried and they do not significantly improve the wanking experience
at the end of the day it's still just a wank it's not with an actual woman
most of the enjoyment comes from the knowledge you're fucking an actual woman

>>220791882
don't know

>>220791874
it’s alri methinks starts at like £40k/year but if you increase your competency you obviously get more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqSMzthOY50

Gary eats.. you almost died eating `paki food`

>>220791809
comes out of a history of viewing sex as a conquest where men win and dominate and women basically lose or concede

>>220791904
i also do this
oftentimes i'll be having a heated argument and a friendly discussion at the same time with the same poster
devilish i am

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What do we think lads

>>220791942
a defector

>>220791928
This was

a
sad Video Ok .. even
the

Pigeons

Didn`t Want

it !!

>>220791942
imagine the smell

>>220791942
do they actually call people that get sick of it defectors like they're north korea

>>220791958
They need to be
Deported!

saw some in town yesterday

>>220791985
the biomass aye?

>>220791904
post the same way all the time
do however change my gait every 3 months or so shake up the surveillance state

Why did

Mouseposter
start posting..

like

this !!

>>220792002
It's not the real mousey

>>220792002
when you post like this sacked tranny gets angry so mouseGOD does it

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omg this game kawaii

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Doesnt seem real

>>220792020
have you...you know

>>220791939
It's a daily occurance in this thread for people to have thread-long arguments with people who they think is the lad who posted the first comment in the chain (me) when in reality they're replying to some rando who has taken up the mantle of shit stirrer, poking and prodding. Unironically I see this happen every single day in this general.

Some people are truly incapable of understanding that the only post you can attribute to a specific poster is whichever post you're reading there and then. If you think you're replying to the same person 3 or 4 posts later you're already on a fool's errand. It's madness but some people seemingly don't get it.

And the
Pocket Monster of The day .. ??

>>220792020
Im sure she wont die at the end

>>220792028
no nigga

>>220792022
>(in a line or 3:4 formation)
weapons grade autism

if me and Luke littler had a fight I’d put him out cold

>>220791567
isn't this mamdani's bird

>>220791942
what does practical positioning mean

used to have a fleshlight type thing and i left on the side when my sister came round and didn't realise until she left

>>220792048
blimey you sound well hard *swoons*

guys should i rip the wall paper off the inside of my window off since its start to peel from the bottom?

>>220792022
mental illness bloody hell

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>>220791942
followed the link

the lads:

(all women are actually trans btw)

>>220792066
it's a sex thing you wouldn't get it

Hello

>>220792093
obviously

>>220792022
yeah all the 6 7 stuff, it's fake

>>220792093
Would join to bully zaid

How much longer are we planning on discussing this obvious wind-up polycule flyer image?

>>220792032
>some rando who has taken up the mantle of shit stirrer, poking and prodding.
hehehe

>>220792106
nigga always talm bout that hello

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>>220792093
>>220792111
actually melissa is a woman, she will breed with norman or zaid

don't think mackenzie is though, don't buy it

drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH?

>>220792093
said in the longer post they want children for the ‘cule through eugenics though so idk about if they’re actually tranners
wouldn’t surprise me though

I am listening to Elbow

https://notinourname.org.uk/ 100,000 signatures of women opposing Labour’s transphobia

I am a homosexual

>>220792145
ian

>>220792155
Yes

>>220792155
Hi

>>220792155
alri

guys ripping off the wallpaper or no????

ian? more like, wee-an
more like weeing piss

lfm: polycule NEED WOMEN

>>220792022
>a president
>corporal punishment
>genetically optimal combinations
fascist bigamy how interesting

>>220792134
Hope its a larp

I don't want to disrupt proceedings so I will leave now
Goodbye

>>220791567
this is getting out of hand

alri

>>220792226
now there are four of them

In a polycube with the brit lads
We are a closed gamecube and are not looking for new members

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Mr Lazarus has now removed the video and posted an apology, revealing he has lost "thousands of followers", reports Wales Online.

alri.

>>220792232
how dare you stand where he stood?

My dad’s started going to the pub a lot more lately and I was actually quite happy at first because it sounded like he’d finally made some new friends.

He kept mentioning “the boys” like he’s 22 again. There’s one called Marcus who, by all accounts, sounds a bit rough. My dad says he’s “alright once you get to know him,” which is never reassuring.

Anyway, recently my dad’s been coming in late. Like properly late. And a couple of times now he’s just casually said they all went egging after the pub.

Egging. As in throwing eggs at houses.

These are men in their late 50s.

The first time I thought he was joking but he fully doubled down and even started telling me which street they went to like it was a normal hobby.

Apparently Marcus is usually the one suggesting it which tracks, because he sounds like a bad influence.

What to do in this situation? Should I just let him enjoy the his new friendship group? What if he gets arrested?

someone posted the other day about south asian fannies looking like german shepherds mouths and i had a dream about it

>>220792280
i was there (in the thread, not the dream, i mean)

I’m really very stoned so it’s a trip to the shops in search of a snack for me

>>220792264
>My political views are not important – I don't actually have any. I run a hospitality company — no time to have any

>>220792274
rorke's da

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Just purchased some beef and also chicken we are eating good tonight

>>220792264
Who

>>220792274
is this a story from reddit but you changed the people from "my son" to "my dad"?

the masculine urge to resist relapsing on drugs even though I hate myself and wish I were dead

>>220792327
Bloke from dr who that made a youth potion and turned into a scorpion

>>220791847
if you say so mate

>The surname Lazarus originates from the Hebrew name Elazar
Maybe he should fuck off to israel then instead of meddling in wales

>>220792368
Neither are real countries

>>220791942
This is just a bunch of men having sex isn't it
Leftypol makes me physically sick to my stomach

never been to wales me

>>220792368
the name 'john' comes from hebrew too mate
along with countless other normal names

>>220792358
why do fiction writes hate anybody that want to stay young or not die

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ledftypols da

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>>220792355

Just got swallowed by a Wales

>>220792415
good don’t love u

>>220792415
cardiff is a shithole

>>220792424
Because mortality is sacred and dead is seen as something that has always happened and will always happen so it’s breaking the natural order which is bad OBVIOUSLY

>>220792443
Not wales

>>220792455
well that’s just factually incorrect isn’t it

I’ve gone gay I’m afraid lads x

>>220792451
oh ok
I thought it was sour grapes

>>220792443
i find it hilarious when people get to cardiff, walk around the town bit which is incidentally surrounded by some segregated areas of browns and drug addicts, then call the city ugly

most of it is nicer that most of the england. white, clean, quiet. the only shithole is the part of town with all the night clubs and the homeless shelters.

it's actually great that it's concentrated in one area

welshmong about to have a melty

>>220792484
they call it rarebit actually

>>220792477
Could also be that

>>220792484
not even welsh i just went to uni there and i have fond memories so would prefer if you weren't so rude hun

>>220792471
*wags his willy in your face*

im the type of nigga to say to be honest n tell a blatant lie

>>220792497
sc

>>220792464
You know what I’m saying

The welsh accent is a bit gay

snowdonia is nice

I just have one question

WHO IS BIOMASS ANDY?

>>220792519
To be honest i’ve never done that

to be honest im raping my own arse right now

>>220792550
But like saying the English accent is a bit gay. Which one do you mean
>>220792553
Getting boring now mate

using my horse to plough your bum and dig up arse potatoes

not sure how i feel about spaino
he's surprisingly balanced and sensible in a lot of the discussions here on politics and topical issues
but he's also a bit of a twat in general and i don't like his personality

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biomass... mass effect.... the hate....

mandelson

right wrongun

fridge doing that thing where it makes a progressively louder humming sound for a good 40 minutes until it abruptly goes --NNNNT and becomes silent again

Got nothing to post. Instead of posting nonsense I'm just not going to post until I have something good.

>>220792618
you don’t think snowdonia is nice?

>>220792497
r

u-uh actually (well known objective shit hole city) is great

think i might be the one to stand up against the wicked and lead my country to greatness

Hordes of feckless, gormless elderly biomass descending onto the streets of small towns so they can walk in formation to block the pavement in the most annoying way possible

professor dave explains

>>220792637
are you talking about me or the actual spaino

How are the elderly of this country so entitled yet so fucking aggravating in everything they do

>>220792669
yawn

talking loudly into phones held up to their faces, huffing and puffing about nothing, wearing heavy coats despite mild weather, obese, shambling

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>>220792715

>>220792755
come on, wasn't like that

might bury my murdered family in the dirt then gather a handful of earth in my hand then squeeze the dirt out as a make a fist and scream for my revenge into the sky

>>220792754
Can’t fucking stand them.

plod just booted down my door and seized my golliwogs

I'm from Swansea, the actual cradle of civilisation

fucking legalise it

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on the train

>>220792831
zesty don

Do not think I’ve ever been so filled with rage toward the elderly as I am now

>>220792754
Why is it only them that talk on speaker?

>>220792831
you love a train journey so you do

>>220792831
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

>>220792823
hope they do mate
got a huge stash I’ll be distributing when it’s legal, make some cash

fucking hate the gay urges
just have to try remind myself it’s not worth it it feels good but after u cum it’s no fun

>>220792022
>>220792134
why is Douglas being left out from shagging Melissa when he's probably bringing in the most money?

>>220792853
s

>>220792823
'

>>220792831
lovely feminine legs

anyone want to join my polycule? so far it's:
me
zesty bob
wheelchair andy
lillith ravendark
THE RAPE
okwamlu lobingo
(you)

>>220792862
but them cocks, eh?

Just seen an old white man with his black wife and she looks almost exactly like that picture heathermong kept posting of the wig shop
genuinely had to step away to laugh

Slow down lads you’ll crash the site

might form a renegade army fighting for a lost cause

>>220792986
alri i'm in

>>220793007
based. so far it's
me
you
zesty bob
wheelchair andy
lillith ravendark
THE RAPE
okwamlu lobingo

>>220792917
HIV poz status?

>>220791709
what's more mental is how stark a difference make up has
i've seen girls without make up and they look so terrible its insane

>>220793021
what's the cause?

Lads what's the worst museum you've ever been to? For me was probably the fairy museum in Dublin, although fair enough to them it was funny how bad it was, quite an open tourist trap that I didn't really mind being trapped.

>>220793047
rape rorke

>>220793060
i am rorke
and i will not be raped

>>220793020
doo doodalee doodaloodoo leedee doo da

>>220793059
Sort of as if you belonged there was it?

>>220793020
weird to not see his outline wobbling

>>220793031
it's floating about sure

>>220793084
Felt right at home mate yes

>>220793059
the holocaust museum i came so hard they had to stretcher me out into an ambulance

>>220793085
big fat slug

>>220793020
>>220793085
Yeah Dr. Katz was great

>>220792857
loland?

>>220793118
blog on

what you enjoy is goyslop

what i enjoy is tasteful and refined art

>>220793020
I listened to dr katz as like a podcast. Probably missed some visual gags but it was ugly and i didnt want a seizure

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>>220793157
you can't do that!

Rorke tucking his polo shirt into his cargo’s while the cronem twerk on him

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>>220793147

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errrr but I thought there was no dark side of the moon and is a mitter of fect it was awl derk?

>>220793233
gp this

>>220793233
Nobody ever said that

women do love cafés tho tbqh

>>220793243
>Nobody ever said that
Someone literally did you fucking idiot mong

>>220793243
Nobody ever shagged you

>>220793243
zoom zoom
>>220793254
do they lol

Nobody:
Rasheed:
Mihai:
Leftypol:
Rorke: I’m a gay nigga and I take that sausage

making shit music in ableton

sounded really good in my head but my shit knowledge of sound design has let me down yet again. making music is actually insanely difficult

>>220793272
s

>>220793277
don't bother posting it here we're not remotely interested thank you

>>220791567
Who is that semen demon?

>>220793254
they love horses too
mind posting a horse?

>>220793277
keep at it lad, when i started out it was utter shite
but now i can actually play out what’s in my head

smoking cock

>>220793299
scream

>>220793297
Go on Bladee my son

>>220793277
yeah I will come up with the sickest stuff in my head but when I put it into my DAW it will sound like farts

>>220793233
fake as fuck

Willy is all soft and overworked from the night long goon sesh

Got far too high now i’m walking home from tesco like a zombie

>>220793285
oof what a bitchy little comment
love it when incels get sent into a rage when they see someone who doesn't suffer from anhedonia like them loool

anything fun to do in hull

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got no faith

>>220793405
yes great just don't post your shit music here
I know we're the only witnesses to your existence but we don't want to hear that rubbish

>>220793285
This did him.in LOL

>>220793406
hull as in city of culture 2017 hull? of course

i am not a rapist

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commence irreversible megalon biomass assimilation protocol

British = nonces
Spanish = rapists

>>220793441
why'd you reply to yourself tho

i'm not a nonce

>>220793287
Constantina Palaiologos

>>220793443
what like x

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>>220793288
here you go m8

my nonce and rapist alarms just went fucking haywire

I WILL be posting my music here and I WILL be replying to myself to create a false sense of interest in it and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>220793277
>>220793297
>>220793305
you have electronic melodies playing in your head? I listen to a lot of electronic haven't really thought about making any

I do sometimes get rock vocal lines pop up and I'll hum them into my recording app (will never join a band)

>>220793447
adonbilibit!

Incel shut-in been sent into a fit of spastic rage at the mere mention of a hobby
Deary me

Toil done
Now to fart in my smelly bedroom

Can I say something?

>>220793502
he'll be making bitter sexless little posts the rest of the day just watch lol

>>220793486
yeah because you walked in

>>220793488
Not really in my head, think I'm just getting better at playing around with chords on piano and knowing what will work or not

>>220793487
Il listen to 1 song if its bad i wont listen to the others

>>220793538
>>220793488
>>220793305
>>220793297
>>220793277
we're not interested in the slightest please shut the fuck up

>>220793520
is it fush and/or chups?

Just sat on a teams call for an hour of four women being really catfighty to each other over corporate shite that simply does not matter or change or indeed improve their lives.

feeling ... spicy... :p
*licks my finger*
*touches my bum*
*makes a sizzling noise*
yoowza! aha

>>220793552
No mate, it’s serious

dipping my tunnocks wafer in my black coffee

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heh not so funny is it

>>220793547
It'll be bad if it's some cunt who can only drum up interest on /brit/ let's be honest

>>220793550
Yeah lads please stop talking about music this incel retard is about to start smashing up his childhood bedroom, please think of his poor mother?

>>220793482
Tell me dude

>>220793573
Occasionally good songs are posted.

extremely autistic melty in progress

>>220793568
fat bih wasnt getting no action only from jaundice-eyed black men lets be real nigga

>>220793554
get them shagged

saw a gta 6 cutscene transition and it doesn't look as cool as i expected

made this in ableton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWyyJNfwDyE

>>220793554
The middle aged female urge to be good little zogbots for MegaCorp Inc

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>>220793617

Sir Kendrick Objueweje Lamar

couple of lads having a little wank together over an ipad is it

rorke opening 15 porn tabs then spurting at the first one he watches

>>220793649
YOU is rorke nigga

I get older but they just get fitter!

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Just done a massive smelly type 6

>>220793643
Think that's a laptop actually

>>220793694
thats what the doctor said to your mum when you were born

>>220793694
disgusting image dont compare food to shit thats out of order grim little freak

>>220793682
your jeans??

>>220793220
Boggles my mind that people like this existed before widespread internet use and online gaming (or at least this character isn’t depicted as doing either)

tried a Pepsi Max with pickle juice in it. I was not a fan

>>220793714
LOL bodied that twat

liam said you were a faggot when you were away

>>220793474
>>220793474
>>220793474

>>220793702

New

>>220793761

>>220793714
Screm