THIS GERMAN LETTER IS CURRENTLY ON THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDITI DON'T KNOW WHAT IT SAYS BUT IT MUST BE IMPORTANT IF IT MADE FRONT PAGESOMEONE TRANSLATE IMMEDIATELY. IT COULD BE GROUNDBREAKING NEWS!
>>220804177Send that freak flying
>>220804177Comes across as VERY german
>>220804177feels good actually reading some proper German after consuming shortform schizo nuovo German on the web
>>220804386Just read a book neger
>>220804356No! That is English!
>>220804177reads like an autistic japanese complaint about gaijin
>>220804356GERMANS CLAIM THEY SUFFER YET THEY CAN BUY LAMBORGHINIS WHILE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT. WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
>>220804177>>220804356What would you do in this situation?
I'm honestly surprised they haven't called the cops on him already
>>220804426They are both aryan bros for a reason. Joined by autismo
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>>220804467Pack my things and go
>>220804356>Lauten>Stinkenten >Loud >Stinky HOLY FUCK GERMAN IS DOGFUCKING UNREAL LANGUAGE LMAOOOOO
>>220804467Give them a blank stare and drive with my lambo into the sunset
>>220804467Buy another lambo
>>220804757You will absolutely love dutch then
>>220804356>hustling a lamborghini young and VROOOOOOM it at brokie losers every morningunbelievably based. the guy writing that letter was probably pissed that his girlfriend has begun to talk about "this hot guy where i live with a lamborghini" with her besties
>>220804814Are all Germanic languages just funnily written Ænglish
>>220804883>guyTo me it reads like something a woman would write
>>220804937It's the other way round really.
>>220804883Im picturing the guy with lambo is a coke addicted non chalant dipshit taking the proverbial dump at normies and yelling at service workers
>>220804177It's some Green cuck complaining about a Lamborghini being loud, bad for the enviroment, etc..The fact that he uses new age "gender neutral" language which no normal person uses shows how gay and retarded he is.
>>220804757It's almost like English is a Germanic language o algo
>>220804177>>220805108Although looking at the language again it's probably more likely written by a woman.
>>220804177We do that in Germany
>>220804177Easy, just puncture his tires, smear shit into the vent outlets and pour honey over the entire car until he gets the point.
>>220804417LOL
>>220804937only west germanic ones so basically just German & Dutchscandi ones are too different to feel funny
>>220805503English is a west germanic language too
>>220805402shouldn't have written that letter before doing that thoughprime suspect
>>220805563Yes, of course. But anyway, always deny doing anything, even writing the letter. They can't do anything without proof. Also, butyric acid in the vents, paint remover on the hood. If you need to be petty, do it right the first time.
>>220804177>>220804356Germans behave like bitchass cunty passive-aggressive retards like the Japs.>>220804426This nigga beat me to it.
>>220804467Do this to their bitch asses.
>>220805551Yes, but English will obviously not look similar to English, it will be identical.
>>220804356So this guy lives in a blovk a flats where the residents of said flats can hear the traffic outside, and yet he has a lamborghini? I would definetely prioritise getting a house before a car that is going to get vandilised by your diverse neighbours.
>>220805999they're too passive aggressive to do that lol
>>220804356Lmfao
>>220805999There's almost zero chance the Lambo owner is a native German. I recognize slav priorities when I see them
>>220805999That’s what I was wondering
>>220804356whether you like it or not these germans are objectively correct i sympathize with them because my brown next door neighbor has a shitty old stinkendes jaguar that the whole neighborhood can hear
>>220804177Jesus Christ this is petty and cringe. It's his right to drive whatever car he wants. This letter just makes everything awkward for the whole community
>>220804467do a real-life soyquote with this guy printed out
>>220804356THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
>>220804177wtf is that thumb
>>220804356If the PS is that long, just include in the main body text. PS existed due to not being able to easily delete with typewriters. MS Word does not have this problem.
>>220804356I would VROOMM VROOOM just to piss off those little germoid bitch boys more.
>>220810123Shut up.P.S. You're gayEdit: SMD, retard.P.P.S. Actually maybe it's better if your mom SMD.
>>220804177As an autist myself I understand the suffering of the writer. Personally, I have long given up on the idea that honest dialogue can actually change people's mind in today's world.All they'll do is put on a narcissist smirk and post it on social media.>lmao look at this seething autist, ill try to make him even more mad by revving the engine now ! (joy emoji) (joy emoji) (joy emoji) You have to find other solutions.
>>220804445What is that supposed to mean?
ve dont drive zose...IN GERMANY
>>220812011Really need you to rape me asap
>>220804356Someone make a wojak of this
>>220804177they really do be like thatdeath to car havers
>>220804356based fuck carniggers
>>220804177So this is the low morals of gajin
>>220804356>Dear owner of this extremely loud and smelly Lamborghinispiritually german, i didn't even know the context
>>220810253>autism It's a question of IQ, vroom vroom enjoyers are notorious retards, you cannot reason with these people
