baked beans edish
>>220805746would eat
>>220805777
scromulus rex
>>220805796gis im a scran
>>220805751ktim
Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.Raise the Lifetime ISA allowance to £5,000 per year (plus a 25% government top-up for a cool £6,250 per year).Sterilise all non-whites.Freeze the NHS budget for 5 years.Implement a Department of Eugenics.
>hes still fucking goingmental illness
why did that asian lad stay at spurs for so long? i feel like the management pressured him to stay much longer than he should
I'm 35, married, middle class, decently employed, reasonably well put together but unfortunately addicted to drugs.
very fond of /brit/
>>220805826>Sterilise all non-whites.Sterilise them? THEY'VE GOTTA GO
>>220805835janny just unban him this is cruel
>>220805835this is the most mental thing i’ve seen on brit except for mousenonce and his various antics
any lorry driver man in? doing my cpc soon and want to know if i can still smoke the devil's lettuce after i passheard that they piss test you
>>220805746The secret ingredient is poo
>>220805841Which drug? Weed doesn't count
ENGLAND IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE!
nth for the baddiedem
just want harry kane to win the champions league, he deserves it
>>220805746Not doing Branstonshameful
>>220805900Sir Harry Kane
>>220805835Fucking screaming
*looks at you like this*
movie "labyrinth" starring jennifer conelly is free for viewing on youtubethat's the wank sorted
>>220805868at least mousenonce thinks he is making a point/standing up for free speech by posting the mice and the horses or whateverdtfic KNOWS nobody is reading his posts, he doesn't have a point to make, he is just so desperate for parasocial engagement that he does this all daythis is just sad
>>220805896your life is so fucking sad
Stacey Slater sex arse
>>220805900>>220805920he's a nice lad
Got the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Green Day and Good Charlotte on
>>220805835howling at this freak
need a proper good sleep
dtfic needs to clear his cookies probablyunless he's bannedin which case good riddance
>>220805835s
Sup Ghostie
>>220805946No Sum 41?
test
>>220805900just remember he would be winning it for Bayern Munich and your shit little EFL club would have 0 claim to it
Why doesn't UK have people like him?
>>220805961he's rangebanned
>>220805933it is very sad. his parents failed him
>>220805964sc
>>220805940preferred whitneythen that blonde slag
>>220805930for years as a kid I thought she was English
>>220805983Quite funny
@grok how old was jennifer conelly in labyrinth
>>220805964
>>220805835Qrd? Is this leaf really posting on the archives?
>>220805975got the gem alarm gif?
wtfwhy is she saying this
>>220806011>Qrd?go away
reminder to r*port the parasite to get him out of the thread. and that you dont deserve to suffer it
>>220806007Jennifer Connelly was 14 years old when filming began for Labyrinth in early 1985. She turned 15 during production or shortly after, and was 15 or 16 upon the film's release in June 1986.
>>220805991Whitney is my love. What blonde?
>>220806028GP
>>220805900fuck off
drank 6 pints but Ineed more help me
>>220806031>>220806035
>>220806011yeah, he most likely got banned in late March, his ghostposting only started then and people in the thread started noticing he had gone awaythe thread only noticed his ghostposts a few days ago, he had been in there completely unnoticed for about two weeks
>>220806022because she was askedlike if I asked you whether your left or your right hand was better for wanking
>>220805874Nah barely smoke weed, grew a plant 4 years ago and still got some of it. At the moment I'm dependent on opiates and benzos but it flips around, always keep it fairly low key since I need to maintain full time employment and be compos mentis but I've gone in on coke and k and various gabapentinoids. And always booze I guess. We get by.
>>220805835what are ghost posts? how can they ban one user?
>>220806063SCR
>>220806074>what are ghost posts?When someone posts on desuarchive
>>220805746My parents are English from England but I was born here, I went back to England (what a shithole) as an adult for a few years and was very underwhelmed by your famous Heinz "beans".Didn't even find some nice pork chunks inside any of them.
rorke using sanfew serums he bought with bonds instead of prayer potions
>>220805940Fit as fuck
>>220806074its a post made on the archive website that you can only see when viewing the thread in the archivehe was probably banned by blocking his residential IP range; most mobile data blocks 4chan and VPNs wont work either
>>220806095why would someone post there?
AdultWork is pretty madyou can shag British pornstars for £250 or so per hournot bad at all really
>>220806098okay
>>220805933Me on dating apps
>>220806123go do it and stop boring us about how you can't get a shag without paying a prozzie
>>220806036dont know her name 2010s ish maybe related to the mitchells
>>220805835what's crazier, this or when ziedy goes back to old /brit/ threads to post his 'sponsors'?
computer, show me elle fanning bunda
>>220806055wtf
>>220806123that checks out to 20 quid for 5 mins which is all I'd need desu
>>220806123yeah?really?didn't know thatsorry mate need to get another drink*turns around and finds someone else to talk to*
>>220805826>Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.make it £30k to account for all the previous years where we've seen no increase
might move to london
DTFIC has been ghost posting for weeks lol
>>220805835he's quoting and replying to people. are they speaking to/addressing him or no?
Sir Desu Archiver
Right then moralfags, how exactly does consensual incest, presuming contraception is used or it's same-sex, harm anyone?How is cannibalism, assuming the person consented and was going to die anyway, wrong?It isn't and you can't prove otherwise without seething or coping.
so much to smile about in my life
>>220806123which ones
always guffaw when thirdies hate immigrants despite being immigrants themselves
>>220806177why are you asking meyou're not busy so go look for yourself you lazy dolescum prick
>>220806177No DTFIC is posting on the archive Nobody can see his postsHe has been doing this for weekshe is ill
>>220806124your beans are shit
>>220806144
menta bdown goin down right now
>>220806171Another mentalist needing therapy.
>>220805896do they know people call them the gyaldem and baddydem? are those their actual nicknames or just on here?
>>220805835
first friday in a while ive not been on the spirithad two ipasdidn't get the third even though i got quadsgrabbed some crisps but put them backa clue has been gained this evening, i have it in front of me
DTFIC should be unbanned
>>220806198:)
>>220806177he always replies when someone mentions him but most of them are just normal posts
>>220806171ghostie melty in 3 2 1
tax class disabled
>>220805835>he has been doing this for over a month
>>220806215You wouldn't know good beans if I grabbed a funnel and poured them up your arse
brit niggas let arbitrary numbers at the end of a post decide the fate of their livers
>>220806199Elizabeth RomanovaZara DuRose
>>220806171sup chodie
>>220806139abi
evening all
>>220806217shame she's too tall. She'd have the perfect body if she was like 5'5 and with that ass.
https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/johnny-rebel-alabama-nigger-mp4_657StwgAqJNVRxv.html
someone PLEASE save DTFIC he's going down a path he can not come back from
>>220806245wheelchair chinky cuck stfu. you cant jerk off to a new fetish or (fictitious) gf without including niggers fucking her, you wannabenigger
>>220806217thank you computerstand by
playing cricket is1. boring2. excitingwatching cricket is1. boring2. exciting
>>220806282spaino broke him unfortunately
>>220806201olikwoo lumbasa takin ova aint nun lil tamir gon do
>>220806295u good choadie
alicefox6969 wank toil for me
>>220806272no looked it uplola pearce was the characterwould go to town on that chav slagtuck right into her pie and mash haha
one guy caused this much anguish to two people it appears
>>220806265nasty looking bints those
>>220806201obviously written by a mad spaniard pretending to be moroccan
>>220806295big game on Sunday Zoddy. Who you want to win?
>>220806223nah, nicknames are just on here. well a gyaldem might know
Feel sorry for DTFIC
>>220806329gf shagtoil on the morrow for mesuck it loser
>>220806281Incredibly suspect link, nothing about that makes me want to click it
>>220806296used to know a tomboy. She was into gaming, cars(actual mechanic shit) and cricket
>>220806367that's good mouldie x
sad spectacle
sub toby
See filename for question.
>>220806171who's katy nyash? lol
https://youtu.be/aiFgi1FXrwI?si=P5DU-vz42Ob68kO_
>>220806386corr
>>220806407say something bad about your wigger friend and denounce him as your friend or else fuck off
>>220806416he's done the ritual over 700 timesI don't think anyone can tell you but the man himself
>>220806171sup crodie u gud?
>>220806338BasedHer and Ben Mitchell actor got axed for being too based for the show
>>220806417
>>220806426why korean lyrics
>>220806416alright he's done this in like 8 threads in the last 4 threads what the fuck lmao, no one even notices so it clearly isn't "trolling"
>>220806028FOOC>>220806055Ta shagger. That is proper mental that.
>>220806416Why haven't you blocked the Belgian flag like the rest of us have
>>220806437
>>220806417based on his reaction here >>220806459 it seems to be a new kind of mould
>>220806417anyone remember Kate Nash having a mad drummer on her live shows?
there's still 3 if not 4 leafs on /brit/, DTFIC never left it's all just an elaborate gimmick
>>220806367what's this brodie
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220806459 <------------------- Start Doing This
>>220806459you eat mould
all the freaks coming out then are they? im off then
>>220806396but as long as someone is posting his ghost posts, then he sort of still is posting with us, right?
Drinking a sodie with my broskid
>>220806488sup haachodie
>>220806396Spaino won.
mad how many completely insane people post here
>>220806430I'm 99.999% sure she's lesbian
>>220806417>>220806459>>220806489you arent wanted. stop confusing how 4chan works with thinking you are wanted. you dont belong here and the only reason you are allowed are because of the mods incompetence (if I was mod you wouldnt be allowed) P.S. youre white and retarded
>>220806488i pretend to be him sometimes because it causes heatherfreak to have anxiety attacks
so personality A beat personality B in a battle of wits, and then personality C showed up? riveting stuffyou know most people our age are out with friends and having sex, right?
reformsisters….
just dropped a massive poo. quite the relief really since it had been Tuesday since I last dropped.
>>220806594>you know most people our age are out with friends and having sex, right?Of course I know that. Shame you're here instead of doing those things, isn't it.
sup fungi
>>220806597restore*fucked it
Got the funky beats on
>>220806597ffs i knew reform had wogs but didnt think restore would. might as well just fucking vote labour
>>220806594>you know most people our age are out with friends and having sex, right?I don't think this is true of most menCountless others are playing video games or doing whatever other than having sex
going to eat some bonjella and wait for the mods to do their jobs
>>220806597>>220806646he's barely even black
>>220806565Bradley
>>220806597his dada restored his mama's pussy with a bbc trombone
take drugs tonight or not take drugs tonight? that is the question
>Hublots posted: 718>cirocs posted: 689>shell GOs posted: 618>vodafones posted: 422total "sponsor" posts: 2447>cleverly 1: 418>cleverly 2: 522>cleverly 3: 515>cleverly 4: 509>cleverly 5: 507total cleverlys posted: 2471total spam posts: 4918assume 15 seconds to select the file for each post, 15 seconds to paste the correct text, 30 seconds to do the captcha (about 1 minute per post, which can be seen by the fact there is usually over a minute between each post)4918 minutes = 81 hours81 hours of making the same meaningless "sponsor" posts for 3 yearsif you worked that time at minimum wage you could earn £1029he has done a thousand pounds' worth of "sponsor" posting for free
>>220806542kronichiwa wagwan crodie
>>220806709you need help
>>220806727oh?
>>220806727fucking screaming
>>220806691he has brown skin. im not voting for a brown fella
>>2208065971 drop rule, he's white
sup fodie
>>220806727
>>220806727i don't even understand what the point of those posts islike is it meant to be a joke or a reference or is it meant to hurt my feelings or make me angry or what
>>220806649love this image so muchbaddie as are watermad
>>220806727MOUSEMATICS
>>220806781There is no pointHe has extreme OCDHe needs to make those postsHe uses a BE flag so he can more easily track his posts
he can post the shell GOs
>>220806649Can tell are jase is a smart lad destined for greatness
>>220806727s
toby standing up at an UN tribunal with a powerpoint detailing ziedy's complete lack of any notable hobby
>>220806833ROAR
>>220806727OOF
he does it to wind you all up and it works
>>220806759ktimi don't even consider non-white candidates
>>220806727freak bodied
>>220806854hence why he usually does it in threads long past bump limit on page 8
>>220806854NopeHe does it because he has OCD
no one:absolutely nobody:not even harvey price:garfield eating mouldy lasagna: sup odie
>>220806882fucking yeepig
>>220806854poo smells nigga
*illegally distributes rare pepe*
>>220806870ziedy used to post his sponsors in early morning /brits/ and not at the end of themdoes he not do that anymore?
>>220806882actual screaming roar
>>220806854no, it's so he can better track the start of his posting "sprees">>220806933only ever in past bump limit threads for about a year and a half now
Lots of screaming and roaring happening
>>220806933he waits half an hour and posts them in the old so he doesnt get reportedits bizarre as fuck
>>220806914You're nicked sunshine
>>220806727Was his sponsors polo shirt real?
>>220806966chimpanzee that
>>220806983no lol you can clearly see in the image that the collar is not real
neighbours having a big party disturbing my incel sanctum. Think a police call is in order. Think I saw drugs being consumed. Think one of them threatened me with physical violence.
>>220807012get them executed and their french bulldogs
sup scrotie
>>220807012nasty incel
I'm exploring my perks with Weeeeeeee!!!!
>>220806856no, id never vote a woman, gay, or non white. i have voted for parties with woman, gay, or non whites in the past but had decided to stop voting after last election.for restore id consider it if they didn't run a woman or gay in my area or have wog candidates.now they have a wog candidate its just a matter of time that they will have women and gays. no point voting unless its purely to keep the tories out so now if i ever vote again it will almost certainly be just Labour
I can't find any reference to a Kate Nyash anywhere
>>220807062ough
roaring is so back
staying at my aunt's and need to do a poo but I reckon it'll be too big for the toilet bowl :\
>>220807137you can always cut it up into smaller pieces
>>220807132how about scroaringscream roaring
>>220807137why has she got a small toilet bowl like
>>220806914Haven't seen that pepe in years
>>220807137Did a massive poo at my mate's nan's bungalow once and had to unclog her toilet at 4 in the morning.
haven't listened to lbc radio since before the new year. i used to listen to that drivel every day for years
>>220807132poo roaring is the next big thing
*goes on an incelwalk*
https://x.com/rusgarbagehuman/status/2045069161794011171?s=46
Been posting here for years yet have no idea who heatherpedo or zeidy are
>>220806727and just like thatboth heatherpaedo and ziedbelg were slain
Do people actually jab these things into the big poo logs blocking their toilets?
>>220807292thought that was for arse wiping
>>220807308thanks for sharing your cuck fetish with us
>>220807253Heatherpedo is a brit that likes underaged girls and zeidy is the Belgium spammer who's invented his own language to talk about black penises.
>>2208073082 white blokes texting each other
>>220807329Indian more likeYou sound brown
don't replydon't engage report the parasitic demon and move on
actually seriously genuinely WHY is this website so fucking obsessed with black men's penises it's absurd can you stop fucking posting about them for five minutes you utter FREAKS
>>220807341Give it a fucking rest mate
>>220807347fucking nutters
>>220807347extreme internet psychosis
>>220807351You are brown
>>220807347pornbrained cuckold fetishists and /pol/ lads who think it will make people hate blacks more and more often than not a combination of the two
>pebble>pebbles!>I like the word pebble>it's so cutezased baddiedem
>>220807171old women must have tiny arseholes
I reckon if all white men had 10 inch dicks then there wouldn't be cuck fetishistsIt comes down to penis size
>>220807403You are unwell
Business idea: Endlösung 2.0
>>220807403you are such a worthless person
>>220807405SHUUUUTTT UPPPP!!!!!!!!!
>>220807425Even in amateur cuck stuff the cuck always has a small penis
>>220807407>>220807419sybau
just who is biomass Andy??
Hello you cunt
So the whole Epsom rape thing, what was that all about
>>220807487don't know
>>220807487weren't me
>>220807487psyop
dont understand why you bully the "baddiedem" poster
>>220807487nowtbuttie
>>220807556He's very annoying and the women he posts are funny-looking
>>220807487those salts never saw it coming
>>220807556it's hot how bratty he is
>>220807483sup harvdie
white men are preferred by women to black men but white men still seethe about black men because they are more confident and the bbc meme
>>220807583corr bet he tore through all 4 of them
>>220807588you don't need to keep going on about black men you know you can just just not to think about them and then not post about them on 4chan x
>>220807487borderline personality disorder sket melty
>>220807607k
>>220807292No. I use it for cleaning the toilet, not trying to mash up a poo.
>>220807292shove it up my bum to clean the poo before it even hits the bowl
might actually win my game
Can't stop wanking to the pale ginger twink that videos himself finding an empty aisle at Walmart and fingering his boy pussy in it.
>>220807636Are you the English anon who moved to Spain with his family at a young age?
Sup Toadie
>>220807405What about black blokes who are cuck fetishists?
>>220805796poor berge must not have eaten for 2 entire minutes
>>220807586audible gif
my friend put a picture of us all at the pub in our group chat and they all look normal and i look like toad of toad hall
>>220807675fucks sake gayyanklad
>>220807588>bbc memeit's not a meme though is it
>>220807556his posts irritate meit's nothing but endless advertisement
>>220807487Epsom is a horse race, I don't think there is much more to it.
>>220807727get on the weight loss ting lad
New>>220785076>>220785076>>220785076>>220785076
>>220807746no idea
>>220807715chortling
>>220807727Were you doing the little ballet dance thing in your little Victorian outfit? Classic frog behaviour that
Was going to have a wankeroo but simply far too tired
>>220807701I've never seen that
>>220807734Blody should have stayed off of this site me. Was only interested in girls until this
>>220807772WAHEY THIS COMEDIAN LINKED A DIFFERENT THREAD
>>220807772bharat brit what's the diff
>>220807772I clicked it lol
>>220807727If I were black id look like Mole.
>>220807791may as well have been
>>220807802imagine how many times that arse has been sprayed with nut
Best way to transport loads of drugs to France on a Ryanair flight? Reckon I can cram mdma into pill capsules without too much worry and LSD is fine but can't see any way to reasonably get hash or coke over there.
do you like baked beans
>>220807772where all the teenage porn addicts parading around with our flag should be
>>220807813I have but its usually only found in black porn as a subgenre.I'd presume there must be asian cucks as well. In any cuckoldry isn't exclusive to white people.
I don't look at women's boobs anymoreCba
>>220807854shove it up your arsedont care whatjust shove it up your arse
>>220807905>>220807905>>220807905>>220807905
>>220807899Alright you're going up there next
>>220807887I imagine black cuckoldry being more prevalent in the African community
