alien edition
Sexual intercourse with Emma Watson.
>>220811506aay
Was just thinking about aliens me
not posting in the footnonce thread
>>220811469life innit x
>>220811506
>>220811523saving this gif
Not gonna lie lads, I do feel sad whenever I look online and its just a perpetual beat down on the UK. It's bad enough living here let along slagged for living here.
>>220811544there she is :>>
Gog and Magog are at work in /brit/
>>220811552
>>220811563oh moons
>>220811544How niggas look at u got meth at the function
got the ricky bascom on
>>220811576
who else am i supposed to drink with
>>220811597no onealcohol is a shit drug
woeful trim
>>220811547i mean, you should all feel ashamed, it makes sense
just imporgiated anudda poobegization-under-nazedid i not
>>220811638nothing is redeemable about his face. does his hair really move the needle?
>>220811672he used to look normal
>>220811644foy
Why are all the threads in the archive 404s
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>>220811693That's not a normal looking man anonHe looks retarded
>>220811751
>>220811762well yeah it's messi
Smackdown was terrible
Right someone in the know tell me where Mark is right now!
Imaging spreading Emma Watson's butt cheeks and sniffing her anus.
...
*flies past*
>>220811834i will absolutely not imagine that
eating soup
>>220811878i put something in itnot telling you what
>>220811888major um
no more wankingi've had enough
>>220811922funny
>>220811918been saying that to myself for the past months then i see a nice looking willy
Need a treadmill movie for when I get on the treadmill in a second. You have 1 second ok I'm watching Hellraiser. No I don't want to. Never seen it though. What do you think?
do you reckon dogs go to doggy heaven when they die or is this all there is for them
mad how strange I am
>>220811944yeah they go over the rainbow bridge don't theyall dogs go to heaven
mental how we'd all be in a mental hospital 100 years ago
mad how all this is nothing
mental how madly mental it all is
>>220811944It's a matter of principle to not give heaven your business if they don't let dogs in. I'll be one of those white guys with big glasses who went down to the Jim Crow south to rally the black people and got lynched. That's what I'm going to do actually.
>>220811963future gens won't have this saying bc mental hospitals shut down x
Mad how this form of quartz resembles a bunch of grapes
I’ve been watching a lot of livestreams from China the past few hours, it’s mad how advanced Beijing and Shanghai look.The US is absolutely fucking finished. Unfettered third world dump.
>>220812003looks a bit like a fish
Wonder what black people were thinking though when big glasses whites showed up even if they were there to help
i bummed your dad
>>220812020>big glasses whitesbig glasses tiny hats eh
No that's unfair to their memory. Those were the real deal, let's be serious for a second. Look at me.
>>220811963i think 100 years ago we would all be relatively normalziedy would never even consider the concept of the "cronem"
look at me hector
>>220812035Were they mostly Jewish?
augghh
rorke's dinner
>>220812079alri dying lego yoda
>>220811946Strange is so much better than weird
>>220812057DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>220812083good autism meal that
>>220812083mad how grown women are allowed to eat this but if a bloke does it they're a weird freak
i'm literally greg heffley
>>220812124UM
>>220812124tiddy
>>220812149scream
well that's an afrikaner woman's exposed breast then
>>220812172An Afrikaner would never wear that flag
Mental how well I get along with Afrikaners
>>220812149Mad how leftoids STILL claim to be "anti-racist" while they are 24/7 saying straight-up Hitlerian shit about Jews.
Need to push the 3 point line back a couple feet. Sick of this shit. It's all the same, they cut in and then dish out for a 3 attempt. Every team, every single possession for the last 10 years.
>>220812220fakecel larp
>>220812204did the men manipulate the ball?
said "sent that freak flying" after I flicked an ant off my bed
>>220812149yeah unfortunately this vibe hasn't really translated to real life huh fageveryone is nice and HR-safe IRL
rorke watching oneyplays best of israel mentions compilation
>>220812230They fucking manipulated the ball dude. I'm getting sick of it dude.
>>220812236buy an ad otto
>>220812226You're all fakecels here, as far as I'm concerned.I'm the only man left standing on 4chan who is still a true, honest, kissless dateless handholdless virgin at 30 years old.
>>220812234why is there an ant in your bed you brown thirdie
otto heckel sex arse
>>220812249I was date rapedby which I mean that in hindsight I have been on dates that at the time I did not realise were dates that I was tricked into by a woman I was not interested in and not that I have had sex which I haven't
Mad how I made two intriguing posts to generate conversation and nobody responded to meYou lads would rather treat this like your diary for schizophrenic thoughts
>>220812284I have never heard of this happening to a male, only the other way around
>>220812250because I'm sweet as a peach
>>220812198not really true though is itleft wing people are anti-zionist but hold less antisemitic views while right wingers are more racist while still defending israel
>>220812284>by which I mean that in hindsight I have been on dates that at the time I did not realise were dates that I was tricked into by a woman I was not interested in and not that I have had sex which I haven'tNice one, cunt. Literally nobody cares you spastic.
>>220812289what were your posts
>>220812292she would ask if I wanted to do things like go for a walk in the botanic gardens after uni and I'd be like 'yeah alright i guess this just what people do' because I wanted to be someone who did things with people after uni
>>220812304The vast majority of Jewish people are Zionists (Remember, "Zionist" literally just means "Supporting the existence of a Jewish state", not "being a hardcore Netanyahu loyalist")It's basically impossible for Jewish people to exist in any left-leaning social circles below the age of 40 without having to basically be cuckolds who advocate for Israel to be wiped out and replaced by an Arab ethnostate, because that's what leftist/third-worldist ideology demands of them.
emma had accident
>>220811762That's just what castizos look like
>>220812337don't know what your point iswhy should a jewish state exist? why should i be happy about the existence of a warmongering apartheid state as someone who believes in you know like not killing people because they're different to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnXYV7cLwkThis was my theme of summer 2014.I listened to this while swaggering down the streets of Selsdon and Sanderstead.Sun beating down, fruity drinks, butterflies in my stomach about the curly-haired blonde girl, grandiose visions of my future, optimism, brightness.. I wish I could go back.
>>2208123532014's top 3 years easily
>>220812198Judaism is a religion not a race
>>220812370It was such a fucking solid year. One of the very last we got to live before everything went to utter shit.
>>220812383Liked 2016-17 too. 14 just had magic to it. Nothing specific. 2004 too. Not 2024 that's for goddamned sure.
need to grab a tit
Greg Heffley sex arse
2016mong logging in to dickride jews and flex that hes a massive virgin
>>220812433had my gay awakening in misthalin
>>220812410I liked 2019 as well. Felt like things were turning upwards after the glumness of 2017/2018. I went to Turkey and Italy during the summer of 2019. It just felt so awesome, like the world was healing. I spoke to people from all over the continent on those holidays, Italian and Irish and Turk and Arab and so on. All of us bantering and being friendly together. Then covid came and utterly ruined everything and it's never been the same since.
>>220812440And is this... "2016 mong"... In the room with us right now?
>>220812451Where'd you go in Italy? Want to go there next
Mumberg is begging brotherberg to get out of bed and get a job again.
>>220812469yea literally the post above yours
catberg sat on the bed staring at mewhat's her plan i wonder if i just sit here britposting for another hour
>>220812535Mad how Poztralians let "2016 mong" live in their heads rentfree 24/7... What a strange people.
>>220812548mad how youre in your mid 30s and have never had sex
>>220812573I'm 29, actually.
Thinking about buying a dirtbike looking motorcycle I pass on the road every day. Look safer than the hogs and the other kind. Saw a guy going about 120mph on a back road on a superbike the other day after pulling out in front of him with my headphones in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqoF8vFwEkY
>>220812433travesty that modern games don't look like this art
Dick Laurent is dead.
coffee time
>>220812614bit late isnt it
>>220812621i have a coffee right before bed too im like that
4pm or earlier - coffee time5pm or later - alcohol time4-5pm - the suicide window
me when i overdose on dgaf juice
>>220812667a male role model I can get behind
wish there were a tinder but for weird incels to make friends with other weird incels and occasionally do something social but mostly just ignore each other
>>220812664coffee when i wake upcoffee at coffee time 11amblack tea at 3pmherbal tea before bed
bitch im lil bbitch im lil b
>>220812704mmos
Few of you here know what it's like to be betrayed.I built a whole life from 2012 onwards, and it was destroyed in 2021, all because I made one singular mistake.I've always thought there's something poetic about the numbers there. 2012, 2021, they mirror.
half a mind to take dogberg to the dog park again just to force myself to socialise but she'll try to hump all the staffies and their owners will give me disapproving looksshe just can't help herself
watching basketball
>>220812763AI slop image. Kill yourself faggot.
>>220812763how much chocolate milk are you planning to drink that you brought the whole bottle to your desk instead of a glassor was it just so we'd know what it was from the photo
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
>>220812775It's an AI-generated image, you spastic fucking retard. God you're fucking slow.
>>220812763love HIWUD chocolate milk me, my favorite brand
>Ban OnlyFans>Normalise prostitution >Legalise brothels>Only allow amateur and well made artistic porn from kino European studiosJust solved the sex question
I want to finger Emma Watson's vagina with my willy.
>>220811520She’s not even that hot
>>220812793when was the last time this bitch did a movieisn't she in the film industry
>>220812198And that's based, rightoid.
>>220812792we have legal brothels and I'm really not inclined to go to one
>>220812812do they smell like sex i wonder
someone stop him
>>220812827advertising
Any comfy cosy man in
>>220812809Good to know you've abandoned your principles of anti-racism.That means I get to describe people like Pakis as absolute subhuman pieces of shit, child-rapists, who smell like utter shit and bomb anyone who disagrees with them. And Nigerians are monkeys who have no right to step foot upon British soil.I'm allowed to do this, because you confessed - via your treatment of Jewish people - that discriminating against people because of their race is fair game.
>>220812830drake is bombing toronto and youre not even concerned
off to chora's den
>>220812836replied to yourself award
and you lads thought OFCOM was badage verification will be required for all computers worldwide
>>220812667iiiiimmanuel kant was a real pissant
>>220812836>That means I get to describe people like Pakis as absolute subhuman pieces of shit, child-rapists, who smell like utter shit and bomb anyone who disagrees with them. And Nigerians are monkeys who have no right to step foot upon British soil.And jews bring them both in
>>220812849yeah
Translated from JapaneseMiraculous footage captured in Brazil where a "husband fleeing from his wife," a "cat fleeing from a dog," and a "thief fleeing from the police" appear simultaneously on street surveillance cameras
>>220812198People stopped caring when they saw the Epstein Files filled with him spouting anti-white, pro-jewish supremacist ideology, and oh yeah he was a state agent of Israel sexually enslaving white blonde girls. Couldn't get any clearer at that point that jews are evil reprehensible beings could it.
>>220812854Shut it you stupid Abbo cunt.
might learn how to operate a forkliftif you're forklift certified it's like having an MBA, but you can also operate a fucking forklift
>>220812858if only there was an open source os where anyone could simply remove this code if they wanted
>>22081287030 year old virgin having arguments with himself at 5am on 4chan state
>>220812865Leftoids are still anti-White, they just view Jews as White too. They are not your allies.
>>220812876it's being forced into Linux as well
oh boy here comes the anti australia folder spam
>>220812888why are they doing this to usssss let me use my computer in peace
>>220812880Imagine living in a country where you are forbidden to celebrate your own national day because it's considered "Racist to Abbos".Poztralians are seriously fucking pathetic and need to be killed ASAP.
>>220812886True leftist ideologies like the Soviet system didn't include policies to import Africans and Muslims and replace ethnic Russians. That bit of subterfuge originates during the 20th century, with the jewish takeover of capitalist systems in the West.
>>220812894literally all it is is a number associated with a user that software can access for system-wide school/parental controlson your own computer you can just set it to whatever you want
woke up and immediately thought about her again award
puling up outside rorkes house with a doohickey and blowing him to pieces
got a lot of first edition yugioh cards from the early 2000s that i never actually really used and are mostly in very good nick, wonder if they're worth anything, reckon my blue eyes white dragon is
>>220812773i just had grok combine my real photo with a screenshot :)>>220812775i'll drink the whole container in one sitting>>220812790it's HILAND
>>220812909ok but my point still stands theyre raping us theyre literally raping us
>>220812909the US is going to require that a way to verify the DOB exists and if you think that won't be rolled out to your country, you're nyeev
