Prev >>220811862Steaming mad edition
Gonna take another edible if this one doesn't kick in soon
would it be illegal for you to send me some weed in the mail
>>220812899Yes
>>220812899Weed isn't all that great anyway
whom /druk/?
weed is an instrument of satan
>>220812913is today a day that ends in y?
ChatGPT tore my short story idea to fucking shreds. I didn't even know it was allowed to be that critical. It's supposed to be sycophantic
I can't take Australian people seriously because of their funny accents
>>220812924ya
>>220812899Weed is legal in Canada, but weed is also gay
I wish that I could turn back time
my future gf
>>220812925What is your short story idea
>>220812925
>>220812929Updooted this, lols british people Upvote
>>220812931You can't ship it internationally thoughever
In 1685, King Louis XIV had a molar pulled due to toothache but because of poor hygiene, his mouth became infected and the doctors decided to pull out all his remaining teeth on the upper jaw. The king would have had to endure this operation without the relief of any anesthetics.
>>220812944Imagine how bad his breathe smelled
Hate when men hide their weak jawline with a beard
Me on the right
>>220812954I have a strong jawline that’s softened by a beard, so I shave
>>220812955me on the left
>>220812954>hate when menTits or gtfo
>>220812955It’s funny how the one on the right is pulling slightly different poses for the camera, probably hoping one will angle will turn out
>>220812969shes just awkward like all asians
>>220812967How about balls or GTFO
How about you get your shit together and be a normal human being
>>220812988add me on discord and i can send you my balls
>>220812955sabrina on the left but who's the right girl?
Never really been into asians. At least not east asians. A lot of the browner asians are pretty hot, but east asians are just a worse version of white women imo
>>220812988https://youtu.be/btMd7OjTE6I
i like asians more in a personality and cute sort of way than a sexual way
>>220812988Go get raped to death you dumb cunt
is there any language that has a word for sorrow that coalesces with anger, to where they flop back and forth? you're angry that you're so sad, and sad that you're so angry?
Roommate made curry 4 hours ago and the house still reeks of itHe's not Indian
>>220813025Show me your balls
>>220813021For me it’s:White == Black > Arab > Latinx > East Asian > Indian
>>220813034nepalese? my roommate was cooking something and my eyes were watering just walking past the kitchen
anime makes me gender euphoric
>>220813033Ahh yes. I believe English has a term for this. I believe it's called 'bitch nigga'
>>220813043When I said that anime was revenge for two atomic bombs by sissifying the west I was told I was "insane" and "crazy"
>>220813035Are you cute?
Have sex. If you cant find a partner, lower your standards.
>>220813036For me?White>Latinx>East Asian>Black>Indian
>>220812990It's not gonna happen and I fear it can't be helped
>>220813044i can't pronounce all that, i don't have as much time to spend practicing it in the mirror as you do.
I don’t feel good
>>220813055>lower your standardsI don't want to have sex with some fat trashy redneck women named Kayleigh Mckayla who works at applebees and has a tatoo of a horse on her arm. I would rather have sex with a pocket pussy than a creature like that
>>220813071what's wrong?
>>220813065
>>220813071*well
>>220813076I think I’m just tired. I will be going to sleep soon!
when i post an anime girl i really am that anime girl btw
>>220813074>I don't want to have sex with some fat trashy redneck women named Kayleigh Mckayla who works at applebees and has a tatoo of a horse on her armI do. I girl like that could suck chrome off a muffler and her pussy will not let you pull out until she has a 4th dependent
>>220813055Good love is hard to find
>>220813074If that is all you can score the you need to realize that you are the male equivalent to that.
>>220813083sleep well when you do, and sweet dreams. or at least funny ones.
>>220813055my standards are already at the bottom
>>220813039No he's Hispanic lol
>>220813100It was just an example of what low standards looks likeI can't score anything at all
Hot blonde milf coworker is some flavor of Slav but I can't figure out whatGoogling her surname didn't help, stupid Google just says it's Slavic I've never talked to her so I can't ask where she's from
>>220813101Thank you :)
>>220813115sheepy?
>>220813126What did you google? Try googling the name + etymology, or ask gpt
/cum/ is now an ASS thread
>>220813137wrong
>>220813137where is it
>>220813134>commonly found in Belarus, Russia, and Ukraine, but most prevalent in BelarusMakes sense, all 3 countries are in my top 10 for hottest women She's so hot
show me a woman that will have sex with me
You ever do nothing and be in pain anyway?
>>220813152
>>220813156thats a cartoon
in what state can you find women like this?
>>220813152I feel like it isn't that hard to get laid in Brazil
There's no point to renting. It's just pissing away money
>>220813163Literally any state, but the body type is very mid-west coded
>>220813164It is not dependent on country, but on the type of person you are
>>220813167I think the point is to live inside of a building
>>220813167renting is good because its inflation protected but there are risks and work involved a lot of work depending on the tenant, lot of people may just prefer treasury bonds or something thats not a head ache
I considered taking my sneakers off but I ultimately decided against it.
>>220813185You can live outside a building too
>>220813163All of them
Hey brotha! There's a better way out!Snortin' dat coke, shootin' dat dopeMan, you're coppin' out!
>>220813163When I see a beautiful, sturdy woman like this I want to wrestle her so bad
Half a mans life is trying to get pussy. The other half is trying to get money. That's all there is to a life apparently
aephraim jumbalaya
>>220813221What if you're a rich fag?
sneakers o'toole was a gay man. and we love that.
>>220813163phwoar would insufflate the asshole
>>220813221you get money to get pussy
>>220813148You have a porn addiction. Seek help and submit yourself to allah.
>>220813256Only if you're ugly
>>220813242Getting even more money and things than your peers, giving philanthropic charity to niggers in africa, buying abstract art to hang in your mansion, and also still pussy
still drunk
i am allah
>>220813269what do you even get money for if not for pussy
>>220813221I married the love of my life and now we are just trying to get money together.
>>220813287Wow you're cool
I get pussy so I can sell it
ARTIFICIAL DEATH IN THE WEST(EAST)PYRAMIDS ON DECK(SHINE)WET HAIR ON HER NECKBREATH!(G-O-D)SHOOTS PUSSY THROUGH YOUR CHEST(YOU DIE)...where ye roonin' fae noo?which cont roonin' airfta ye noo?EVERYWHERE I TURN...
why aren't yall streaming coachella
>>220813308Too busy listening to real music
okay the steam iron changed color. why did it change color?
i get such a rush out of watching anime and playing as a girl in videogames
>>220813308shit lineup and and I'm not a 23 year old woman
>>220813297I was brocht up in nae sicht schoolMy shepherd lad tae play the foolAn all the day tis sittin doonWi naebody tae cheer me
>>220813033Misery
I only listen to jazz every once in a while, but sometimes it just really hits the spothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEDIgqaEa0
>>220813112Filippino?
theres got to be good women out there, maybe 1 in a million, idk, they may exist
I only eat jizz every once in a while, but sometimes it just really hits the spot
Why is it spelt Filipino and not Philippino
>>220813348Even if they were more common you think they'd want anything to do with the likes of us?
>>220813342it's just not for meit doesn't tickle my brain the way pop music does
>>220813297Well, guess what, fuckerFucker, try and game me, thenI'm end of your line, need an offeringYou'll do just fine, I'm Type A hellWhy a bitch gotta lie?Why a bitch gotta lie?
>>220813353congrats on the sex
>>220813353disgusting post
>>220813365>congrats on the sexdid not have any sadly, just thought the image was funBelieve me, you'll know when I finally do the deed
And I cried PO-WAH! POWAH, LAWD! POOOWAAAH!
>>220813361CANT KNO WAT IM BOUTTA DOWHAT THE FUGG HAPPENWEN SHIDD HAPPENPOOBERG RELENTUNDER NOCIRCUMSTANCES
I rarely play video games anymore. Lately I've wanted to try gaming again and now I think I realized why I quit.Gaming when I was growing up:>enter CD into console/PC/>press start/click icon on your desktop >congrats you are now gamingGaming in modern times:>try to play game>oops you need to sign in!>can't remember? Too bad time to sign into your email to reset password!>oops we also need you to get on your phone and enter the code we text messaged you!>server error! Unable to connect!>finally logged in? Please enter your DOB and scroll through 5 pages of TOS and accept before proceeding >great job! Now you finally reached the main screen >uh oh! Unable to connect to servers! You need to download 32gigs of updates before proceeding!>finally done? Oops! We logged you out due to inactivity! Time to verify again by email/SMS, hope you didn't forget that password from earlier or you'll also need to reset your password again ;)It's such a fucking headache. Repeat for literally any and every game you want to play. It's such a headache/time investment that you probably only ever actively play 1 or 2 games and if you ever walk away for more than 2 weeks you get to repeat this headache to gain access. Not to mention all the updates and constant changes make it so you are completely out of the loop and you're required to keep up with all the news and meta updates and BS. Shit feels like a 2nd job.
>>220813379>you'll know when I finally do the deedh-how?
>>220813356coz old colony of spanish empire innit
>>220813137So true I’m taking a shit right now
>>220812925Chats been really mean lately. I tried to tell it about an underground stream on my property and chat said I was making it up.
>>220813276Is this true?
>>220813405well where you?
>>220813394Why would that affect it
the bye-bye man knows you've been an empty man
Might boot up the whip in the garage and listen to some chunes. Might even hit the penjamin.
>>220812873burnin capy
Just be yourself and you will get a wife.
>>220812873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SzFaEqbLRM
fucking cunt whore idiot
>>220813428the whip?
hit the penjamin a bit too hard and now I feel jittery
Did you guys like Olivia Rodrigo's new single?
>>220813388I just play the same old games over and over. I don't have the hardware for new games, so the only new games i play are indie games
>>220813442His mom's focus
>>220813453no, she's a harlot
bro hit the blinker
>>220813453Idk who that is
>>220813447Put on some psychedelic rock ASAP
might hit a goon fr on my penis n whatever yknow idk haha
>no good threads tonighttime to sheep i guess
There is unironically literally no point in universities now that we have access to the internet and we can teach ourselves
I tried
>>220813490how are you supposed to do hands on research over the internet
>>220813485Ok... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA! GOD!
>>220813501I put my hands on your mom last night even though we met online
>>220813490for uni pussy and wandering around in campus that's about it
>iraqi schizo is backoh boy
>>220813485night bud
>>220813474I'm watching my history slop right now
theres literally no point to anything
>>220813534love watching history stuff when Im highhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MVOY6-r7nU
How much more of this life can i take I wonder
theres a point to gooning. it is to coom my penis.
wouldn't mind working if i could do it from home, anything other than that is a no go for me though
>>220813555I'm watching this one right now https://youtu.be/rYkf-UXeQWU there's sadly just not that many good documentaries about prussia in english
>>220813414coz spanish doesnt spell wiv ph
>>220813569He seems like he’s holding it together pretty well
soft and tender love making with beautiful women
>>220813474garn be lissenin big brother holding company later>>220813534PROCEEEDS THE WEEDIANNNNAZARETHHHH
>>220813575This looks good i will watch it tomorrow
i'm so lonely and sad and my feelings or something
>>220813581So why is the name of the country spelt with a ph
This is the song my narco mom played while trying to kill my narco father and failing leading to them falling in love and making a family.https://youtu.be/6tHfyDluhyY?si=xzluypGuahfEfbj3
A 3AM goon is in the cards im sorry to say
harpie sent a fresh set of angry and threatening emails to the landlord and i this morning. on the positive side i suspect she may have partially moved out and is not intending to overnight here anymore despite half her shit still there in her suite. 12:34am here and no sign of her. i will watch premium history slop when she and her hellspawn are gone for good
>>220813613Because of when the U.S took over thats how they translated the Spanish name
>>220813411No and next time I'm over there i'll try and make a recording
>>220813586problem though is women, by and large, are rarely in the mood for lovey dovey sex. they need to be manhandled some if not choked, slapped, spit on, insulted etc. i like lovey dovey sex. it's my favorite kind.
anzumark quit posting apparently
>>220813391trust me
>>220813659That's why you have to date cute 18-19 year old white girly girls
who up watching clint stevens
yall got be the weakest niggas alive being bitched on by chatgpt
I will never find my place in society
Come up to the labAnd seeWhat's on the slab!
fuck it
>>220813681dont vibe with him
>>220813659How about men complaining about being forced to choke and slap the shit out of women during sex like how women complain about the “emotional labour” of having to talk to their bfs or husbands
So how are you ladies doing in this fine evening are you still waiting for doctor jesus to end the war and make us stop paying 8 buxxx for a gallon of gas
why dont you just hate women so you can choke and beat them genuinely out of anger
If I was having my last meal the dessert would be smores pop tarts
>>220813702Eu tô é loiraMAXXXando (virando o homem que loiras gostam) eu quero é uma LOIRA!!!
>>220813731Because that’s awful. Why do you post so many awful things?
>>220813740Mine would be steak and I'm not happy about that answer
goodnight
>Because that’s awful. Why do you post so many awful things?
>>220813771kek
>>220813759Steak for dessert?
>>220813790....yeah
>>220813748KKK
>>220813771i look like that and say that but cyberpunk 2077 is a bad game
>>220813771All you do is post miserable self-loathing incel crap and cringe fantasies of violence against women. You bum motherfucker. I bet you smell like actual shit too.
cyberpunk is the best game to have come out and many years
>>220813731Eu só gosto de loira
canadians defending soylent. It's almost cliche at this point
>>220813755He's using power fantasies to compensate for being a loser
Imagine how terrifying it would be to see a creature like this in a rickety wooden boat out on the ocean https://youtu.be/Q9xwU-NjLzE
everyone knows women want to be beat but then you say you want to beat them and everyone loses their minds and by everyone i mean trannies and nu males
you shouldn't hit people without a good reason
WomanIs the niggaOf the worldYes she isThink about it-John Lennon
there's something about gock..... captivating.......
>>220813889he didnt say that
me bussi mois *moans like an anime girl*
>>220813877Even if they did want to be beaten, they sure don’t want to be beaten by you. You doodoo stinkin’ incel bum.
>>220813875It'd be scary, but I'd know I'm safe because these animals have no reason to attack humans.
I want to be beat by women
I just took a fat ogre shit and didn't wipe or wash my hands. Now I gotta get back to gaming and finish off those doritos
>>220813906Who cares what women want
Is the boys comic or tv show any good?
>>220813910>I'm safe because these animals have no reason to attack humans.Any creature that large can harm you intentional or not. The bigger concern is it accidentally damaging your ship
>>220813923Don’t worry, you won’t need to concern yourself with women at all. They’re never gonna be a part of the equation for you.
>>220813896true he said it with a HARD R (based)
women are subhuman and shouldn't have rights
>>220813929I didn't really like it, but I suck so
>>220813929Fuck no, don't bother with any big American comics after the 1980s
>>220813929Season 1 is really goodit's not as good after thatI haven't read the comic
>>220813078Lol @ the laugh reactions
>>220813937Are you an actual cunt, or are you one of those freak trannies with a mutilated hole
I’m sick of the incel drivel. It’s an ideology espoused by exclusively the most repulsive low IQ losers in the world. They are entirely worthy of all the hatred and scorn they receive. They are ugly, ugly people on the inside. Treat them like the subhuman scum that they are.
Evens I jerk my hamburger helperOdds I sleep
>>220813985You're on your period sweetie
Again
Heat. Palm trees. Blue water. Need it.
okay guys, how do we eliminate the far, far away land of evropa?
Life sucks and then you die
https://youtu.be/FmuswTEGF-U
>>220813875>>220813910>>220813934It's a giant squid. A 10 foot long blob of mostly water. It couldn't hurt you except intentionally, and it's definitely not doing anything to a boat. I don't think a collosal squid could even meaningfully damage a fishing boat without killing itself in the process
Is octopus wrestling still a thing?
>>220814027Heat makes you complacent as a society. That's why all the warm places like south america are slothful
hating women is not any one ideology thing, its just logical, being schizophrenic blind folded of womens nature is just a modern day thing because of hardcore indoctrination everyone goes through and even then most men sus it out glimpses of it by themselves through experience
Getting my haircut at the “yeah we’re manly, we like whiskey, bikes and rock n roll, but you better not heckin misgender a transperson” barbershop
>>220814077I just don't really hate any group of people, since hate leads to negative emotions
It’s ironic how incels hate trannies. Because they are exactly the same type of person. The terminally online loser who latches onto a retard-tier ideology and makes it their whole identity and personality. Incels and trannies are two sides of the same coin.
>>220814049>it's definitely not doing anything to a boatNot to a modern one, but to an old wooden ship like a galleon it could cause some damage if it latched on.
>>220814091I despise barbers
>>220813985i agree those guys suck can you add me on discord
STOP WATCHING ME
>>220814107No one is reading your hysteria induced foid posts. You're bleeding out your vagina sweetie, but it's going to be ok
>>220814107They are also the two types of people most likely to become mass shooters. Further proof they are exactly the same.
/mu/ is being destroyed by one schizo, and I think it's the same man who once destroyed /cum/, a man who's name I shall not speak.
WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS FUCKING HOUSE
>>220814107>they are exactly the same type of personMost trannies are incels themselves, they're just left-wing/establishment incels who reach feminism's logical conclusion of abolishing man iteslf.
>>220814110Nah, it wouldn't be able to latch on and grab really. Heavy timbers chinked and fastened very well. Ships even in those times were designed to handle ocean waves and sometimes storms without breaking up, thats way more energy than a 200kg max squid
>>220814112Are you 5?
>>220814049There's a type of maneating squid in I think parts of Vietnam and it will try to pull fishermen out of their boats to eat them.
>>220814155its just a case of the website dying, without regular posters to drown out schizos they become much more apparent leading to less regular posters in a vicious cycle until the schizo gives up from lack of engagement or just keeps going forever on his own
>>220814202What?
odds i goonevens i kill myself immediatelydubs i go to bed
>call out mexicans on /mu/>chicanos start seething herekek
been reading up on Napoleon, he was actually pretty based
>>220814262see you tomorrow
>>220814184Incels who fail to unfuck themselves reach a fork in the road. They either become giga-retarded /r9k/-tier Elliot Rodger incels, or they troon out. Probably one day I’ll get my head blown off in a mass shooting by one of these retards. God bless the internet.
>>220814184Trannies like cels can't reproduce. They're just fail-males. They can't get sex so they either resign themselves to some made up agp identity that's an expression of sexual frustration or they become resentful
>>220814262Do a flip faggot
>>220814205You probably mean the humboldt squid. They can get pretty big and are known to be aggressive, but idk if all the fisherman's tales are apocryphal, I never really looked into it
>>220814274nobody likes CHIs
>>220814205that's bullshit, no squid is big enough to eat humansmaybe there is a squid drowning people but even that is far fetched
>>220814233Why do you hate barbers?
You're a quarter mil in debt I get more guidance from my barber
>I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS AH' RINGIN'
I can't get unpaid sex yet all I do is go on walks or get drunk. I'm too tired to be a violent incel or a delusional tranny
>>220814279He makes hispanistas and iberians seethe, very based
>>220813221all i really care about is playing minecraft and watching anime
>>220814317What are you a spokesman for squids?
>>220814317they can bite chunks out of you with their beaks and they are strong, they are stronger than you specially underwater if at a reasonable size
i can get paid sex but i would rather not
>>220814306https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_Broncos_bus_crash
>>220813356because philip is a stupid name
>>220814360Yes, that's exactly what I am. I speak for the invertebrates. >>220814364Humboldt squid are powerful and could cause trouble for a diver, but there are no recorded deaths.
I may be swedish but my spirit... Is japanese. *bows*
>>220814392Is that the type of squid of which Japanese fisherman’s wives were fond
>She said: "I saw your browsing history, you go on 4chan">And she was crying..
I regret to inform you all, but the swedish poster just died
>>220814340If I don't get a job, the thing with the girl doesn't pan out, and the mental anguish gets bad enough this summer for whatever reason I might, MIGHT be desperate enough to dump 22 years worth of cum into some Asian femboy in LA unless I snap.Hopefully it doesn't get there, I hope and pray.
r9k became everything it hated
>>220814401What do you estimate Swedish twink butts smell like? Assume they showered and walked outside for a bit before sniffing
>>220814433>Asian femboyGross, no dude , have some self respect. Don't do fag shit
I hate my life
In the uk they got pound land instead of dollar stores
>>220814459I hate your life too
>>220814465I took ur mum to pound land
>>220814468Will you kill me?
Have you ever heard of the Triassic Kraken Theory?A set of shonisaurus bones were found arranged in a peculiar, almost artistic, pattern. The theory (really it's more of a hypothesis) postulates that the bones were arranged like this on purpose by an intelligent 100 foot long cephalopod
Why ARE freemasons such a boogeyman to the Spanish and latinx?
>>220814476Depends on what you have to offer. Nothing is free
>>220814494I have nothing
It's very hot so I took off my shirt, pants and my socks
When I was in high school, I had this summer job where people used to joke about taking various girls to “pound town.” One of our colleagues had the surname Brown; someone came up with the idea of him taking the girls to “brown pound town” (poopy buttsex), and he never heard the end of it
>>220814477seems retarded, things just dont stay in one place bones specially and specially not long enough to be fossilized
>>220814525Oh yes it's very controversial and probably false, but it's fun to think about
>>220814481Freemasons are Judaizer heretics associated with Protestantism, and their secret societies are known to have been used historically to undermine Latin America (allegedly related to Spain losing control of their American holdings in various revolts). Also participating in masonry is banned in Catholicism.
>>220814534i mean it really does seem retarded, i would think the guy that came up with it stupid just because one thing turned up in a weird pattern a million years later, like straight that guy must be 8 years old how is this even a thing
If you die of exposure while naked in public, is that indecent indecent exposure exposure?
Is that office worker that's afraid of spiders still posting here? What a riot that was
>>220814576It's muh dick in yuh butt
>>220814546You lost paco
some times at the gym you see the sweat marks on their pussies
>>220814499I don't work for free you'll have to find someone else to execute you. Maybe make a craigslist post
>>220813221The secret is to disregard pussy AND money to do your own thing instead (i.e. do something where you are the absolute #1 and master), then pussy and money will throw themselves at you
I hate this country and everyone that inhabits it
>>220814616I love you.
>>220814456>Don't do fag shitProblem is where I'm at all the girls charge you ridiculous amounts of money that I can't afford. If I'm in that scenario where I'm still unemployed I can't be paying upwards of $400 for sex in Vegas, while for OF girls they're infamous extortionists and outright predators.A particularly girly femboy who has the same urges and motivations as me given he's also a man would make the most sense so I don't have to pay up and we can shoot the shit (not a pun) about our predicaments. Likewise the girliness of the receiver in question would make it much less humiliating though it'd still be a very pathetic situation overall.But again that's an absolute, "if I don't do this I will kill myself or lash out against my family" type situation that I most likely will not end up in.I've just had too much time to think lately with this loneliness and unemployment, and my mind has wandered to dark places yet again.
>>220814613You're a fat bitch that's all bark
>>220814614this is something a pajeet tiktok sigma male influencer would say
I saw a black person
>>220814614I want to visit your country one day
>>220814515meh
>>220814614I'm not good at anything and I have no passion for anything
>>220814628I’d rather just remain a virgin than have sex with a man. I do understand what you’re saying on a certain level. Desperation can make a person’s mind go to some wild places. But I just know that if I ever went down that road, the post-nut clarity and shame would probably cause me to kill myself.
>>220814639no one should have to go through that
Like imagine the great enemy of your massive empire of enslavement, murder and rape isn't an enemy empire but the rotary club. That's how they sound.A bunch of white people doing charity work dismantled your empire.That's how the Spanish and latinx think
eating snowflakes with plastic forks
>>220814605Maybe I should get a gym sub just to oggle women. I have weights at home so I've never bothered
>>220814638Based, I love Indians>>220814644One single day is enough to explore the entire country desu, there’s nothing to do here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5cMJdycUxE
>>220814616Same, I pray for the downfall of this cunte
>>220814720>>220814720New
>>220814670Being good is just the by-product of hard work, even if you have no passion/talent, just focus for one entire year on something (something that’s valuable, interesting and in demand) and you will be good enough to become an authority on that particular subject for 99.9% of people
