Samuel Palmer edition
jimmy savile claimed to have invented hip hop
fucking hell ukpunting charges £130 a year to post on a fucking forum hahaha no way
>>220816294You're thinking of Tim Westwood
/brit/'s thoughts on the latest The Rest Is Politics episode on the mandelson scandal?
>>220816324these are professionals, rorke
nobody:ziedy: LOL
playing pro skater 4, i turned that ac/dc shite off
>>220816325nah savile reckoned he used to play records at discos and realised all the kids went outside or stopped dancing when one record ended and he had to put on the next one. so he got a second turntable and faded one song into the next so there was no gap. from there scratch dj-ing and hop hop were born.
the scrandemic
and the very latest from employed woman?
>>220816368blacked to death outside greggs
>>220816324I just googled that because I was thinking of punting like pic relatedNeedless to say, the search results were not what I expected
>>220816330still pondering it, contemplating and forming my postulations
I don't like baked beansI don't like the sauce they're inI don't like the beans themselvesI have not had baked beans in I would say at least 15 years
>>220816390uh huh*writes it all down in my notepad*
>>220816382alri euclid
>>220816390*sends a messenger to the front with this information in a note*
imagine, no dr dre or wu tang clan or eminem or kendrick without sir james saville the nonce
>>220816390you're not a real aussie
>>220816390Fascinating. Really remarkable stuff.Ever considered topping yourself?
got a cheeky wank by the missus
>>220816413Couldn’t name a single song of any of those cunts.
where are these april showers then?
i like beans and such
>>220816422post her arse
well said peter
>>220816426yes you could you lying tryhard sack of shit
>>220816426Still N.I.G from the 2001 album slaps deadass
>>220816426mate who are you trying to impress with this lie
dont even know what they aredesexualised aracial blobs from the year 2050
rorke says "whats up party people" whenever he arrives at toil and they ignore him every single time
>>220816450Literally couldn’t.
>>220816456>desexualised aracial blobsboris-esque
>>220816460scr
no one can quite express the curious nature of life like us scots
>i said a now, then, a now and to the then, a now and to the now-y now then and you don't stop
searching for "party" girls on vivastreet so i can find an escort who won't be bothered by me railing a bit of charlielast time i did that this older lady got pissed off and told me it wasn't on. paid £150 for the hour and she left after 25 minutes because of that didn't even get a partial refund
>>220816456
>>220816502the problem with party girls is it's always some dubai or russian high maintenance type who gives you the most boring ride of your life much prefer the filthy british slags but they hate drugs
>>220816456fashion has died
>>220816439she doesn't exist
Rorke in the supplies room throatfucking the young muslim girl making her slob on his knob and shooting several loaded ropes down her throat
>>220816528>>220816539theres some rum folk about
>>220816502unfathomably vile post
>>220816456need putting down
>>220816528>>220816539would do it for a tenner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mottos_and_halls_of_the_livery_companiesWorshipful Company of Bowyers>Crécy, Poitiers, AgincourtWorshipful Company of Gardeners>In The Sweat Of Thy Brows Shalt Thou Eate Thy BreadWorshipful Company of Shipwrights>Within the Ark Safe ForeverIt's a shame that only one, the Worshipful Company of Cutlers, retains an Anglo-Norman French motto>Pour Parvenir A Bonne Foy'To succeed through good faith'
>>220816528is this the guardian?by extension, is this considered news?what am i reading?
>>220816563hate having sober sex it's either coke, speed or mephedronefeels so much better and i can go on for hours
>>220816579travesty
>theres some rum folk about
>>220816586refer to >>220816563
One of the angriest, most incellious /brit/s here.Hope you feel good posting vitriolic comments about all sorts of people who've done nothing to you.That's why your life is awful by the way.
>>220816444>Genetic factors, along with socio-environmental (e.g., psychosocial) factors, have been established as significant contributors to addiction vulnerabilityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addiction#Genetic_factorsTLDR: Some people are more disposed to addiction due to their genes, so it's not like everybody is making a choice about drugs from a level playing field.
>>220816608fomyeg
what is your favourite shape /brit/?
gf is fat but at least i get sex
>>220816586Druggie mong
>>220816615Should be obvious to anyone with a brain that some people react badly to alcohol and drugs and just don't want to do them while for others they work so good you never wanna stop.
>>220816628plapjak
>>220816608stfu you gay paki
>>220816627rhombus
>>220816632no i'm just a sex fiend and will do anything to make it better
>>220816585yes its guardian and its their dating feature
might be time for some scramby eggs on sourdough toast
>>220816628does she smell?
>>220816627pentagon
>>220816627thin rectangle. none of your stout muck.
>>220816628fixer upper as it were
>>220816640Sad, sad manchild. Grow up.
>>220816672gwarn
yeah i'd fix her upperif you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife
>>220816586are you homosex?
love picking the skin off my blisters and chewing on it
for me it's pulling out ingrown hairs and rubbing them on my upper lip
>>220816733odd post
>>220816627dodecahedron
>>220816742good berg that
Bogan vs Abo part I
I’m a vf
>>220816360what pie is that? Get some red cabbage on the plate you latent homosexual
>>220816801Bogan vs Abo part II
>>220816801feels like the tall bloke takes at least 5 seconds more than average to process anything
>>220816627hyperbolic paraboloid
cheeky buggers got a v2 on there
>>220816801>>220816825hope this lad, clav, and rest of their ilk all get cancer soon
>>220816801abocel femoid MOGS terachad ANDROGENIC and sends him back to the DREAMTIME!
packing light with the Karen carpenter 83 edition sex arse
>>220816864impressive dildo collection
>hyperbolic paraboloid
>>220816864elton could fit every last one
>>220816908yes exactly
made the call3.5g shall be waiting for me at 1pm
>>220816961yes lad its zoot weather out there!!!
>>220816878clavicular won a game you didn't even know you were playing
>>2208169613.5 g of what
>>220816961hope that's charlie and not weed otherwise you're a bender
>>220816955nice to see rikishi is still wrestling
>>220816825What is kick? Also, he is clearly mentally stunted.White australian birds are so fit. Kiwis even more so.
>>220817025good one
>>220817017sad
wouldn't mind a bit of a toke but i've got responsibilities and jobs to do on weekends now
500g of aldi finest pizza will be finding its way inside my mouth in circa 20 minutes
>>220816886KYEEEK
>>220817003hopefully its was the game of getting cancer
>>220816961how much that cost lad?
Never done anything except a little weed
Rorke flummoxed
>>220817067pizza at not even midday is insane
>>220816627trapezium
>>220817091shouldve asked daniel kinahan for some coke when you had the chance
any dangerous dog owner man in
does it get any better than this
>>220817115why any time is ok for pizza
>>220817143>lager with fish & chips>drinking stella>curry saucegrim all round really, totally spoilt a decent plate of food
realistically who can you vote for that has a chance of winning
>>220817143too many chipsno need for both gravy and curryno need for sausage and fish
>>220816961doxxed and authorities contactedyou're getting knicked sunshine
>>220817168labour will win again because the right has split up their votes, especially their important boomer vote, into 12 different parties
>>220817143only have tartare or tomato sauce and mushy peas with fish never understood this curry sauce/gravy nonsense
>>220817143Get rid of those dire sauces and get some tartare sauce instead
>>220817179t. Timothy James Byrne posting from his High Wycombe flat
>>220817194slice of lemon
>One in three young men now live with their parents, ONS data showsoh dear
>>220817143i can see a lot of scrappy chips
Leftypol defending Islam by saying “well Aisha wasn’t 6 but if she was then that’s ok because they’re brown”
fuck sake rorke
>>220817220ktim
right well
>>220817228was she 6 or 7? heard she might not have been 6 and was 7
>>220817220Everybody on my childhood street still lives with their parents including me
cod, chips, mushy peas, tartare sauce, lemon, pepper and a good bit of cider vinegar simple as really
>>220817237something rahter sexual about this moving image
>>220817240girls at creamfields were so fucking peng in their skimpy slutty outfits i had a wank in my tent
>>220817240screaming
ok that's two blokes using sex toys followed by a bloke spreading his bumhole
>>220817266why didnt you shag one
>>220817220ktim, total landlord death
britisher shocked....
farting on the cat
>>220817220ktimmers
egg
>>220817282but leftypol, your parents are your landlords....
>>220817278i was with the lass
sounds like porn addiction to me
>>220817295get some siracha on that bad boy
>>220816324That forum is awfulFull of middle aged men We need an escort forum for sensitive young men
this is me
>>220817290would be full of poops and shits nowadays
>>220817320must be barmy if you think I'm reading all that
>>220817320Honestly a lot of these types seem to make up more and more complex copes for their porn addiction and general weirdnessRorke does it too
>>220817325no i like to be able to taste the butter and the eggs and the nice toast thanks
>>220817331yeah it's rorke's dad centralprostitution would be so much more respected if the clients were mostly shy 20 year old twinks like us who just need a hand with their needs
>>220817290Stangent water from the Ganges left to ferment for presumably months yum yum
>ronnie pickering>ro cker>rorke
>>220817352maybe youre dumbosexual (cant read or get sexual satisfaction from reading)
the woke have gone insane
>>220817136Found the one person in the general without a sense of humour. It's like ungroomed (the taking care of yourself kind) gays, or greeks who don't like feta. Rare and peculiar but they exist.
>>220817367Do you ever read the SAAFE forum?It's what escorts use. Some of them seem like headcases and are constantly whinging about clients.
>>220817220>>220817282>>220817302It's mad how the problems facing young adults like us are to do with rich people. E.g. rich people doing everything they can to drive up property prices so their investment values rise, and rich people opposing new housebuilding, because that would reduce the values of their property investments. Also, rich people doing everything they can to oppose better rights for working young adults, because it would cost them more money.Yet Rorke, for some reason, defends the wealthy class. Instead he directs his hatred towards an NHS nurse who lives down his street, just because she has brown skin.
>>220817345was full of poops and shits back then
>get some sriracha on that bad boy
>>220817399Bit of a truthnuke actually
>>220817139lmao
>>220817399rorke will one day be that landlord if he pays rent hard enough
>>220817240thats fucking gaping
Shagging escorts is honestly the way to go for men, especially younger men and shy men. All women are essentially prostitutes anyway now so who cares? Why jump through hoops for zero guaranteed results when you can pay £180 for a good hour of sex, cuddling and kissing?What, you think paying for dates/clothes/holidays/drinks to get sex doesn't count? LOLWe need more women going into prostitution and men need to stop being weak bitches (no more paying for OnlyFans or simping) to drive down the cost of pussy.
>>220817399Imagine houses would be notably cheaper if there weren't an extra 9~ Million foreigners occupying them too tbf
>>220817295nice
>>220817449i need to be attracted to a woman and they're all disgusting
>>220817465i got a glock in my rari
>>220817449Mate half of your posts are about how your experience is unsatisfactory because you can’t stay hard/cum
Watching black pill videos about how economically fucked the UK is.Literally shitting all over the youth to prioritise the geriatricsIt won't end well
>>220817449
>>220817489That's in the past now. I've accepted I'm a one orgasm per hour guy but I no longer have issues with hardness.
>>220817499and now here comes rorke to call you a retarded commie
rape rorke
>>220817399you used to be able to get a bedsit for 250 a month in this country before your precious neo lib government imported millions of people
>>220817499They fought for this fucking country, what the fuck have zoomers done but give it away to wogs?
>>220817544Honestly I think I'm right of centre economically, I want a small state but as a nation we spend over 50% of our taxes on welfare, the NHS and debt and these will all increase as time goes on
We need Lebensraum and we will find it in Africa.
>>220817525180 quid for a wankMay as well just buy a good fleshlight.
Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.Raise the Lifetime ISA allowance to £5,000 per year (plus a 25% government top-up for a cool £6,250 per year).Remove all non-Whites from Britain.Freeze the NHS budget for 5 years.Freeze the State Pension for 5 years.Implement a Department of Eugenics.
what a wonderful day and life WOW
freeze the pensioners
>>220817367>shy 20 year old twinkshi
always wanted to read Nietzche, might start now
>>220817589£180 for a deep throat blowjob, sex in multiple positions, cum in her mouth, massage, etc.
>>220817551Sorry which war did baby boomers fight in you fucking retard?
>>220817610180 quid each timeYou're getting fucking fleeced
the cause of leftism is lack of infant mortality
>>220817544the only party publicly talking about triple lock is restore though
>>220817620hs
>>220817449your parents did a right number on you. very mentally unstable chap
>>220817399
Just reading about some yank who says his car has a computer in that kills the car if he doesn't make a payment in time and he's missed a payment so the car doesn't work.How fucking dystopian is that? Do we have that in the UK? I don't think we do
>>220817428MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING
hate the rich and brown people equally me x
>>220817649ours isnt automated so a man comes and takes our keys
>>220817614Leftypol in shambles after being shushed
>>220817499so whats your solution, abolish pensions?
>>220817649>agree to pay for product>dont pay >product is taken away from you omg so dystopian
>>220817643Shut up fag lol
>>220817649basically a pre-pay leccy meter?or the tv rentals in the old days
leftypols idea of fun
>>220817674would be funny
>>220817399Think it's not the NHS nurses that worry rorke it's the gangs of evil pedo rapists and the psychotic "progressives" who look the other way while they rape and torture little girls because they're poor and white
Mango Loco down the hatch x
rorke's got his willy in the henry hoover again
>>220817716rorke poking his head out from the side of the discounted meats isle rubbing his hands nefariously
Any rapists in?
how do those self scanners work thenyou just carry it around and scan your stuff then walk outdoesnt seem right
drop that shoulder
>>220817764>isle>>220817792yeah probably this foreign cunt >>220817764
>>220817792yeah I'm having a go on rorke
>>220817792im raping my own arse at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph
>>220817799it's pointless cause you still have to go to the checkout and pay
>I live in a totalitarian state because I'm not allowed to use something I haven't paid forwhy do you think like a wog
What if you just fill up your car with petrol and don't pay lol
imagine if you missed the payment and they bricked the car on the motorwayi'd die probably
>>220817863dont be daft>>220817860dont be daft
Dundee is quite a nice looking city architecturally and geographically shame its full of scum and junkies
Car bailiffs throwing emp grenades at my car because the direct debit bounced
>>220817881dundee centre is quite nice these days but yeah
Got a 6.6 inch willy
Christian sharia law NOW
>>220817860dangerous and downright stupid
the pope missing a car paymentpope: ffs the car's been turned offcar salesman: just paypope: god says i can have the car oncarsalesman: *shaking fist*pope: supaman that hoe
>>220817900Sometimes yeah but sometimes all the junkies come to life and ruin the atmosphere and the teenagers in dundee are feral
dundees nuts
Secular Presbyterian sharia law
>>220817925kishotenketsuesque post
sharia law but only the bits about girls and marriage
>>220817881what about you know whats
eating the biggest bowl of pasta in the world
>>220817860works at the older petrol pumps without anpr
>>220818051cute and innocent post :3
penis willy
>>220818070I'll fucking kill you
>>220818051had mumberg's pasta last night it was lush I tell yez
>>220817925pope rocked atheists shocked
>>220818091wtf!!!
keep it pumpin' white boy
i mean the uk would have loads of money if they weren't giving it away to people for free
can hear mum doing a big poo
automatically hear bongo drums in my head whenever a peng african ting walks by
Dominos burger pizza scranned
Not a single person has a solution to the housing crisis.Every time I hear a policy or idea it's something that's been tried in other countries and failed.There are simply too many people in this country and we keep importing more instead of going back down to a population of 50 million after the boomers die. That works.
>>220818146go in afterwards and huff that stink and pull your knob
>>220818161Deport all brown peoplelevel formerly-brown neighbourhoods in major citiesBuild mass housing estates on top of them???profit
>>220818150(goyim alarm explodes leaving everyone in the thread covered in soot with frazzled hair)
>>220818161there's one way you could free up millions of houses
i've been drinking 10 cans of strong lager a day for the whole weekreckon i'll stop after sunday then i can just say it's one week binge and move on
its unrealistic to deport the biomass so we must enslave them instead
>>220818198>>220818172you're supporting the biomass by doing things such as >>220818150
Inventing a virus that only targets foreigners and releasing it into the air via chemtrails
kill trillions
>>220818174>>220818205let people enjoy things, rorke
tranny porn is always more passionate never see kissing and lovemaking in straight porncus it's guys and guys are better at having sex even after becoming women
Proposing that grooming gangs be colloquially known as the Bio Massive from here on
>>220818198Slavery never works long term.
hes like poo
>>220818233>never see kissing and lovemaking in straight pornIf you weren't bent you'd see that's not the case
humans were made to drink alcohol they've been doing it for millions of years even when we were animals like foxes and monkeys also eat fermented fruit for the alcohol our brains were made for it
>>220818225(tries to respond but i'm suddenly cut off by your obese diseased heart violently exploding like the fat bloke from meaning of life)
Biomass Effect
What do we reckon lads?
>>220818265no it's way more passionate in shemale porn they know how to suck cock and ride a dick cus they have one LOL!men are just better!
>>220818269
need that Homer and Marge Simpson kind of love
>>220818290genuinely don't think you can call yourself straight anymore after that
>>220818278I'm more twinkish than obese but alright rorke
any Hitleristic individuals in?
>>220818301yes and it makes things happen. nothing ever happens sober. i lost my virginity drunk. i made friends drunk. i went places drunk. it gets the nogging jogging.
that's right i'm pooing so what you wanna make something of it
>>220818292bollocks. You can always tell when a quare has ventured into straight porn because he can't thrust his hips right
i will be heading out shortly to buy stuff so i can have a bubble bath
Right Wing Twink Brigades
>>220818347>You can always tell when a quare has ventured into straight pornyou when you've misclicked on pornhub
>>220818347you gotta search "breeding" i you wanna see passionate straight pornbut it's mostly cuck stuff
sometimes when im sat in my horrible damp bungalow built by cavemen who couldn’t build a straight wall i think about just how grim and alien living in britain would be for even a very poor American
>>220818377yeah i feel kinda bad for yanks who are interested in their european heritage so they come here or germany or whatever and it's mostly a dumpfor the irish americans it's okay though dublin is full of yanks and they love it
/brit/ in 2040: zoomrorke's da posts porn reviews on /brit/
pashernate love
>>220818400maybe he should have spoken Polish
we out here sucking dick nigga
yes i like to watch passionate sex especially when they kiss look into their eyes and say i love you
>>220818367why do you need to see realistic passionate loving porn anyway thats like ordering steak at mcdonalds
>>220818400yanks are so entitledI do hate them, yes I do
sometimes think of the gf from 6 years ago, dunno why
i love the urbandictionary definition of "we out here">87% chance of being synonymous to the phrase "I am unemployed"
>>220818361nah they're always crossing over into normal porn
we out here
>>220817003he was mogged by an interviewer and had to run away from the interview
when a homeless person approaches and you begins with 'by any chance do you' it can be roughly translated as 'what am I about to ask you is greater in value than a 20p coin'.
we out here raping our own arses nigga
splicing my DNA with that of a mantis shrimp so I can punch my bollocks
>>220818504he walked out of two interviews at around the one hour mark, so it's not really running away, it was just time was up. busy man you see can't hanging about chatting to journalists for free
i dont want to see people in love having regular romantic sex i want to see two mentally ill twinks PISSING on each other
arrived in london. not yet surrounded by biomass just other irish. lots of fenians in gaa tops and spurs fans. will keep you updated
the gay store called
i want to see a man stop time with a pocket watch he bought online and then sex a time-stopped woman leaving her covered in spaff so when he starts time again she's like "oh im covered in cum what the hell"
>>220818533BASEDbut i also like to switch it upsometimes i wank to bbws other times skinny teens
Spursbros.....
>>220811511>>220811511
>>220818290
>>220818561did my 50 gallon drum of bad dragon cum lube arrive x
always funny when I make a thread at 3am that doesn't get used only for people to start using it several hours after I've gone to bed >>220811511
>>220818571fantasise about this every time i'm outwould love to freeze time and shove my face up the arses of random women in primark
>>220818577what do you mean they aint playing
>>220818600im not going to be around this evening so im just posting it now
>>220818599rorke mate your mum's worried sick
NEW.NOW.LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR 3.
>>220818613fair enough
>>220818618lol
>>220818598Why were you up at 3am?
>>220818635visit from the bum fairy
don't understand footfags but i can't deny that it might be good to have my willbert rubbed by some soft feet
dead website
saving your zingers for a new that'll never come
so lads this is the last /brit/
dogberg on the loose
>>220817727Rorke when there are brown rapists>Stop all immigration even if it means we don't have enough doctors for the NHSRorke when there are white rapists>I haven't heard about that story because Tommy Robinson didn't tweet about it
>>220818777he genuinely wouldn't hear it because the algorithm only shows you what confirms to your own views internet made everyone more extreme
>>220818776dogstein when i accidentally spill a cup of .jpg compression artifact on him
ok I'll do it brb
>>220818775>>220818775
statistically it pays to only read articles biased towards the far right because it puts you a state of alert, you never relax around blacks, and that might save your life.
>>220818844>>220818844>>220818844
>>220818777>we don't have enough doctors for the NHSwe have a doctor unemployment crisis
