Why can't we be friends ?
>>220816967Because I hate French people
>>220816967You're French :(
>>220816978>>220817013What have we ever done wrong ?
>>220816967Because we are already lovers *leans in for a kiss*
>>220817087Turned moslem
>>220816967Why can't we be lovers?
>>220817111>>220817196not you
>>220817196Get back in line i was first
>>220817215Sorry!
>>220817219His heart is big enough for two
>>220816967I would but every time I try to reach out to someone they throw it back in my face. I'm gonna go cry now.
>>220817340you will always have a friend in me
>>220817439make me a fren too!
>>220817528you already are
>>220816967You are my suzerain and I'm your fecalian vassal
>>220817556>suzerainlast time i read that word was in cormac mccarthy's blood meridian :D
>>220817565>blood meridian I'm unironically afraid to read it
>>220817598yeah it's tough stuff but it's worth it, the pose is so cold and brutal yet so poetic at the same time
>>220817598It's not that bad
>>220817629stop invalidating his feelings
>>220817606>>220817629From the shitpedia:>who relishes the destruction and domination of whatever he encounters, including children and docile animals.Nigga...Once I've read in the miso soup and it was horrible
>>220817694He's the most interesting character i've ever encountered and he'll give you the most amazing quotes>The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.>Whatever in creaton exists without my knowlege exists without my consent.
>>220817729Ok that's kinda funny, looks like meme disco elysium quotes
>>220817774this conversation is over
>>220816967Hello frogbro>>220817340Dont be sad
>>220816967b-but i like you frenchbruhs
>>220816967beacuse l hate you