The Fifth Byzantine gf edition
>>220820427cum
*Ruins England*
>>220820243got the iso on my wii's sd card but never played it
>>220820470kino hair
>>220820427i bet she smells of Frankincense scented Oud
just used a shower head on my bumhole, felt like posideon was bumming me
tired
Mediterranean puss sex sex
>>220820470deano with a framed picture of the man on his bedside table
>>220820500why are ariana posts always deeply deeply unsettling theres no way the person behind them isnt a horrible pedophile or something
having a poo in a bit
OP is in love with this ugly woman and we - the sole witnesses to his existence - have to be dragged in to his incel delusion
redditflags down? x
>>220820538i like her :]
crazy how many /brit/ posters are obsessed with celebrity gossipit's worse than reddit in here for that
>>220820499Feels good dunnit?I sometimes buy extra lecky if I know I'm in for a shower head sesh later that day
poo lol
the paki gf shouted at me today. ive gone for a walk to get some air on my own.
>>220820538fuck off back to rorkeypol
>>220820481the tasteful norwood 3aonly works if you're rich and old
where's Sweetie Darling Happiness Smile Beauty Sparkle Rainbow Stuffed Animal Cutie Princess 1000
>>220820538HOWLINGYeah that is what's going on. It's really creepy and troubling actually now that I think about it.
what if it's a trap
might buy a sydney sweeney sex arse
played animal crossing for a full yearon the DS, back in them daysdid the fishing contests and all thatenjoyed it
A dark cloud looms over me, secrets I can't share with people. Depraved acts with escorts, trannies, gays. If I ever settle down how can I ever live with this? I can neither share it nor keep it to myself.
breaking news: 4chan man is a creep
Dat first lil lick of pussy wit the piss on it be like a shot of don reposado
>>220820499Washing your arse is a notable event you feel the need to blog about is it, Rorke?
legalise the horse brothels
>>220820611>>220820500
>>220820629said the mouse approaching the cheese
>>220820638is the sex arse in the room with us
>>220820642>nor keep it to myself.why not
>>220820538It’s not that deep mate, we all like to see her and we’re glad OP makes these edishes
>>220820538love is really strange
eating spinach
>>220820582coryeah nothing like jet washing the old playdoh cutter
>>220820669You'll know what it feels to live a lie when you've done something like murder someone.
>>220820642ktimming
can't get a jobcan't get a gfcouldn't get a firstcouldn't get into a good unimy parents are so disappointed in me
>>220820672>i-it not deep I only made 5 editionsYes it is and you need to leave your bedroom you weird cunt. Jump off a cliff now. Falling in love with ugly women in jpgs
bought the casio f91-w as sort of a osama bin laden/ al qaeda joke watch but unironically love it now perfect little watch and only about 15 quid
big fan of gimmicks where the op is the same for multiple threads in a row unless of course it's heathermong and his canadian psychiatric spam or songs from the big chair
>>220820672nah you need to pack it in
I've just been told that Sophie Thatcher is my long lost wife. Going to meet her soon.
>>220820693alri raskolnikov
>>220820714mental that price, used to be £4 from argos when i bought minetalking of argos, i kind of miss that catalogue, ordering with those shit little machines that never worked, and waiting for someone to bring the itemamazon shopping is soulless
>>220820508Deano died during covid mate show some respect
>>220820611hi
for real though how can you fall in love with someone you've never even met, just a static image?
>>220820740>used to be £4 from argos when i bought mineWell that's a lie. Easily dismissed as a lie as well.
>>220820714They're great watches
>>220820703Maybe you should spend less time on 4chan? Just an idea aha x
>>220820740I've been using Argos more and more lately. Trying to cut down on giving money to bezos you see and at least with Argos you know it's genuine brands and not some Chinese dropshipped shite
had my first few cheeky wanks looking at the argos catalogue swimsuit sectiondanger wanks in the toilet back in the day
>>220820688alri popeye
>HE MADE 5 EDITIONS!!!!But radio silence when we see another del boy edish or songs from the big chair edition
>>220820740amazon is 99% chinkshit now
kill everyonenow
>>220820760>for real though how can you fall in love with someone you've never even met, just a static image?an ugly woman at thatjust so weird
I need the girl all the bad guys want>Wears fishnets>Dreadlocks>Listens to rap metal and singers that are mad at their dads>Watches wrestling>Racetrack season pass>Likes men with moustaches>Drinks beer and smokes weedHonestly she's perfect
Now he's sperging out because he does literally think the jog is his girlfriend
>>220820762i bought it roughly in 2002 or 3 mate
first wank was the bikini section in mumberg's avon catalogue
>>220820781haven't seen a songs from the big chair edish in yonks to be fair
>>220820763
>>220820740They're about 20 quid on casios website. People fake them which is mental to think about for such a cheap watch.
>>220820714they're about 2-5 quid on ali express where i got mineold mate's seen you coming, hasn't hethe "rorke special" they said
>>220820798>it was [year]Okay now some actual proof?
>>220820798how's the hip grandad
>>220820791I have a moustache but you've described like the least attractive woman to me, seems unfair
>>220820740always felt like they were making it in the back when they brought it through felt a lot more magical than it being lobbed at your door by a brown man who hates you
>>220820701sign on pip lad
>>220820688been mad on the tinned spinach and tinned tomatoes recentlymix it into porridge, mix it into eggs I love it
OP probably told his fat single mother that he's married to the jpeg file that's the really sad part
ideal girlfriend>not morbidly obese or anorexic>preferably 2/10 but would settle for a 1/10>doesn't have a penis>isn't crazy>does rimjobs
>>220820844>ideal girlfriendfor me her surname needs to be .jpg
>>220820835don't think I'd qualify? I'm not a mong
>>220820813will be a fake
>>220820828you must be low t. Get on the liver and bovril sandwiches
>>220820852you're in denial lad
jpg my gf!!!!
>>220820841fucking hell
/brit/ wet t-shirt contest
>>220820821literally £4 you spanneryou also wouldn't be asking if you had been paying attention to the skyrocketing price of electronics in the last 20 years
>>220820843usually I forget about the OP after a minutewho the fuck caresimagine sperging out because you saw a particular OP more than once
>>220820836she looks like dua lipa
>>220820841if a Croat flag posted this it would be deemed 'sovl'
>>220820841>tinnedretards can't even cook spinach they buy heavy metal microplastic shit insteadyes microplastics are found in tinned food
went out for record store day and bought a record because i'm a good boy who supports local businesses and when i was finished paying the girl at the counter said "oh this is a classic :)" and i said "haha yeah" and immediately left without making eye contact
some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice im willing to make
>>220820885>It true because AI Okay your blatant lie is dismissed by us all. Go away
>>220820760even a lover like me cant explain it. it's really bizarre
>aioverview.png
mad how this lad can't fathom that someone got a cheap watch for cheap
>>220820884had a phase of wanking to wet t shirt contents a while ago. there was a site for it called realgirlsgonebad
itching my tit
>>220820841indescribably grim
>>220820909shut it you homo
heathermong is sperging out big time about the OP so he probably wanted to make one of his sexy black man edishes and got beaten to it LOL
no fucking way did some cunt post Gemini as proof of something
Proof? Uh.. AI or something?
>>220820916the AI magically gave the same price i paid for it? yeah total coincidence. what do you want, a receipt from 2002?
>>220820942false. Proper English grub that is. Health sustaining, life giving nourishment
nibbas really foaming at the mouth over someone getting a watch at a slightly cheaper price
no freaking way dude
you're all forgettting if he makes an OP with the same ugly woman image 11 times it literally means they ARE married
mind that Chinese Grenfell incident?never really heard much more about that did we
*answers a ringing red telephone*hello, you're through to /brit/?
>>220820944scream
I may be in love with a girl that doesn't love me back too but at least shes real and not a picture yeah
rorke to lad at work: nice coatlad: thanks, got it from debenhamsrorke: how much?lad: £40rorke: proof?lad: look onlinerorke: can you prove how much you paid for it?lad: sorry i didn't keep a receiptrorke: you're a fucking liar then you didn't pay £40 for it
/brit/ meetup
>>220820988hihow's it evening x
>>220821005why is love so hertzzzz
>>220821005This coming from the mong who makes AI pics of white women and black men
>>220821021*hangs up on you*
>>220820940post tit
nourishing my arse with a big nob
>>220821005looool OP shagged FIRMLY up his incel virgin anus.
having a poo later!!!
>>220821034You're autistic so you obviously can't comprehend it's satire
>>220820986SCREAMINGhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-41449611it's real
>>220821034I'm not actually heathermong I'm prisonmong, just chiming in with my own thoughts on the subject x
I'm worried about my car tyres before a big drive including country roads and motorways this coming week. But I don't just want to take it to a tyre shop or they will tell me to replace all 4 to make a sale. Do you lads have any ideas about how best to handle it?
jarvis, run a waybackmachine archival search on Debenhams coats then sort by RRP ascending
heathermong is incapable of lovehe has never loved a womani am sure he is asexual as well
dua lipa looks a bit like a manso fit
had a lovely bubble bath with extra bubbles. was lush x4
using my overwhelming positivty and slayness as a diva to destroy the negativity in this world
>>220821085um
>>220821038
>>220821054that's not what I meant but I'm glad you enjoyed ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Fuk_Court_fireIf we can get some laughing bradleys accompanied by >Wang Fuck someone feel free to line those up.
>>220821059scromiting
>>220820988gooooooood afternoon sar, I am calling from your bank
princess wand is itchy
Got physically retrained by 5 workers in the psych ward who preceded to pull my pants down butt naked and inject me with something in the arse
Who are we to stand between OP and Mrs. JPG?
>Wang Fuk
>>220821098straight into my bussy please
there's a thread on uk punting about women who do bareback (most women put bareback on their list of likes but most don't)question is, are these guys not scared of stds? you literally fucking a woman who fucks hundreds of men a year without condom
>letfypoooooooool, let me iiiiiin i need to poooooooo
Uh oh he saw a picture in the OP that wasn’t a sexy black man or a skyscraper so now he’s going to post the PURE SATIRE
>>220821123people who habitually go to prostitutes aren't the best critical thinkers
can't believe his name is donald fart
>>220821123>puntinghowlingwhy bother when you can shag an image file
just got word that rorke doesn't like kung fu fightingtroubling
>>220821130they are in fact using critical thinking and arriving at the conclusion that it's cheaper than going to the bar and paying a woman for drinks and taking her out on dates
>>220821144he finds it a little bit frightening
getting your wang sucked in the wang fuk when all of a sudden you smell smoke
fine day in londonistan
>>220821150ah yes that's what makes men turn to prostitutes instead of chatting up women, it's a cost thing
making a little song on my excellent mac mini m2
Business idea: go to Japan and shack in with a Japanese girl and over stay your visa until you get caught
need for speed most wanked
>>220821176biomass bridge
>>220821150one more step of critical thinking and they'd then clue in that wanking is free and doesn't end up with an STI
>>220821123>most women put bareback on their list of likeslolno, nowhere closeBareback punting is a bit dumb but there is one hot woman I've seen with Bareback on her "likes" list
Rorke thought Gale Wings still gave an increased stage of priority to flying type moves regardless of HP post Gen 6! He mad!
keyringcel, me. love decorating my keys don't i
>barebackJust get on the prep like the benders do
>>220821219adultwork 90% of the women tick everythingbareback, a levels, rimming (giving)then they get to your place and you can't even kiss them without paying "esstra" and they never agree to anal even if you offer them £100
this meeting is OVER!
Gay Pournemouth
sod it im just going to risk driving my car. its not due to rain. ive got to get an mot in the next month anyway and ill find out then.
just off to sleep for eternity
right that’s another arson attack on a jewish building. getting out of hand now
Lying down
>>220821294why'd you do that then
>>220821294Wonder if it were rorke or rasheed
>>220821244Bladee spoke of this
>>220821296liar
wanking my 0.73inch bwc with chopsticks
On that devil shit
>>220821296ktinm as i'm sitting
back hurts from sittingshall be retiring to the sofa for a bit of internet browsing on the phonewill come back latert. 38 year old with bad back
Footie about to kick off
I don't care if I go blind I don't need to see the price tag anyway
>>220821294Oy vey
you all really like this image of the man stood at the doorcam don't you?
>>220821310pack it in mate id never do that to the inventors of fish and chips>>220821313rasheeds because allah said so or khxmeinis/ivans on state orders
Wifeberg need my help to dry her arse, boobs and fanny when she got out the bath. What a lazy toad she is
>>220821343kicking the ball again are they?
>>220820910that shit is a sham
>>220821366believe that's the plan yeah
foolish arab never taste alcohol
Thinking about the bulgarfu
>>220821379we may never know what secrets coca cola holds
>>220821382the what? none of that paki nonsense here mate you're in an australian thread so speak australian
>>220821339same but im a bit younger than you. must be from too much wanking innit
chinamen everywhere
I’ve got a big heart, dangerous in this world. I may sleep now; look forward to my mentally ill dreams and night terrors where a lady with a king nose stands in my door way and whispers spells on me but I can’t quite hear what she’s playing at
Got myself on the feedee and feeder social media sites, might see if I can fuck some fatties
Just want to curl up in my incel bed and die
when i look in the mirror i see evil
is austria a real country or is it just some former region of germany that got separated off
Long, not king. :/
can't stop thinking about offing myself lol
>>220821428those are buildings mate
>>220821428poo river
gf reads smut just dont understand the appeal, also find it hard to imagine rubbing myself off reading a book
>>220821457Fret not man, life is a joke. You stopped laughing
>>220821457sc
fair amount of mentally ill posts being made
>>220821454greatest pranksterslittle man came up there, got the germs riled up, big war and they still get blamed for it
we at /brit/ condemn the senseless violence against the jewish community
>>220821457some joke in here about a British man wanting to kill himself but needing an off licenceoff licence like the shop but also a licence to suicide
Was hoping for seasideMARK birthday uploafs but he didn't do any yesterday nor has he uploaded today
>>220821490nigga think he the joker
this is genocide
>>220821513funny...
>>220821490oh no I'm much too much of a coward to do it, I just think about it a lot lol>>220821513quite funny is that
Africans have go away heat with me
>>220821521Jared Leto rapist joker
we at /brit/ support the sensible violence against the australian community
>>220821516not good. dead perhaps
smacking rorke silly
>>220821541omg is frankie 'pilled?
>>220821504haha i know what you're talking about
i drink too muc
where's the peekmeister general x
rorke morphing into some jesus type character
>>220821541>>220821541>>220821541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
I speak for all nations and individuals when I say fuck Jews and fuck Israel. Islam is dumb too but Jews are out of control right now. Fuck the Jews, boil them alive in hot tar and make them feel pain and punishment
had my dinnergoing to finish watching this film then watch a film and crack open the vino
>>220821552erm
*walks into thread wearing an outrageous tie*alri
not brushed my teeth since wednesday
>>220821594brushed mine yesterday morning
>>220821579
>>220821594grotty little slug you are
>>220821589adonbilivit
>>220821317im dressed up in keyrings im smoking i see things
>>220821589*nods, looks away* anyway yeah poo and piss and wanking
>>220821594get them brushed NOW
it's impressive how dogshit facebook's autotranslator isit's like 2010 google translate level
*laugh track*
>>220821585is it french?
the art of the pooey piss wank
me when i get jollibee
>>220821579yeah and I'll have a fush a chups please mate
no mate i dont want to display your parties sign on my window, please stop asking
steam billowing from rorke's ears as chatgpt won't generate the racial slurs required to make his manifesto a true coup de grace
Don't understand why you all think poo is funny
i'm a psychopath
>>220821639the wine is frenchthe film is british
Nazis singing follow the leader leader leader follow the leader and dancing in a conga line
got fucked by life rawnow I'm life pregnant with life's rapebabyand in this life there's no life rapebaby abortion
>>220821653bro has penis
>>220821640sometimes used to piss myself on purpose and wank my cock with the warm wet pissy undies afterwardnot anymore
sign up for my arse piss master class for just 9.99 a month i will teach you to poo wank scream roar
>>220821662thank you for your support
to tilde, poo smells are just a way of life, not a silly joke
>>220821656she should gain weight
any insidious wretch in?
>>220821688she can start by eating my arse
>>220821671so true and real
>>220821656fucking peng>>220821679fucking peng
>>220821693girls don't do that irl
a samurai has no goalonly a path
We should get some chicks in this thread, anyone agree?
>>220821567im so hungover but need to get back on it
nah probably not gonna pay my taxes
>>220821698perhaps if i asked nicely
Would a HSBC debit card work in Tokyo?
>>220821656i like a woman you can grab onto something
might watch a fillum
im a twisted demonic entity i worship evilim possessed by satan
there needs to be a charity for chopped uncs
>>220821721its the hangovewr cure just drink more.
>>220821729yesvisa is globally accepted
>>220821697I'd say the girl in the OP was more peng but I don't want him getting upset. That's his woman!
Slap them red and beat them black and blue
I'd rather let the entire ship sink than admit I just hit an iceberg
>>220821738how's year 9 going x
>>220821756Good to remain respectful
>>220821729dont see why not
test
Chewing a chewing gum
>>220821765
>>220821729https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Would%20a%20HSBC%20debit%20card%20work%20in%20TokyoNo problem frogposter This upstart search engine Google is quite good by the way. You fucking worthless incel cunt
>>220821757who
>>220821785LMAO
>>220821675not even waterboarding could get this out of me
im not mad, rorkeim just disappointed.
>>220821765do not make me unleash the beast within
>>220821785screaming
I don’t need this shit *levitates out of the thread as if by the grace of god*
i use duckduckgo actually
>>220821755>>220821769Thanks m8s>>220821785Why are you so mean
soy
I'm a vile incel freak who uses qwant and mojeek
Dunfy beat falkirk Another of mouseys predictions proven to be wrong but you'll still listen to him
grandad was telling me about how difficult it was buying a house when he was youngerdid an inflation calculator and the price was 3x lower than todaysenile bhenchod
>>220821817I use searx
back from the kinotorium
>>220821848>>220821848>>220821848
>>220821837laughed so hard some poo shot out
just know things, medont need to google
OP is a virgin who thinks a jpg is his girlfriend.
