2006 anime edition
leaving uni without a first, without a grad job and with my virginity
tilde's humiliation fetish again is it
I imagine every /brit/ poster is similar to Mark Corrigan in terms of how they operate in real life/brit/ is sort of like their Jeremy. A place they can TRULY be themselves
>>220823386Seen>Haruhi>Higurashi>Code Geass>Gintama>Death Note>KanonAll kino. Wasn't a big fan of endless 8 in Haruhi's second season though
>>220823433ah not i see i live in my own filth and will never have sex
>>220823433i'm a combination of mark and johnson in the sense that i'm autistic but also black
>>220823433I am definitely more Jeremy than Mark, I have female troubles moslty because I struggle to keep my weight down and don't want women to see my fat body and buried penis.
>>220823433An observation totally devoid of wit
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).
>>220823386>>220823422>>220823428>>220823433>>220823444>>220823465>>220823468>>220823469>>220823476>>220823477can we talk about Australia
>>220823433I'm more like Mark Renton
>>220823476Too true
>>220823433didn't he own his own flat in london and regularly talk to women
genuinely though what do you do when someone is walking in the opposite direction to you on the footpath? Am I truly to say hello to every single god damn person who happens upon my path?
>>220823478go ahead but i have fuck all to say about Australia
>An observation totally devoid of wit
>>220823478Everything is upside-down there Harold and Lou Summer Bay
went to uni for three years and went out 1 (one) time in first year and never again
>>220823468fuck off are you black
>Haruhigood>HigurashiKino>Geassits ok>UtawareruPlay the VN>Gintamadecent but japs aren't that funny>Death noteGood>KanonRead the VN>ariaGood>zeroshite>NHKkino>black lagoonKino
>>220823492would rather be homeless than live in a croydon flat
>>220823478whos your favourite australian survivor, australian of the year, mafsa couple and aussie gold hunter
Fush und cheps
>>220823494Smile if it's a fit woman or a pensioner, otherwise just thousand yard stare ahead of you like no one is there
>>220823433I play up a lot for the /brit/ crowd to get more (You)s
>>220823512well a little bit
currently reading ARIA in moon runes
>>220823386On that list I haven’t seenKanonAriaBlack LagoonGintama may count too as I’ve barely seen the original season but have seen the later ones
maybe that one episode where he's really depressed and drinks 1664 in his pyjamas, yeah
Australians start to sound normal the more you listen to them, but the New Zealand accent is genuinely bizarre. No hate ofc, just an observation.
>>220823478put the shrimp on the barbie and get me a fosters mate
when i fuck i be making sematary noises in my bitch ear aaauuuughhhh
>>220823546watch black lagoonone of my favourites, english dub is great too if you're into that
black jew called me 'the goydem'
>>220823386only seen black lagoononly know about fate/stay night WHORES
it's the episode of shameless where they bully Carl into getting circumcised
>>220823554I basically look exactly like this no joke
I will spam about Peep Show under the guise of saying you're like characters in it
just woke up
>>220823572blacks are the real jews from the bible
>>220823516i would'nt write on the death note... can't handle that kind of power
acceptable toys for an adult:carsbikesmusical instrumentsa cricket bata rugby ballchess board and piecespaintball gunsDIY tools
>>220823597morning mate xkettle is on
>>220823603acceptable toys for your mum:my dick lol
only aussie i know is bob katter. mental how a country that big has close to 0 cultural exports
>>220823603big vibrating plastic cock
alright, fess upwho sissified rorke
for men cumming is just like a pee that you must do at least once a month
>>220823568Been on my “I’ll get around to it” list for ages, it and Kanon are the most likely of those listed desu
good things about me:penis sizeleg hairgot A*s in my a levelswill these help me to get a good job?
>>220823623she's called rorkette now
>>220823616>0 cultural exportswhat about that new sport where they run head first into each other
unacceptable toys for an adult:anything a child can safely and competently use
Is England/UK secular? I mean it has a state religion, anglicanism.
>>220823642ye you can be the male sasha grey. the rare porn star who gets out clean because they're smart
you can see secondary sexual responses pupils widening, nipples hardening as she gets attention from photographers
>>220823656we're not having this debate right now we're talking about peep show
>>220823664can she her bulge
>>220823667I am genuinely asking
>>220823664i hate “celebrities” so much it’s unreal
>>220823657usually the famous porn stars are quite bland looking but she had a nice bubble arse, would have love her shit pipe wrapped around my sir willard
>>220823664being in america for 2 years has already turned her into a slag
just saw what had to be a man in his 60s riding a moped with L plates
wonder if wiley and ye have ever met
>>220823683well you can genuinely fuck off lad
of all the things 4chan has influenced me into trying, i've never once watched anime in my life and never will
to sad about Spurs too post proply
doing a virgin seethe
>>220823708Rorkes da escaping Cheadle>>220823723Answer you fuck
transvestites, mandem in disguise is genuinely a genius bar pissed myself the first time I heard it
>>220823724What about gay sex?
>>220823724anime is for autists because it's so earnest
>>220823616apologise
poo
>>220823708that's not too bad because he's probably having fun with something newthe worst is when you overtake a learner and it's someone in their 30s driving
>>220823747considered it but dont want AIDS
incellism with chinese characteristics
>>220823763thought she was rimming an outrageously hairy man
>>220823755I’ve been told I’m very young looking so I hope someone didn’t notice I was a 30 year old learner when overtaking me
*posts an utterly bland dull post that gets zero (You)s*"hmm, shadowbanned again I see!"
>>220823755ktimwhen i did theory it was mostly 30s and up some in 20s and no teens
Anime is excellent I love it and I don't have autism
>>220823616what about the rick and morty parody. that was pretty good.
Everytime a woman starts rimming the bloke in the porn vid I immediately turn it off, do not get how that is appealing to watch in any way.
>>220823755>>220823792>>220823804KTWBM this will be me
got my driving licence a month ago but shan't be driving because I can't afford a car x
>>220823782i like this post
>>220823823porn exists to desensitize young men to faggotry
>>220823807all troonards have autism. concrete thinking is why you dont understand bisexuality
please remember to vote in the upcoming local elections
Don't reply, he only posts to get (You)s, don't reply, don't reply, don't reply, don't reply.Do. Not. Reply.
>>220823823Porns attempt to slowly turn people gay >hmm maybe I should get my arse rimmed>bloke looks to be having fun when she sticks her finger in there too>…>yes I want big manly willies in my arse
i have watched animeyesterday wo uttatekind of got to me
tilde getting on and posting>I I love anime and cuddly toys but please don't make fun of me teeheewhole time his little willy's twitching
rorke we all know you want to be rimmed
>>220823838>>220823848No, that is not why it exists, and no the world isn't flat and yes we did land on the moon and no there aren't any lizard people.
>>220823840Can't lad. No elections in my area.
dont know what to do now
>>220823616Have you ever heard of the Young brothers?
dogberg rubbing his arse on my bedsheets again. mucky little cunt he is.
>>220823881nigga lives in north korea
>>220823823It's in most porn now too wasn't like this a decade agothese zoomer porn slags are being made to do such weird shit even in mainstream stuff
Got AIDS from using a door handle after a gay tranny poof used it
>>220823823it's grotty
>>220823478The 2008 adventure movie starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman?
Mental how legitimately good Elton John is.
>>220823901Should've moved out instead of living with your dad then
orrddaaahhh!
remember august ames
That '2 times' song by Ann Lee is incredibly annoying because of the way it's edited, her quiet vocals have a stickiness to them that is incredibly annoying
>>220823881remember to move to london
East Asian girls…
He'll start samefagging 'done him' now
Been watching anime so long I remember when it was a fight between different sub groups to be the first to get their translation out Rips were from tv broadcasts too so some were shit quality (tv Tokyo were always good) and if there happened to be a earthquake alert you’d have to wait days for a new rip since there would be a massive warning on screen for over a minute
>>220823915done him
>>220823831buy a used car and learn to fix it yourself
>>220823915Fuck off TildeEbin was right about you
>>220823931
>>220823823often its about degradation, but simultaneously escape as the woman can escape into the role of being a slut whose only job is sexually pleasure the man, the more extreme the sexual action, the more she can disassociate into the role, the more she disassociates into the role of a 'good little slut', the less she has to worry about being an adult in a big, scary worldthis is the juxtaposition and irony, in one sense feminism 'frees' women, in another sense, freedom can be so intimidating it can cause a backlash and an intense, inner desire to willingly be owned.or maybe she just thinks it makes his butt feel good and that makes her happy.
>>220823950oooo now it's getting...
the new ukraine :)
>>220823952does she do porn
>>220823909Sir Mayonnaise Mouth
>>220823967Reform slowly and steady
wonder if one day i'll ever think to myself "yeah i've actually had enough of this porn stuff it doesn't do it for me anymore" and just stop watching it out of sheer tediumdone it with weed, alcohol, and video gamesbut seeing peng naked girls is so primal it's impossible innit
Anyone else watching ufc tonight
>>220823891nun you could do about it
>>220823984the rebranded boriswave tory party
Think there might be something to the porn turning you gay thing, for a while I could only cum to anal vids. Never found a male attractive, but still...
Honey bring it close to myHoney bring it close to my lips, yeahHoney bring it close to myHoney bring it close to my lips, yeahHoney bring it close to myHoney bring it close to my lips, yeahHoney bring it close to myHoney bring it close to my lips, yeahIt's gotta be bigIt's gotta be big (I said)It's gotta be bigIt's gotta be big (I said)It's gotta be bigIt's gotta be big (I said)It's gotta be bigIt's gotta be big (I said)
my eye colour
Subhuman Tilde hates when you mention its ex-boyfriend Kyle aka Ebin
Anyone else watching wrestlemania tonight
>>220823915your dad's dead lmao
>>220823995no i'm not gay
>>220823907nah, we should talk about other aussie movies like uhhhhhh chopper and uh
>>220823987Literal elderly retired men are reply guys for porn slags on twitter, it never goes away mate.
Might clean my bedroom windows team bit of window cleaner and a cloth should do the trick eh
>>220824029mad max
Just lost everything
>>220824018>fake choreography Rather see some real KOsJUST BLEED
this prison documentary is quite good but makes you realise how hard it must be if you're thick. I think I'd be fine with the isolation, maybe take a comfy job there and befriend people by sharing my education skills with them. most of these lads are talking about how they left school at 12 and started doing petty crimes
>>220824046mans got pked in the wildy shi brutal
35% of brits dont own a credit card
>>220824029Priscilla Queen of the Desert is LGBTQ+ kino tbqhwy
Sick of living in the North of England. It's so cold and cloudy and wet and damp all the damn time.
>>220824078just avoid muriel's wedding
>>220824036Old gits didn’t have access to so much porn in the past, must’ve been gooning daily the moment they figured out how to use the internet
>>220824079it cheap
>>220824079i live in sunderland and it's been lovely all day
Rorke says he dislikes "jeets", but actually Rorke and Indians have a common dislike: Muslims. If Rorke were to actually meet a Hindu Indian, maybe they would bond over their shared dislike of Muslims.
this one has been on heroin since he was 15 he says. he must be simply too thick by now to navigate the prison system and cope with it
photo of poo eye lad
>>220824071smart of them. only useful if your income is high
Born in Wales living in Shropshire me
>>220824089Not good, I take it?
>>220824071
of course he's on the vapes because he's bored. they're allowed books and consoles to play all the games in the world but that's not enough for him
insane to me man in prison get free video games and consoles
>>220824126mental how cute women exist and I've never had gf
>>220824162They let me have an Xbox series x in the psych ward
my favourite kind of /brit/ post? the non-sequitur post about a niche interest, extra points if its basically meaningless if you have no interest in the niche interest at all
ya know what, rorke? ya go griti like that.
>>220824188mate that wasn't an Xbox series X it was a full frontal lobotomy they gave you
>>220824091it is but i dont think thats a great reason>>220824098just Lancashire thats been shite all day then
ah, my crepes are done
>>220824090it's more embarrassing when you realise how many of them would have been aware of the internet for business before it even caught on with the public in the 90sthey didn't hear about the internet 20 years after zoomers were born into it, moulded by it
is the new "THE BOYS" any godo
Toil tomorrow fuck my grim life all day Sunday shift mental health deteriorating rapidly oh fucking great
>>220824188did you bring it in yourself? the psych ward i was in had an xbox 360. some guy had a switch but he brought that in himself
>>220824220idk i haven't watched it
>>220824221attention seeking
>>220824211you go timpson?
egads my crepes are ruined
thoughts?
think one of my housemates threw out some leftovers I had in the fridge including the dish it was in
rorke starting a based porn podcast
>>220824211>ah, my crepes are done
>>220824231Well I ordered it off Amazon to the psych ward
>>220824238Everyone posts here for attention if you didn't want attention you'd be typing your /Brit/ posts into a Microsoft Word document and not sharing it with anyone
mad how not a single foid has ever wanted to have sex with me
>>220823931Eurasian girls...
>>220824260gay porn
>>220824256filipin heck!
>>220824277Wish you did that you ugly tranny
>>220824269side note: they're probably the whitest party 2bh
got my tummy out
>>220824284Good post
>>220824256yeah because theyre all living here now
>>220824293kek
>>220824302scrum
mad that one of the two sides in the Sudan civil war just proudly hates black peoplelmao
>>220824277you're the only one who posts here with a trip to constantly talk about how shit your little tranny life is
did actually plan on trooning 10 years ago lolmental that
>>220824162I remember in school we took a trip to a local jail once time and they had tvs and ps2s in their cells. I reckon it made a couple of lads want to commit crimes and get locked up in the future.
>>220824284>White people fetishising usShe's talking about you mate
Playing Dark Souls. Leave me alone
>>220824302did that austic cunt
>>220824310make sure to vote in the upcoming local electionsyou can get your mum to proxy vote for you if you're too shy
>>220824339From what I understand these coal black mf’s argue who’s more Arab since they’re Muslim they view it more Arab = better
they always talk about white men fetishising asian women when the opposite is way more common
>>220824283Yes they did, they're just shy x x
>>220824339why do they hate themselves
>>220824365*tickles your belly*
nothing funnier than east asians trying to get in on the minority grift
>>220824380because they're black
>>220824357Naught wrong with the ps2, plenty of variety to play
Absolutely mental to think that the redditflaggers also spam heatherpaedo’s dogshit gimmicks
egg
>>220824283not really our fault to be born ugly was it
paki pizza ordered
>>220824430had 4 of those cunts before
Feeling like Mark Corrigan on his wedding day to Sophie, just sat here thinking about every decision that got me to this point and realising I actually have to live with them
long line outside the gherkin rn
>>220824432ugly women do something about it Clav showed it's possible for men too
>>220824337fucking bitch
>>220824452your mum must be offering a half price discount
>>220824432you did something bad in a past life
>>220824323raccoon lookin ahh
>>220824464sc
>>220824456clav was never ugly
Back the Blue
>>220824323timmy's crush
>>220824464lol
>>220824483es son piquey blinditos
>>220824464SCRAEMING
>>220824496that's not how he tells it
>>220823831Get a banger
could do some drinking i suppose
I'm glad the BBC are now clearly labelling female sport in the title of pages and programmes. Before they would call it 'FA Cup' and trick you into thinking it was the men. Are they due to have their charter renewed and trying to keep us happy?
>>220824283maybe start by thinking of them as women
JUST BE YOURSELF BRO
>>220824498sup mouldie
working tomorrow, picked up a shift like the good goy I am
>>220824497my brother has a selfie with her lol
Clav is exempt from ugly freak status due to not being a manlet
>>220824464LMAO
>>220824552what do you think a foid is dickhead x
Got an 8:30 rez at Burger King
sorrySpurs Fans ..your team WillBeRelegatedthisSeason Ok !!
>>220824551someone probably complained that they were looking for the women's and couldn't find it
understand looksmaxxing, but apparently clav is on a cocktail of drugs that means he could die if he eats cheese
hi
Never get offered extra shifts because I refuse to be in the work group chat simple as
>>220824586a misogynist term meaning 'a female-like human'no need to sign your posts
>>220824464rinsed him like a dishwasher
>>220824614all for external validationquite sad
going to cook butadon for dinner
>>220824602:(
What -maxxings are you into ATM lads?
i'm doing looksminning
>>220824631do you think guys who get laid aren't also misogynists
it goes like this:rib n saucy > nice n spicy > scampi n lemon
>>220823386never even began for zoomers
>>220824605maybeLike everyone else in the country, I still won't be watching female rugby of course, but at least they're using the right titles
>>220823386Death Note is so kino
>>220824668they aren't incels
>>220824677sick to bastard death of seeing that curly haired bint on the bbc sport page. they're running a story about her every day
just found a small spiky leaf in my slipper! it spiked my foot!!
Only found out the other day that scampi is lobsters
>>220824631loool done his incel arse
>>220824709hmm, genuinely didn't know that
>>220824708are you being a big boy about it
>>220824337dont like this performative domo revival kill women
>get a pedicure>paint nails>wear an anklet>buy expensive shoes>noooooooooooo!!! why are men looking at my feet it's so grooossssswomen can fuck off, fucking enigmas
clavtimmy injecting himself with 20 research chemicals to get a kiss in the clubskinny illiterate small boat cronem snapping tings left and right LOL
dadberg refused to buy me littlebigplanet and to this day I don't know why'not getting that nonsense, sorry'
>>220824748not their fault you got a fetish at school
I have a drinking problemDrinking 7 bottles of Chardonnay a dayOnly Chardonnay as I have a refined palate I can't stand the other junk
ziedtimmy peekin
>>220824753wanted you to ask for resistance or battlefield not that poof shite
>>220824753that must have been difficult for a 25 year old boy to cope with
>>220824750going out tonight chodie?
>>220824725I always thought scampi was some type of fish
>>220824778what do you do with the empties
randomly get hit, at times, with the reality that the past existed and that the people saw and walked around and breathed and felt their day as the present as we doits a strange sense, makes one feel both happy and sad simultaneously
>chodie
>>220824811no toadie u ?
>>220824705She has mulatto boyfriend Not even joking
>>220824827Toss them over the garden fence
>>220824820he was probably a teenager in the 60s, this behaviour should not be shocking to him
Timmy always fuming at the Belgian lol we love to see it
>>220824847yeahyou spending your evening posting with the timmies then?
>>220824827Put them in the recycling binI'm a disgusting alcoholic, not a litterer
>>220824766fuck off female
doing a rather smelly poo
was basically getting molested by this rough but attractive slag at a pub last night but I got scared and left the pub and all but ran awaysuch a stupid fucking incel TWAT me x
>>220824847haha yeah same as always then, mouldie
>>220824848shame really as she's the only sportswoman I'd fuck
>>220824886Not him but why the fuck would a female ever post on /brit/
>>220824847remember you said you don't go out because there's nothing to do? lol
>>220824911fakecel
reminder that tilde likes ziedy because he thinks 'timmy' refers to people who like tim
>>220823468you need to go back
>>220824920Attention
>>220824911>rough but attractive slagsounds scary, in fairness to you
>>220824927the club scene is deadyou would know if you actually went out
>>220824939>because he thinks 'timmy' refers to people who like timNo he doesn't, he is well aware of what it meansHe acts daft so that people can rip the pish out of him, because it's a big humiliation fetish for him
>>220824939Not really. Tilde just likes any attention, negative or positive. And Ziedy gets a lot
>>220824959doesn't stop the cronem from having a good time does it?suppose you'd rather post on 4chan
>>220824951they get that just by existing
dadberg poo steaming and got the jamiroquai on full blast and dancing in the living roomlove dadberg
>>220824998Go and suck him off
>>220824964weird post
genuinely nothing more disgusting than mixed babiesthe little half niglets always look like literal chimps
First 400 post /brit/?
>>220825020Trvke
>>220824984sooo why dont you go out then?
>>220825035newrunt
rum hairline
>>220825010would rather not 2bh
The post count, lads...
eating some peach flavoured sweetiesthey are yummy got them from farm foods
love it when you can tell he's genuinely rattled
Crazy how /brit/ can have 400+ replies but not a single bird in the thread
>>220825040i just told you im going out tonightenjoy spamming this general all night lol
>luxury sweet
>>220824597let's see rorke's card
>>220825077luv me farmfoodsget big packs of energy drinks and chigaco town microwave pizzas
>>220825097>>220825097>>220825097>>220825097
>>220825093cool have fun mate
>>220825104Early
>>220825118you too cuckoldie x
