Natasha Kaplinsky edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfDtFNg1Evklooks quite pleasant ngl x
noodles for tea i guess
to be honest lads i’m quite fucking mad knowing a billion forreners were invited here
ziedy needs to have some Calm Down Time, so he will be finding an old 350+ /brit/ thread on the catalogue and will be spamming it for the next 15 minutes
>luxury sweet
>>220825097neoliberal teeth
henry lost
>>220825133he only does that because there's nothing to do outside
Top 5 blacked scenes, go
*audience laugh*
>>220825130cool
Well lads. You going to test your knowledge of black British music?
>One in three young men now live with their parents, ONS data shows>The data shows 35% of young men aged 20-35 were living with their parents - more than young women (22%), although the rate in both groups has been increasing.
>>220825155ziedys mum 1-5
It will be sandwiches for tea tonight team as I have to be up early for work tomorrow
This will the first ever 400 post thread on /brit/!
>>220825169it really makes you think
>>220825144romanian >>220825164link?
>>220825170pooscream
>>220825155top 5 epic blacked momentscoming in at number 5 we have rorke getting blacked up the arse
>>220825173that's no excuse to live like a runt
>>220825102It was my first time going in there, I got a big bottle of ketchup for half the price of a normal bottle.Quite the bargain I'd say.
>>220825176remember that soyj*k thread that got like 1000 posts
>>220825169Hate women
>>220825164E-E-English girl name Fee-oh-naw!
>>220825170sc>>220825188s
>>220825164YEAH YEAH YEAH IM STILL ABOUTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPZ
Current Account: 16.5kBonds: 11kStocks and Shares ISA: 26.6kCash ISA: 52kLifetime ISA: 12.5kPension: 18.5k NGL lads, starting to feel pretty richCompound gains are starting to pile up
frunk
>>220825199oh it lush
will we be buying forza horizon 6 lads?
>>220825229gis a tenner
>>220825229why bother keeping 16k in a current accountwhats it for
>>220825164Great songs like "Oh My Days Bix Nood Muhfugga" produced by Cohenstein Records of London
we are stepping over them
Current Account: 17.5kBonds: 12kStocks and Shares ISA: 27.6kCash ISA: 53kLifetime ISA: 13.5kPension: 19.5k NGL lads, starting to feel pretty rich (probably a bit richer than that other lad)Compound gains are starting to pile up
sup mouldie
>>220825246noonly liked the one in england
Got to feed the catberges and change their shitboxes soon
>>220825097corr read me the news mummy
>>220825254I'm lazyI am slowly moving it into more productive accounts
*opens up the /brit/ search engine*How do pensions work?
janitor he's compounding
WrestleMania tonight!!!
This time babyI'll beBulletpoo
>>220825246Set in Wapan? Could be kino
>>220825263Knew some seething povvo would reply with this lol
roke
Might go to a FarmFoods soon it sounds very seasideMARK coded
Might put the Time Tourist on
rorke isn't real
current account: £600
>>220825314he also nonced that disabled girl. you going to follow him on that as well?
no one:not a soul:tilde: new anime mug in the post team!leftypol:jk rowling:blacked.com:reform:rylan:rorke: Aserejé, ja, dejéDejebe tu dejebere seibiunouvaMajavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Shy autists are honestly ideal for prostitutes
>>220825326get it spent
>>220825333She took advantage of Mark get your facts right
>>220825337sc
Current account: 5kStocks: 70kRetirement: 35k>bonds, isa, etcI’m not a pussy I’ll ride those highs and lows
>>220825333If you’re talking about seasideMARIE she didn’t have a learning disability she was just thick and and pretty much used Mark, not the other way around.
>>220825337this meme is so retarded yet I 'sc' everytime
Current account: £1 more than yours
sup seanie
>>220825097>Kaplinsky's paternal grandparents wereJewish, originating from the town ofSlonim(then part ofPoland, now located in westernBelarus), who emigrated to South Africa in 1929.
>>220825300rattled
>>220825367>Stocks: 70kwhat's your 'ortfolio?
I keep 100 in my current account everything else goes in my savings, got about 29k in there nowdon't really now how to invest n that so I just get paid and after bills I safe the rest while keeping 100 for like bits and that if I fancy it
I'm rorke
>>220825284can you be more specific
halo 2
no one:not a soul:leftypol: I like floral patterns on my clothes and cage fighting equally
put £2k in my Vanguard fund last month during the dipfeeling very comfy right now
Current Account: £175,000Bonds: £120,000Stocks and Shares ISA: £276,000Cash ISA: £530,000Lifetime ISA: £135,000Pension: £1,950,000Somewhere along the way, I stopped “saving money” and started quietly building a mildly concerning financial ecosystem.
Got 3k in the current account, 11k in the ISA and £100 in the second current account me
cringe my fucking arse off thinking about the embarrassing shit I've done in my life
Any neoliberal bulls logging in?
>>220825413Project on! It’s easy to get to where I am with some financial discipline mate, I was like you a few years ago :)
>>220825433GAYLO 2
Here come all the multi millionaires
hi um bunnies
>>220825414Rolls RoyceBAENvidiaS&P 500Vanguard developed worldRest is split between Google, Amazon, and Vanguard developing worldWon’t list the ones I used to have and gave up on (like Microsoft, useless jeet cunt company)
just scranned 8 tortilla wraps
alright fuck it just put £2k more in my Lifetime ISAalready maxxed it for the new financial year lol
>>220825481um bunny is busy call back later
Current Account: a million poundsBonds: a million poundsStocks and Shares ISA: a million poundsCash ISA: a million poundsLifetime ISA: a million poundsPension: a million pounds
>Project on!
redditflags broken again
added isa to the filter list another dire gimmick I won't have to see again
um whats up my niggas
borp
just put £2000 in the ISIS
>Pension: 18.5k
>>220825511Spare us a tenner?
£75 to my name me and shall be getting the beers in tonight
>>220825539screamo
I'm sorry everyone.....
Just maxed out my ISAs
>>220825481
>>220825542what's so funny
starmer won't be getting a penny of it
just maxed out Isa's fanny with my cock
using my overwhelming positivity and slayness as a diva to destroy the negativity in this world
>>220825572why would you put money in a pension it won't be worth shit all by the time you retire at age 80
Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.Raise the Lifetime ISA allowance to £5,000 per year (plus a 25% government top-up for a cool £6,250 per year).Remove all non-Whites from Britain.Freeze the NHS budget for 5 years.Freeze the State Pension for 5 years.Implement a Department of Eugenics. Depopulate India and Africa.
jet fuel can’t melt steel beans
>>220825575stock ISA?
>>220825579ibou
Just bought a £48 steak and called it dinner. Went in for a look, came out with the whole thing. Saw it, liked it, sorted it.
invested £20 in superdrug products my portfolio consists mostly of shampoo, conditioner and body lotion
>>220825571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7xrm0Qm14she should do this voice again :<
>>220825610alri warren buffet
>>220825596You forgot >Fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>220825449Why would you have 175 grand sat in your current account?
>>220825615Hi Loving
>>220825610the population of brown people is increasing so i predict you'll be bankrupt soon
>>220825610Always best to invest in yourself x
yes nigga i'm black
Rorke maxing out his ISALeftypol maxing out Umbolo Jamawolo's ISA
>>220825605yes
>>220825615i can't tell what type of jew she isshe speaks fluent spanish but has an ashkenazi last nameneed to import a million of them
hi /brit/ i've got a milliond quid in my bank account haha
>>220825617When it's about time to go home
shes argentinian i bet her granddad was a nazi
Yeah okay this money gimmick was funny the first few times now it's just stale
>>220825610get some Viagra and Minoxidil x
*sings a cover of the song "Something" for Employed Woman* *the song by The Beatles*
the bank accountget mogged
>>220825629For small daily purchases
had massive fuck off bowl of spaghetti for tea mere hours ago and the garlic farts are already upon me. relentless. windows fogging up and everything
used to be a 6 figure net worth guy like you before i bought the incel flat
White people are supposed to be smart! Fuck instagram and 4chan
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
>>220825692corr lend us 10gp lad
my net worth is 6 figures if we ignore the student loans ill never pay back :)
>>220825659lend us a tennerd
japs are getting heemed on xitter by russians and brazillians btw
Cider. Pint of.
>>220825164funny how 'black music' basically relied on the saxophone and piano, just about the only two instruments provably invented by huwhite men
>>220825703what happens when he dies of a heart attack because he's a gypo with a poor lifestyle
>>220825719Um
>>220825692you are poor in runescape and in real life
>>220825677you contributed to it you cretin
>>220825677what's the ALDI pension contribution?
movies where the bad guys where actually the good guys in the movies
>>220825738thought this said cumtributed it
£315 uc came in yesterday so I could buy shower gel againit's all lush
>>220825703Truly a mind ahead of our time
>>220825719based if not AI
>>220825748No idea I don't pay attention to stuff like that
pension cumtributions
>>220825719
funny seeing how parties evolvestarts off with people shaking hands, being polite, trying to make first good impressionsthen 2 hours later after the booze has been slurped and the coke has been sniffed everyone's pouring out their insecurities, talking about their sex life, making fools of themselves
get the cum tribute ban cum tributed
>>220825771alas
I’d love to see a documentary on a nonces experience in UK prisons.Do they immediately just go to seclusion and spend years trying to avoid any contact with other prisoners? Also it must be a strange experience knowing all the guards you interact with know you are a filthy nonse
We're all watching WrestleMania tonight ok.
>>220825367got 220k in my vanguard myself
>>220825794what a nonce freak thing to say
>>220825760Big Hero 6
>>220825791
>>220825787grim
>watching some yank sitcom from the 90s>it's not even that funny I'm just head over heels in love with this girlwhy are italian american girls so peng-a-leng-a-leng
>>220825488>Nvidia>S&P 500>Vanguard developed worldyou're either a spastic with rich parents or just straight up lying anyone who invests can see this
>>220825787Wouldn't know as I haven't been to a party since my teenage years
>>220825772why not? it is free moneydoes ALDI give you private health insurance?
>>220825797I want to like wrestling, and some of the fights are good, but there's a lot of boring ones. I watched about half of last year's ones and the fights were mostly shit on the first day and I couldn't be arsed watching the second.
>>220825164doesn't Clive Myrie present the Proms?So he listens to Mozart as well as Stormzy?ODD fellow.
me on the bottom right
>>220825830gp
>>220825719she is probably in heat
>>220825839Don't know that one either. You get paid breaks there I know that
>>220825703Will always have good memories of this post, had a fucking miserable day, then this got posted and I was howling my head off
>>220825854He doesn't listen to Stormzy, though he occasionally sticks a De La Soul CD on in the car so he can stay in touch with the youth x
honestly dont get how adults can watch wrestling
>>220825787What is up with normalfags in this country being fucking obsessed with cocaine?One of the most degenerate drugs you could possibly do IMO. Just drink beer like an ordinary person.
>>220825229>Cash ISA: 52kyou don't feel this is a tad inefficient lad? I understand 0% risk is appealing but just dumping all that into the ftse will very likely get you 2x the 4.5%/yr you're getting on thatand given it's an ISA-ISA transformation it'll still be tax free.
>>220825787last party i went to was 16 years ago when i was 19 years old, was sniffing mkat off a neyo cd case with a fat slag
>>220825771she's a figure skater, her feet are fucked
>>220825856*walks past you looking straight ahead*
>>220825575i don't think the way vanguard does their "return rate" is accurate
>>220825829Isn't that the woman from Breaking Bad? Also Americans will only show attractive people on TV, they had seeing ugly people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sug4QLrwk-YWhich is it?
I bank with Barclays and wouldn't have it any other way
>>220825909no she's not in breaking bad
>>220825856The reality is the man on the top will still have absolutely 0 experience with women if his shyness is bad enough to prevent him from making a move.Women do not ever, under any circumstances, make the first move. Even when they're drunk out of their minds and grinding on you in the club, they still want YOU to be the one to grab their face and start kissing.And in a dating scenario they will get sick of you and dump you if you're too anxious to initiate sex eventually.
>>220825905*sprints after you and runs between your legs while letting out an impish giggle*
>>220825904she's posted bare leg pics a few times and her shins look like a dartboard
>>220825907Where do you cunts get all this money, inheritance?
>His entire personality is his job title. Ask him what he does for fun and he pauses. Hobbies from his twenties are "things he used to do." Weekends are laundry and meal prep for the week ahead. Hasn't done anything spontaneous in 3 years because everything revolves around the rota. He's 31.ktim
>>220825899>sniffing mkat off a neyo cd case with a fat slagprobably the most based sequence of words i have ever read in my lifewould literally drop to my knees and kiss your feet in real life
Employed Woman has, how you say, face like man
black people think sniffing coke is junkie tier
>>220825932>Women do not ever, under any circumstances, make the first movewomen doing that is the only reason im not a virgin
>>220825932I'm not ugly, 6 foot, in shape etc but only lost my virginity at 30 and have little to not contact with women because I'm a shut in. Even if you're a 10/10 chad, if you're not in situations where you can get a gf like sitting at home, it won't happen.
>>220825938for me personally its being a 35 year old virgin thats earned 50k a year for the past 10 years and barely spent any of it
>>220825954and body like man
/tv/ always delete sydney threads
wtf is going on in here then
>>220825965australian women aren't really women though are they
>>220825834I got Nvidia pre-split, been a massive earner for me, think it was $700 at the time
>>220825938yes a little leg up from parents but mostly savingsi'm a software engineer and spend almost nothing so i manage to save around 40k a yeari made 150k in the 4 years after covid
>>220825956One thing I do agree with negroes on is that a blowjob is a more intimate act than penetrative sex. For most African Americans, a blowjob is something that happens between partners, AFTER they've had sex, whereas for Europeans it's something you do as a warm-up to sex.I'm team nigger on this one.
>>220825968Fair play then, I'd rather have the money than sex desu
having sex with one of my hands
mental how much piss my bladder can hold
Catberg belching after her tea
ladies of /brit/, would you shag rorke
>>220825989there are pornstars who refuse to kiss
>>220825965Maybe it's different in Australia. You lot have a bizarre culture. I know there are some third-world countries (like Brazil) where women are more sexually aggressive.But in the UK? Women don't ever make the first move. Or, more accurately, they sometimes THINK they're "making a move" but their definition of "making a move" is just looking at you across the room or some shit. The man has to actually initiate the romantic or sexual encounter in every circumstance. So, shyness can actually turn you into a perma-virgin even if you're 10/10 god-tier Adonis-level attractive.
hors e
black pussy friggen changed mex
>>220825976fuck off cleanshirt
got the tendonitis of the elbow
>>220825938I'm only 200k but for me as a working class chimp with a cleaner mum and cab driving dad>Dadberg & Mumberg saved up 30k and just gave it to me when I was 18 (did the same for my brother)>Applied for max mainteance loan all 4 years of uni even though I didn't need it (I knew on Day 1 I'd never pay it back and you only see a real advantage once the loan is 100% gone)>Live in London and got a STEM degree from a RG so got a decent data analyst job, entering higher tax band with less than 2 years experience>Never go out and spend anything, also live with parents and what little money I do spend I'm jewy with it using Aldi/Lidl and not getting takeaways or fancy clothes>Max out the S&S ISA each time (20k/year)that's how it's done
>>220825956people famed for crack addiction look down on charlie do they. curious.
>>220826004piss into a big pyrex and post pics so we can measure how much
>>220825760Come and See
>>220826021thats incel cope
>>220825987What language? I lost my job last year, was C++ and remote, I'm fucked now the market is horrendous.
>>220826021>So, shyness can actually turn you into a perma-virgin even if you're 10/10 god-tier Adonis-level attractive.went too far here
>>220826019london keyesalways with the fake kisseswould love to slobber all over face the dirty japanese cunt
>>220826055Aussies do NOT suffer
>>220826019If there's no kissing that's how you know it's shit-tier porn.Unfortunately most porn with kissing is Verboten now because it was mostly amateur stuff and that all got erased during the Great Porn Purge of 2020.
>>220825968Any plans? Might as well blow it all on coke and hookers
>>220826010love all our little creatures
pissing into a container and letting it dry and doing "something" with the "crystals"
If you know you know
>>220826039>also live with parentsYou jammy git that's how you've done it.
>>220826010Knuckles!
im asset rich but cash poor
all these explanations for the high savings boils down to one thing: i don't have a gf
>>220825990money doesnt have much value when you have no reason to spend it, even investing feels pointless when you dont have a future
Unc's shit himself again
>>220825144it's capshe's polish
>>220826058>I'm fucked now the market is horrendous.is it thoughI mean the broad market period is, national insurance employer contributions sky high, employers rights bills, labour going kamikaze on workers whilst thinking they're helping them as is their signaturebut I heard from some headhunters that your industry is actually doing alri, despite all the AI fearsin fact you get a few AI CI/CD accolades under your belt they'll probably be fighting over you
>>220826071one of them didnt happen in australia, maybe i have a vibe that makes women want to approach me
ktimmers
>>220826058rust and kotlin (not android, backend)you ain't getting a job these days everyone's getting fired because of 'gptdesu i rarely write code any more just put a prompt in and post on /brit/ while codex does the work
>>220826095then who was fridge???
>>220826099tell him to clean it up
>>220825932Your only experience with women is through escorts mate wind it in.
>>220826095it’s a different fridge jeremy
look at that nigga go!
>>220826075dno last christmas i made a 5k donation to the donkey sanctuary, reckon thats more my pace
>>220826092or any mates. or any hobbies.lots of savings though - to do fuck all with it seems.nice to have financial security though i guess
>>220826085some sort of bollock device
>>220826087well yeahon the one hand I don't shag but on the other I don't have to sacrifice a third of my salary just to liveA lad I work with lives with 3 people twice his age. These poor cunts are renting in their 40s and 50s.Not coping but I dare say that's quite a bit sadder than living with your parents and not shagging. eh on second thoughts it's probably about even
>>220826085
>>220826125You're thinking of former Portsmouth and Fulham midfielder Papa Bouba Diop, who was nicknamed 'The Wardrobe'
>>220826117anders breivik died?
>>220826085be funny if it was literally fuck all
>>220826148I save towards getting my own incelflat, then I’ll save again to get enough to retire safely Hope somewhere during all this a gf somehow appears
>>220826134love how close they let you get when you find them in the wild they really dont gaf
My bot bot hurts after some bad poos
>>220826105It's fucked if you're at the junior end, if you have 10 years experience in a language or whatever then you'll be fine.>>220826119Yeah I think AI is contributing to why junior jobs are suffering, I did a PM course last year and got some qualifications and I'm trying to get into that but that isn't easy either. I realised I don't really give a shit about coding and would be happy never having to do it again.
>>220826055No, incel cope is when people lie and say "looks/height are all that matters". True and intelligent people know that confidence, charisma, social skills etc are the only things that matter.>>220826064It's the truth. A woman is never going to come up to you and forcibly kiss you, nor is she going to drag you into the bedroom, strip off your clothes, and forcibly plant her vagina on your penis. If you're too anxious to escalate things physically, you will be a virgin forever no matter what you look like.Now, it's true of course that an extremely attractive man is more likely to develop confidence with women at an earlier age and thus would be more comfortable initiating. But this isn't what happens in all cases. If you have high-functioning autism/aspergers then you can develop a mental wall that prevents you from approaching women due to extreme fear of rejection, and attractive people are just as likely as anyone else to be born with autism.
>>220826175>flatbad idea. avoid leasehold if you can.
>Tottenham winninggrim
>>220826177wonder if they think people are weird kangaroos
>>220825887feels good for a few minutes and makes you chattyalso nice social ritual doing bumps or lines togetherdoesn't feel anywhere near as good now as when I was first doing it
LGBT people should not be allowed to raise children
Tactical milk incoming
hooting at all the gamblemongs betting on brighton
gf got spiked last night at the club :/, always thought it was a fake thing
i AM the woke right.
get the dogshit walls o’ text posted
>>220826193>It's fucked if you're at the junior end, if you have 10 years experience in a language or whatever then you'll be fine.do your own projects and have something tangible to show for it try and convince them that the work you want to do for them is actually your own hobby and thus it won't be perceived as work if they pile a bunch of shit on youdoing that and mentioning the word teamwork every 30 seconds works every time
>>220826202nothing ever happens
>>220826194not reading this mate, sorry
>>220826194wrap this tantrum up 2016mong
we aint reading that diddy shi
mad how adorable, cute, precious and cuddly little critters are, just mad
this crazy bugger in my town called the government's bluff and won
How about them spurs then?
>>220826230it is fake you think nibbas giving you free drugs bro she fucked a black guy and is blaming it on spiking you little gimp
>>220826260read every word of that
mad how much abuse EW gets
too comfy to get up and piss
boring threadbye!
>>220826177makes you wonder how intelligent they are
>>220826238>do your own projectsI genuinely have no interest in doing that and it makes fuck all difference anyway. Personal projects have never come up in any interview I've had since leaving my last job, all they care about is experience. I gave up applying for software jobs anyway, I've pigeonholed myself.
>>220826280he has a humiliation fetish
>>220826280she brings it on himself
>>220826238the problem is, almost all junior project are vibe coded slop. if i see a junior that can code i will hire him but most of them are just as bad as everyone else relying on ai without even reading their code
rain is coming.... pack smell like onion
>>220826286ktim, considering getting a catheter and dangling it out the window so I don't have to get up.
>>220826288bye
>>220826280he gets downvoted constantly on reddit toojust an annoying freak
>>220826296sc
>>220826280realised that he obviously writes his posts to give /brit/ something to make fun of him for so he has something to wank to and its making me sick
Need AI to take over so I'm not expected to look for work anymore
>>220826290they’re pretty fucking dumb tbqh haven’t you ever hit one on the highwaythey’ll literally go out of their way to jump in front of your car
let me post the peters
>>220826280trip on freak
>>220826322got the green and the goooooooooold
>>220826085gets the job done
got to have a camera shoved down my throat on the 25th :/had stomach ache on and off for 4 months straight now, shitting it a bit me
>>220826331You realise if that happens then the 1% will just kill you, right?They're not going to waste money or resources keeping the poors alive if they succeed in making us obsolete.
>>220826342sche is quite toboidal
>>220826342MY NAME IS TOBY MOTHERFUCKER
>>220826332this post is a false flag made by a koala to distract from how dumb they are
>>220826377Nah theyll keep us alive they just won't let us breed
>>220826327he 'accidentally' leaked his reddit on here bro actually has a humiliation fetish or somethng
>spuds
>>220826342that tobyx
watching get out (2017)
>>220826413good film
why does it deny being tilde
government should give toby a small parcel of land for his caravan and a couple horses, bro will never bother anyone again
tobinler
heard chihuahuas are angry little twats, but nanbergs chihuahua never growls or barks
The Seventh Byzantine gf edition
>>220826413Woke shite
>>220826413Refuse to watch it
>>220826413literal bnwo fetish film
>>220826370topman tuesda waster wenseday
this is Spurs heritage
the 'berge wants my coffee
>>220826429good one tilde
>>220826413>"what if wypipo were like blacks"
>>220826230How's she doing?My mates sister got spiked last year, put her in a bad mental state and she locked herself inside for about a year, don't think she goes out on the piss anymore
>>220821848>>220821848>>220821848
can the government stop me from eating peanut butter sandwiches already
>>220826413remember when this came out and /pol/ seethed about it endlessly. never watched it myself
>>220826413Peak first Trump term this
31 and my hairline is defo a little worse than a decade ago
>>220826468You should be deported
dullard racists
>>220826495If it's only a little worse then you're fine
>>220826501where?
>>220826495I'm turning 30 this year, hairline was ok until about 27 but it's getting noticeably worse now
>>220826515in the threadquite a few of them
>>220826527hadn't noticed
>>220826504cheers lad, posts like this are a diamond dozen
>>220826530this hurts me
>>220826536np lad
>>220826530such a grim video
>>220826554>>220826554>>220826554
NEW>>220826551>>220826551>>220826551
i don't understand why people say both that bugs are the future of our diets because meat is bad for climate change and also bugs will be the first to go as the climate changes
shit thread wins by a matter of seconds
>>220825097Literally the perfect woman.
