Femboy edition
HELLO EEJITS
>>220828211dire edish
who else here has a gf?
>>220828211gays will actually look at this and think "hmm yes i'm still straight because these just look like women to me"
are candice
Wonder how long it’ll take the redditflags cord to migrate
>>220828211why do they all have those stripey socks
>>220828211Germans look like THAT?!
>>220828208going to choose not to believe this as that stuff is mediterranean and they live a long time also I want to keep eating itsame reason I still smoke the ciggies
we literally live in a dystopian novel, but a really boring and poorly written one
>>220828300uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
>>220828300UMMMMMMMMMMMM
why do asmr creators upload so rarely not like whispering into a mic is difficult
>>220828211It's never like the movies, aye.
>>220828211right well these are all autistic men mindraped by the internet
>>220828300Imagine this is how your life turns out just some mental case in a care home wearing nappies
right well that's tim's bulge
hate when you're out with a group of people in a smoking area or whatever and everyone is chatting to each other but you haven't had a chance to jump in yet or you have nothing to add and you're sort of stood awkwardly outside the circle just sipping your beer, reacting or laughing at random chats hoping you can make your way in but the chance never comeshappened to me a while ago, out with a mate and all his mates, they were all telling stories and i was stood for about half an hour like a spastic until one of them said "anon you never speak"rage material
>>220828300he's going to post it again, isn't he
>>220828211Why is the leftmost one holding a mannequin hand?
>>220828300reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/you're going on there
Best Sopranos waifu. Simple as.
>SPUDS
2-2 with spurs lolx
>>220828300ffs not again
>>220828357>>220828367scr
big bongusyou've got three postsif they're not very good, you're going in the filterpost wisely
>>220828300why is rorke's willy hard looking at femboys
can't stop vomiting
>>220828360>So hes paid for himself to go into a home because he thinks he can't get aboutyou have no idea how much care homes cost do you
>>220828399it'll soon be over
I am bi but mostly gay and I'm looking back at a decade of arse sex with genuine regret, really feel like being gay genuinely isn't good and wish I could just be normalRecently ruined a relationship with a woman because she hated my fixation on anal
Spurs are FUCKED lol
>>220828412scromble
take it to /sp/
she love my tottenhum hot spuds
>>220828406*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
hearing reports that the men have failed to kick the ball in a way that would benefit them
>>220828434british culture leftypol
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>>220828434/sp/ is dead
>>220828412Grown ass men caring this much about football gives me the ick
>>220828462Cause of mongs like you that post all the football updates here
did the men not kick the ball well enough?
be fucking mental to go out to the shop for some wine, wouldn't ithad some beers yesterday, cant do two day on a run
omdzzz spudsbros
>>220828482nah
kick the ball in the goalnot hard is it really
>>220828482it's british cultureit belongs herecry
redditflags broken again
started bradleyposting in the family groupchat and they fucking LOVE it
>>220828501it isn't
new Rob Ager video 3D model of hotel in The Shining
Sir Tarmac Scarring
>>220828509Kys
just got raped
Spurs are funny
>>220828509why dont you just fuck off to your discord to talk to each other?
Howling Spurs definitely getting relegated now
you used to be able to make a "wogs kicking the ball" joke in here and get five-six genuine (you)s now everyone agrees with you just a sign of how this general has become significantly more dysgenic and incellish over the years
got the jazzy prog rock made by art school drop outs again int I?
bathberg on the cards
>>220828551gang of four for me
https://voca.ro/162C7UL81JC3
Cats be like meow
I’ve been too unwell to work for the past nine years due to severe mental illness (eating disorder and schizophrenia)
>>220828568roar
>>220828524isn't it an impossible layoutUllman's office has sunlight coming through the window but the layout of the hotel means there couldn't possibly be a window with sunlight coming through it
>>220828548It's /Britfeel/ mongs coming over here because Helper ruined their general. Notice how Timmongs have increased in number few years back we only discussed seasideMARK
>>220828548Splendid
>>220828539>>220828545
>>220828568how do you end up with such a faggy voice?is it autism? or is it a put on?
>>220828574Screaming they do
>>220828576yeah? think you're eating for 2 then realise you aren't and throw half of it back up?
>>220828568actually fucking mental
>>220828565good band that
>>220828546your dads dead LMAO
>>220828596it's his attempt to sound like a woman
Jay Dyer is objectively the greatest living philosopher today.
>>220828576boo hoo nigga get in the toil mines
Mad how I manage to do absolutely nothing all day everyday Don't even watch a film or read a book or anything
>>220828281Theyre unique and diverse community and if you want to be a part of it you have to conform
>>220828634ktim
drunk mtf outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
I don't post those vocaroo messages for you to repost them to mock me. They're meant to provide insight into my life, thoughts and feelings
Hold on, if EW was born in wales and lives in shropshire, why does he sound northern?
>>220828645like this one?https://vocaroo.com/18hj1HpzRoFz
>>220828594Deeply dogshit poster. You should be rangebanned really. Why don’t you have another meltdown and spam tranny porn again?
>>220828596I wanna slide my penis into his mouth
>>220828632pscr
WHOOP THAT TRICKWHOOP THAT TRICKWHOOP THAT TRICKWHOOP THAT TRICKWHOOP THAT TRICK
>>220828655ROAR
that's your inner monologue honey x
>>220828655pahahahaha
>>220828591Do you ever post on /lgbt/?
>>220828486i blacked outl ast nightabout to start drinking againweill probably black out again (hopefully not ho)
>>220828655
>>220828698No never
he sounds like he's got a retainer in all the time
>>220828701don't call me a ho
https://vocaroo.com/1dErhccZdzuOSCREAM
went to my local record shop to ask if they got any disco darling vinyls in and they told me they dont know what that is
>>220828655Genuinely laughing out loud at this one
my fav recent gimmick is the aussie's warped bradleys
haha don't do that
>>220828211Speaking of femboys I watched the gamer from mars video about f1nn last night and thought you guys were over exaggerating about him being groomed but nah you guys were right, he was literally groomed live on stream in 4k. And in that spirit I think I'm going to knock it off with the half ironic gay posting regarding trannies and femboys.
>>220828710https://vocaroo.com/1oUA68tiL91Uwhy did you say this
Why not make your own content instead of stealing mine to farm (you)s?
>>220828737overdone
>>220828568>>220828655>>220828719scrumming
>>220828745I'd still fuck his arsehole thoughBag over the head though tbqh
going for a poo
>>220828655can’t say he lacks self awareness
>>220828752Fake it doesn't sound anything like me you clown
>>220828759lets agree to disagree
why are these threads so much nicer and funnier during the morning and afternoon?
>>220828712That's so fucking hot bro. Little nerdy boy with a lisp and retainer gets me diamonds
>>220828782its obviously an imposter
I don't have a lisp either
>>220828719Employed woman actually kinna funny
listening to the the byrds
>>220828799pop your trip back on mate
on the toiletx
>>220828790toilCHADs get off work, fuck their wives/GFs, eat a hero's supper then get on /brit/ to make some quality postsin daytime and late at night it's just unemployed schizos and the belgian
>>220828790Redditflags trannies get online and decide to shit stir>>220828799This one (Cornwall) claims to despise sacked tranny yet randomly makes posts sticking up for him just to stir the pot
>>220828833>make some quality postsit's all just /po/spam and bait and random lashing out at other posterswould make more sense if it was the other way around
>>220828820Trust me the lisp is so hot. It's not as pronounced as some others I've heard like this Australian twink from another board, but it sounds nice. Penis whisperer.
love how farts feel after a massive shit
>>220828851it obviously isn't her, doesnt sound anything like herclown
Going to watch some films
lost my NoFap streak :(
>>220828865What the hell man
>>220828871sounds exactly like him actually
>>220828356Indeed. Best goomar'.Hottest waifus were Charmaine and Rosalie
>>220828326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBXKRS-btQ&t=366s
>/po/spam
>>220828878which ones?
When I was in primary school I got proper shouted at by a teacher because I said something about sitting down but my lisp (since corrected) made me say shitting down and I cried
>her
>>220828799he posted it first mate>>220260158
>>220828902grow up
eating my butadon
we are the brit team
>>220828886Can't help liking what you like can you.
>>220828913I don't remember making that post
>she>her>she>her
>>220828645/brit/ TEAM
>>220828890you know what mate sure
>(since corrected)
Is the television show "Your Friends and Neighbors" starring Jon Hamm good?
any trannies meant to do voice training and that
>>220828930maybe something to do with the profound mental illness mate x
>>220828952>>220828952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX-kRT3HULI
>>220828918blokes in dresses aren't mensorry
>>220828930You wouldnt hun x
>>220828930>I don't remember making that postWell you are profoundly mentally ill
>>220828574MEOWING
poo complete8/10
>first of all I'm a woman
>>220828894Enter the Dragon and The Way of the Dragon
good night x
will admit that /lgbt/ calling contrapoints hontrapoints is funny
Got the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Good Charlotte and Sum 41 on
>>220829014its 2pm why are you going to bed lol
Would be nice if the gf sucked on my willy later. Yep
movie idea: memento but it's a troon that forgot he transitioned
>>220829028never liked any of that, but it is mental how much it mogs the popular SHITE of today
youre all helping tilde wank off right now, and its sickening
i said goodnight say it back
>>220829066night night nigga x
>>220829066Shut down the PC right now bru
>>220829032absolutely fucking WOULD holy shit
>>220828871You’re so spinelessInstead of making boring bait posts why don’t you go back to begging for attention from the East Ridings flaggotOr maybe even the West Yorkshire one
>>220829055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA
Honey came in and she caught me red handedCreeping with the girl next doorPicture this; we were both butt nakedBanging on the bathroom floorHow could I forget that I have given her an extra key?All this time she was standing thereShe never took her eyes off me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq-MC34n11UI'd still shagsex with a roided up woman must just be incredible I want to try it
>>220829114ye olde chud: noncemodern chud: nonceYep, nothing's changed.
>>220829066do you know my mate branno
>>220829143we DEMAND the right to mass import browns and let US tech conglomerates control our economy
dollymong on a mad one
>>220829169They didn't fight for that
>>220829028No alkaline trio?https://youtu.be/PrTnMbIhFNo
finished my butadon
>>220829147didn't ask
>>220829208k
>>220829156bit of me that.
>>220829101Stupid mong
>>220829156corrrr
>>>/sp/154268494roaring
>>220829156who put jam in that steak!
>>220829156Jam filled prokchopMENTAL
>>220829156Jam steak? Peng
/brit/ is cooked
jamcord raid
>>220829281not >>220829156
https://youtu.be/63uC5z1uuGwLeftypols favourite pop punk song
cbahead hurts
>>220828281because it's a fetish thing for them not how they really presentyou don't have to be attractive to be a femboy or whatever but those people make it all about the fetish
really need sex rn ngl
would love to lick my gfs sweaty underboob but it's not hot enoughfuck this shithole country
>>220829347So long gay bowser
>>220829347Licked mines bellybutton earlier for a laugh. Want her to lick my willy as I have been a good lad
>>220829389sadly mine doesn't do that because she thinks it's ickyneed an upgrade
>>220829306ktim when I have to separate myself from and debunk the Reform UK and GB News mongs
Ok /Brit/ ..Get MethisGirlto be My Girlfriend Ok !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLoZoZyfqpo&t=23sshe isSo beautiful ..
everyone off having their tea?
How about them spurs then?
>>220829415made for......crone mBATO`NS! sorry
Already maxed my Lifetime ISA for the year xCould well buy a flat this year
>>220829469just inherit one
>>220829469samegot 30k in it now
right well we should get him a girlfriend shouldn't we for all the fun and laughter he's provided over the years
>>220829451I'm fuming
>>220829412Ok leftypol x
poo niggger
>>220829469Did a cheeky last minute deposit before the tax year ended, currently powering up to drop another load soon
>>220829483Rorky blinders
considering things
feeling sinister
>>220829541>>220829549ominous
>>220829415she is pretty it would be nice to do sex with her
>>220829571Oooh
Sir Cold Palmer
>>220829571No he's not??
Sir Rosenior
Sir Harry Maguire
>>220829451They’re pretty shit
just been raped
im graduating this july guys hows the job market xx hope I can find something good!
Sir John Poo
>>220829571deanos and pajeets think this is the deepest shit
remember victoria belmontwonder what shes up to now
just raped a lad
>>220828458Can't find this article anywhere.
Sir Manchester United
so this is the power of BWC...
be nice 2 me
>>220829645Up to her ears in DICK, motherfucker
>>220829671...yh
>>220829674indeed.
got called rapist in gails earlier lads
>>220829671latin chudjak in the back
>>220829645hunting vampires maybe
>>220829571reckon i'd kill myself if i were the writer than wrote this line
Spursbros...
>>220829571Cheeky Blinders
>>220829691What were you doing?
>>220829691what for
tonight's the night
>>220829671
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>>220829571Imagine he then pulled off his face mission impossible style and it was tom cruise
>>220829729Y'all got any of that sweet crystal?
Anger... rising...
passion fruit rubicon. peng.
got my bum out
>>220829728where's the "doesn't eat zog muck" option
>>220829712All he had to do was clear the ball ffs
>>220829744!!
>>220829728ai generated captions
>>220829778Thought of doing the same but couldn't be arsed
>>220829781
https://streamable.com/gfo9l6
>>220829781sent that freak flying
>>220829729get a job nigger
>>220829571So glad i never watched this
>>220829806mcafee
>>220829806shant
>>220829806hahaha nigs are unreal
if a white man uses the word pawg I assume they're a cuck
Happening
reminder to do your civic duty and r*port the parasite
your lot are fucking pussies. i click links with reckless abandon and it's only gone disastrously for me like 3 times
Need nerdy brit boy to scran my willard
>>220829815It's really dumb but pretty fun at timesHave no idea what they were going for though
mousey?is that you?
>>220829806strange that there are some places in London where there is a LOT of stabbing and some places where there is not very muchweird thatanyway probably doesn't mean anything :)
>>220829836take your meds Mousey
>>220829832but its an acronym do you mean saying it or typing it out
fucking mousey up his cute little bum
rorke poo scream
>>220829785if youre going to hack someone do it right, this'll be deactivated by the first G
>>220829834nothing ever happens
>>220828574>meowFOY
would take toby 32 minutes of tickle torture before he developed stockholm syndrome
>>220829774Ktim
>>220829785>NPANIC! I REBLOG AND COMMENT. HEART! >II sleep
>>220829919can you take your gay obsession with mousenonce to wattpad or something
making tea if anyone wants a cup?
>>220829674Icedancer changed my life *shrugs*
reminder that you can filter the small image spammers/^(1|)\d{0,2}x(1|)\d{0,2}$/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by small file size filter;
>>220829919YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOON
>>220829941I'll have a coffee please matex
>>220829886Why does she look like that
would be nice if women weren't evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJelnXf6x0E
I will make the new thread
>>220826551>>220826551>>220826551
>>220829853The mong audience
it seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks
getting raped into submission
>>220829950imagine being this mindraped
>>220829955yeah? then go to your own kitchen and make one. not making 2 different drinks am i?
NEW>>220829974>>220829974>>220829974
Door open, sleeping naked face down, on top of the covers
>>220829481Nah
>>220828211>picrellolhttps://youtu.be/E108qHqK95g
>>220829781HOWLING LIKE A WOLF IN HEAT
