I drink so much Coca Cola, the mexican government offered me their honorary citizenship. True story.
>>220830804You don't drink water at all?
>>220830804>pov you wake up in a mexican hospital
>>220830804I bet you can apply for the British one as well, based on the tooth status
>>220830943If you overdose on Cola you get Mexican citizenship automatically and you stand a good chance of obtaining British citizenship if your teeth fall out from all the sugar and American citizenship if you get diabetes.
>>220830804Back in the day I used to comprehend the "rollercoaster of love" as tothehephishakindowtothehephiu. Something like that
>>220830859La medicino…
>>220830804>True story.Not until you get a mexican breakfast...
>>220832211I genuinely do not get this. I see latino day laborers that engage in back-breaking labor for 8-12 hours a day eat shit like this for breakfast and I have no idea how they function. I'm a fat ass myself, but all my meals have to have some protein. I'd pass out after a couple hours if that was my breakfast before work.
>>220832375Your muscles work mainly on carbohydrates
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>>220832375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6v85OvGCek
>>220836316lol
>>220830804I just found out coke zero has literally zero caloriesI'm gonna be drinking this stuff every day nowI wonder if there's a catch though
>>220830804We'd be much fatter if we got the cool soda flavors other countries have, we don't have all of the sodas americans have or even have a special flavor like asian countries despite being coke's best goyim, all the cool favors are from local brands and thats cool but they also dont differ that much from what coca cola offers
>>220836754Any fake type of sugar gives you serious long term side effects.
>>220835237I'm aware, but at least with me personally, I get light headed easily and eventually have a major crash if I have a sugar bomb like that for breakfast before physically intensive labor. I need to have a decent balance with my breakfast.
>>220836912such as?
>>220837126https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame
>get diagnosed with chlamydia and gonorrhea at the same time>go home>email from the brazilian embassy of new zealand in my inbox
>>220837227>Aspartame is one of the most studied food additives in the human food supply. Reviews by over 100 governmental regulatory bodies found the ingredient safe for consumption at the normal acceptable daily intake limit. A number of health organizations such as the American Heart Association, American Diabetes Association, and American Cancer Society are supportive of its use consistent with other approved low-calorie sweeteners.
>>220837373Damn you destroyed that Manolo
>>220830804How much was that? I would like one too.
>>220832375they dont know about them nutrients and shit so they dont know they're supposed to feel bad. You lost that ability once you started learning about nutrients and shit
>>220832211What it taste like
>>220831301German on vacation?
>>220830804wtfi dank more than you and they dont offer me shit even in my dreams i go to the tiendita for coke
I once drank 9 liters of Pepsi Max in a day and the foulest smelling black liquid came spraying out of my ass.
