Grandpa editionprevious: >>220827187
bump because this is actually made by a /cum/mer
>>220830931This is the thread
>>220831088/cum/ is dead, it's so full of thirdies they're going to the Ethiopian's thread
recycle bump
burned my thumb making rice award
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>>220836260i have the burned my wrist making bread award
>>220834130RECYCLE MY PUSSY
car
>>220830931what if instead of uber eats, it was uber jeets and they delivered food covered in poop particles from their unwashed hands and clothes.
>>220836366never had a jeet deliver my food. they have to be in chicago but ive just never come across one.
Ian Curtis of Joy Division sounded like Jim Morrison of The Doors. He was like post-punk + coldwave version of Jim Morrison who was dead by that time.
>>220836381What class delivers your food there? Here it's only ever indians, chinese, and similar
>>220836383rolling
>>220836383rollan>>220836402mexicans, blacks, whites and sometimes asians
What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to work some meaningless low-paying office job 50 hours every week and then go home to be bombarded with gambling advertising.
>>220836400they sound nothing alike
>>220836381i've never used a food delivery app, so i wouldn't know
Ian Curtis also I think sounded like the 1977 Iggy Pop album The Idiot, which was named after the novel The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.Also it is Dostoyevsky, not "Dosteeyevsky" like how Jordan Peterson pronounces it for some dumb reason. Dumb leaf. Reddit intellectual from reddit country.
>>220836383I want to be benin because he’s a benis
>>220836417I wanted to be a garbage man because it seemed like fun to hang off a bus
>>220830931Idgi
Sup, bitches?
>>220836357
>>220836417pirate
>>220836432you need yo get your ears checked catyank
>>220836400i have always thought beenard sumner'w guitar solo on the unknown pleasures track 'the wilderness' sounds just like a ray manzarek organ solo from the doors
>>220836450that your boyfriend?
Iggy Pop is from Michigan and he is of Swedish descent and he worked with David Bowie.
My amigo Bryan showed me how his roosters fight
>>220836417I want to be a garbage collector in the USA
>>220836342>don't care for Mexicans couldn't be me>or Jeetas at allunderstandable
I went to another tequila distillery, my friend works there.
never laughed at a howling mutant post.
>>220836432incredible album. basically a bowie collaboration album. more so than lust for life coz im pretty sure diss album was basically like almost a dry run for the style he would use on low. bowie basically composed all the music i fink and then forced them to release low first because he didnt want people to fink he was copying iggy pop kekincredible for bowie to release low, "heroes" and the idiot all in one year.
i guess refinking it one should see "heroes" as being made in 1977, station to station being made in 1975 and both the idiot and low being made in 1976like the actual production
>>220836510He's so hot OMG
I can fix her
who the fuck is howling mutant?
when i first start 'baiting i would cum onto my hand and then run across the house to dump the semen into the bathroom sink i almost got caught with cum in my hand multiple times by my parents
>>220836516Did you know that Iggy Pop is from Michigan? Michigan is the best state and also Detroit is the most kino city and it is where techno was invented.
>>220836550Twitter's lolcow
>>220836547some people shit on the beetle but i think it's a very aesthetic looking car
>>220836567aren't they all
>>220836580Nazi car innit
Sister MidnightNightclubbingFuntimeBaby China GirlDum Dum BoysTiny GirlsMass ProductionSearch And DestroyPenetrationYour Pretty Face Is Going To HellGumme DangerI Need SomebodyRaw PowerShake AppealDeath Trip
>>220836550guy that got doxxed for posting /b/-tier takes
>>220836504>couldn't be meYou're Canadian so you're forgiven for not understanding why I don't care for them.
I bought a 1 pound bag of plain pretzelsI don't know what I'm going to do with all of themI only eat a handful a day
>>220836610I grew up in SA so I get it but you never forget your first crush.
And just like that the boner I had for her is gone
>>220836715humiliation ritual the tv show
what's with trannies beign puppygirls?
>>220835695I live here. The Aquarium of the Pacific is really nice, but if that's too expensive you can walk around the boardwalk area next to it. The Queen Mary is a cool historic ship.Naples island is a really pretty neighborhood with tons of canals running through it, it looks like Venice.Don't go to the northern part of the city, it's ghetto as fuck
i was diagnosed with ligma today
>>220836727what's with trannies living rent free in your head?
>>220836598techre!https://youtu.be/FiRLb8AYgIc
>>220836768what a bald and boring type reply
>>220836752good kittington
>>220836767Nuts
>>220836767i heard you can live with only one ligma
propa dark and eerie choon disbeat is propa filthy likenight walk vibes innithttps://youtu.be/egbUv_hmVcE
So' ubriac but lemme tell you, Louis Prima was a musical genius. Hey he played king Louis in the Jungle Book. Hey, he was Sicilian from outta n'awlins
Jay Dyer pwns Trent Horn and the pope!https://youtu.be/qKdrW9inJ_E
https://youtu.be/-RH7GRxu_j4?si=EKStMqR57Flzh3U5King Loiue
>>220836682>your first crush.We must be very different then because my first crush was Selena Gomez
An Uncle Tetsu cheesecake would sure hit the spot right now.
There's someone nearby blasting a forró remix of a John Lennon song
>>220836885Well I'm much older than you my first crush was someone I knew at school. Also as I said I lived there for 25 years, my best friends where a Peruvian, a Mexican, and a Brazilian.
Where the fuck is Giusè,
>>220836972You're brown
Toiletberg keeps runningstein
Is it okay to love Jesus and still want to suck sissy cock? I want to be a good Catholic, but it's difficult sometimes.
>>220837007>CatholicJay Dyer pwned them and the Calvinists too.
>>220837007Sei na disgraziàThis is why I say unrestricted internet access from a young age is a mistakeThe kids go ubatz
>>220837007If Jesus is real then he’d probably love you, embrace you, and break bread with you. But he would also probably implore you to sin no more.
>>220837007if i were dumber or more bored i would pretend to be a homopbobe and get into a pointless, timewasting argument about this post
>>220837039Jesus fucked my wife
>read teh roomadding a new npc phrase to the lexicon
>>220837044>t. Not living in reality
Jay Dyer is the greatest living philosopher today.
can you post the tren twins push it remix
>>220837065Who wasn't
>>220837065If that's true can you even be called a cuckI mean the Son of Man put it to your wife. You're a kind of god
>>220836488Cock fighting is kinda messed up
>>220837089They're just birds They don't have souls
>>220837097They can feel pain
>>220836488>>220837089i remember seeing a video where some dumb spiccoid strapped razors to his fighting cock and it sliced his arm all the way through to the bone and he died in seconds.
>>220837103So does broccoli It has a central nervous system. You gonna tell me you're not gonna eat it? Look, bottom line, life feeds on life. Life doesn't care if the life you consume suffers or not. Biological processes require nutrients. There was a god damn woman got ate by a bear while on the phone with her mother. You think that bear cares or got judged for doing what it had to do to stay alive?
>>220837097What's a soul, anyway. Some animals are basically automatons but you can still see personality in there
>>220837138Broccoli does not have a central nervous system
>you'll never rape young ErzaNOOOOOOOOOO, FUCK THIS GAY EARTHUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH LITTLE SCARLET MUST BE RAED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED
>>220837144Seek help
>>220837138We aren't talking about life feeding on life here, we're talking about willfully forcing two birds to fight each other to the death just to watch (and/or bet on it)
Animals do have souls. They do not however, have the nous (spirit) which distinguishes man from the animals.Man is triune (image of God) having body, soul, and spirit!
>>220837144I don’t really find rape stuff very funny. It’s a horrible thing to do to someone. Purge the evil from your heart before it’s too late.
>>220837173Dolphins have the spirit
>>220837169Now, that's true. But what's the difference? Your chicken wins, you get money to but y the food you need to exist. Where's the crime? Second order taking of life of an ANIMAL. You gonna take me to court? Lmfao
>>220837169if the chickens didn't want to fight, they wouldn't fight. simple as that
I eat meat that comes from factory farms. If hell’s real I should probably be sent there. What is done to pigs in particular in those places is truly heinous.
Post time off for anyone else?
Jay Dyer pwns a Freemasonhttps://youtu.be/y-g62X7IsdE
it is unreal how little i care about the emotional wellbeing of livestock
>>220837212Hell isn't real. There is no god. We're on our own. Hate to be the guy to tell ya.
>>220837229It’s not about emotion. Pain is a very real, physical sensation. >>220837245You’re not the guy to tell me.
Monica Barbaro is too hot to be playing in doo doo movies
>>220837245So true Jason, so true.
>>220837260Your mentally ill and I don't know who that is
Dogberg has a soul, this I know for sure
Not a fan of those orthodox niggas. they have muslim aesthetics it gives me bad vibes
Saint Paisios said that the Masonic Lodge is a house of demons.
>>220837257Anybody with 2 brain cells can see it. I'm not saying there's nothing out there, but the line you've been fed is 100% bimk
>>220837297Actually you have it backwards. The Mohammedans copied the aesthetics of Byzantine Orthodox churches.
>>220836383Roll
>>220837318Doesn't matter who made it I don't like it. It reminds me of exploding people
>>220836383Why are the Black countries the only ones with dark skin? They couldn’t just get their flag colors too?
>>220837309I mean you’re not “the guy to tell me” because I already know. I was just using “hell” as a figure of speech.
>>220837208If kids didn't want to eat goyslop then they wouldn't. That's a pretty stupid position to take. Cock fighting is creating a situation for chickens to fight where there otherwise wouldn't be one. It's like taking a grossly overweight white woman and dropping her off in the projects. You knew what you were doing but went and did it anyway
me im listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuFezEeUMv4
>>220837007>Is it okay to love Jesus and still want to suck sissy cock?It all depends on if you sincerely believe this would be a permanent situation or not. Being gay, as in somebody that exclusively has sex with biological men men, is a mortal sin as is sodomy in general. However, if you're heterosexual/bisexual and do it extremely rarely as a result of sexual frustration and confess to it and repent and avoid it at all costs and do it as a last resort you're alright and he understands.I'm having the opposite conundrum right now. I want to be a good husband and Father more than anything else and it's just not happening. Even to just fornicate with a woman is impossible without opening up your wallet and I have one chance to maybe do so before the semester is over.As a result I've contemplated going over to LA and starting an affair with a femboy for a few days, sort of doing a thing like picrel without the becoming gay part.
I'm going to pay for sex
>>220837356>kids didn't want to eat goyslop then they wouldn'twhy would you equate human children to livestock? what a retarded attempt at a gotcha.i'm not reading the rest of your sloppy post
>>220837429many such cases, not me though
>>220837429>I'm going to pay for sexIf you have the money and stomach for it by all means, I just have neither.
new james bond is a brown ftm
In the tub with a dr pepper blackcherry
>>220837485what did we learn from leafanon yesterday
>>220837454I’m gonna pay for sex with you
>>220837454So you don't think it's immoral? Assuming she hasn't been trafficked or coerced
>>220837475I guess I'm just getting old but he seems a little young for me
>>220837503he's 48
speaking of tranny puppygirls, i just saw one posting on the steam discussion page for a video game i wanted to buy.
>>220837490No idea
here's your trad China brohttps://kick.com/westcol
>>220837475Beaner
>>220837475Fake news
Ian Fleming initially was againt the idea of a Scottish man playing James Bond instead of an Englishman. However, when he saw Sean Connery's performance, he was greatly impressed and he approved.
>>220837525No one has ever called China trad and people covered in tattoos should be beaten with clubs
>>220837525Not clicking that shit, bruh
>>220837522he dropped his kfc sandwich in the bathtubpay attention burgeranom
>>220837475It's not even the same culture Make him the new zorro or something, Anglo is one thing Latinx another
>>220837499>So you don't think it's immoralI adhere to Thomas Aquinas' view that it's a mortal sin but a necessary evil useful for keeping situations like the present day from happening. I seriously think the U.S and West would resolve the incel, birthrate, and even a lot of the socialization problems overnight if we somehow banned porn and legalized prositution at the same time as impossible as that sounds.
>>220837503>>220837533>>220837548Ok I made it upPic is AI generated
Cheeky goon shesh innit quack
>>220837561based and armstrongpilled
>>220837547I finished my soda without any problems I'm getting out of the tub now
James Bond is loosely based on the real life English spy and occultist John Dee.John Dee marked his letters to the queen with 007 to identify himself and the letters were "for her eyes only" (like the movie title). John Dee also practiced magic and he had an Aztec obsidian mirror with which he spoke with demons. He also used magic crystals.
>>220837601>loosely based on the real life English spy and occultist John DeeJames Bond was loosely based off the author retard John Dee was the inspiration for the wizards in Middle Earth
>>220837614Finger my ass with your dick
>>220837601Magic is fake
The word magic comes from Persian magi
>>220837633Only to those who don't believe
im not gonna take my sneakers off
I believe in Brian's magic
>>220837675He did turn Jason gay
>>220837657Nah, it's kinda one of those psychosomatic things, innit?
>>220837682He made me gay too
I truly hope I die soon
Brian made me gay as well
>>220837682No he didn'tJason has always been gay
I LOVE MEXICAN WOMEN WITH GIANT ASSES!!! FUCK!!! CULO GRANDE!!!
You know who I miss?Spinster.
>>220837710Jason was gay with your mom last night
>>220837601Are you sure you're not confusing John Dee with Jon Pertwee?
>>220837714I'm still here
harpie moved the rest of her stuff out today. there was a for real moving truck with mover men doing the job. she'll be back to clean and pick up keys and then she is gone. GONE. get fucked you vile witch die in hell and suffer for eternity.
>>220837743Let's be nice
>>220837724post bobs
>>220837743you shouldn't talk about your mom like that
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE>I’m an eeby-deeby lil’ mcsqueeby>get mungo calabungo>literally fucking chinese
>>220837756Lay off the drugs, pal
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116428690626427742
>>220837773No screenshot makey, no link clicky
>>220837773how fucking lazy are you?
>>220837778>>220837780youd call it fake if I didnt link it directly from the turd himself
>>220837773>reading a blumpfpost literally could NEVER be me
holy obsessed
>>220837786No I wouldn'tHe has no boundaries when it comes to schizoposting
>>220837786why would i care to begin with? you're hysterical
>>220837792Who gives a fuckin shit? God politics is so gay and exclusively for fags.
>>220837711>CULO GRANDE!!!!
>>220837800>why should I care about the rpesident of the United states blatantly gobbling israel's nutsackyou tell me, moishe
>>220837804Based alert
got a (You), but it's not worth reading
if i was suicidal i would just do roids
>>220836752phwoardecent arse 'ttingtonshire-on-avon
>>220837804Spanish society revolves around politics so we care
Just got this response to an ad on FB marketplace...wtf.
>>220837867LOL
The fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood is actually thousands of years old.People think it was just made up in the 1800s or something. No they were just writing down an ancient story.
>selling your N64
>>220837867i would never sell my n64 no matter how much money
phwoar all diss jay dyer talk has incited anudda violent poobergization
>>220837852I want to try peptides
The Death of Stalin looks like a good movie. I think I'll watch.
>>220837948More The Death of Reddit (just kidding I haven't seen it)
>>220837905Good idea. Biohacking is the new frontier of innovation
Smoking some marijuana and playing some video games
>>220837901Where did you find this picture of me lass
>/cum/ post speed slow>'log quality abysmalit's over
the concept of the "friendzone" ruined an entire generation of men
>>220838049Sorry
Mental health check!
pussy: never seenmental health: in shambleslife: over
>>220838090the longer I don't have a gf the more I look like one
>>220838090
Addy and LIvvie :3
anyone else grow up watching the suite life of karan and kabir
>>220838094Just see a fucking prostituteIt won't solve your problems but you'll be able to die knowing what boobs and sex feel like. Make sure she has real tits
>>220838090Bad and also not good
>>2208380906
if i was rich i would eat cashew nuts
>>220838126>it's reallmao
>>220838153>Indian people existing is le funny!Wow you're mature
>>220838161Thanks for noticing
THERE'S A STRUGGLE COMING BUT TO CONQUER FIRST THEY MUST DIVIDETHE MACHINES KEEP HUMMING NIGHT AND DAYHOW ARE WE SOUNNNNNNNNNNAWAAAAAAAAAREWHY'RE YOU NOT AFRAAAAAAAAAAID?PROTESTS ARE DRUMMING WHILE YOU TURN YOUR NOSE AND ROLL YOUR EYESKNEE-JERK REACTIONS SO INGRAINEDJUDGING FROM AN AAAAAAAAAAARMCHAAAAAAAAAAIR'CAUSE THERE IS HATE AND THERE IS LOVE AND THERE IS LOSSBUT THERE IS LIGHT AND THERE IS DARK AND THERE IS USYEAH AND WHETHER THIS WORLD BURNSIS NONE OF YOUR CONCERNCAUGHT UP IN A TICKER-TAPE PARAAAAAAAAAAAADE.
when are they releasing aids 2
goon'd to konosuba porn
>>220838199aqua?
>>220836354Tf? How lonely is this woman
>>220838215
>>220838210aqua x darkness ffm threesome
>>220838169Kek got em
>>220838009wt the hell are you talkin bput
>>220838231
Cheeky poo innit?
post the hitler hardstyle remix
>>220838248this is a blue board
>>220838231Good choice.
>>220838264link it
zyzz died for our zyns
/cum/ has an elder emo
>have only 3 people including me for my shift today>management decided to schedule one of them to end an hour early so it was just me and one other person to handle closing and cleaning up
broshttps://thisvid.com/videos/teen-shemale-fucked/
>>220838327cmon dude
>>220838341what
I love my family.
>>220838114I would heem them easily
gock?
>>220838366based and heem sleepy pilled
>bros>https://thisvid.com/videos/teen-shemale-fucked/
>>220838385over here >>220838327
>>220837805>There are people who think Mexican women are evil and ugly.
Quit being gross. Have some shame.
>>220838357Cis women are better
>>220838327>>220838395Samefag
>>220838414oops
>>220838408based and shamepilled
>>220838412click the link i promise that's the prettiest tranny you've ever seen (no homo).>>220838417you should buzz your head and then tell us what you think about trannies
attentionwhoring is supposed to be a foid activity, cut it out
urkel you cornball ass nigga
>>220838417I think probably you should let it grow
>>220836589Ferdinand Porsche admitted he copied most of the design from Hans Ledwinka who was working for Tatra. Volkswagen ended paying Tatra for violating their patents in 1965.
>click the link i promise that's the prettiest tranny you've ever seen (no homo).
>>220838423Baited this response
baited that cope
>jasonposting is back
canadian emo twinks of /cum/ be like: "i fucking hate americans >.< *hits penjamin and wriggles butt in the air*"
>>220838435>>220838436My bad, I know it’s a bit pathetic. But actually though, could you answer my question? Should I “shape up” the hairline portion of my hair or leave it as is?
ugly = badhot = goodthis is the /cum/ ruling on trannies
i like the goth egg harp ladies accent
its a really pretty girl (male) i promise.>>220838471glad we agree
I don’t acknowledge the existence of /cum/ celebrities.
>>220838468I never liked that hairstyle so I cant really tell you
>>220838327>not BBC
>>220838444Yeah. It’s long enough now that I could actually tie it back into the dread next time I go to the salon. I don’t want really want that sort of tension on such a sensitive part of my scalp though.
>>220838487>tf>tpMaple syrup status?
my name is brian heins and you're watching /cum/my channel
>>220838477Fair
>>220838468most of us are pasty white dudes so not sure we can help you with that
i must say this negro cum poster is a lot more polite than that whiny canadian we had (have?)
So the powers that be flooded the West with jeets and africans because we asked for benefits and livable wages
>>220838431>>220838473Ruined by the ugly, fat, white top.Wake me up when she takes a BBC
>>220838516so true
Having a job makes me want to cry
>>220838512Well I mean, you could still judge aesthetics. In fact, an outside observer may be preferable since you’d be less influenced by convention and popular styles. But it’s all good, I think I’ve decided to keep it.
>>220838417nigga u keep ballin up them fists imma poke ya ass I.R. Baboon lookin ahh nigga talm bout "I really hate going to the barber"
>>220838533BOO, nigga
>>220838519jeets yes africans no
>>220838541I said ‘having a job.’ I already have one, nigga.
>>220838521if you find >her name i'll check for you. try to not to be a cuck thoughbeit
god damn anime is cringe
anime helped me realize i'm a woman
My dream is to have a series of girlfriends who I make fat and then dump.
anime helped me realize I love giant robots
>>220838581
>>220838604
why do they keep talking about eating and going to failure when its really all about blasting tren until your artery explodes
>>220838521how about you take one? if you can't walk the walk then don't talk the talk.
>>220838586You could've done that by watching Transformers G1, which is superior to any and all tranime.
>>220838604holy shit HAHAHHAHA
>>220838540Is it the guy that hates barbers but refuses to elaborate as to why? He's a fucking 5 year old
>>220838633Don't encourage her.
>>220838636Gundam mogs
A skunk nearby unleashed jt's spray and now my house smells like skunk
>>220838633I'm not a pornstar
why is this such a common tattoo?
>>220838651i'm a blackstar
stream PINKPANTHERESS
>>220838662i'm a firestarter
so... gock?
>>220838636I did watch transformers. Gundam has waifus tho
>>220838646sure anon, the "skunk" did it
>>220838713>>220838713>>220838713>>220838713>>220838713
I used to call gundam gandam because I don't watch dubs and my soy friend got triggered because I sounded like a weeb
>>220838690I need to get around watching Wing. Looks kino.
>>220838718>he didnt watch Backstreet boys: the animeNGMI
>>220836383roll
