America's Pastime editionprev >>220838713
jints won today
>>220839723How about America’s Asstime and it’s gay sex
>>220839723Even though I’m a Blue Jays fan, I still somewhat resent the Nats for stealing the Expos away.
>>220839719>reject muppet for a mascotnah
>>220839743Are you from norcal too?. I'm from the east bay.
Go to bed
Here are my options:$2000 for one hour with a PAWG porn star with a massive jiggly assOr$1200 for 2 hours with a fit milf, and then $800 for one hour with another fit milf with big saggy tits. Both have decent asses, but not PAWG level. Both are professional escorts, not porn stars.Which should I choose? I can't afford both.
>>220839758let's see the porn star
>>220839756my condolences
>>220839758Two thousand fucking bucks to have sex? Are you fucking insane?
>>220839759so true
>>220839762gia paige for me
>>220839759I look like this except I post from a poop-smeared ipad.
>>220839749
>>220839767Yeah I'm from the east bay originally but was pushed out to the central valley. It gets even worse! A's and Raiders hajwtf
>>220839762You don't need to know who it is, just know she has a massive jiggly ass. Like, so big.>>220839769I am insane, women don't want to have sex with me so I'm forced to resort to this
>>220839773grim
>>220839778lol
>>220839757Okay, but I don’t want to go to work :(
proxy paige
>>220839780>was pushed out to the central valleyoh god now I do actually feel sorry for youat least the A's are on a tear lately, and fisher still hasnt gotten any new funding for the vegas move
>>220839769>Two thousand fucking bucks to have sexThere's a reason incels in this country like myself haven't decided to whoremaxx and that's exactly why.
>>220839784>just know she has a massive jiggly ass. Like, so bigAre you a virgin? Because I'm going to tell you right now that you may have a bad time with a woman that's big. Seriously. Where are you that you can't find a girl for $400 or less?
>>220839784why won't you tell us?
>>220839757but then I'll have to wake up and go to work :(
>be me>watch movie>sex scene up next>actress moans like a literal porn star
>>220839789I think she's hot
>>220839784Yeah whatever but just know that 2k for a prostitute is quite a bit above the going rate.
soon
>>220839773>>220839796Dolly Paige
>>220839798You could always sell your ass and then use the money to buy sex with a women. Might even be able to pocket the difference if you’re cute.
>>220839822Enjoy anon. Tomorrow I have to clean and base some metal dwarfs for my game on Monday
>>220839796she seems like she'd be a good time
>>220839822
>>220839800I've been with a fat bitch before but it was years ago. This woman has a fat ass but a normal body otherwise. I'm in Los Angeles>>220839801I already contacted her and don't want you guys to do anything silly>>220839819Yeah that's why I'm considering the 2 milfs instead. But fuck i want my face sat on by a PAWG just once in my life
>>220839826most be something about paige then
>>220839822shortfag
>>220839797Thanks rich person, ill take your pity. I'm really happy about the A's this season, but Fisher can always sabotage by trading the best players away like usual. I would be so happy if we got Fissure and Mark David out of sports.
What if you were with a pawg and your medium white cock couldn't make it past the cheeks
>>220839836Is she well know?
>>220839829>>220839834
Do you A’s fans like Moneyball? It’s one of my all-time favourite movies.
>>220839847Uhh you spread the cheeks, nimrod.
>>220839828>You could always sell your assThis might be different in Europe or Canda but here the ultimate girl turn off is being a bi guy that's taken it up the ass. Their attraction to you disintegrates immediately if they know some guy has fucked you.
>>220839848Not reallyHas a few videos with millions of views but she's not super popularModel rank of ~4000 on pornhub
>>220839842bruh Im poor as shit, I barely have anything left after I pay rent>>220839852only watched it once but I enjoyed it. My favorite baseball movie is still the sandlot or a league of their own
>paying to engage in reddit humping>reddit humping in generalI seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>220839854I think the idea was to never tell anybody. But also, I was joking.
>>220839847>>220839759
>>220839847Why do you think women lie down and spread their legs, bend over, etc? Most sex positions expose the genitals, rather than having them blocked by cheeks
>>220839852I've actually never seen it. I'm sitting here wearing my A's snap and my A's shirt and I've never seen Moneyball. I don't watch many films.
>>220839853What if they're glued shut with dried poop
>>220839872>the idea was to never tell anybodyWomen have an intuition for retarded shit like that
Thoughts on Mr. Baseball
>>220839759i look like this but my leaf hat is in the wash (it smelled like poo for some reason)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHOtfHjfnQ0
>>220839890Looks too new for my contrarianism to allow me to watch it.
damn i wouldn't mind having a gf, in fact i would like that i think maybe if she's not bitchy
a skinny girl who gets fat is hot. a fat girl who gets skinny isn't. Why is this?
>>220839865I feel you. The west bay cost of living must suck you dry financially. But you pay for the scenery ig, I'm in Modesto and rent is cheap but it's Modesto. In my dream life I'd live in Half Moon Bay in the delicious fog
>>220839903It's from 1992
>>220839883You know that moment of mental clarity after waking up from a set of really vivid dreams? It's telling me to tell you that this is a decrepid quality post, and I don't like your mind for thinking in that way, that you think that's something funny to say.
>>220839903>too newIt's from 1992>>220839890Been wanting to watch this since I finished Magnum, absolutely will someday
i dont like being an incel but i cant help but hate women
>>220839865Sandlot is great but I haven’t seen it in a long time. Haven’t seen A League of Their Own. I suppose I should. >>220839881Well obviously I recommend it. It’s more about management than baseball itself. But it’s very very good. Moments in that film give me chills and I’m not even an A’s fan.
>>220839920Canada has changed as of late
>>220839910loose skin idk, a skinny girl who gets fat is not hot, a hot girl is hot, it depends on fat distribution and not getting too fat
>>220839920I live in one the blondest cities in America with blonde blue eyed girls walking all around and they all the time say "omg that dark haired guy is so cute so pretty" and yet I don't have a cute blonde blue eyed girlfriend does it happen to you in your gay ass cuntry
>>220839910If she was supposed to be skinny she wouldn't have gotten fat in the first place
>>220839944leonardo. you are a faggot
>>220839943add hot on both skinny and fat. That's what I really meant
I'm Indian btw
thread is slowing down. should i link that tranny porn video again?
>>220839920swedish girls are really ugly they have the gay orange tan I prefer pale skinned blonde blue eyed american girls
all i knowisrugby > nfl
leo spam
>>220839972nothing from the UGAY is better than the USA
>>220839918Way too new then.
>>220839965sure why not
>>220839967>swedish girls are really uglyYou've enver been to Minnesota, clearly>they have the gay orange tanFucking lmao as opposed to "blonde" American girls>I prefer pale skinned blonde blue eyed american girlsSo you prefer Ameriacn Swedish women
any girls here want to be my gf
>>220839960>I'm Indian btw
>>220839965What lol
>>220839983he's brazilian
>>220839981>>220839989whoopee!https://thisvid.com/videos/teen-shemale-fucked/
>>220839926one of the best shows of the 80s
My most ideal girl has brown hair and blue eyes. Brown not black hair
I'm not afraid to admit I'm into cuckolding
>>220839993He has an American flag
>>220840001I admire your bravery
>>220840003he's on a student visa
>>220840001Is it still a cuckold fetish if you're into fucking the other guys wife?
>>220839983I like pale skinned german american/brazilian blonde blue eyed girls
>>220839997mid tranny
>>220840010I mainly watch Indian Male White Female porn
>>220839998Magnum is probably the only show I've ever watched that truly feels like old pulp serials brought to life. Even when it would get annoying like later on when they had his GF it was forgivable becaues the aesthetic and style was so gripping and all the other characters were so compelling.
>>220840012lumsbra
>>220840004Thank you we cucks are the most oppressed people on the internet
>>220840001as the cuck or the bull
>>220840015yeah right lmfao. give me three (3) trannies that are better looking. i bet you'll post some frankenstein ahh gargoyles with bolt-ons and ten layers of makeup.
Ideally you would want a blonde germanic wife who is fit and ready to invade poland
I leave for 5 minutes to shave and you retards are talking about trannies againchrist
blonde hoes are just fucking better just swallow that Jason just like you swallow dick every day
>>220840032If you ever joined a group to invade poland I'd cut your fucking throat open.
>leo ruining the thread as alwaysgrim
>>220840032I hope I die and get reincarnated as her toilet paper
>>220840030For me its arielle maxine
>>220840043I fucking forgot to add in the fucking file fucking FUCK!!!
Blumpfth posted My Way by Sinatra. So presumably we’re all about to die. Any last words? Imagine your next post is your final 4chan post EVER.
>>220840059not a bad choice. didn't he go inactive though?
>>220840058>I hope I die and get reincarnated as her toilet paper
>>220840072gock
>>220840074She* and yes
>>220840032Women this hot should be forced to wear burqas.
>>220840084he* and bummer. i'd bulldoze that cute little boygina (no homo).
>>220840072CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>220840072I’m not taking my sneakers off, I’m Sneakers O’Toole
>imdb doesnt let you read reviews without an accountooooofff
canadian boy butts smell like buttery pancakes covered in syrup
>>220840100imdb died when they took down the forums
>>220840058lowkey 67!!! SIX SEVEN!!!
>>220840100Fucking ridiculous isn't it. I'm very tempted to stop using the site now.
>>220840106>covered in syrupthat's only after you cum in them, before then they smell like pancakes or butter tarts
time for bedand toil tomorrow
>>220840106do you know of any cute canadian trannies we could masturbate to in a strictly mostly heterosexual way?
>>220840115imagine her with a huge meaty gockhaha wow
I’ll let you fags take turns blowing my shit out. I just need like $10,000,000
>>220840040Literally who shaves their balls nowadays
>>220840019Ever see The Saint with Roger Moore?
>>2208400301.Jason2.Jason3.Jason
>>220840018why do you watch that
>>220840130You don't really want that lad. Trannies are crazy
are zoomers making music?
surf rock is not post punk
>>220840152jason would make an ugly tranny. he'd have to fuse with terry like piccolo did with kami just to be remotely cute.
>>220840149>The Saint with Roger MooreThe difference is that Magnum is exploding with color. It's one of the most colorful shows I've seen and the way it's shot and decorated makes it look like an an illustration.
>>220840162>are zoomers making music?Yeah but it's fucking terrible
>>220840181you have names?
why is everyone in /cum/ either a tranny or a tranny adjacent I don't understand
>>220840195I’m a white cis het male!
i'm a straight man who loves women and women with penises
>>220840195Clearly you don't belong here.
>>220840195They're not but troons are insane attention seekers cause nobody likes them irl
>>220840195i would like to sexo a twink
>>220840211cuuute toenail polish :3
Why can women cuddle with one another and kiss each other and fondle each other's breasts but as soon as a guy lies down with another guy they are already assumed gay
>>220840190>you have names?Femtanyl (digital hardcore tranny that's almost exactly my age, makes some of the worst music I've ever fucking heard), Freddie Dredd (mediocre indie rapper), Billie/Olivia/Sabrina, Great Van Fleet (awful AOR larpers) to name a few>>220840195>why is everyone in /cum/ either a tranny or a tranny adjacentThere's literally two trannies here who spam stupid shit to each other and one that's fine and not annoying. Rest of us are a very mixed bag to say the least.
>>220840167Can't beat Hawaii. I enjoyed the original 5-0 as well but not quite as much. Jack Lord is fucking cool though.
I just took this pictureI get around
The last posts have been a literal alternating series of posts between leonardo and jason
>>220840234nice picture, holmes
>>220840234Pendejo.
>>220840238>t. eustace
>>220840072OOTL here. What's special about that song?
>>220840230>Greta Van FleetI thought they were millenials
>>220840230>Billie/Olivia/Sabrinawaaaaaatttttt
>>220840257>What's special about that songhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinatra_Doctrine
>>220840032i would never even touch this disgusting whore with a 10 foot pole
>>220840231>I enjoyed the original 5-0 as well but not quite as muchFunny thing about Magnum was that it was originally cobbled together because the studio had sets and filming rights in Hawaii but didn't want to renew 5-0 so they created Magnum instead.
ive collected enough tranny porn to literally genocide the entire dolphin species by way of making them homolust over endless gorgeous slick and wet troon cocks. they would never fuck a female again. no homo.
>>220840257You gotta read the lyrics. Very ominious. It’s the kind of thing somebody would post if they were about to die or bring an end to something. Probs just a bluff though.
The subject of trannies lives kind of in a grey area it's hard to discuss it when /cum/ has their own personal biases there are too many tranny lovers here /cum/mers truly believe having sex or falling in love with a tranny does not make them gay
>>220840224I'll cuddle with you anon
having sex with trannies is not gay but it's also not straight
>>220840297cope>>220840305now this is middle ground that someone could reasonably argue for.
>>220840305Mathematically you wouldn't need to call a straight line straight because lines are straight so you are gay
There's nothing gay about falling in love
>>220840297Trannies are men trying to present themselves as women. It's always been considered gay to fuck with transvestites. The rules don't change just because we're using 4chan and this site is a little crazy.
>>220840305Try to draw that in a venn diagram
>>220840333transvestite =/= tranny. you're culturally illiterate.
It's less gay to fuck femboys than it is to fuck trannies
>>220840333What if you didn't know he was a man and you had truly fallen in love with him because you thought he was a woman that wouldn't make you gay
love isn't real
>>220840343The high brow "culture" of shemales? Try to come up for air sometime, you're drowning in internet. >>220840351That's never happened. If you like traps you like traps, but it's gay and always will be.
>>220840344it's only gay for the femboy. troons are an abomination though
i simply refuse to apologize or relent in jerking off to troons. and no i am not gay. sorry, but that's just the way this is gonna be. feel free to quit the rhetoric now.
>traps aren't gay o algo
goodnight
Thread themehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=CkfdXrEBzDw&
>>220840411sweet troon dreams fellow straight anon
I have no quarrel with gay people or trans people. But it is without a doubt, undeniably, indisputably, unequivocally, 100% GAY to have any sexual contact with, or masturbate to porn of: trannies, femboys, traps, futas, dickgirls, or any other related category which describes biological males presenting as feminine or individuals otherwise featuring male genitalia. This applies to both real human individuals and animated/illustrated characters, including “furry” characters or any other anthropomorphized characters. Any contrary response to this is, without exception, cope.
anyone here completely alone, no friends no family no colleagues no anything
>>220840448*raises hand*
>>220840400
>>220840440>it is without a doubt, undeniably, indisputably, unequivocally, 100% GAY to have any sexual contact with, or masturbate to porn of: trannies, femboys, traps, futas, dickgirls, or any other related category which describes biological males presenting as feminine or individuals otherwise featuring male genitaliaThe act and porn is gay but it does not make the guy himself gay unless that's the overwhelming majority of what he jerks off to or directly correlates to their irl sexual attractions
>>220840448>>220840464wrong, i am and always will be your fren
>>220840464doubt it
Really funny how basketball more than any sport triggers Chicanos, I guess it's because they're all so short They've basically been bullied into baseball as sport refugees since southern Americans bullied them out of soccer kek
>>220840474Correct. So, you are (presumably) not gay. But you have done gay things, likely due to internet pornography addiction. Or maybe you’re bisexual. We’ll have to kiss on the lips to find out for certain.
i looked at milf feet on instagram 1 time 5 years ago and i still get weekly emails recommending me new accounts to check out wtf
Something that kinda puzzles me is the proposal of punishing trannies when they're gonna have sex with someone without "disclosing" because you can tell at first glance most times.If you spent so little time before sex with a passing one that you couldn't tell through their voice or other small details, that means you go around pretty much having sex with strangers. In that case, in my opinion, you kinda went into that crowd of people on your own accord.
i want money
billions must die
a nice soft supple ladyboy ballsack is effectively a little second pair of breasts. how could you pass that up?
>>220840538>We’ll have to kiss on the lips to find out for certain.https://youtu.be/Eq7C3RUh0vw?
if you guys don't stop talking about trannies i'm gonna f*cking goonand you won't like me when i'm gooning
>family guy clipsNow we really HAVE reached rock bottom.
>>220840644Haha I love old Family Guy>I us’d them down to $500
i should start saving and spreading racist content but i'm lazy and dont want to get banned and i dont even use social media
Are we seriously going to spend the entirety of the thread discussing whether having sex with trannies is gay
>>220840685It isn't gay
>>220840568>what is taking advantage of somebody under the influence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wN4GSjz8co
>>220839723I sat there watching videos on "how to deal with narcissists" over and over as I faded into a deep dreameless sleep. I was barely conscious just sitting there staring at video #8 of some person in a suit in front of a board authoritatively giving out 5 tips to deal with a narcissist before finally passing out.I have no idea why I looked this up while half asleep. I am not dealing with a narcissist. I don't think I've ever had to deal with one in my life.
>>220840685You're right. Let's talk about something new, like drumpf or religion
>6ix9ineI'll post some actual kino from the 6ix9ine craze that always makes me laughhttps://youtu.be/e8xl2VaHrNg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ki1zLmcd_o
>>220840682I was thinking of seeing if I could VPN and larp as a white German south Brazilian and troll eyetalian larpers from saw pablo on twitter but they probably are the opposite of the ones here on 4chan
can you check if your dad has a boner or if your moms pussy is wet
>>220840743I wish I had a cute blonde blue eyed 18-19 year old german american/brazilian girlfriend
God doesn't exist. Grow up.
>>220840726Kek what the fuck is this? Hard to believe an avid /sci/ poster would end up doing valentines promos
>>220840775>I wish I had a cute blonde blue eyed 18-19 year old german americanAnon isn't from the Midwest
i was atheist for 1 day till i had a weird nightmare then i went back to believing in god
>>220840792he is a brazilian that lives in wisconsin
I’m agnostic. But I think most likely the atheists are right. I wish it weren’t so, though.
>>220840789>Kek what the fuck is thisAn ad he did for a local sex shop in an attempt to clean up his image given this was around the time the stuff about him fucking 13 year olds came out. It was his idea of community service.
Gock doesn't exist.Grow up.
I'm glad we all agreed that fucking trannies isn't gay
>>220840644kek the circle part
you are subconsciously gay and want to suck cock
i dont like games that have you play a role you know what i mean, seems like its every single multiplayer game nowadays, thats why counter strike is still the best, you dont have to player smoke, healer, support whatever, everyone is the same
Cheeky goon
>>220840817Fascinating
you secretly want an obese man to sit on your face and eat his bussy
I’m exclusively autosexual
im gonna stay up all night bitch
finna hit the bowl with a big ole bussy squart nomsayin
your value as a human being really isnt your education, it isnt your upbringing or what you provide, its just basic human decency, it isn't something that gets taught to you its something that you know or should know from just existing, you are born with it or not, its intrinsic, it isn't social or economical it is if anything mostly genetics
squart that thang massa
even if traps were gay (WHICH THEY ARENT), i save myself from homo damnation because i always flip over to some solo or lesbian porn right before i cum.
Bart bigga*b a r t s *
if your parents saw your 4chan posts would they be ashamed of you?
>>220841095ah yes, fake stories on the interwebs.
>fakenewfags these days smdh
>>220841074Ashamed and confused, certainly. Also probably deeply concerned. But I’ve made thousands of posts. So they’d have to see the worst ones.
>>220841128zootopia came out in 2016 nothing about that fanfiction greentext makes you cool or oldschool you pathetic zoomer
>>220840875I know exactly what you mean. Like Valorant or Overwatch
the greentext is from 2016 too wow a real genius here
i’m fucked up? yeah fucked up in the headbut at least penis weenar who caresnobody care mei can’t even cry
>>220841202nigger
>>220841233bigger
I remember reading about guys who went on HRT and finding their quality of life improved a lot due to lower sex drive and less intense anger etc. I am really heavy addicted to certain drugs which I learned unfortunately lowers t levels a lot. However I now see what those hrt ppl were saying. Its kind of true. My libido is non-existent now and I will be honest it's made my life a lot happier. I don't feel frustrated anymore, I don't waste time watching porn or jerking off, and I'm no longer intimidated by attractive women because I don't care about fucking them really. I wouldn't recommend it though, you're losing an important aspect of the psyche. But I will admit it's been pretty nice in it's own way.
>be me>goon my penis>cum crazy style and it shoots over my shoulder onto my chairnot fake btw real and sad
>>220841258Ever hit yourself in the face? I have.
Imagine a massive super muscular chinese man with huge lips dressed in ghetto black guy clothes who speaks ebonics in a chinese accent
after my parents divorced my dad came out as gay
when my little brother died i said fuck school
>>220841311no wonder they divorced lmao
>>220841269I have too. Thankfully my mouth was closed and my eyes shut in time too. Not a high moment.
dropped out first day of school cuz nigga's got cocaine to move
no one understands what its like to have a gay dad knowing every time he kisses me on the lips i know hes sucked cocks with them hours before
Is there a stranger couple than asian male black female?
>>220841355if you had a mom it would be the same. but its true that gayness is simply grosser
>She said: "I saw tgat shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt">And she was crying..
Everybody on 4chan seems so miserable. Are any of you happy? At least one of you must be happy.
>>220841360eskimo male aboriginal female
>>220841360>Is there a stranger couple than asian male black female?Indian male/any race other than Indian
It's crazy that I'm done with school now, I'm on the great wide world now, there's really nothing in here
about to poo
>>220841403The world is still the same as when you were in school, fuck you talking about?
I get wet without even trying
I wet myself without even trying
>>220841377There are other boards/threads/chans for that but I wouldn't dare risk divulging them to /cum/.
I bet you didn't think it was gonna be like this, but it is, this is all there is
just poo'd
staying up all night watching travel videos
>>220841550Fag
Ubi is great in theory but it necessitates mandatory population control, you will never see the same cuckolds that deny racism admitting this
farted blood again im so fucking scared and i have no health insurance
>>220841568Like what>>220841706Light or dark red
>>220841714dark red
>>220841714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUFep0oJB2U
>>220841771You should seriously consider an ER visit.
>>220841824i cant afford it
Cheeky goonsters
>>2208418341. who gives a shit about money over your health2. you can just pay 10/mo or whatever literally everyone can afford it
>>220841887i dont want to tell the hospital about the giant dildos i ride every night
>>220841925true they would be disgusted
>>220841953im scared i broke my manpussy
>>220841834Then go and don't pay. What are they gonna do, unstitch your ass?>>220841925If this is serious then it's probably not intestinal bleeding and you might be a bit less fucked. Really retarded thing to do though.
wish you guys would stop listening to whatever the fuck it is you're listening to. >"oh I can't afford healthcare"yes you can you can quite literally pay them a monthly payment or just...not pay it too if you don't mind it getting sent to collections. In my state at least, they can't report medical debt to credit agencies so it doesn't even hard your credit score lol
Right wing horror: civilization has collapsed, your family, your people, your nation have all been destroyed and the mass of zombie humanity is upon you. Left wing horror: you can’t be a sexual degenerate most of the time.
my new years resolution was to learn how to twerk but i still havent tried to learn
She’s more beautifuler without makeup
>>220842237Most girls are although I wouldn't call this commiefornia slut beautiful. A graceless specimen.
Wholesome Mormon manhttps://youtu.be/DB3FkbCROSE
>>220842385your moms gonna need that wheelchair after im done fucking her
Anybody here a slut
>>220842840Me
>>220842889Get fucking pregnant you little bitch
>>220842901I have an iud
>>220842918You just haven't tried enough
>>220842887I could knock her tf out with one punch
>>220842941You couldn’t knock out a penis with one dick
>>220843082I knocked your mother up doe and now you’re here insulting your father online
I fucking hate this pokemon
>>220843100It’s a big round head with two boobies!
Taking a very smeary poo and will take a shower once done!
Thoughts?
>>220843429Swear words are COOL
niggas be like>hmm 6:40 AM? I think it's time for minecraftI'm niggas
>>220843429if he read those books he would stop giving a f*ck and let that sh*t go
>>220843429Self help?
when the f*ck is momberg waking up
>>220843429The average person who reads this shit is probably more successful than me, so whatever. I’m trying to stop being such a hater. Everything is ragebait and I don’t want to fall for it anymore.
>>220842025Then healthcare costs go up because they need to recoup the money.
Food for thought while we wait for the new
>>220842132Just about everyone would be horrified at losing their sex life
>>220843977fuckin bluey watchin dress wearin demonrats raisin the next generation of antiisraeli commies *buuuurp*
>>220844217>>220844217New
