lovely weather edish
um
I don’t like sunny weather because even more brown people spawn
companies should be banned from being able to demand bank statements for their servicescredit score should suffice its incredibly intrusive
nth for the baddiedem
see when dennis's land rover goes in the river and he says it's an amphibious vehicle and the buyer actually agrees with him. i was always unsure how much of that was a joke. would a land rover be maneuverable after that?
>>220843063this aged well
Are you this funny in real life?
>>220843079engine would be flooded. not manoeuvrable (see the spelling difference there you yank gimp)
*enters thread*
>>220843081England has always been a superior country
>>220843106maybe 20 years ago
BARABARA STREISAND
>>220843121We still are. Just don't live in the cities, they're zoo enclosures. The M25 is a biomass containment zone
>>220843121suffering from past unsustainable success
lads, what's the best cpu instruction set of all time
>>220843105grim but also kek
my cancer is back
got some russians at toil and theyre all very friendly, happy to chatgot a ukrainian bloke as well but hes always miserable, never talks to youmake of that what you will
>>220843136X86_64
>>220843142:(
OUGH
>>220843128Boogie2988 reflection
>>220843142
>>220843104im not a yank. i just CAN'T SPELL because i'm STUPID
reheated burger king for lunch toil it lush
>>220843136The one that tells the computer to shut off
>>220843191>i'm STUPIDyou are my spirit animal
>>220843105based
>>220843136dont know but you should pay about £800 for a GPU
pour one out for a real one
Greak yoghurtPasley
>>220843019serious arse on 4she is definitely future bbc only if not already
so this is /aus/rorke......
>>220843234give me back my shopping list
got called a freak online
jannys coming to get you
>>220843142For real? :(
>>220843243bizarre post
>>220843164mental how all modern 64bit x86 CPUs are still backwards compatible with the original 8086 instructions
>>220843218Yeah I stopped listening to anything he had to say when he tried to make an agnostic argument for the existence of God by talking about nerve endings in the spine and something something spirits and roman gods and the pantheon. Genuine schizophrenic
just called someone a freak online
>>220843269OOF
>>220843278>and something something spiritsoh right well it seems like you remembered it well so we all have to hate him now
>>220843269gamblers need to be in camps
>>220843295Most of arguments are gibberish obscurantism so yes, it is accurate to say something something spirits.
>>220843218Mad just 10 years ago he was spring as a chicken
>>220843142Praying for you
>>220843218the intellectual dark web...
>>220843269must feel great being retarded
Japanese women are so beautiful
it was a breaking bad referencei dont have canceri was trying to say he looked like early walter white
>>220843419so are you
>>220843425>lying on a sunday, the lord's daythis is why britain NEEDS catholicism
>>220843269what the fuck is this. i know gambling is literally 'press button and wait for pre-determined outcome' but it's usually dressed up in a fancy game with flashing lights or similar. this is just stripping it back to the basics
>>220843425>i dont have cancernot that you know
>>220843405Glad they've all fallen off now. Sam Harris is just an annoying berg crying about trump on podcasts and ben shapiro peaked (amongst teenagers) in like 2021
>>220843019i traveled to the uk (london) and i was like yeah i'm not leaving Spain ever again no wonder you retarded niggers come here
>the cute Lusamine artist on my timeline is an angry lesbianJesus wept
>>220843482yeah. london will do that to you, it's a fucking shithole
>>220843482hello i visited london many a time and i think it's a great city
>>220843482Mate your government gave amnesty to millions of african muslims, lower your tone
>>220843482i hope many more tourists realise this and tourism here takes a huge hit.
every day is a gift. it's up to you to unwrap it
>>220843514"mate" Barceloina is the worst shithole in Spain and still 20 years behind London>t. charnego in Barcelonaalso don't call me mate again retarded pajeet
>Barceloina
breaking bad but it's in the uk and walt becomes a ket manufacturer
>>220843535my gf said people in madrid were rude to her.
Its not all bad. We're going to be the 5th largest economy in the world in 2029, overtaking Japan.
>>220843556she tried not being a munter?
>>220843552breaking bad in the uk but instead of needing to sell drugs to afford healthcare he just uses the NHSbut dies while on the waiting list
>>220843535Your retarded brown government and brown prime minister just legalised millions of illegal immigrants, and they're being relocated to your empty countryside. Your replacement is accelerating far faster than ours so be quiet
>>220843574scr
>>220843556goodMadrid is only for LATIN immgiration if yu don't speak Spanish you will get bullied
>>220843019Impossible to suffer in Bongland
>>220843585oh nocolombians are gonna replace meanwyays, how's your Tikka Masala going
>>220843587south american immigrants rape and kill your women and children, nobody wants hondurans and guatamalans lmfao
>>220843615its not colombians though is itits black africans and morrocans, roaming through your streets and beating up old ladies outside and your government doing NOTHING about it
>>220843482Where are their accents from?https://youtu.be/xQ_VSabaNd0
>>220843616this only happens in your chud imaginary world>>220843628yeah nope, that's Barcelona only
>>220843484
>>220843647
saw AIDS Skrillex in asda
>>220843643Tell us what happened in Torre-Pacheco Its easy to talk about us because everybody knows english and can read our media, and therefore magnify our issues to the world. But it takes 2 minutes to see the rot coming out of Spain, you are deteriorating as a country and you gave millions of illegal africans the right to live in Spain
>>220843661
ah yes we get colombians and guatamalan immigrants, you jealous brit bongers?
>>220843630are you retarded nigger? they're not even speaking Spansih. All Spanish speaker in English pronunciation is same
new bloke fresh off the boat at the paki shop speaks not one word of english surely there should be a minimum level of conversational english required to move here
I have installed Linux Mint
>>220843683i don't care what you say lol, i'm from Barcelona and i have travalled to London and it's nowhere close, Barcelona is the worst place of Spain and still feels like heaven compared to England, legit WE white guys were a minoirty there going out
Spurs
>>220843710It just works
>>220843722Indeed
>>220843685Where in Spain, retard? Or are you telling me all Spaniards sound the same? You're not Spanish
>>220843695lol
>>220843695you complain, yet you're giving them your money.
>>220843737this is why i go to the shop thats a 20m walk away and not the shop thats staffed by fob indians 5m away
>>220843732are you deaf, retarded or both? they're speaking in English how you expect me to know their accent if they're not speaking in Spanish, subhuman jeey
>>220843717Three african illegal immigrant beat the shit out of an old man on the street in Spain and the first thing your retarded government did was defend the africans and criticise the protests. Most of your empty countryside now is being repurposed for immigrants. You are being replaced far faster than me in my white cosy village in the home counties.
>>220843747nuclear fission demonstration
>>220843737only frequent their establishment in an emergency (ran out of niccy pouches)
It’s very sad when someone is boastful about the past achievements of their countryEspecially when they weren’t even fucking alive to be involved
>>220843720Are cooked
>>220843770thank you for supporting migration
>>220843773keep it on reddit next time yeah
>>220843787Hardly a reddit opinion
>>220843755You're not Spanish
>>220843764sure thing buddyi don't even have horse in this race since i live in AsiaYou can say whatever you want about Spain and you're free to believe your country is not a shithole, i'm telling you how things are really like if you don't want to believe it, well good luick in life you're really gonna need it
>>220843747thumbnail makes it look like theres a bunch of guns on the wall
>>220843804gp
>>220843786Um!!
>>220843786BWC only
>>220843799you've been done
>>220843786She picked Rorke
Is this true?
finally beaten jedi survivor with all the achievements done. what a fantastic game, definitely one of the best sw games ever made
>>220843792Its the kind of opinion that would come from a depressed, lonely, isolated loser (reddit user) who has no familial, emotional connection to his home because he's such a freak. Or an immigrant who doesn't understand why someone would have a connection to a past he hasn't first-hand experienced. Its like not understanding the achievements of the Romans because you weren't born until 2000. You're just a mong.
>>220843820in your dreams paki, you've been done the moment you're posting under a UK flag lmao, how's your tax rate like? wanna have a laugh
>>22084321835 mins, taking the piss. Bet he isn't actually on his death bed
>>220843829you are such a sad and lonely young man.
tilt head to the side and squeeze up to 5 drops into your ear wait a few minutes then remove excess with some tissuetilt headsqueeze bottle, can't feel anythingsqueeze harder, how many drops was that?wait three minutes, is that enough? my neck hurtssit uprightear drops state running down my face
>>220843831Ok son can you bring down any washing you have in your room x
>>220843839It wasnt even me that said that. Another poster also things you've been done here. Spain is a brown shit hole, and ironically its brits that prop up your entire economy (san miguel and ice cream and cocaine)
>>220843839im taxed less than most other developed nations
>>220843849thats you done
>>220843234its cheaper to buy big packs of mince
>>220843854as i said again, i don't care what you say about Spainshithole fight? hilarious, I don't pay taxes in Thailands, you're free to have fun giving money to Mohammed
>>220843855Yeah I don't get the tax meme. Some states in America tax you 4 times over, way more than here
>>220843482Spaniards are low IQ and behave like magpies. If something isn't garishly-coloured and stealable they're not interested. Deeply uninteresting folk, they are.
>>220843831Did you really type all that as a serious response because if you did that is so funny
just did one of the BIGGEST poos of my life i expected to be bleeding when i stood up to wipe after
on the biomass bus
>>220843780she'd get it
>>220843892Not everybody on here is a teenager that has this bizarre aversion to being sincere when engaging online. Grow up young man.
two chocolate eclairstwo sausage rollstwo independent IPAsready for suckdown in 3 2 1
>>220843915>drinking with sweet foodgrim
>>220843897Captain I'm not detecting any biomass signatures in this quadrant
>>220843897used to enjoy taking the bus but i dont take it anymore because of the you know whatsif you get stuck on there with a violent one then thats it
Rorke's Law: Always assume the biomass is present
>>220843925are you ok mate?
a hearse is the ideal vehicle for #vanlife
>>220843897is this herne hill
>>220843925meltdown
>>220843896The best poo I ever had in my life was steady, but difficult to get out on account of the sheer girth, hurt a little bit once it popped out, that was it. Expected blood. Wiped my arse, no blood. Single wiper. Like winning the lottery!
>>220843936I'm perfectl fine, wanna come to Thailands? No muslims allowed though
>>220843925Its like the old saying goes: Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house. If you were Icelandic or something then maybe you would have the pass to criticise us. But you are from a brown med country that was conquered by north africans for 500 years, and openly let rapists and morrocan murderers beat up old people on the street. You don't get to speak about us
>>220843826>London is accursed, dark, unclean, devoid of sun, full of perpetually drunk low-bornYeah
miguel melty
>>220843939looking up the half moon pub yes it is
>>220843951Thailand loves Muslims mate what are you on
>>220843957so cope cope copehow about yoiu talk to me about your country?You're welcome to come to Madrid anytime and if you feel is anywhere close to London i will paypal you 1k bucks, poorfag
>>220843951more muslims in thailand than in spain or the uk
I heard Thailand is populated by ultra-conservative megarorkes but they're too scared to enact anything for some reason so its turned in to a disgusting global brothel of trannies and paedos
what set this spaniard off
Can we cut the fucking shit already with the tranny issues and just figure it out as a society already.If you look like a woman and act like a woman and have got the surgery then fine, unfortunately we will have to allow you to use women’s bathrooms.If you are a ugly, mentally ill FREAK with a wig then you don’t simple as that case closed
>>220844019someone said spain is full of horrible africans and south americans
sir alysa liu
>>220844022Gender is a product of biological sex assigned at birth through natural physical development. The cultural and social norms for both genders are aligned with physical attributes and ability. You cannot therefore, change your gender.
I can't type antmore because i got banned (phoneposting fuck you nigger) sums up the UK, say anything bad about the musmlim hindi brown dtate get bannedGood luck lads you're gonna need it not dealing with this shiw, if you have some IQ left come to Asia im not phonepostingslop
>>220844037me and her are very alike in some ways
>>220844022I don’t give a fuck if you look like prime Angelina Jolie, if you come out of a bathroom that my little sister was in and you were born a man you are getting rocked
4/20 tomorrow lads waheey get it smoked
>>220844048Spanishmousey
Saw a horse get a boner today, odd experience
>>220844048thats you done
>>220844048get a grip timmy
>>220844075Tobías
>>220844078 horsenonce
>>220844103Adult horse
sperg 1: gimmick spamsperg 2: noooooooooo hes mentally ill!!
>>220844118Ok
Zack Polanski, evil evil man
running low on milk so I will walk to the shop to get some since it's a nice-ish day outside. That's my afternoon sorted: walking to the shop to get milk
>>220844144hope they finally arrest him after being on the run all these years
>>220844151Blog
>clean your roo-ACK!
>>220844151already done all of my outside activities this morning so its drinktoil then naptoil shortly after for me
on
ah yes jordan peterson and tommy robinson, the rorkes hahaleftymong living in 2016 again
>>220843019Very thankful I went to an all boys school If I had to be around girls like this all day I would've gone fucking MENTAL
remember that scene in the film Scum were they violently buggered that young lad in the greenhouse? bit rum, that
>>220844212ever shag
>>220844171"medication"=vaxx
>>220844212did you get bullied? i went to an all boys grammar there was a lot of bullying
>>220844226there's really no need to
>>220844154hes still in france making films
wahey
why do deanos like peaky blinders so much
wyippo dnt wash dey chicken
need to sort my credit score out, what do I do, just buy shit with a credit card?
>>220844321If you can be arsed, yeah pretty much. Just buy anything you'd normally use your debit card for on a credit card instead and make sure you pay off the balance on time every month.
>>220844249Yeah but I was a horrible autistic freakThink about it like this: if you weren't mocked and bullied for your behaviour in school, you would've gone into adulthood and the wider world still acting like that freak you were before, and you'd be far worse off innit
>>220844345TRVKE
>>220844321>>220844335Don't listen to this advice, it won't increase your score if you pay it off every month. The banks want you to pay the minimum amount each month consistently, and sit on a particular amount of debt (10% of the credit limit usually) to demonstrate that you can carry debt, pay it off but also consistently use the card all at the same time.
football mongs going crazy outside embarrassing
Also went to all boys grammar, got bullied, did some bullying, it's the circle of life, definitely stopped me from being a complete social retard in later life
tummy gurling after my two sausage rolls two chocolate eclairs and one IPA beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v00IqSfSbvM
you barcelona be kidding me
>>220844390all pakis now sorry mate
>>220844390i agreeyou do some bullying, you get bullied, thats lifesets up up for ills of the world
>>220844298About 25 years ago in Medway I used to see young lads wearing flat caps. Sometimes old fashions come back into style
>>220844390any gay rape?
dommy wobbinson
>>220843904Vivi'd
https://youtu.be/xJFgpTp8PTc?si=DfJKByv59HKfNIUWthis actually slaps for real quality band
>Former Little Mix singer Jesy Nelson has appealed for help after her car containing hospital equipment used to treat her twin daughters was stolen.thats what you get for fucking NIGGERS
>>220844405I remember this track... from a certain political video back in the day...
>>220844463do you have the one where the bloke looks genuinely about 5'2 while wearing his peaky blinders larp
that's the gayest shit I ever heard
>>220844463scuh-ream
>>220844463i wouldn't dare dress above my income bracket
>>220844475what video
>>220844473wonder what equipment it wasan MRI machine seems too large to fit in a car so we can rule that out
>>220844473Rorke
>>220844486yes thanks
>>220844473>date black>puts defective babies in you>leaves you>tells his friends about the expensive equipment in your car
right well that's my sister throwing up all over herself and her bed in her sleep
>>220844473just seen a group of cronem wheeling an iron lung into the gherkin
>>220844530bros sister does heroin
>>220844536s
right quick shower then I'm off to buy this milksee yous in a bit love you x
>>220844434Grammar school not boarding school
>>220844463could do with losing some weight
>>220844530
>>220844530She a teenager or something? Not supposed to do that once you're an adult
I swear every week we get a new jf coming in here getting riled up and having a melty over nothing
>>220844598we speak english here so this general is occasionally the dumping ground for assorted jf schizos
>>220844536howling
>>220844590You really didn’t need to post this.
>>220844584nah she's 20
>>220844590it's all just pipes innit pipes and tubes, leads to the ocean
>>220844598having a resident schizo jf is a /brit/ tradition
that's about the sum of it yes
pooing shit from my arse
>>220844654Eh close enough. When I was a teenager there was a bar that let underage people in and everyone drank snakebite and blackcurrant because it was cheap. After the second time I woke up in my brother's bed (he'd moved out, wasn't shagging him or nothing) with purple vomit encrusted in my hair because my dad had found me passed out in my own sick I decided it was time to stop drinking that particular beverage. Good times.
How's this for a business idea:Get an underground venue. Two huge high test lads in an arena and one fit bird. One of the lads gets to shag her but they have to fight eachother for the the right. They fight until one bows out then the lad shags the woman in front of an audience, which we sell tickets to. Do you think that is feasibly possible? Imagine the lads dressed as roman warriors and the women dressed as a captive Greek princess or slave. Could probably sell tickets for shit loads
>>220844454Dang it's pretty good>>220844463Drippy>>220844473And rorke wonders why he's a lonely bitter incel
>>220844548x
in 10 years gay pornology will be a field of study and mathematics will be considered racist
I have NOT been reading count of monte cristo for a month. I only started it last weekend for fucks sake.
>>220844718gp
beeroid is going down very nicelytime for another! ahha
>>220844646indeed. Should've taken a swing at it instead
>>220844703not sure why you felt the need to let us all know you weren't shagging him ffs but yeah it is sort of a rite of passage
imagine being in a pub with your mates and you say corrr this beeroid is going down nicely
top 5 epic blacked momentscoming in at number 5 we have rorke getting blacked up the arse
Buying the dip on Spurs staying upLadbrokes is my bank
>>220844752don't have any mates
>>220844743Because I wasn't, didn't want you thinking I was because I definitely wasn't.
>>220844733where is she going
>>220844773that's why he asked you to imagine it
need to some work for my runt job
>>220844733corr ginger puss
>>220844762sc
>>220844762shite nonsensical antipodean post
the only one in my mates group that hasnt got a gf, almost impossible to get anything sorted that doesn't involve 'yeh but im bringing x with me' everything has to involve their dull girlfriends that offer literally nothing, was supposed to be going on a big hike today but instead we've had to change it to a 10k walk because my mates gf HAS to come
leftypol at the gay pub saying corr this cockoid is going down nicely
https://youtu.be/jZvYdFrj44YThis is what Jordan Peterson's got
south yorkshireweird place
>>220844827cant you get a gf through one of their gf's friends or relatives?
>>220844829hooting
>>220844839how so
>>220844827>>220844846this is the time you should be using it to your advantage>"dont want to feel like a tit on me own, cant she bring a single friend along?"
>>220844867just don't think of it very much do youyou think north of west yorkshiresouth doesn't get much attention
>>220844860>>220844860>>220844860
>>220844889bit premature
alri
might suck a covfefe
