Sisters Of Mercy edition
the ghost of mihai rising from his grave to inhabit his computer so he can use an egyptian vpn and make nonsense posts
"there are insane people on the internet"mousey:
raping my own arse into the future
bratty toby ummy
brand new are a bit gay YEAH
https://vocaroo.com/18bkSfZMf2WTmade a new little song lads
>>220847946i like them
>>220847935>wah wah wah I came to 4chan and people are mentally unwellgo back to Twitter, nigger, cancer killing this website
on the mentally ill website for the mentally ill mental
>>220847984SCREAMING
Does anyone know
might become a full blown alcoholic for a laugh
>>220847997
>>220847940thought you said you were going
might not be going out
mmmm splendid ahhh indeed scrumptuous carry on good heavens I'm arriving
she's just a cosmic girl, oh yeah from another galaxy
how strong is the republican movement in australia? ive read its big. ive found a site with many flag proposals but couldn't find a good looking one.https://www.ausflag.com.au/flags-submitted.asp?SelectedYear=2025>>220847890good taste. vocalist got a nice voice.
if I'm not going out I might as well start boozing
>>220848018we really finna be like this screaming
>>220847946Yeah they are, and think they're cancelled because he was noncing. I liked the first two albums back when I were an edgy emo youth
screaming in all the newborns faces on a maternity ward
fattest thing you've ever done?
>>220848073ur mum
>>220848073I'm not fat but I once ate a whole ben & jerrys tub in one go
>>220848073I'm 21 stonex
>>220848081done
>>220848073had a massive bucket from kfc a while ago and honestly felt like I was on the verge of a heart attack for about a week afterwas going to book myself into the doctors but it passed eventually
>>220847951Sound like a summery Tuborg commercial
>>220848073ate 15k calories in one sitting
>>220848102
>>220847940how do i know who the parasites are?how do you detect them? can you show me examples?
>>220848027thats a fresh flag but its too african
>>220848122shut up nigga
sucking a desperados, these are proper gay
it was 10+ personas in the last threadWhere did the other 10 come from
>>220848073I was 95kg in 7th grade
>>220848073Fucked a really fucking fat chick, like she was actually round. Bit difficult to get the angle right but I managed to cum and that's truly all that matters.
>>220848106it's the salta whole family bucket of kfc has enough salt to count as poisoning i had the 12 pieces with 4 fries once and was chugging water for 6 hours afterwards
business idea: mini eggs but there's just one and it's the size of a normal egg
>>220848140your parents are child abusers
doing some nvq work for my runt toil jobx
>>220848156then they arent mini though
>>220848122stop it toby you're making me hard :3
>>220848131Seconded
>>220848073once ate 12 maccas cheeseburgers in one sitting. got a £40 voucher after complaining to mcdonalds so me and a m8 spent it on as many cheeseburgers as we could get. felt horrible after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDWdTJg9YGwthere's toby's evening filme sorted then
>>220848122don't think this is heathermongpost is formatted weirdly, double spaces and no capital at start of sentence
LATEST: Legendary Gay Icon Elton John dead at 79
>>220848156>>220848166reckon they would call then normal eggs
reckon I'll get a big hug from the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil tomorrow cause we haven't seen each other for a while
>>220848161not really, my mom didnt allow me to drink sodas and have sweets and snacks till I was 12 and now I dont do it, based mom actually
honestly lads really do need a gf
>>220848131cope and seethe parasite. tick tock
>>220848122notice how its back after you gave it a mentionreply again
>>220848208this is common in a lot of european countriesitalians have a rule about parenting, no sugar/chocolate before the age of 7meanwhile here your packed lunch in school is usually crisps, a chocolate bar, and a shite little sandwich with ham and mayo or some crap
pink floyd
>>220848180what planet do you live on
>>220848195oh wow look at that, since pointing out the parasite subhumans behaviour, it has started posting again. hurr durr no it wasnt im still posting
Can someone explain to me why Brits are called Bongs
>>220848215I came the closest I ever got earlier this year, reckon 2026 is gonna be the one
listening to linkin parkhavent earnestly listened to them in probably a decade
>>220848121there are some interesting designs in '23, they even got brazil australia. this one is green australia only.
my name is jedediah cornthwaite
>>220848234Yeah this was common at my school as well. Chocolate, crisps, some dunkers and a sandwich with no crust.Bunch of runts we are.
>>220848254god speed. I need to sort myself out, I wouldn't go out with mex
*filters Egypt*that wasn't so hard was it
wee melty
>>220848215why would you want a manipulative creature by your side? just because the night is cold? just use a blanket xx
>>220848244some /sp/ post about british people using the bongs (sounds) from big ben to tell the time
>>220848260honestly if we stopped being a monarchy id be down to keep the flag because its too iconic to change
>>220848244from copypastas that incorporated the sound of big ben ringing
>>220848244i work with a bulgarian lass who is very cute but unfortunately a lesbian
>>220848073Probably eating whole Chinese salt and pepper munchy boxes, microwaving pints of ice cream so I can eat them quickly in one go, eating evil slop like rustlers burgers and micro fries
>>220848234I like it, now im not addicted to soda and dont care about chocolate>>220848244щoт пyшaт чyчeц oт бoнг
just sitting here doing anything but what I'm supposed to be doing
heathermong is actually doing reddit spacinglike double spacing, not paragraphs?
>>220848317booba
>>220848317fantastic
>>220848317she has warts in her pussy, look closely
>>220848317far too normal and heterosexual for brit
>>220848301I've been trying to go out with a lesbian for more than a year now but she says no, has a gf ect
>>22084827180% of it was just improving my social skills, thats the core element that's steering me towards success
>>220848355my social skills are down the shitter, was a shut in for years, I'm trying
naaaaah did bro just naaaaaaahdid bro just do something slightly different naaaaah bro this aint it brodid bro just express his individuality naaaaah bro L brodid bro just naaaaaaah did bro just
>>220848296it really is a kino flag
what did she actually expect?
right well ive had the last glass of wine from last nights bottle and now i want moremore more more MORE
my poos have smelt good as fuck recently
>>220848296sounds like a sane plan, old reliable and recognisable australia. are people happy with the monarchy? or rather open to the idea of becoming a republic?
>>220848374bet this is men's fault somehow
>>220848368you just need to immerse yourself in a social setting, in such a way that you cant avoid it. That's the only way to improve, constant daily practice till it becomes second nature
rent a room in a little cottage, it's nice. still want my own place, can't afford anything nice on my own
real
>>220848383do you have papayas in australia? give them a try
>>220848374to have it all with no compromises or consequences
>>220848389no one really gives a shit apart from fringe weirdos lolif it wasnt such a good looking flag i bet we’d have changed it already
listening to I, Vigilante
cba
>>220848435do they make poo smell nice
>>220848433kind of mental how incels like you latched on to a movie made by transwomen symbolically about white patriarchal capitalist tyranny
wish we were all better
>>220848305Microwaving ice cream is dire man, you're not even enjoying it just pouring it down your gullet like a fuckin seagull
I could easily rape mousey
that's it got the ITAOTS on
<------- Commencez à faire ça
>>220848466aye
>>220848476Not like microwaving it to soup i mean like defrosting it a bit so its soft
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
one lager beer down the hatch
Spursbros...
gonna go for a nap
>>220848527feel like if they fail to be beat wolves its ogre
>>220848525ktim
>>220848439I'm a fan of this flag tbqh
UP AND OVER WE GOTHROUGH THE WAVE AND UNDERTOW
>>220848519More like "oy noy"
>>220848184>Sir Elton Hercules John (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight
>>220848567Shut up nigga
>>220848473
>>220848605omg
thinking about the time the bot on /b/ that would pick two random post and say samefag called me out
>>220848605cock's just flown out my pants
sex boobscum
>>220848545>>220848622samefag
got the house to myself
>>220848639ktwmlw (kek this was me last week)
>>220848639time to masturbate then
>>220848374so she has 2 kids who will help her out in her old age
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
>>220848605prob would
>>220848647Fat cunt is struggling not to fall over
>>220848639Porn on the big TV is it?
>>220848637heh
st mirren are leveljust released they won the league cup this season toocant have them win this as well because that would invalidate our cup double a few seasons ago
>>220848696inspect elementi got youi got you broi so got you
>>220848647looking excellent sir!
>>220848661Because he had a boner
dogberg kickin off cos I blew a raspberry on his head lol
>>220848699St Mirren always give us hassle
>>220848711Because he didn't have the guts!
>>220848713done that little twerp
>>220848732would be mad if they beat yous in both cups tbqh
>>220848605woah
egypt bot is back
>POOVERTON
>>220848757very peculiar case it is
>90(+11)
got a coughhurts my chest a bit when i do it
dont save rorke he dont wanna be saved
3 bourbon biscuits scranned, can of heine popped. Watching zombieland 2 and settling in
>>220848782f
>>220848778
1.2k for a 1 bedroom flat 2 hours away from london. the landlords have gone mad
dadberg supports manchester city dont know anything about soccer are they good?
so well yeah was supposed to watch arse v city with the lads, guess that ain't happening, guess I'll go shop, get the beers in, get the sweeties in
Ok here's what I'm going to hit the normies with tomorrow at toil: "How about them spurs then?"
women are so fucking thick, mum's mate has an obese dog and she's like 'oh, I just DON'T understand how he's so big'I ask how often she walks him, 'never' and over the course of being there she gave him 7 snacks every time he begged. I just said, you shouldn't do that and she said 'But I can't resist that little face awww'Driving mum back home I said 'why are you even friends with that idiot' and she just said 'she's always been like that', oh, that's okay then
Just finished hitman contracts (2004)Was alright
just used inspect element to give myself many (you)’s
>>220848829no suitable punishment for what these people have done to society and the politicians that enable them
>>220848847idiots need friends toox
>>220848850
>>220848854thats illegal. those are illegal yous
>>220848473literally everyone has watched the matrix mate lmfao its one of the most recognisable mainstream filmsonly incels like you would be triggered by it because its a critique of your retarded dogshit tranny world view
going shop in 10 minutes, get your orders in now, not paying for you send me the money, you have my details
>>220848854uh, mods????
>>220848875
>>220848847Oh calm down rorke, I'm sure she's nice and that's what your mum appreciates
>>220848885the shops are closed now
really makes you think
what would we do without wishful thinking
FORGOT TO BUY HONEY FOR THIS TEAYOU CAN'T FIGHT OFF A SORE THROAT/COUGH WITHOUT HONEY FOR YOUR TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220848905the petrol station never closes
>>220848932the strait of hormuz is closed though
had a depression moment earlier today where i was depressed
>>220848904Am I not allowed to be annoyed at someone slowly killing their dog?
>>220848751would be mad
>>220848747I love him but he's soooo sensitive sometimes lollike gimme a feckin BREAK will you dogberg! haha
i really feel that "explanation" should be spelt "explaination"
feel like doing things that may or may not be ok
>straight of hormuz >it’s actually curved mong name
>>2208488854 pack of boddingtons, if they don't have it John Smith's is an acceptable alternative. And a nice stilton. And a tube of pringles.
strait porn
>>220848915i think modern westerners are the most critical and ashamed of their country's history of any people to ever live
>>220848953no one likes getting bamboozled and memed on
Sir British Petroleum
>>220848977I don't like the fact that Quixote and Quixotic are pronounced differently and my nan agrees.
More young men are living with their parents than young womenGen z women are out earning gen z men
>>220848861900 quid for a room in a village of 3k people. what the fuck mate
>>220849020ok
>>220849019erm yeah they are haha
>>220849020great for porky (evil) since women ask for raises far less than men
>>220847989https://voca.ro/18hj1HpzRoFz
well it does loom after all
>>220849005its good to be critical of the bad stuff but we also forgt the good stuff
>>220849020mad how decades of anti-male policies have an effect
>>220849019and i just learned that it isn't pronounced "kuh-ho-tick"
>>220849041really is a thin line between me and the sacked tranny
Celtic on a fucking mad one
>>220849020full of incel rage at this
>>220849064The fuck is happening
>>220849064lel, what the fuck happened there
>>220849036they aren'tit's key-hoe-tayand kwix-otic
How about them spurs then?
>>220849086Quite a quixotic post this
>>220849020the boomer male elites hate young men
right so the egyptian schizo is back then
ktim
Might program something in cpp (I won't)
UM UM UM
are you allowed to barbeque indoors? don't want to ask the landlord if he's going to say no
says a lot about society
had another vivid dream where i was loved by a beautiful woman
>>220849130thought bbq indoors kills you
making tea in my cute little red teapot:)
>>220849130my neighbours tried doing that and i called the firemen on them
>>220849157fuck off freak
What do you even say as the st mirren manager
fucking dull when you're not drinking innit
The Dementia side of the Shivering Isles didn't feel as fully fleshed out as the Mania side. There were occasional good moments, but the Mania side captured a fantasy madness realm feel a bit better, the Dementia side just had a lot of people who were a bit annoyed.
>>220849190>aaach it's shite being scottish
My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker. Open the door now or I'll fucking end you, do you understand me?
i love children
who turned the Egyptbot back on?
>>220849223Spaino
>>220849221me when i remember that i'm an incel
spaki 190 melty!! spaki 190 melty!!
How about them gooners then?
>>220849176it's whittards loose tea chai latte blendit's lovely :)
>>220849256some bangers in there though
>>220849252
>>220849221leftypol when you tell him men can't be women
>>220849256i don't understand the people who have music taste like thisdo they actually only like the top rated albums on rym? have they never tried to discover their own personal music taste?
it is genuinely mental how much we can hate someone else doing something that we dopeople have informed me I have a tic where I sniff a lot, but other people sniffing triggers mewe're silly sausage aren't we?
>>220849221when the parasite posts
>>220849288fat people make me mad but i'm fat myself
>>220849256/mu/ in a nutshell
>>220849137If some cunt tricked me into helping them for their tiktok content I'd be furious.
not work safe image on work safe board
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7jp2wjdnvo>Aziz Ahmadzai's former partner Georgia Morse has been supporting him while he is being treated in hospitalFormer Afghan soldier moves to the UK and impregnates an English girl
>>220849276the meme isn't necessarily saying the albums are bad tbf>>220849287I just assume a lot of charts are made by people who have just got into music so haven't ventured out yet
zoomers: why am i still a virgin freak?also zoomers: >>220849296
>>220849137hmm after careful consideration, have decided I will not be standing in the middle of the road in the rain picking up some apples that have already rolled around in the mud for 2 minutes first
>>220849296what is this foid's name i would like to wank to her x
>>220849337michelle alter
>>220849333twat
>>220849316>afghan former special forces member beaten to a coma by 2 teenage girls
>>220849349that's a tall man with a penis
>>220849295hope you turn that hate into fuel to lose weight one day ladI believe in you x
i am mentally ill
>>220849337It's Michelle Alter x
>>220849356she's very tall for a woman yeah
>>220849199thanks for your review of 20-year old DLC
(8) I'm profoundly mentally illI'm profoundly mentally ill (8)
>>220849364ktim
>>220849364Profoundly?
just lgbtd my pantaloons looking at chapelle rowans breasts
waiting for nanberg's shopping delivery and I feel like I can't relax until it comesso annoying how my daft brainstein works
what are they feeding them in italy
>>220849381kek
i am a deeply, profoundly mentally ill young man
Starving even though I've eaten plenty today. What's going on there then eh?
>>220849372You vill buy the £2000 Burberry coat
>>220849378you're welcome
>>220849360i've lost and gained weight so many times over the years...
>>220849296>>220849372absolute sex
>>220849400fatcuntitis
>>220849392Pizza and pasta and gabbagool
>>220849415likely the cause too
>>220849256only two i semi-regularly return to is yeezus and some rap songs
>>220849400fucked insulin response o algo
>>220849430But I'm such a skinny lad, I'm like 12 stone and over 6ft. Proper skelly lad. I blame the hangover.
>>220849419I think the only way to stay slim is to find an exercise you enjoy and really really dedicate yourself to it. Dieting is kind of unnatural unfortunately. You need to do something that regularly gets you out of the house away from the fridge and that also burns calories.I swim and hike.
>>220849256hahahaha mumongs on the ropes
>>220849427wee driver
im sicker than youim sicker than youim sicker than you
>>220849461i play tennis but then i remember that i'm an incel freak and just end up binging on like 6k calories
dinner with the family toil tonight at a japanese steakhouse
new soon, going to be great
>>220849481Teppanyaki?
mouldie's peach fuzz
ziedy instantly rapedthanks janny
>>220849493yea
Got a moustache lads
>>220849480this post does not exist anymore
we watching the footy yeah?
>>220849516grow down
>>220849256actual good albums from this pic:LovelessAbbery Road98.12.28 Otokotachi no WakareLift Your Skinny FistsRemain In LightVespertinePink MoonLow ITCOCKrest range from awful to merely okay
toby wonthe 'cord? RAPED! BIG TIME!
LOL
making beef bourguignon gonna have it with mash and roasted cabbage with a nice pino noir
>>220849504sup mouldie did u listen to my song yet
>>220849473you are valid
you belong in a gas chamber
>>220849514Not a fan. I want to eat i don't want some magic show
three hundred and forty seven?
>>220849545we are the brit team brit team
>>220849574>>220849574>>220849574
right, going mental then
>>220849530Sleeping on the court of the crimson king
>>220849544Unironically sounds delicious, get in there lad
>>220849602cheers m8 hope it turns out ok first time cooking it you see
