>wake up>my country is still not bordering America>day ruined
>>220849233Why would you want that
>>220850664I envy you so much
>>220849233The American consulate is considered American soil, so you are bordering it.
>>220850899This is factually wrong.
>>220849233We will teach you all of our secrets Hans
>>220851752I love you
>>220849233why
>>220849233EU will soon border them after Canada joins us
>>220849233I will move Germany from where it currently stands and place it 200 miles west of California (about the distance between UK and Ireland). That way we still have some ocean but you can still easily fly to SF, LA or San Diego anytime you want. And with German engineering maybe even a bridge.
>>220854768You're a good man little burgerbro
>>220849233This but Poland. I would move the entire nation of Poland to where Ontario, Canada currently sits and move Ontario next to Australia.
>>220854999I would just drop Ontario in the ocean
>>220849233my country borders america if i consider my property a microstate
>>220855048Why are Americans so obsessed with property? Learn to share.
>>220855019Btw but I would love to move some countries west of Australia and west of south America just because there's nothing there And we need more south hemisphere countries that are closer to the south pole and get cold
>>220849233>wake up>in LA>not living in Baden-Baden anymore>life ruined
>>220855092Is that the red light district
>>220855076You realize the whole attitude of America is "Fuck you, I got mine"? I have worked so hard for my things. You can pay me to share with you, it's called leasing.
>>220855193You can lease my foreskin
>>220855206oh, you!
>>220855019Yes thats the general idea
>>220855328Too big!
>>220855206KEK clapped that evangelical mutt's ass
suddenly got gay in here im out
>>220856546>im outOf the closet!
>>220856566OOOOOOOOOH
>>220856619kitty can scratch
>>220855105there's no red district in baden baden
