>you're in french-speaking canada>you go to a french owned bakery (pâtisserie)>ask for a baclawa in english> cashier's hand zooms out and she wraps her fingers around your neck>>"c'est le québec- parle blanc, tabarnak">*spits in your facehow do you respond without sounding like an anglo coloniser?
>>220849475>>you're in french-speaking CanadaNo, I'm not>>you go to a french owned bakery (pâtisserie)No, I don't>>ask for a baclawa in EnglishWhat the fuck is backawa>> cashier's hand zooms out and she wraps her fingers around your neckDoesn't happen>>>"c'est le québec- parle blanc, tabarnak">>*spits in your faceDoesn't happen either
>>220849475Why would I speak english in a french bakery in french speaking Canada?
>>220849475Ugh... that was so hot, do it again, m-merci beacoup
>>220849534This is a bilingual country
Un baklava, siouplé
>>220849475Wouldn't hanpen, I refuse to economically support Canada in any way.
>>220849475>baclawaFuck off. English speaking world has decided on baklava
>>220849475Why would I shirk my proud heritage as an Anglo coloniser?I would tell her frankly and politely that she is a vassal people that lives at the pleasure of her rightful Anglo conquerors. I would then ask to see her Englihs lord and inquire about his less than well trained French dependent.
>>220849475>Go to a store in Quebec>cashier speaks like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBYpuI7og8wWhat do?
>>220849475It's ok I'm brown enough that they couldn't be upset out of fear of being called racist
>>220849475Why is half of canada allowed to speak gibberish?
>>220849475Emma would never go to a country full of KraKKKers
>>220849475wesh le reuf, ma faute wAllahlâche un baklava là sah la mif
>>220849475Cum, semen shoots a hole through my pants and penetrates her vagina
