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04/19/26(Sun)13:34:47 No.220852419

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Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)13:34:47 No.220852419

>Go to Greenland
>It isn't green
>Go to Finland
>The people there don't have fins
>Go to Georgia
>Nobody's named George
>Go to Iceland
>Not that much ice
>go to great britain
>it isn't great or even good
>Go to New Zealand
>It's actually pretty old
>Go to Turkey
>No turkeys
>Go to China
>They actually have a reasonable amount of porcelain dishes
>go to japan
>many stores sell high quality cookware
>Go to Papa New Guinea
>My dad's not there
>Go to Christmas Island
>Santa isn't there
>Go to Vietnam and pull out my dong in public
>Still get arrested for obscenity
>Go to Romania
>No Romans
>Go to Bahrain
>Never rains
>go to Bangkok
>no exploding chickens
>Go to Singapore
>Nobody's singing
>go to Chad
>Still feel like a beta
>Go to the Virgin Islands
> People there have sex
>go to Montenegro
>didn't see a single negro mountain
>go to Cuba
>no platonic solids
>go to russia
>most people actually take things pretty slowly
>go to Transnistria
>no trannies
>Go to Kilkenny
>Kenny's still alive
>visit New Zealand
>everyone is lazy and disinterested
>go to czechia
>everyone uses contactless cards
>Go to Hungary
>Everyone's well fed
>Go to Ukraine
>It's actually Russia
>Go to Christmas Island
>they are muslim
>go to Isle of Man
>there are women there
>go to Iran
>walk
>go to antarctica
>no ants
>go to Germany
>its actually pretty hygienic
>go to Chile
>it's warm
>go to Poland
>no one asks my opinion about anything
>Go to Ireland
>It's actually peaceful
>Go to Rome
>Spend all my time on guided tours
>go to scotland
>eveyone’s named mohamed