>be Hans-Friedrich von Hohen-Something>spending 12 hours a day in a library that smells like 400-year-old vellum and damp stone>studying the Saturnal weight of Roman Jurisprudence and the martial discipline of the Legions>actually reading Latin treatises on statecraft that haven't been translated into English since 1850>bloodline is so solar it literally glows in the dark>be Amerimutt>"bro I'm literally Marcus Aurelius">reads "48 Laws of Power" once while eating corn syrup in a cubicle>thinks Robert Greene is the peak of Jovial wisdom>"I'm an entrepreneur, I use the Law of Appearance to trick people into buying dropshipped plastic">thinks Stoicism means "not crying when your Funko Pop arrives damaged">Americans look at the Holy Roman Empire>"lmao look at these Germanic barbarians pretending to be Rome">"they literally just put on a bedsheet and called themselves Caesars">proceeds to build a literal fake Pantheon out of drywall and plywood in some suburb named "Jupiter Springs">tries to claim Roman heritage while their only cultural contribution is the "all-you-can-eat" buffet and pop music>MFW they don't realise the mercurial bureaucracy they live under is just a degraded version of the Saturnal order we preserved for a millennium>MFW they try to lecture us on "Civilisation" while their entire philosophy is based on a pop-psychology book about how to be a manipulative mid-wit>keep reading your "laws" written by a guy in Los Angeles, Tommy.>the true Roman spirit is martial and virtuous, not a Tik-Tok "hustle" grindset.>absolute state of the New World.
>>220853387>>thinks Stoicism means "not crying when your Funko Pop arrives damagedI deeply dislike how stoicism was bastardised
>>220853387DOGFUCKINGCHILDRAPEDKIKE
>>220853805DOGFUCKINGCHILDRAPEDKIKE
>>220853927>>220853969Go outside.
>>220853927>>220853969There he is
